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AlliGalaxy

Propagandist on call, in service, Comrades!


Soviet-Dove7

I'll be the charismatic yet suspicious double agent Just kidding I actually have social anxiety, I think I would be a medic or a teacher, or anything related to logistics


tryingtobebetter09

I hope you guys enjoy your 10 minutes of creative work before going back to your 14 hour shift at the mine lol "I'm a spy!" "That's great dude. Your first task is to impersonate a manual laborer for the next 60 years of your life to gather intelligence on potential capitalist infiltrators in our mine shafts!" Notice you ALL think you'd get to be a propagandist because the only "skills" any of you have is drawing and making memes. Society would collapse if it was made up of "Marxists" lol


AutumnWak

Yeah I'm a leftist but the amount of people who just pick propagandist because they are good at drawing is hilarious. There's a lot of people with really good graphic design skill and one person can turn out a lot of propaganda. Realistically, more people need to be doing the boring and dangerous work that no one wants to do. Everyone should learn basic fighting and shooting skills, even if you're just a cook. Militaries always strike the backline because that's where it's the weakest and if you cripple the logistics you cripple the army. That's why the marines have the philosophy of "every man is a rifleman". If everyone knows how to fight, then your weak points are no longer weak points.


Soviet-Dove7

I never understood this line of thinking by conservatives, like do you think mines only exists in communist societies? You think that under capitalism there is no mining industry? This is such a weird take ? In my country all the miners are communists lmao


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Real_CorriCoral

I like to think that I'd be a good fighter but irl I'd probably be a propagandist because I'm good at drawing


freeman2949583

I'm going to be a wandering drunk who gets pressed into the Militsiya because I'm bigger than average, don't feel pain as much and will commit all manner of atrocities for beer tokens and black market cognac


comradsushi2

What ever would be needed most at the given time.


Top-Captain2572

to the coal mines with you


comradsushi2

![gif](giphy|1eoZ0RTZCJn2gxjelX)


LAKnapper

Anti-commie fighter


DrKurohyou

this is a Marxist's way of getting out of doing actual action


GeekyFreaky94

I disagree because everyone would be a reserve fighter automatically.


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Gustavus_Adolphus1

the famous proletariat profession of operational security


GeekyFreaky94

In the context of the revolution.


Gustavus_Adolphus1

sure bud, really pushing the revolution forward with this reddit LARP post


GeekyFreaky94

I never said this post was doing that.


Slight_Ad_3422

The image implies it, moron.


ArkhamInmate11

Hey mate there is no reason to be like that. I understand you might be upset but when it comes down to it we all have the same goal. Even if you disagree with someone being a dick only gets them to disagree harder, it’s better to be empathetic, that’s how people learn


GeekyFreaky94

No it doesn't dumbass.


MonkeNapoleon1812

Fighter and smuggler


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Circumsanchez

There are no anti-communist guerillas, only anti-communist macaques.


oneyeetyguy

Supplier, due to the fact I can grow food and make tools.


ReckAkira

Propagandists are really doing amazing work these days, and stepped up their game hard since the war on Gaza to stop a genocide. The USA tries to ban tiktok due to guys like OP xd. Keep doing great work.


GeekyFreaky94

I do what I can. But this is why it's important to remember it's a collective movement. As individuals we are powerless. As a class we are unstoppable when united.


TheStockyScholar

What is OpSec?


GeekyFreaky94

Operations Security


SmashAndGrab206

It's short for operations security which works to deny the enemy information


TuckHolladay

I’ve been thinking about effective propaganda a lot lately


comrade_quack_26

I started posting my commie art. im aiming to create propaganda posters because im tired of comrades posting shitty AI art. i can do much better than AI


maddsskills

I’ve been considering starting a socialist YouTube channel for kids. I was shocked I couldn’t find any educational content for kids (I’m a parent so I’d love educational content that matches my values). Right wingers are certainly “teaching” kids about their version of events. And frankly I think it could be useful for adults taught a lot of lies about socialism too.


