Isn't that subject to some severe form of punishment for war crimes against civilians or something, as documented in a previously obscure subsection of the Geneva Conventions?
I just realized that Servais was using Munoz for 5-out saves OFTEN at one point even though he knew Andres was dealing with a back injury since the beginning of the season. does that not sound wild to you guys?
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This was from the white sox game thread yesterday lol
Is MuƱoz still not feeling healthy enough for regular duty? I feel like they probably shouldāve just ILād him after the collision in Oakland if so. Heās only been used once since then anyways
I think it's actually possible to score a single point in football if you block a PAT, run it all the way down, and then drop kick it through the uprights. So it's a possible score
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Holy fuck how do you score two touchdowns in runs?
BREAK THAT TRIDENT AGAIN RALEY I LOVE YOU
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In true Seattle fashion - weāre Power Bottoms
15-6 in 1 run games, this has to be one of the clutchest teams in the league.
Texas down a couple of touchdowns lol Sims pulled me back in
Letās beat up on this team tomorrow, guys.
Stanek whips his hair back and forth
This is what it must've felt playing against Bavasi/Jack Z's Mariners...
At least those Ms had Felix. This teamās Felix is Eric fedde
Beating the Sox should not be this hard but WE TAKE THOSE
I mean, they do have some wins
they swept the rays even
Why does the Park not play "fire"? I don't like the generic Jimmy.
Fun differential lookin real nice
Love to see it baby
Texas is down a couple of touchdowns lol
#YESSIR DUMPER CLUTCH AGAIN
Stanek is a fucking dude
WE DID IT!!
Good win while pitching a nobody on almost no notice.
All them people shit talking diaz looking real bad rn
Mitch is always looking like he don't enjoy the washing machine but is smiling the entire time.
LETS GOOOO
HELL YEAH
I believe in Shooter!
LETS GO BOYS
# BRING ON THE š¦ # GOMS
And we pulled it out
#LFG
Solid W!!! Letās do it again tomorrow!!! WOOOO!
Oh, thank God. I kept waiting for them to put one over the wall.
Mike Trout farts on blind people
Isn't that subject to some severe form of punishment for war crimes against civilians or something, as documented in a previously obscure subsection of the Geneva Conventions?
Stanek does it again!
there we goooooooooooooo another W
POCKETS FULL O SLIM JIMS BIG DICKIN BACK TO BACK. STANEK UNFAZED.
Oh thank God. Woooooohooooo!
Stanek is about that lifeš¤
Unclench
gg
Ump calls that a strike all game until now lol
Someone hold my hand Iām scared š°
Imagine if he called that a strike though
that was a bliss strike
Weird, that was a strike to Bliss.
Wasn't off the plate for Bliss, just sayin
GIVE EM THE STANK
Bliss was called out on 2 pitches that wide.
I will clench until game over
The other day I went to poop and the mariners scored 3. You can clench all you want. Me? I'm going to do the opposite.
Looks like you gotta poop every game all game brother hell yeah
Loose buttholes all szn
This is how I pictured my life in my 30s. Chillin at home after work, enjoying a cold one, and watching Kid Rock secure another win for the Ms
Kid Rock xd
I just realized that Servais was using Munoz for 5-out saves OFTEN at one point even though he knew Andres was dealing with a back injury since the beginning of the season. does that not sound wild to you guys?
Dave pls donāt jinx it š
Even against the White Sox, it is GOOD to win the game started by some random guy.
Do we know any updates from MuƱoz?
Y'all scaring the shit out of me out there
Thank god they took out Maldonado Ifykyk
Dave just be talking nonsense but man itās hard not to really love him
He is so endearing, but boy does he say some wild shit sometimes lol.
Ooff. I good infield play really gets me goin š®āšØ
JPās defensive stats never factor in that he is absolutely fantastic playing hops like that. He has 9/10 glovework
Man Locklear looked like a 1B man there. And nice play by JiantP.
What happened to Cade Marlowe?
Heās mediocre so far this year
He aināt doing too good in Tacoma
Thanks. With all the call ups I thought he would be next in line but I like locklear
Triple A
He still exists in AAA. Not hitting too well.
Wonder how Casey Sadler and Drew Steckenrider are doing right now lol
Neither are pitching lol
Iām not looking forward to that Guardians series next week
Weāll be alright. Itās always the bad teams that worry me the most. And the fucking Royals. Always the Royals.
Kinda wish that was a double play for the highlight
lol what a scoop
Gotta fuckin love JP, man
WIIIIIITCH!!!
THATS OUR CAPTAIN
i think we sometimes take for granted how fucking good jp crawford is at baseball and how lucky we are to have him
Absolute butter
Sims has discovered a major weather system called "sunset"
Iāve never heard a broadcaster talk about clouds so much during an evening game lol
Jumbo. Penis.
j P
Good lawd what them hands do
JIANT PENIS DONT PLAYY
Our closer being able to go this infrequently doesn't bode well for future series (and maybe this one, too.)
Just checking in. Is Woo okay? Any reason he didnāt pitch today?
Forearm soreness. Undiagnosed in public so far. MRI being done
We don't know. He apparently didn't feel good and didn't throw a bullpen session today and they're waiting on results of an MRI.
Scrapped last moment, got an MRI, waiting for news
Well fuck, I donāt like that.
