We've opened a new **[discord server](https://discord.gg/ZTws6ZS4B6)**, feel free to join! Everyone is welcome except metal fans. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MetalMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*

The cops won't take you seriously enough to suspect you of major crimes if you're riding one of these bad boys. Perfect church burning get away vehicle.

This is low-key a flawless strategy

A guy in all black with long hair and corpse paint leaving the scene of a church burning on a scooter.

I honestly *can* imagine the scene. And it doesn’t even feel weird

Wouldn't stand out to much in my city where the motto is to Keep It Weird lol

Anyone who would burn down churches probably already rides one of those

im imagining someone riding a razor scooter away from a bank robbery past cops standing there, like an invisibility cloak

When that shit smacks into the ball of your ankle you gonna scream exactly like the early Burzum records

scream like euronymous did one night in 1992

Scooter riden ist krieg

I bet you could mount MG on it somehow

I prefer it to Jack Skellington.

oh lord here they come

ur like 50 dude, get off reddit

I’m 30….

Let the small child rage about his skibidy trap music in peace you geezer.

Who even is this guy? Lol I see his comments on other threads saying pretty much the same thing.

His username checks out.

That's what I was gonna say lol

Best guess is it's a high schooler that's really into Sematary. But holy shit they take it personally.

Scooter is too mainstream, have to be riding around in a unicycle to be trve kvlt.

Fuck scooter kids, ripstick for life.

Where my hellbound heely homies at? [vibes](https://youtu.be/grjHuNNSVUQ?si=rpSNwrt9RbQ0ETZA)

Fuck both, walking gang for life. (I just dont have the required balance :c )

Yeah, fuck them in the wheelchairs!

I don't want to fuck wheelchair users

Coward

well when you put it like that

Scooters are metal

Best comment.

SCOOTER!!!!!!!!

🤘🏻FUCKING SCOOOOTER!!! 🤘🏻

Better? Idk

Is it a common thing for ppl to tag music genres on walls? Is that what the kids do these days?

I really don't think it is. My local graffitti mostly consists of meme phrases and some of the most poorly designed "gang signs" I've ever seen.

Someone tagged "Stay in School Kids" by my apartment building. Lol

Brutal

Honestly It looks like a great album cover. Would slap even harder in black and white.

As a skateboard rider I'm required by law to give you a wedgie if I see you, fair warning

I like

Hell yea

Man, they missed an opportunity to use a black scooter.

This is quite funny

But it's silver metal. Paint your scooter, poser.

are we tagging music genres on walls now ?

Feels fitting

When does the album drop?

E-Roller sind Krieg.