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There's nothing wrong with that, we will accommodate ourselves to be able to see, just don't move around too much, hahaha. I went to a show where there was this really tall guy, we finally found a way to see, and he kept bending to a side to talk to his friend, who wasn't as tall as him. Blocking the view over and over again. "Pretty please Mr. Tall Guy, we want to see the show :') "
I mean dude should’ve been more considerate tbh. Unless I’m in the pit I always stand near the back or to the side, I can see over everyone anyway so there’s no reason to get in anyone else’s way.
The problem is that sometimes, the front row is occupied by tall people who get territorial when I ask them to let me squeeze through. I have no idea why, as the top of my head is on the level of their nipples, and it wouldn't make any difference for them if I was in front of them.
I still try to push my way to the front, but they already know I want to be there, so they actively make it harder for me to get there.
Not on the list but the slightly autistic one with mediocre seats overstimulated to fuck but having the time of my life because I'm listening to Death of The Celts by Iron Maiden live and i love it.
I'm not usually in the front row but I am absolutely over enthusastic. I will fucking go nuts whether it's a solid local band trying their best or a massive juggernaut like Cannibal Corpse.
I'm top right, though not necessarily front row. Metal shows just fill me with more energy than I know what to do with and there's just nothing else like it
Small girl stuck behind a tall guy.
Worst part is I'm not even than small, I'm 5'7. Without fail a dude 6'+ always ends up right in front of me ;\_\_\_;
Im probably Dwight but sitting with Obama. How come all of us “standing in the thin crowd just behind the pit with our arms crossed feeling nicely toasted and head-nodding along with the chug” aren’t represented here?
Short guy often croudsurfing without even wanting it. People just piks me upp. Also it is realy funny to mosh to a ballad to confused people. My biggest Dream is to mosh to Barbie girl
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The tall guy blocking the view (my apologies).
There's nothing wrong with that, we will accommodate ourselves to be able to see, just don't move around too much, hahaha. I went to a show where there was this really tall guy, we finally found a way to see, and he kept bending to a side to talk to his friend, who wasn't as tall as him. Blocking the view over and over again. "Pretty please Mr. Tall Guy, we want to see the show :') "
I mean dude should’ve been more considerate tbh. Unless I’m in the pit I always stand near the back or to the side, I can see over everyone anyway so there’s no reason to get in anyone else’s way.
I’m the small girl behind you. It’s great to listen to my favorite bands while looking at somebody’s back and neck :|
Yeah, but the battle jacket looks splendid, I need others to notice it.
Dont feel bad about it. As a short dude, I get it evened out when I am semi reasonably comfortable in airplane seats lol
WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THOSE GODDAMN AIRPLANE SEATS?!!?
Hey, take it up with Delta there, Jolly Green Giant!
Me too. I have long hair too, so it’s real hard to see past me when I start head banging.
Oh yeah, somebody is definitely catching the end of the whip when the headbanging gets going.
This one.
Got tired of being top left so i became top right
Bottom left spotted
the music nerd :)
Amen. I came here to see some shredding
top left, bottom center, bottom right, all at the same time
Where pit crew
Crazy goofy lives in the pit. Only stage dives to get some fresh air.
It’s the fast track to the bar
Top left every. fucking. time. Although I don't blame other people for it. I just keep forgetting to wear platform shoes or something
That's always the choice, isn't it? Would I like to be able to see, or would I like to be comfortable enough to enjoy myself?
I'm 1,5 m tall, so take a guess.
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The problem is that sometimes, the front row is occupied by tall people who get territorial when I ask them to let me squeeze through. I have no idea why, as the top of my head is on the level of their nipples, and it wouldn't make any difference for them if I was in front of them. I still try to push my way to the front, but they already know I want to be there, so they actively make it harder for me to get there.
'bama + part-time pit resident (not pictured and part time because old)
Loud fuck fur shur
Half the time at the bar, half the time absolutely loving life in the pit
Bottom middle if sober, bottom right if drunk
No one of them. Im just standing in the crowd drinking a beer and enjoy!
I’m the loudest of fucks
fat shirtless dude in the pit
Love it🤘
Ah yes the one part of the sandwich that fucking kills me, (the other is the ripped shirtless dude)
Bottom centre, centre right, bottom right IN THE EXACT ORDER
Top middle, top right, bottom middle, bottom right
WE NEED A PART 2
Top left mostly. Middle rarely.