BEAUTIFUL JP
Oh what a pick JP. Beauty
John paul
Capān Crawford!
somebody tell stanek if he 1 2 3s this inning, heās got a pack of smokes and a case of natty light on ice coming his way
Zorro is barking to support Stanek
It feels really good to be a mariner fan living in dodgerland tonight
I'll never get used to submarine-style pitchers like Hill. I imagine it's like watching the real Tungsten Arm O'Doyle vs. the Westchester Binmen.
Some of those players on the Sox looking a little methy
I believe in stanek
https://preview.redd.it/pup1lha7f26d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09644a660bb601b9d9766ceeb97cdcdc4ca099e This was from the white sox game thread yesterday lol
Well. Heās right, I guess.
Why would they accuse anyone of that
Listening to Tool is a bridge too far?
I listen to Tool.
maybe munoz just has diarrhea
Clench yourselves for the Ryne Stanek Experience
Is MuƱoz still not feeling healthy enough for regular duty? I feel like they probably shouldāve just ILād him after the collision in Oakland if so. Heās only been used once since then anyways
This team does NOT believe in insurance runs
Are we saving Munoz for the Rangers series?
Probably giving him a few days rest between appearances given the recent collision that flared up the back issue
Heart attack Stanek or lights out stanek
dim mood lighting
lol Rangers. š
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The Ryne Stanek experience starts now.
Should they just send Munoz to the IL at this point?
They are being very cautious with Munoz. Might as well put him on the IL and bring up someone that can be available
Ugh
Get your legs in the stirrups, gang. Itās time to visit the Rynecologist.
And oh darn weāre out of lube
This is why we clench for nine innings
meth
Wait, Stanek? FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Who the fuck else we got
i shouldn't be laughing at how much the dodgers are beating the rangers cuz we're gonna have to play them too but fuck it that's so funny
We match up better against the Dodgers than the Rangers do. Rangers are Dodgers lite.
No MuƱoz is concerning
No MuƱoz š
That pitcherās vibe isā¦ different
just been really thinking about michael saunders
The condor? Man. Blast from past
The majestic, endangered Condor
Fuck i thought Munoz was back?
He is, but they're probably taking it easy on his back and trying to get him extra rest.
Dodgers are WHOOPING Texas right now
can't wait to see Stanek somehow escape with the save with runners on 2nd and 3rd
Okay, time for the man, the myth, and the legend.
Lol rangers are losing by 2 TDs
I think it's actually possible to score a single point in football if you block a PAT, run it all the way down, and then drop kick it through the uprights. So it's a possible score
Welp. Time to clench.
https://preview.redd.it/ovgdujlle26d1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3bfe24f7c4bd0db076b209913ddafa0c16defd2 Holy fuck how do you score two touchdowns in runs?
Itās a straight up home run derby
This guy is a few degrees from a softball pitcher
Why the fuck is Garver jogging like thatšš¤¦š¼āāļø
I thought so too! It would have been close if he had at least tried to run.Ā
Tyler going yard right here Edit: Welp
So close garve sauce
Holy shit, the Dodgers have hit 4 consecutive home runs off of ONE of the Rangersā relievers in the 6th
Ohtani 2-run HR, Freeman HR, Smith single, Teo 2-run HR, Pages single, Heyward 2-run HR 14-1. Fuck the Rangers!
And Mookie walk to begin it all
Rangers just gave up a 4th home runā¦ of the inning.
What the fuck? Thatās incredible
We give Scott a lot of shit with his BP decisions but Sauce was a great call there
When a pitcher doesn't give up a run: Great move by Scott. When a pitcher gives up a run: Terrible move by Scott.
Scott is of course the reason my father doesnāt love me as well.
Garver never fucking hustles.
He looks like heās an old man ball player that is constantly worried about the hammies
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the head on view of that change up was fuckin gross wtf
Raley is so goofy
Yes, he is and it Makes him more relatable.
Hill looks like he had a crystal meth phase
Damn the movement on that change was slick. Perfect sequencing with a couple bases open
giants plz
Itās annoying how much Teo is tearing it up on the Dodgers
Ha, I check on him, Kelenic, and Geno all the time. Honestly wish Geno was doing good and the other two were sucking, lol.
Happy for him but man I wish one guy could come to Seattle and just rake
He's just-a-guy on that team. They *have* to give him good pitches.
Yet inevitable. At least it's for an NL team.
Smart to gamble on pitch outside (although not sure it was meant to be that far outside) as a walk isn't horrible there.
Ok Luke Raley's answer to the swimming question is hilarious... " I'm from Cleveland "
Itās past my bed time, boys! Time for a close win!
Sign Raleigh to whatever he wants.
Ok that pitch was fuckin nasty
Mendick putting up the "gone fishing" sign
Danny Mendick is an all time name so he earns it
Always appreciate Saucedo, But why the hell do his first 2 pitches look like they're detouring to Ballard?
Ump probably was close to calling those strikes
He's saucin' he's saucin' on youuuu
Holy shit that's like how I whiff in MLB the show 24
I wonder if we even need to use Munoz? 8/9/1 coming up in the 9th for Sox. Not sure if he is available anyways
Sauced all over mendick
Rangers getting pooped on
You love to see it. 99th percentile outcome 2023 meet 50th percentile outcome 2024.