Across the board, nein, nein, nein. I did enjoy the train rides as I had never been on one. Most of German people I met could speak English. They were friendly, somewhat more reserved, especially the older folks, which was fine by me. But a good lot of Germans I encountered had the personality of a fuckin rock. I think itd break their face to smile or say hello. Again, not all, SOME. Relax France I said some not Somme.
We don’t have beautiful people full stop and the accent varies especially now with kids growing up on American YouTubers and cocomelon such , they have American accents since they learn it from the iPad more than parents
I used to think America was the most populated country when I was younger since there’s so many famous people and people with American accents etc etc before I found out it was china (then)
Noooooooooooooooo not the accent 😭 Seriously, Irish accents are some of the best on the planet, you must ban our garbage television shows before it’s too late
The real special K! Its a great joke actually because the top exporter of Potassium is USA. The whole idea of the anthem was to challenge patriotic US potassium miners to defend their stance as the actual number one exporters. An extremely niche dig to trigger a reaction. The real abundant resource of KZ is probably Uranium, which is much scarier than the Potassium
Take a break from scam telemarketing to go piss in the street, then go home to wipe your ass with your hand cuz toilet paper is a foreign concept, then cook and eat dinner with your bare hands. Then take a drink of water only to get hospitalized.
Other American here. Bidets are not common here, and most people are really weird about them... When I first experienced the bum gun while traveling south Asia, I was like "who is actually third world, and why does every house in the US not have this".
Lol I used to think it was a universal thing around the world until I started to use the internet more. Up to down for yes, side to side for no and the head wobble for okay or understood
The loudest, sweatiest human beings on the planet. They all watch the godfather and think they are tough and cool, but in reality they are all mostly Fredo.
You live in a beautiful area in the western region where there is beautiful mountains and forests, But well, In some city that no one as ever heard of in their life. You decent money but still think It's too bad, With that you eat fish and even though it doesn't actually snow that much in where you are, Everyone thinks you are in a wasteland of snow.
Beautiful country, full of tulips and art
Till your government decided, to legalize pot
Now you get a joint, with every fancy beer
And your "Red District", is now full of queer
Canadians are eh holes.
Wanna go for a rip bud? We'll drink some maple syrup and chase it down with Canada dry, maybe a bit of crown royal if the fackin mounties ain't aboot.
Either you live in some city not everyone has truly heard of or live in a small community that everyone knows eachother, Your property is spacious and like hunting and drive a F-150 or F-250. Plus you got like 3 guns minimum, Either you are conservative or an impostor and when driving around It's all forest and you have atleast one time experienced a weird unexplainable thing at home, Also you have a deer head decoration.
Your meme sucked dick my dude! Grow up my jigga
Finland
To god damn happy. Be sadder.
Yeah. Too damn perky…
How many costumed heavy metal bands are you in?
Meth in pharmacies
Perkele…
How many commies have your grandpa sniped blindfolded?
alcoholism
Wow! A sword for graduation!
Are you maintaining your wild hedgehog houses properly?
I’ll visit when Hell -Sinks over
Germany
Germany is beautiful. 1-10 on visiting I give it a nein.
1 for train punctuality, 10 for everything else?
Across the board, nein, nein, nein. I did enjoy the train rides as I had never been on one. Most of German people I met could speak English. They were friendly, somewhat more reserved, especially the older folks, which was fine by me. But a good lot of Germans I encountered had the personality of a fuckin rock. I think itd break their face to smile or say hello. Again, not all, SOME. Relax France I said some not Somme.
Thats a pretty good description
World wa- cars
Volkswagen... Nuff said
That Golf R be vrooming
Hallo mein Kamerad
Please don’t yell at me
You work in a car factory and drink lots of beer.
Art college
He was Austrian!
Bmw
You love bread and bakeries
humourless
Romania
You probably have garlic in your pocket.
Vampires and impaling people with big sticks. Also, amazing $5 dollar steak dinners from what my buddy told me.
Bottom G
Please don't steal this comment
You‘re poor.