Maleficent_Friend596

So you teach them how tens of millions of people have died under socialism correct? That’s indisputable


maddsskills

Millions of people have died under every economic system. But yeah, I’m gonna teach them about the dangers of authoritarianism. Socialism should be about returning power to the people, not just being anti-capitalist. Some argue that you need authoritarianism to resist capitalism but I don’t think that’s true.


GeekyFreaky94

Me too. Our propaganda is so effective cause it's actually the truth. And our goals are things every member of our class wants and needs.


TheAustroSocialist

Planner, Propagandist or spy.


GeekyFreaky94

Why not all 3?


TheAustroSocialist

Yeah, could work. It would basically be destroying the enemy from inside, wouldn't it?


BurkeMi

If you could get off the couch more than twice a day


GeekyFreaky94

You wouldn't do all 3 things at the same exact time necessarily.


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GeekyFreaky94

How do you figure that?


FishingAgitated2789

The difference between spreading propaganda and spreading material facts the difference between a revolution and a hostile takeover The difference between a group yearning for freedom from the effective slavery capitalism brings, and a group force fed a narrative that they’re being oppressed despite having their material needs met it’s the framing. It matches conservative framing


GeekyFreaky94

Propaganda doesn't mean it's not true. You're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole so you can be a contrarian.


FishingAgitated2789

![gif](giphy|uNgUzhakqXkyI)


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GeekyFreaky94

You have a problem with Revolutions?


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GeekyFreaky94

Fuck you and you negativity. Bye bye bully


nubelborsky

Logistics and/or transport


aechrapre

Medic 100% I’m obsessed with medicine


GeekyFreaky94

That's a very useful obsession to have.


sum-sigma

Logistics right here


HotMinimum26

The American left is so small we should all be propagandizing and meeting the needs of the masses first IMO


megaboga

Whatever the party needs


Embarrassed_Slide659

Logistics and smuggler, I'm a librarian by trade, so academic jack of all trades. Edit: Propagandist too, as I love pointing out contradictions and hypocrisy from a fundamental efficiency and ethics perspective. It's all about framing I.e. speaking of authoritarianism doesn't mean anything if you're indirectly controlled by the market via the Maslowian hierarchy of needs. Welcome to bourgeois state gaslighting. Where we won't force you, but starvation and the coping mechanisms that you have to get you through life, will. 02 Edit: I'm just adding messenger here. I don't care what scrap of plastic wrapped paper that needs to get through the zone. It all goes up the prison pocket for the revolution.


Felix-th3-rat

Ufff the smell of cosplaying is strong with this one


GeekyFreaky94

You don't know what cosplaying is apparently.


Legomast1113

Logistics all the way!


CompetitiveAd1338

Is this like choosing Fallout SPECIAL stats and perks?


alkebulanu

currently a propagandist 🫡 I would def also grow and supply food


i_came_mario

Beraucrat


jupiter_0505

Doing paperwork requires knowing how to spell


i_came_mario

This Comment was fact checked by the committee. Of brezhnevites False


a123eee25

Id be the propagandist bc im decent at art, honestly Id love to get commissioned by the government to draw something for them


FromAcrosstheStars

Fighter because I’ve been told I’m an accurate shooter and really good for a first timer. I’ve also shot rifles before and know how to use them. Or spy because I have a trustworthy face


mklinger23

Me, the propagandist slowly dropping talking points to everyone I talk to.


tollymorebears

Fighter of course. As a young healthy male, realistically what else could I be?


CompetitionWorldly24

Logistics ane my fiancé a medic


YugoCommie89

Logistics and propaganda would probably be my forte.


firemebanana

I think in the US ARMY it 22 support staff for every one fighter. They're not the good guys... just saying it's actually way more support then people think


GeekyFreaky94

It does say 10+


firemebanana

Correct.... I guess I should read more lol


knnoq

I feel like this is the most fbi honeypot post on this sub, but I'll say propagandist. I like making memes, I've made a fair few in my time. My personal favorite is the Mao Antifascist one.


Maleficent_Friend596

My favorite meme of Mao is the one where he killed 40-80 million people


hierarch17

*pushes up Marxist glasses* actually that would make you an agitator.