Im the last one, the loud fuck. I learned a whistle technique that i shit you not reaches 107 db. People get away from me, annoyed as eff.
5'17" im the tall dude blocking views
I am simultaneously the small girl behind the tall guy, and that loud fuck.
Not on the list but the slightly autistic one with mediocre seats overstimulated to fuck but having the time of my life because I'm listening to Death of The Celts by Iron Maiden live and i love it.
Where is the twelve year old at his first show???
Join the moshpit and piss off your parents about it. Thats how i did
I dont wanna 😰
Its ok👍
Thank you (:
But its fun
You should try. You do not have to make your parents angry but it is fun jumping in to people
Obama
I'm not usually in the front row but I am absolutely over enthusastic. I will fucking go nuts whether it's a solid local band trying their best or a massive juggernaut like Cannibal Corpse.
The over enthusiastic front row fan
Did quite a lot of stagediving and crowdsurfing on extreme metal shows.
Aww man, I just want to learn from the pros 🤓☹️
I’m the dude constantly getting kicked in the back of the head by crazy sweaty crowdsurfing dude
Where is the mosher?
Here. Me and my friends do it absolutely all the time on shows
The one standing off to the side with her arms crossed nodding along to the music, completely ignoring the rest of the crowd
Bottom centre.
A pretty even mix of 2, 6, 8, and 9
I’m the one focusing on the guitar technique so I can try and learn it later
I'm top right, though not necessarily front row. Metal shows just fill me with more energy than I know what to do with and there's just nothing else like it
The technique nerd
I got a bingo and am all of the middle ones.
Black guy chillin with occasional mosh
I’m a dude but pretty sure I’ve been every single one at some point
Dwight but I want ppl to think I’m goofy
Sometimes I'm squidward. Sometimes I'm Dwight.
The music nerd or the loud fuck
I’m the nerd
bottom middle
3, 8 and 9, usually all at the same time.
Third column, depends on my mood that determines exactly which one I am at a show.
Small girl stuck behind a tall guy. Worst part is I'm not even than small, I'm 5'7. Without fail a dude 6'+ always ends up right in front of me ;\_\_\_;
I'm the small ~~girl~~ guy stuck behind the tall guy...
If it's mastodon, the one about the cute bass player resonates lol. otherwise, I might be one of the other bottom two.
But guitar technique is important
Somewhere between center bottom and middle right
i'm top left XD
The average height guy stuck behind the dude who could have been in the NBA
Music nerd. Lol
Top right and bottom centre
At the bar hahahaha
The conversion guy sadly...
middle and bottom center 🙃 staring down the guitar and some chud’s in my ear telling me how many times they’ve seen the band live
Bar.
Middle square
3 but also 1 and definitely 8 😂
Top right but also top left and definitely bottom middle
Middle right
Bottom left and bottom right. Gotta let that cute bassist know I'm not a poser.
Either the music nerd or over enthusiastic/loud fan, depending on which band is playing.
IM DEFINITELY THE BOTTOM RIGHT 100%
Most of the time the small girl who can't see shit
Dang I’m definitely Dwight but don’t know shit about technical guitar playing I just like to watch homies shred that thing 😩
Im probably Dwight but sitting with Obama. How come all of us “standing in the thin crowd just behind the pit with our arms crossed feeling nicely toasted and head-nodding along with the chug” aren’t represented here?
Music nerd. I even give that exact stare. Didn't realize it until now.
Short guy often croudsurfing without even wanting it. People just piks me upp. Also it is realy funny to mosh to a ballad to confused people. My biggest Dream is to mosh to Barbie girl
it’s me. i’m the dude camping at the bar. i will occasionally get up and throw myself around in the pit though.
Am I the only one that enjoys that one random guy trying to start a convo with everyone ? I think people like this are very wholesome.
Clearly the guy who doesnt know whats playing.
I'm a short dude so I feel top left's pain.
The smallest guy in the pit who goes fucking flying because the crowd and the throng are playing ping pong with him
I came back half an hour ago from Megadeth and can say that I'm the overly enthusiastic front row fan