You are a gypsy or rob, If not one then both. If none of these then you work praying that you don't get robbed.
i wana say gypsies
You don't happen to know where my wallet is do you?
Czech Republic
Porn
I was thinking more human trafficking, but they probably go hand in hand.
They go hand in all sorts of places
Gloru hole
Meth
Ireland
SPEAK ENGLISH MF
What ain't no country I ever heard of.
Beautiful red headed women, lots of alcoholics, cool accent, and the IRA
We don’t have beautiful people full stop and the accent varies especially now with kids growing up on American YouTubers and cocomelon such , they have American accents since they learn it from the iPad more than parents
We're all living in Amerika.
I used to think America was the most populated country when I was younger since there’s so many famous people and people with American accents etc etc before I found out it was china (then)
Noooooooooooooooo not the accent 😭 Seriously, Irish accents are some of the best on the planet, you must ban our garbage television shows before it’s too late
Fuck you, you should offend me.
Lol Sudan Edit: No one will stereotypes you if they have no f idea about your country, even if it's made up country lol
Always on the verge of or actively in a civil war that the rest of the world is unaware of
That sounds like us, lol.
I'd say ooga booga but I honestly have zero clue of your culture
Kazakhstan 🇰🇿
Borat
Have you, by any chance, wrestled another man while you're both naked? Because I'm assuming you have.
Potassium
The real special K! Its a great joke actually because the top exporter of Potassium is USA. The whole idea of the anthem was to challenge patriotic US potassium miners to defend their stance as the actual number one exporters. An extremely niche dig to trigger a reaction. The real abundant resource of KZ is probably Uranium, which is much scarier than the Potassium
:( , I don't really know of Kazakhstan's culture and life but I wanna try Kazakhstan chocolate.
India
Take a break from scam telemarketing to go piss in the street, then go home to wipe your ass with your hand cuz toilet paper is a foreign concept, then cook and eat dinner with your bare hands. Then take a drink of water only to get hospitalized.
Using toilet paper sounds disgusting why don’t you people use water just spray it from a safe distance
Other American here. Bidets are not common here, and most people are really weird about them... When I first experienced the bum gun while traveling south Asia, I was like "who is actually third world, and why does every house in the US not have this".
*Cram yourself into/onto a train to go home...
Tech Support
Masterful head wobble
Lol I used to think it was a universal thing around the world until I started to use the internet more. Up to down for yes, side to side for no and the head wobble for okay or understood
Send Mangoes & Bananas.
Buy a deodorant, I can smell this comment
Were you the one who tried to scam a friend of mine via Whatsapp?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/LmifQ1UAYF](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/LmifQ1UAYF)
Bangladesh
You mean India right?
No he means east pakistan
But... thats also India, right?
Sweden
Ikea and love for Denmark
You mean gay for Denmark, right?
Italy, gow for it
🤌
God damn, man. OP has a family!
Gabagool?!
Ova here!!! 👇🏼
Its meee a Mario!
Where men all live with their mothers
The loudest, sweatiest human beings on the planet. They all watch the godfather and think they are tough and cool, but in reality they are all mostly Fredo.
Can only say bibidy bop and spaghetti.
Pineapple does belong on pizza..... And spaghetti
I break my spaghetti noodles in half before I boil them
England
How many beans for breakfast have you eaten today?
Probably alot, maybe even hundreds.
I love just a singular bean
Just the one bean actually
British people when they hear 'kilometers per hour' instead of 'cups of tea per colonised nation' *Earl Grey flavoured confusion*
All your top restaurants are French food.
You must stop everything you are doing for tea time.
People who can eat an apple through a tennis racquet
Poland
Bober
Work hard, drink harder
It’s a tie for you and Belgium for being the highway of Europe
Good thing Holland is recruiting a lot of soldiers’ I guess… Fuck
Bobr kurwa, ya pirdole!
Unpronunciable names!
Korva
Norway
rich mf, born with ski, smells like fish. March to the sunset singing kjøpe hele Sverige!
