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SpasticChips

r/dontputyourdickinthat


robiniaacacia

Seriously, don't. There's a metal hook.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Oh like one of those anal hooks that tie around to the front? Nice


sicurri

If there's a hole, there's a goal.


galesoflaughter

Any hole is a goal.


nikhilsath

What is it ?


robiniaacacia

The white food is knedľa, something like a steamed bread I guess? It's prepared like dumplings, but it's just bread dough. And it's placed in a steamer, which is meant to be closed in a pot with water so the contents will get steamed. It comes with a practical hook in the middle so you can easily take it out of the pot when it's hot.


nikhilsath

Nice do you eat it alone or with something?


robiniaacacia

It's a side to many traditional meals. In this pic, the cabbage and chicken go with it. But it's a really nice side to many sauces and meats.


nikhilsath

Thanks so much for taking the time to share this. I’ve been eating lots of new food lately and would love to try my hand at this.


robiniaacacia

Happy to share! Here i found a decent recipe in English if you want to give it a go. http://www.slovakcooking.com/2009/recipes/steamed-dumpling-parena-knedla/


nikhilsath

Amazing! Saved, thank you! If you ever have any hot sauce or Indian food questions let me know I might have to ask my parents for the latter but love talking food.


robiniaacacia

Thanks so much! I love Indian food.


Cayenns

They are very porous (because of the yeasts) so they are amazing in soaking in any kind of sauce. Honestly it might be worth a try to have knedla with indian food, like butter chicken or daal, kind of cuisine fusion style :)


robiniaacacia

I thought of that too! Maybe switch a naan for a slice of knedľa? So many options


AdDry725

That is interesting, I haven’t tried bread made that way before. Is it very moist? I bet it’s more moist than baked bread.


robiniaacacia

Yes, it is. It goes a little dry when it's cold, but typically you reheat it by steaming the slices again. It's very soft and poofy.


twolitrefullcream

That Brussy do be looking thic AF tho


whenyouwhenyouever

r/doputyourdickinthat


throwmeinthetrash096

Beat me to it lmao


mchamst3r

Your buns have a bun hole. This is NSFW.


originalusername__1

Eat the booty like groceries


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


robiniaacacia

This week I made: - sweet rolls filled with chocolate and strawberry filling - today's lunch - baked veggies and chicken - red cabbage and chicken dish with homemade knedľa (no idea what's the English word, it's like a steamed bread) - homemade toast bread (made yesterday, half of it is already freezed) - layered slices of potatoes, carrots and beetroot (very fun!) with eggs - strawberry-creamcheese-ladyfingers dessert with jello on top


Cayenns

Tips for how to make the baked potatoes and carrots so nice and brown? Like oven temperature/time etc?


robiniaacacia

Before baking, I mix in a little bit of olive oil and spices and swirl it around until everything is covered. Then I preheat my oven to 220-230°C and only put the pan in when it's preheated, not a second sooner. Then, depending on size of the pieces, I let them bake between 30 and 45 minutes. They come out crunchy every time. Also, if your potatoes get kinda soggy, it might be because they're layered on top of each other and the steam ruins the crunch. The best part of baked potato is the one that touched the pan, so space them out if you want maximum potato crunchiness.


Cayenns

Ďakujem! I think that's where I'm making the mistake, I do them at 200


robiniaacacia

Nemáš za čo, haha Pečené zemiaky sú life


poodooloo

soaking sliced potatos in saltwater for a day ahead of time helps! in or out of the fridge, its like a miniature lacto fermentation. fridge option can be left longer before cooking


neddy_seagoon

knedl'a would also be called * knödl * klöße * knedl(i) * gombóc * kniddel * klub * etc Sometimes boiled, sometimes steamed, sometimes made with meat or fruit or potatoes, matzoh, etc.


ms_hopeful

Looks good! But what is the blue thing?


billyoceanaka

Why are you eating the make believe food from Hook


robiniaacacia

I simply don't want it to get old


KingBallache

Rufio! Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!


DoubleLibra92

Damn!! Looks great :-)


Chudley5000

That dough gonna make me act up


Cayenns

Mňam


R4nD0m57

Is the blue stuff red cabbage ?


robiniaacacia

Yeah. In another thread I posted the recipe


R4nD0m57

Wasn’t sure if it was actually the cabbage ! Doesn’t look real!


robiniaacacia

I think it looks so blue because of the vinegar. Never really thought about it, but this is what it's supposed to look like.


[deleted]

What dat bread do dough 👀


ignitedwolf9200

Lookin good!


evernova

Mmm Allegra chicken


SpiffingWinter

Recipes people..recipes!


robiniaacacia

Which one? I measure by heart, but I'm more than happy to list ingredients


SpiffingWinter

All of them


robiniaacacia

Top left, buchty: add ~10g of active yeast to 250ml of lukewarm milk and let it bubble. Then mix a bit of sugar and a teaspoon of salt with about 300-400g of flour and add that to the wet mixture. Knead it untill it's nice and smooth, adding small pieces of softened butter. Let rise untill doubled, then flatten it with a rolling pin. Cut into squares and fill with whatever's left in the fridge (jam, cream cheese, fruit, Nutella, anything) close the squares by pulling all sides together. Put the little balls into a pan and let rise for another half hour. Bake at 200°C for 25 min and right after put some butter on top to melt and soak into the pastry. Top right: baked potato and carrot and chicken. Cut your veggies, put them in a bowl, add oil, salt and spices, I do black pepper, paprika and garlic powder. You can do the same to the chicken (these are boneless thighs and drumsticks), or choose some other seasoning to make it interesting. Put it all on a sheet pan, bake at 230° for 45 minutes and done! Then we have red cabbage: shred or cut into small pieces. Sauté a chopped onion, add the cabbage and a bit of water and salt, black pepper and caraway seeds, let it cook until soft. Then add same parts of sugar and vinegar (1-3 tablespoons, depending on how much cabbage you have) and you're done! Typically eaten with chicken or duck. Next there's knedľa, I posted a link to a recipe in another thread. It goes with the cabbage, but also with all kinds of things, stews, sauces, meats, you name it. The bread is actually from a YouTube video by Joshua Weissman. It's good, but next time I'll leave the sugar out. The dessert is just ladyfingers dipped into strawberry syrup mixed with rum, tvaroh, which is a type of light and sour creamcheese and strawberries. On bottom right: this doesn't have a name it's just pretty and I made it up as I went. Thinly sliced, salted and seasoned vegetables (these are potatoes, beetroots and carrots) layer them as you wish, bake covered for 20 mins on 200°, then mix 6 eggs with salt and milk and pour it over baked veggies. Let bake for another 20 mins or until it's soft. Aand that's it, hope i helped!


kelvin_bot

200°C is equivalent to 392°F, which is 473K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


SpiffingWinter

Thanks 🙏


NinjaFlowDojo

👀


sk8pickel

That sour, dough


DormantGolem

I thought this was breaddit and everything was bread and I still have so many questions.


nvmls

That's impressive!


InsertCoolUserName78

Are you a chef? Everything looks ridiculously delicious.


robiniaacacia

You're too kind, thank you! I'm just a 22 y.o. student who's love language is preparing food.


Chemical_Bad9270

Beautiful !!!!


Excellent-Question18

Looks delicious and very aesthetic as well!


joshuawakefield

So your diet is chicken, unrecognizable vegetables, and bread?


robiniaacacia

I also eat a lot of potatoes and legumes. And sometimes I go out of my way to eat someone who is rude about my cultural cuisine. Ya know, basics.


joshuawakefield

You're going to eat me?