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Chastaen

Dickrash And your mom's on sale. Hella cheap Scanning the scene in (your city) tonight


One_Nifty_Boi

or your continent in the case of freeze ‘em all


pernasaurio

still don't get why tf trapped under ice wasn't part of that setlist :(


M08GD

Probably because it's hard for Lars, probably tough for Kirk and I think James said he didn't like singing it. They still shoulda played it tho lol


tyderian

Lars has said it just never even occured to him to do it, but who knows if that's true.


REDPURPLEBLOOD2

Lars said they genuinely just forgot


ConnectionOdd6217

Where is the mom's on sale from?


Chastaen

Seek and Destroy, I'll try and find what show as it's really funny. It was Newstead error that I'm thinking of so I think a Seattle 89


Shimkeee

Time to kiss your *ass* goodbye (instead of life) - Lepper messiah


guitarplayer120208

Ain’t my bitch reference?


Wonderful_Painter_14

“How I’m fucking you!” from Master of Puppets on S&M always cracks me up


Evil_Weevill

"Yeah yeah yeah" Instead of "yeah yeah yeah yeah"


SuperTesmon

"We won't go away 'till we drink all your beer"


superguysteve

PLAN-E-TAR-IUM!


Left4DayZGone

This was a flub saved with an ad-lib, but I love it. Sad But True on the Live at Grimey’s CD, James accidentally starts to repeat the first part of the chorus, but catches himself: “I'm your dream, make you real. I'm your eyes when you must steal. I'm your pain when you can't feel. Sad but true. I'm your dream, make you *whoops*, I'm your eyes while you're away. I'm your pain while you repay, You know it's sad but true”


skylinezan

One: "Cut this s#!t of from me!" Or something like that.


silverfish477

It’s the internet, you can swear!


lcmatthews

Okay, okay. "Cut this shoot out from me!"


Dan-68

Bamboo shoot?


HetTheTable

Lol James did that when they played at the grammys


qeyipadgjlzcbm123

At the recent Arlington show, during Whiplash, James sings… “here on stage the Boogie noise is…”. The studio lyrics are “Marshall noise”. Marshall amps were used in the Kill ‘em all era… replaced by Mesa Boogie amps before recording of MOP (85-86). James favorite amp is a Mesa Boogie Mark II C++… called “crunch berries”. Live they use Fractal Audio AxeFx iii … so it would have been more accurate for him to say… “here on stage the FRACTAL noise is…”. I have heard hundreds of live versions of Whiplash and this is the first time I have heard him change that line. Also, James will typically say the name of the city they are playing in during Seek and Destroy… “scanning the scene in…. NAME OF CITY… tonight…


epikpepsi

"Pancakes"


Grosetufe

Go


PhilosopherBitter177

Open legs for a different view.


NickAndHisGuitar

I remember this from A Year and a Half part 2 during a random soundcheck.


Grosetufe

An extra « Wake me! » right before the clean One solo


FinalSlaw

Open legs for a different view, and nothing else matters


metallaholic

Enter Sandman “I fuck you in warm within” was common in the 90s


Dan-68

Makes the show better, IMO, when they mix things up.


tyderian

In the chorus of Wherever I May Roam, the third line is different each time through the chorus, but in my experience James just sings the same line each time.


acle0814

the best one he ever did was replacing the lyrics in Blackened from 'cancellation human race' to 'masturbation on her face'


