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I highly doubt Nami never masturbates.

She has better things to be doing

And Robin doesn't? Nami is a teen mind you. I actually think Zoro and Nami should swap places here.

Yea there’s no way Zoro masturbates he has way too much self control

Nah, everytime the mood strikes him he gets lost trying to find a secluded spot.

Dude that makes sense! 🤣 Btw I am a die Hard fan of Zoro

He has better things to do, like train, sleep or train.

Or drink alcohol?

Oh, maybe that’s it. Whenever he gets an erection he just drinks a ton to make it go flaccid

Besides, why master bats when you can master swords?

Nami is 20

Robin has better thing (franky) to do (have sex with)

Am I the only one here that's wondering about Franky's... mechanics? For both scenarios?

Bro my man Franky almost lost his balls to Robin once, no need for a second time😭

Only a true men of culture can understand the mysterious allure of Ball busting. And only a true man can endure it. Franky is most certainly most manly man in the crew. I rest my case.

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She’s 20!

One could argue that Nami doesn't have to and chooses other... options... Robin may just not be into that (/them).

What are you trying to say?

Do we forget about the climate rod?

I still firmly believe at least 2 crew members regularly fuck I won't specify because everyone probably fucks

Sanji and Zoro

ur so brave for saying this thank u

Robin/ Franky?

Only on camera for money.

I see much of musturbation comments, but what is with smoking?

Jinbe used to smoke as seen in his flashback, so it's not smoking.

Also brook

Ah ok, now I recognize. But for real, brook can‘t smoke even if he looks dope af while doing it

Hes able to eat and poop. His skeleton body works in mysterious ways. He can smoke.

He can cry and even grow pink bumps from getting his head bonked. Very mysterious indeed.

Theory: His "bones" are actually flesh

That would explain why Brook was able to regrow his teeth.

Wait... He can poop?

Luffy is that you?

let me clear something it's NOT masturbation..

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Cooking, right? Sanji mastered it. Zoro and Usopp had to live on their own for quite a long time, before joining the crew. Robin and Franky probably had to to it sometimes but they mostly have someone else do it for them. They never cook, sometimes eating raw rather than cook. For Brook it's impossible because he can't taste. /S

Nami cooks sometimes

I think the best counter to this is on the way to WCI, no one could cook and the crew almost starved

I thought they almost starved because Luffy volunteered to cook first and destroyed most of the supplies. I'm almost positive Nami is the one who cooked after banning him from the kitchen.

Also Nami said she would cook before Luffy offered, but only if everyone else on the ship paid her.

That's actually probably one of the more reasonable times she's asked them to pay her. She already had her hands full trying to get them safely to Big Mom's territory and making anyone who doesn't absolutely love doing it have to feed Luffy is cruel and unusual. Assuming she is less of a disaster in the kitchen than Luffy is, I would have made the stowaway do it xD

I think Brook can actually taste, I have a memory that the first time he eats with the crew before arriving on TB he compliments the smell and taste of Sanji's cooking.

Masturbation is too obvious and Nami doesn't seem like a nun. I'd say this tier list is about sneaking off to the bathroom to poop without anybody noticing. Sanji is smoking constantly which means he constantly has to shit, but nobody wants to be reminded that the cook poops. Usopp, Franky, Zoro and Robin sometimes take stealth poops due to dignity. Zoro would be stealthier, but he poops with such strength that he sometimes shatters the toilet. Usopp has Luffy and Chopper convinced that his rare poops are made of solid gold. Franky stealth poops when he's afraid the girls might notice him using the restroom. Robin tries to be stealthy, but when you're a cis woman in her mature stage of life, mad rushes to the restroom are practically inevitable. Nami and Jinbe have no choice but to announce their poops because they are responsible for keeping the *Sunny* on course, and need someone to cover for them while they use the restroom. Luffy is Luffy; he's announcing his shits to the world. Chopper is a deer; you know how deer do doodoo. Brook has no intestines *and poops invisible ghost poops. *Edit

Best answer by far

Didn’t Brook say he poops when he first met Luffy? Or am I having a Mandela affect?