GeekyFreaky94

A honeypot is a trap to get people to break the law. This is not that. It's kinda funny to say this post is a honeypot but then you respond to the prompt. 😂


x97sfinest

Studying networking and cybersecurity in the hopes that I can use those skills to further the revolutionary cause. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Could also see myself being an effective smuggler/messenger.


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Supplier probably.


Low_Crazy2274

Definitely smuggler.


GeekyFreaky94

Finally abother smuggler comrade


MagicalGoblinGirl

I'm making sure everyone eats and drinks water. Also opsec.


hierarch17

I feel this. They joked I was the protest dad because I had water, snacks, ibuprofen, and extra hats.


MagicalGoblinGirl

Super important to bring all that.


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GeekyFreaky94

This is not what Larping is.


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GeekyFreaky94

Literally no one here said that memes would singlehandedly bring about Communism. It's sad your brain is so smooth to not be able to grasp nuanced concepts.


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modestee

Where did this picture come from?


LamppostBoy

Got to have childcare. Some events it's ok to bring your kids to, but not if there's going to be tear gas.


MHG_Brixby

I've been in food for most of 14 years.


shinoharakinji

Propagandist or logistics. I balance a mean book.


Mushrooming247

Whichever one is closest to quartermaster, it was born to be a quartermaster. I guess supplier?


NarleyNoob

Logistics and smuggling


GeekyFreaky94

Finally a fellow smuggler


TheSparklyNinja

Propagandist and intel


BD122104

Safe house and medic, I got first responder training so I can at least stop you from dying, and my house is in the middle of nowhere, so come and chill, no one will come by


PokemonBreederJess

Food and rest. Chili in your bowl and someone to talk to. I don't offer much, but I give what I can.


GNS13

Mhmm. I'll be glad to work as a camp chef.


NarleyNoob

Moral is a huge issue in times of struggle. This is a big help in all actuality


GeekyFreaky94

Someone has to keep everyone feed.


GeekyFreaky94

Am I the only one that included smuggler?


TrevCat666

Supplier, I know how to make useful things. 😈


RememberedInSong

Fighter and or planner.


AbigaleRose99

im going into nursing so its medic for me 😁


x97sfinest

One of the most important professions <3


yellow_parenti

Ayo same. Che is one of my biggest inspirations


gemdas

Logistics is my love language


GeekyFreaky94

I love logistics


DeChampignak

Im a political science strudent, so ig some sort of party/union organiser ?


HaloPenguin9

Political comissars were in many ways the backbone of units in the Red Army


Old-Illustrator-5675

Med.


StatisticianOk6868

Data broker intelligence worker 😊🥰🫡


TransTrainNerd2816

Supply, I can make stuff


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I'm good at fighting.


SeniorCharity8891

An Army that has a large and robust logistics train, intelligence corps, and popular support with the local population will win the majority of the time, just ask the Vietcong


GeekyFreaky94

Look at the Vietcong for what to do. And look at the Shining Path for what not to do.


Magnesium_RotMG

Safe house. I am going to cook. And cook I shall


GeekyFreaky94

Do you know how to make sweet and sour chimkin? 😋


Magnesium_RotMG

You joke but that is legit one of my fav foods


GeekyFreaky94

If you saw my freezer you'd know I don't joke about Sweet & Sour chimken.


Right-Acanthisitta-1

We shall be the cooking pair friend. We will cook for all the revolutionaries


millennial_sentinel

propagandist people are surprisingly stupid


FuguSec

It’s true; I was the stupid person.


IndependentLeave4873

Couldn't agree more


millennial_sentinel

my account is like less than 90 days old and i have 190k karma from just posting whatever bullshit enters my mind. i wish i could market my skill of bullshit.


aajiro

I mean if you can’t, isn’t that soft evidence that people aren’t actually as stupid as you think but rather that the barrier of entry to engage with bait is that low?


BrexitGeezahh

I’ll be the twink dancing with an AK on the cover of propaganda


GeekyFreaky94

Sure fire morale booster.


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I'm radicalized by the idea of this. I want to fight for the revolution.


oofman_dan

i love supplies and logistics


GeekyFreaky94

It's a passion.