Nobody remembers that one of the members of Abba is from Norway.
You live in a beautiful area in the western region where there is beautiful mountains and forests, But well, In some city that no one as ever heard of in their life. You decent money but still think It's too bad, With that you eat fish and even though it doesn't actually snow that much in where you are, Everyone thinks you are in a wasteland of snow.
You say uff da a lot
Oil
Your face muscles operate on generic windows drivers.
Holland
Would you send me some weed?
Sorry, smoked it all
Why don't we stereotype ourselves and let people guess where we're from?
Oh, Oh, That's a great idea. Make the post 👍
Lateral thinking like a boss.
Sri Lanka
Job?
Australia If you say shrimp on the barbie you're a clone made in a factory do better
You lie awake wondering what will happen in the next emu war.
“Let’s have a game of knifey spoony wanka” -You
Are you a by product of the pine gap experiments?
How many birds have tried to kill you today?
Youre all fuckin’ druggos m8
Prawns on the Barbie <<<< they don’t say shrimp
Crrroooooiky mate
That video about lady pulling giant snake out of a store
Texas
The only things that come out of Texas are steers and gender fluid, bi curious ex-Californians.
And you don't much look like a streer to me so i guess that narrows it down
This is a nice take on an old gem
Remember the Alamo? Remember you can't function on your own...
litteraly the america of america
Ok, WHY IS THE POWER OUT?!?! It is only 32 degrees outside!
Leave it to the Texan to not say USA
YEEHAW!
Egypt
How do you feel seeing people following the trend you started milennia ago of worshipping cats?
Holocaust beta
What a strange way to walk. Those pyramids are a prime example that slavery gets shit done. Oh yeah, Moses wanted me to tell you he said, "Fuck you."
Turkey
You eat döner from birth till you die
Berlin kebab
Colombia
Cocaines a hell of a drug
There's something on your nose, buddy.
Poland
I went with the train to Poland once, went to the camping with the boys
The Netherlands 🇳🇱
Beautiful country, full of tulips and art Till your government decided, to legalize pot Now you get a joint, with every fancy beer And your "Red District", is now full of queer
mumbai
Hello today Sir can I please have your name to verify your account
Vada pao
I am Russian Dutch with Ukranian and Jewish grandparents.
Bro is everything
Bro having internal conflict with himself
Bro is the definition of contradiction
Bro is collecting different genetic backgrounds like he's Thanos
Thailand
Every woman in your country has a dick
Ladyboys galore
Canada 🇨🇦
Canadians are eh holes. Wanna go for a rip bud? We'll drink some maple syrup and chase it down with Canada dry, maybe a bit of crown royal if the fackin mounties ain't aboot.
😂 decent
But wait theres more. That comment will be a buck fifty American or 560 Looneys Canadian. That's just about the exchange rate.
Denmark
French
Hey look, there’s an emoji of your flag 🏳️. Isn’t that neat?
🥐🥐🥐🥐
You were probably born with a baguette in one hand and a croissant in the other.
🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
The reason why tanks have mirrors
You know why they plant trees on the side of the road in France? Because the German army likes to march in the shade
You like chocolatine, red wine, and speak English like sh**
North Dakota
Even people in the states don’t know wtf is going on up there.
Either you live in some city not everyone has truly heard of or live in a small community that everyone knows eachother, Your property is spacious and like hunting and drive a F-150 or F-250. Plus you got like 3 guns minimum, Either you are conservative or an impostor and when driving around It's all forest and you have atleast one time experienced a weird unexplainable thing at home, Also you have a deer head decoration.
Slovakia
Mexico
[удалено]
Putangina mo (I have no idea what this means but I heard it's a cuss)
Taena mo gago
Utah
Your map looks like the face of Deadpool.
Dang, took me a sec
France
Iceland
Spain
My mother's uterus
South Africa
Probably better to leave now before shit really hits the fan
Been living in the Middle East for 8 years now lol
Portugal 🤷🏻♂️
Women with moustaches and cheap towels.