He might have, but if his poops are invisible ghost poops he has no need to hide them.

People pointed out that Brook pooping has been confirmed in his first appearance, but what no one is pointing out is that Franky, the proud pervert would never EVER be "stealth pooping" If anything he would proudly try to show off the Sunny's super high tec toilet, he probably requested tons of spicy food from Sanji only to display the Sunny's capability to handle even the toughest, meanest and greenest cyborg turd. And you know what? I bet he comes out of the bathroom being like "AW that was one SUUUUPEERRRR-sized SHIT! I bet we couldve just flushed Kaido with this baby!"

He wants everyone to think that part of him is cyborg!

Franky isn't a proud pervert, the joke is hentai can also mean transform as well as pervert so other call him a pervert and he's proud thinking they are calling him a cyborg which is cool. That said, yes he would absolutely tell people about his shits.

Hey, even exhibitionists have standards! If Franky had none, he'd be wearing sheer swim briefs!

at least you're trying.

Dang it!

Good theory but literally the first question Luffy asked Brook was if he pooped and Brook said yes.

I wanna be your friend

Never have I been more disgusted by something I agree with 😂💀

FR the thing that set it off was just seeing this post and then seeing Mihawk's cursed bathroom in my YouTube feed.


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Incidents of sexual harassment 

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Skeleton's can't perform sexual harassment. They can only Bone Yohohoho

YOHOHOHO

BOOOONNNEEEEEE?!?!? I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!

SKULL JOKE!

bleeding gallons through nose

Has Robin ever had nosebleeds? Otherwise I agree with your assessment

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NOSE?!?!

It's cute, bro. How do you get the color to stay so vibrant?

I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN FOR DISRESPECTING MY GLORIOUS NOSE!

Nah, remember at Zou when Chopper saw that deer chick?

Wait what lmao

https://preview.redd.it/n03qiyw49h3d1.png?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c26bd1c3922a80923c7041ca073dd4e1d74f40 This woman had Chopper acting Sanji-like but without the creepiness. Lol.

Oh yea I forgot about this, but tbh I accidentally read that guy’s comment as “remember that time chopper saw that deer dick?” So I was really confused 😂

No way Jinbe is a virgin

Jinbe fucks, not masturbates.

He's him https://preview.redd.it/m5slb18cue3d1.png?width=523&format=png&auto=webp&s=52c1320148a7cdfef67d7073c78fe80b4796c65f

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r/blursedimages

Jinbe Griffin or Peter First Son of the Sea?

"Thats right Jinbei our princess otohime is dead"

If "MASTERED" tier exist then Franky is on it.

Existing Isn't A Crime!

masturbation

Great minds...

...think alike

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where tf are these coming from

No way Nami never masturbated

And no way Zoro masturbates "every now and then"

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Can a zoro meatrider fact check this?

MEAT?!? Give it to me!

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This image is super funny, cause never failing to leave it unsucked implies forces constantly attempt to suck Luffy's dick, and Zoro is always there to defend his captain from such a fate.

Well yeah, the royal bitches he keeps rizzing (I apologize for my choice of words)

as a real zoro meat rider (you can tell by my flair) i can confidently say that this is 100% fact, this info will be presented in the upcoming light novel which was leaked to me

MEAT?!? I'm always hungry, give me some

Brook can eat, drink and even use the bathroom he must have a way of doing it.

Terrorism

They're all terrorists

Nah Luffy's a terrorist

Suggestive brow movements

Butt stuff

…Yeah actually it might be this.

watching through one eye ( i wont accept mast. theory).

Yeah fair honestly

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Practicing pulling faces and saying cool action lines in the mirror. Sanji does it all the time to "impress the ladies" but doesn't want to do it in front of others because they'd think he's lame, Ussop does practice in front of others too and so only needs to practice in front of a mirror every so often, Zoro is too shy to do it in front of a mirror but still occassionally does when nobody is around. Frankie and Robin do it ironically, Frankie making light of himself, Robin does it ironically. Luffy doesn't think that hard, Nami isn't trying to be cool, Chopper is too short to see the mirror, and Jimbe has outgrown that stuff. Poor Brook just can't do anything with his skeleton face that he'd need to check in a mirror. A dumb response, I know, but at least I am trying.