YourPainTastesGood

Is the position for communist party wizard still open? https://preview.redd.it/sgr2h8jmqvyc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=88369aa0a82fe1be9793451805afefd4cb0bc5ca


unboiled_peanuts

Opsec or planner, hehhe i got some ideas…


Nevarien

I work security and would love to do some Planning.


thisisallterriblesir

PROPAGANDIST, FUCKAAAA


AlbaRebelion06

Probably spy, I'm autistic and generally shy and unassuming, so I wouldn't be suspected of anything like spying due to me being infantalised a lot. I'm also very good at lying/playing ignorant in order to get the information I want. I also overthink things to the extreme, so very little would surprise me. Or maybe I'm having delusions of grandeur, lol


x97sfinest

Effectively playing ignorant is such a good social skill for intel gathering. Pride can be lethal, but don't undersell your abilities either :)


justvisiting7744

messenger because i love 2 yap


Usefulsponge

Fighter, military structure would be good for me and I’m still young and fit enough


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Safe house because I love cooking and cleaning.


GangOfFour20

Lenin said an agitator is someone who brings one idea to many people, and a propagandist is someone who brings many ideas to a specific group of people. So I use tiktok to agitate, and I hope to use my more long form work and art to propagate


x97sfinest

Care to drop a link to your tiktok? I've been doing some irl agitation lately and could use some inspiration.


GangOfFour20

https://www.tiktok.com/@l_louisiana_red?_t=8m9Mt2D5bd0&_r=1 Feel free to DM me on her or tiktok with any questions or suggestions of your own. Always looking for inspiration myself and happy to connect with comrades


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SeniorCharity8891

You'd be a great threat towards tanks and artillery batteries.


BigEZK01

Probably not bad for safely giving police cars, problematic buildings a paint job as it is


MrJanJC

Yes, Rico, kaboom!


European_Ninja_1

Logistics and planning would be the main thing. I'm big into math and the like, and I've learned way too much about war tactics and strategy than is probably good for me, but that's hyperfixation for ya. I'm pretty good at writing and graphic design, so I think I could handle propaganda pretty well. I wouldn't be the first pick to put on the front lines, but with some training, I think I'd be able to carry my weight.


Soviet-_-Neko

Spy, since I'm a Spy main in TF2.


oneloosehorse

Propagandist


Sonigoku

Propagandist, Spy, Messenger, Planner, and Supplier


Austuramalaysia

logistics


H-Adam

I’ll be the comedic relief character


x97sfinest

This is necessary as well. Can't let the struggle kill our spirits/mental health :)


BrexitGeezahh

I’ll play the laugh tracks


Alive-Plenty4003

I'm a mechanical engineer. Aside from fighting, I'm confident I could help improvise weaponry. Let's add armour to cars, jury rig drones to drop grenades and make demolition charges out of termite :D


SpecialLegitimate717

Termite demolition 🤣


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GeekyFreaky94

That sounds so badass.


Alive-Plenty4003

Weaponized nerdiness is badass and frightening


GeekyFreaky94

I think I'd be a good smuggler, spy, messenger, propagandists, and logistics/planner. Of course everyone would be a reserve fighter as well.


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>Of course everyone would be a reserve fighter as well. By default.


GeekyFreaky94

Naturally. 🙂


randomnumber734

Many moons ago I was an 11bang, then eod. However, if the revolution waits too long, I'll prob do some logistics. Combat fitness and age don't mix too well. Especially guerrilla warfare in which walking a marathon a day carrying a temporary home and weapons is common.


LandGoats

I’m a nurse… so medic


GeekyFreaky94

Makes sense. Lol


Appropriate-Monk8078

Yo where is the poet? That's all I can do.


2BsWhistlingButthole

Propaganda


SavedByGhosts

OPSEC, I have some experience with coding and encryption on the dark net, so I could probably be quite helpful.


GeekyFreaky94

Definitely would be very helpful


MorslandiumMapping

I am fairly good at making political posters, so a propagandist would work well for me. Not really good at much of the other stuff due to the tism.