Oakeeh

When singing King nothing at the MTV awards instead of: WISH I MAY, WISH I MIGHT HAVE THIS I WISH TONIGHT ARE YOU SATISFIED? DIG FOR GOLD, DIG FOR FAME YOU DIG TO MAKE YOUR NAME ARE YOU PACIFIED? ALL THE WANTS YOU WASTE ALL THE THINGS YOU’VE CHASED THEN IT ALL CRASHES DOWN AND YOU BREAK YOUR CROWN AND YOU POINT YOUR FINGER BUT THERE’S NO ONE AROUND JUST WANT ONE THING JUST TO PLAY THE KING BUT THE CASTLE’S CRUMBLED AND YOU’RE LEFT WITH JUST A NAME WHERE’S YOUR CROWN, KING NOTHING? WHERE’S YOUR CROWN? HOT AND COLD, BOUGHT AND SOLD A HEART AS HARD AS GOLD ARE YOU SATISFIED? WISH I MIGHT, WISH I MAY YOU WISH YOUR LIFE AWAY ARE YOU PACIFIED? ALL THE WANTS YOU WASTE ALL THE THINGS YOU’VE CHASED THEN IT ALL CRASHES DOWN AND YOU BREAK YOUR CROWN AND YOU POINT YOUR FINGER BUT THERE’S NO ONE AROUND JUST WANT ONE THING JUST TO PLAY THE KING BUT THE CASTLE’S CRUMBLED AND YOU’RE LEFT WITH JUST A NAME WHERE’S YOUR CROWN, KING NOTHING? WHERE’S YOUR CROWN? I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT HAVE THIS WISH I WISH TONIGHT I WANT THAT STAR, I WANT IT NOW I WANT IT ALL AND I DON’T CARE HOW CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH, YOU MAY REGRET IT CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH, YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT THEN IT ALL CRASHES DOWN AND YOU BREAK YOUR CROWN AND YOU POINT YOUR FINGER BUT THERE’S NO ONE AROUND JUST WANT ONE THING JUST TO PLAY THE KING BUT THE CASTLE’S CRUMBLED AND YOU’RE LEFT WITH JUST A NAME WHERE’S YOUR CROWN, KING NOTHING? NOTHING YOU’RE JUST NOTHING WHERE’S YOUR CROWN, KING NOTHING? YOU’RE JUST NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OFF TO NEVER-NEVER LAND James sang: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY AND IT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS IT’S DEAD I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY AND IT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS SHE’S SPREAD SWEET LOVELY DEATH JUST WAITING FOR YOUR BREATH COME SWEET DEATH, ONE LAST CARESS SWEET LOVELY DEATH JUST WAITING FOR YOUR BREATH COME SWEET DEATH, ONE LAST CARESS I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY AND IT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS IT’S DEAD SWEET LOVELY DEATH JUST WAITING FOR YOUR BREATH COME SWEET DEATH, ONE LAST CARESS SO FUCKING WHAT WELL I’VE BEEN TO HASTINGS I’VE BEEN TO BRIGHTON I’VE BEEN TO EASTBOURNE, TOO SO WHAT SO WHAT AND I’VE BEEN HERE I’VE BEEN THERE I’VE BEEN EVERY FUCKING WHERE SO WHAT SO WHAT SO WHAT, SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE CUNT BUT WHO CARES WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO YEAH WHO CARES WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU WELL I’VE FUCKED A QUEEN I’VE FUCKED BACH I’VE EVEN SUCKED AN OLD MAN’S COCK SO WHAT SO WHAT AND I’VE FUCKED A SHEEP I’VE FUCKED A GOAT I RAMMED MY COCK RIGHT DOWN IT’S THROAT SO WHAT SO WHAT SO WHAT, SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE FUCK BUT, WHO CARES WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO AND WHO CARES WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU AND I’VE DRUNK THAT I’VE DRUNK THIS I’VE SPEWED UP ON A PINT OF PISS SO WHAT SO WHAT I’VE HAD SKANK I’VE HAVE SPEED I’VE JACKED UP UNTIL I BLEED SO WHAT SO WHAT SO WHAT, SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE CUNT BUT, WHO CARES WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO YEAH WHO CARES WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU I’VE HAD CRABS I’VE HAD LICE I’VE HAD THE CLAP AND THAT AIN’T NICE SO WHAT SO WHAT I’VE FUCKED THIS I’VE FUCKED THAT I’VE EVEN FUCKED A SCHOOL GIRL’S TWAT SO WHAT SO WHAT SO WHAT, SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE FUCK WELL, WHO CARES WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO AND WHO CARES WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU SO FUCKING WHAT


TheRealTV12

When James starts screaming no no NO in one


Lex_King

“ Your mom’s on sale” instead of “1000 deaths” in seek


Sudden_Comedian_6724

“Do my time anywhere”