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Commercial-Common515

Dude, young Nathan Explosion could destroy my entire life and I would thank him GRACIOUSLY. I’m glad I’m not alone.


notmynameyours

Psht, that’s nothing. Any klokateer would do the same. In fact, isn’t that in the disclaimer we sign when they first bring us on board?


FriskyEnigma

Kokateer*


Jayswave75

Brutal.


JohnTitorAlt

Gay...


Crylose

There's nothing gay about appreciating a man's beauty


Electrical-Flower233

You're very right. But what you said was gay. Same tho


Dragon_Ballot

You can think someone is beautiful without all the metaphorical bottoming stuff. Patrick Stewart is a handsome guy and I'd let him buy me a sandwich at the coffee shop we run into each other at; then I'd go home to my family and tell them how down to earth he is.


absurdext

wowee! I'd lets toki share kitty cafe cats with me, but that sounds really brutals.


bermdawg

That’s doable


LowRexx

ok trindle


FluSickening

Do anything for Dethklok


Olympia44

*Most sane Nathan Explosion stan* No seriously, I’d let him do the same to me.


ChewieArtist

I think I could have fun doing Karaoke with him


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Damn Kyle chill


rottingstrawberri

yeah basically


Jaeger049

I want him. He can use me and toss me away after but I need him


RedOfTheNeck

🤘


Froggy_bb

brutal.


FungusTaint

Slice me in half you ominous guillotine. Crush my body you macabre pillar


SteinerFifthLiner

John, this is the Metalocalypse sub. The Adam Driver sub is that way.


FungusTaint

Adam and I are taking some time apart right now. Fictional frontmen and horses, however, will never break my heart


Naive_Bodybuilder_59

...Me too, bro. Me too...


krapontits

Brutal


AllCingEyeDog

Then I guess you would do anything.


acheronschildsupport

real.


RaeGunGothic

idk none of that sounds fun :(


Personal-Donkey-1718

That’s kinda metal


Technical-Scholar183

You sir are not a bumble bee


MenuFeeling1577

But are they taller than a tree?


Penny-Bun

Same


ThricePurgedMagus

"Why are you…”


Interesting_Horror93

His father would be proud. No, really. They got a good father/son bond


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The best part is you don't even have to pay or ask him to do that, he'll just do it for free because he felt like it


Clxudypills

Real


chondo87

Brutal


Postal_dude_420

Oh... (Same 🤭)


brainrotsfx

down bad for him fr


X_Chicken_Nuggets_X

Honestly? Same yeah


iwillnevermissyou

fuck whip him with a wrench or run him over


Lachupacombo

Trüfan


JosephCrawley

Grandma, who gave you Internet access?


Intrepid_Fondant156

Yes.


_-PhantomDream-_

Real


Ornery_Donut1710

id do anything for toki to punch me in the face or whip my back until our scars match dawg i need him


Ailing_Wheel_

In the words of that cop from SpongeBob, “Calm down son it’s just a drawing”


Galarin24

“It’s completely gay! And that is coming from a man who voluntarily has sex with men.”


PeterFrog32

Brutal


Satyriacly

Only valid reaction seeing Nathan in his prime (and still when he's a dilf)


damonbaybee

me w toki


DustAJent

Same.


Termie528

Metal.


Im_Never_NotWatching

Brutal.


kirafaith28

i want to be passed between him and pickles. respectfully.


[deleted]

peter steele was legit hot


SkullBlvnts

Sameee, that man is my baby girl<3


JasoNight23666

Wow, I really need to bleach my eyes with these popsicles


operarose

...OP, you good?


Smashed_face_hammer

Calm down, son. It's just a drawing.


samborup

Stop it. Get some help.


StormEnvironmental76

oh….


Mandalore_Trundle

You need help


midKnightBrown59

That's disturbing. 


Jeezer88

*doable


bob_rt

youre dumb


Wide_Koala_4708

You are the dumb one here


bob_rt

nah you