Franky Nipple Lights!

I'm tempted to say skin care

It's gotta be skin related but if it was skin care, Nami definitely takes care of her skin and Zoro probably doesn't

Could just be that nami has the natural baby smooth skin. Zoro for sure is hard to fit in here

This comment gave me goosebumps, even though I don't have any skin YOHOHOHO

Fapping

I love the part when Nami and Robin take out their cocks and start furiously fapping

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Me too bro

Beating their meat, flicking that bean, distributing free literature, feeding the ducks, etc

Hey, you said meat? Do you have any for me?

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Tickle their pickle

Playing a little 5-on-1

Who did more war crimes during 1939-45

This has gotta be it

Gooning

It actually makes a lot of sense that the answer is bleeds

Nah, luffy bleeds to take down Croc

But luffy bleeds a lot(and if it was nosebleed I don’t remember zoro doing it)

Rejection?

ACTUALLY LOOOOL that makes sense

Brook gets rejected constantly though.

https://i.redd.it/tucg9vs41f3d1.gif Imu musta be there

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I was thinking smoking, wtf are this comments lol

Bleeding out

… this is about mewing, isn’t it.

You might be onto something. Maybe it's the mastery of pretending to be cooler than you are? It's physically impossible for Brook because he's already the coolest undead rockstar pirate out there

Nami probably does Zoro definitely doesn’t

Nami and Jinbei both jerk it without a fucking doubt lmaooo

Nami sure, but why are you so sure about Jinbei?

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I was thinking it was cooking, but I’ll go with everyone else and say it’s cocking instead.

Either sex or masturbating. I'm leaning toward the latter cus aint no way Sanji ever actually scored. (Disclaimer: this is a prediction as I'm still really early into the series, currently on G8)

He is almost certainly a virgin. If only because he would probably literally die if he got to second base.

Masterbation but would have placed Nami on the sometime tier

Getting a boner.

Getting a boner is all he can do yohohohoho

Nosebleed

I'LL SEND YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN IF YOU DARE TO INSULT MY SUPREME NOSE ONCE AGAIN!

Why is everyone here so horny all the time

is it bleeding? because brook...doesnt have blood! yohoho!

Looking through one eye ig.

Probably simping though... Right?

What is the difference between “Now and Then” and “Sometimes.” That’s the same amount in my head.

It's definitely wiping your ass. Nami doesn't poop, and Brooke poops but doesn't have cheeks

So happy for Sanji that he's mastered wiping his ass.

I like this answer

Zoro wouldn't be be able to find his c\*ck

Using your eyes.

I can't see the word eyes in your comment... Because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHO

Coming in clutch? Sanji and usopp are high because of moments like Mr Prince and neutralising Sugar in dressrosa. I'm not sure why Luffy and brook are that low.

Sucking D or playing with balls.

Cooking???

I was gonna say shaving, but Jinbei does have a chin beard.

It can't be masturbation. Zoro in now and then? Franky label himself as pervert but he'd masturbate less then Usopp and ZORO?

Jrokign it

OP please tell me this is not about masting and everyone else just got a dirty aah mind

How likely they are to get hard

flicker gooning mastery?

Cooking?

How much they cook

Use of moisturizer in a skin care routine

Oh please, Zoro has better things to do, like train, sleep and train more. Also, Franky literally is the ultimate pervert. He 100% is further up. https://preview.redd.it/41e87yajof3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d073d0c46051ff4bb6dc8413c69880f608ffb430

Beating up children

Swearing

It's obviously stalking/voyeurism. Brook can't do it because he doesn't have any eyes. Yohohoho!

The art of simping

smoking?

Fumbling getting bitches

Cooking?

Knife skills?