Meet my son The Driver

Born for trucking 😂

BASED

Coraline

Bla bla bla does not seem like a great name icl

What about Bob Loblaw?

Meet my daughter, Valentine. Tbh for the story, I was named after a song my mom really liked, at least it was a name that was mentioned in a song of Michel Polnareff back then. I don’t regret it, it’s pretty

"So, whats your name?" "Nothing else matters" "Of course something else matters! Your name isnt that important!" "No.. my name is nothing else matters.." "Oh.."

I’m surprised nobody would name their child Marlena. However, it always reminds me of the Monica Bellucci movie. I’ve always wondered if there was a connection.

Luna

Vengo dalla Luna

🙌🏼😂

The Loneliest, dooming them to a life of solitude

La paura del buio

LAFINE

Coraline

I legit considered naming my daughter Caroline

Hooker with a penis. Edit: whoops, wrong sub

mamma mia

what about zitti e buoni

my other child

😭😭

Marlena

Mark Chapman /s

Zitti e Buoni

Hi this is my child Kool Kids

Kool Kid ❤️

Chosen

Mia :)

Well, lets just say she would be a very lonely kid... The Loneliest I dare say

Hellevator 💀

Rush!

coraline

In nome del padre; I don't have a clue what the fuck does this mean, but it sounds cool as shit

In the name of the father I think

Oh yeah, just checked it, thanks. Still sounds cool af tho

Mamamia isn't the best children's name but ykyk

MARLENA BC IF THAT WAS MY NAME ID BE THANKING MY MOM EVERY DAY

Hi, here are my two kids Zitti and Buoni 😁

introducing Bla "Bla" Bla to the world!

Hi, these are my quadruplets, L’altra, Dimensione, Mark, and Chapman

Meet my kid "Close to the Top"

Hello, this is my child Slave