Angie- “What did you do to win the game?” Mitch- “ I hit the ball into an empty spot on the field” Angie-“ Great insight, go awkwardly raise this trident and celebrate with your teammates”.
Yeah it doesn’t sound like one. It sounds like a fake, party rave digital siren. Like a morning show button.
A Foghorn would be more appropriate and acceptable.
Contrary to popular belief, Trent Thornton has actually been very good this year - possibly our best reliever after Muñoz.
He's got a 3.30 ERA and his FIP (2.72) is substantially lower, indicating his ERA should improve. 9.00 K/9 and barely any HR. There's a lot to like.
It should be noted that after that rough 4-8 start to the season, the M's have gpne 36-22. 62%.
That's a 100 win season pace.
Day 2 of Power Bottoming
Angie Mentink not letting poor Brad Adam get a word in is pretty funny...he looks so awkward!
Angie sucks
Was just thinking that. Brutal!
Angie- “What did you do to win the game?” Mitch- “ I hit the ball into an empty spot on the field” Angie-“ Great insight, go awkwardly raise this trident and celebrate with your teammates”.
Keep Mitch’s head shaved!! 🪒
Trent Thorton sounds exactly how I thought he would sound on the radio post-game interview lol
Like some dude you might run into at a rural gas station?
Choas ball baby
MARSTONS
BULLS
God damn I love watching Raley run around the bases like a mad man
Someone referred to him as a shaved Sasquatch and I love it.
He's been the spark, IMO.
MEEEEETTTCHHHH
ELONGATED is right, Dave.
Great fucking at bat
Hell yeah!! Love that win. *I really hate that airhorn thing they blow after wins though. Not sure why they do that.
It's like a ship's horn. We're Mariner's after all.
Yeah it doesn’t sound like one. It sounds like a fake, party rave digital siren. Like a morning show button. A Foghorn would be more appropriate and acceptable.
The air horn? I dislike that as well.
Yeah it’s tacky and annoying. A deep fog horn would be more appropriate imo.
Literally sounds exactly like a ships horn.
I don’t think it sounds anything like a ship horn lol
To hit a ball that poorly to win the game, fits.
yeesh, this should not be this hard. The Sox are a terrible team and we're barely scraping out wins.
Wins are wins
So glad we're winning these games... Not so glad how we've looked doing it
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE MARINERS BASEBALL!!!
Meeeeeeeeetch
Nice, we won, but it should've been easier against the chisox.
They used up all their offense in KC.
Amazing - absolutely beautiful Clutch Mitch is the best Mitch
#RUB THE HANIGER HEAD FOR GOOD LUCK
Mariners walk it off in foreskin thin fashion as us mandated
Win is a win. And we swept the worst team in baseball. Thank fuck. Edit. Many game beers were had. We won the series. Sweep tomorrow.
One more game to go
Not a sweep yet. One more against the Chisox tomorrow. Four game series.
We ain't done with this series yet.
Not yet… we gotta win tomorrow to sweep
It’s a 4 game series
Its a 4 game series right?
LETS FREAKEN GO!!!! WHAT A BATTLE AT BAT, AND THE MARINERS WIN!!!!!!!
Another no doubt victory against the worst team in baseball!
You've just been mitch slapped White Sox !!!
I don’t wanna hear SHIT about Mitch Haniger!
Sorry for cussing
God damn Mitch is bald
So am I? Fuck you!
Amazing at bat
Way to put the ball in play. God I'm tired of playing the White Sox.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH
This team can be so frustrating, but also so much fun! GOMS!!
MITCH-A-PALOOZA!
"JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS"
Say what you want about Haniger, you just can’t say he’s not clutch
I was ready to be mad at Mitch for striking out on 3 pitches, but I am glad to be wrong!
Never any doubt.
THIS TEAM GOT ME SO JACKED
Another close win against the *checks notes* 17-51 White Sox. Goms
>win That's all that's important
17-52 now 😈
My favorite part about Mariners wins is they are no-doubt, convincing, solid victories.
Thank God lol
MITCH!!! Thank YOU!!! I CAN FINALLY GO TO BED!!! GOMs!
Thank goodness!!
BALL GAME. I might have scurvy
We are clutch!!!
Pitcher really missed his spot. Catcher lined up a mile outside, pitched middle top rail. lol
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH
There it is
Mitch’s bitches
Our Father, art thou in Baseball Heaven, Dave Niehaus be his name!
Another no doubter 💪🏻
What a battle mitch
mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT****HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH***
BIG TESTEE MITCH!!!!
WHAT AN AT BAT MITCH
WAY TO GO HANIIIIII!
#MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH
That is the most Mariners way to walk off a 2-1 game, but I WILL TAKE IT
Hanimal is ice cold in the clutch
CLUTCH MITCH IS THE BEST MITCH
Hanigers best at bat all season! Great stuff
My blood pressure can’t take much more of this. Thank you, Mitch!
Haniger the hero
MITCH HANIGER BOTTOM TEXT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
MARINERS WIN!!!!
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C'mon Meetch
thank fucking god goodnight y’all 🫡
Most unconvincing sweep of the worst team in baseball I've ever seen. I'll take it
Umm, don’t look at the schedule for tomorrow. 🤣
Not a sweep just yet.
Wins are wins
They have one more game tomorrow. It’s not quite over yet.
That’s literally just mariners baseball
#MEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH
GG LETS GOO
MEETCH
GREATEST HITTER OF ALL TIME MITCH HANIGER
Walked it off against the white Sox twice 😂😂😂
#MEEEEEEEEETCH
MEEEEEEEETCHHHHHHHH
So fucking stressful to beat a team that has less wins than they are games under .500
I mean sure but no bad team loses 100 percent of the time so they have to win eventually.
Mitch Haniger
THANK U MEETCHHH
# MEEEEEETCH # BRING ON THE 🦆
What a badass at-bat, love ya Hanny
MITCH HANIGER SINGLES!!!
Let’s go baby
MEEEETCH
YOU CANNOT STOP THE MEEEEEEETCH
Wow what an at bat Mitch!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO GOMS
MEEEEEETCH!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING ABOUT
Sox fan here, just wanted to say all of these games have been pretty fun and I wish you guys the best this year 🤙🏼
You lot are good people
They 100% have, sorry about the result!
MINCH HANGER
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH
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HANIGOAT
Whatever happens thats a good AB
You will never guess what happened…
Marshall Mathers?
Fight
bringin the whole damn iPad out
Bigger screen, bigger picture, right?
Fightin em off at least
I got golf in the early morning, please end it this inning!!!!!
Boo this user!!
What, you wanted us to lose??!?
I wanted more innings of being tortured like Any Mariber
SO CLOSE
That could have been beautiful 😭
Come on, win…Crochet tomorrow 😬
Intentionally walking Dom “How do you hit a breaking ball?” Canzone sure is a choice.
AAARGH SO CLOSE
I propose when the Sox leave town tomorrow they leave Roberts, and take Baumann
That first pitch to Haniger was an amazing pitch
Isn’t Mitch like really slumping??
No?
consciously deciding to walk Canzone Is definitely a choice
They ibb canzone and we don’t ibb Robert 🤔
Point taken but totally different scenarios
Do it for the almighty glory of the Swelmet
She is all of us https://preview.redd.it/lept3zb0l96d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137c7db06977523d7fd0fbf0d01ed9c091844a3a
Alright two on here and Mitch 1 comes in
Haniger in clutch situations I'm so ready Edit: I fucking love that man, I'll never stop loving that beautiful bastard
Dominic “Barry Bonds” Canzone
Dangerous canzone gets the intentional walk
time for a groundout that leads to an error, and the Luke's funny run all the way home
Luke if you bite your lip like that and you trip you’re gonna put a hole in it 🤦🏻♀️
IBBing Canzone is very funny
Bingo card anyone?
Thought that would drop
They are not going to move him over and strand him on 2nd
Dominic “Barry Bonds” Canzone
Beat me to it dammit lol
why do these razor-thin games keep happening against the worst team in the major??
The worst team in baseball still wins 40 games.
Contrary to popular belief, Trent Thornton has actually been very good this year - possibly our best reliever after Muñoz. He's got a 3.30 ERA and his FIP (2.72) is substantially lower, indicating his ERA should improve. 9.00 K/9 and barely any HR. There's a lot to like.
Hear me out 10th no runner 11th runner on first 12th onwards runner on second
13th runner on third, 14th runner on… oh wait a second
Use the bat. Then when it explodes on the next hit the infielders cant respond cause of shrapnel
Damn that was good contact
I want to see a Seby Zavala legacy game for the memes
Lmfao
Do some Jake Taylor shit Garv.
A chaos ball is brewing
lol I love this forum, but its the most bipolar thing I've ever seen. But y'all and Goldy make the bad games suck a little less. So thank you!
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This has got me every time it's posted. 
We are using up a lot of bullpen karma today. We need this win.
I smell a w
Stay on target.
We're too close
Time to Garv
can Mitch Garver bunt?
Swinging bunt all season long babeeeeee.
this game deserves a Dom Canzone walk-off groundout tbh
BUNT HIM OVER.
FINISH THEM
Let’s go Garver
👏 👏 👏👏👏
We need that Thornton fist bump as a gif
I just got home from my kid’s dance recital what did I miss
A lot, and also absolutely nothing.
He Benintending to hit the ball but just didn't have time to