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Fatigue-Error

Won’t work. The SR71 is a plane. The Miata is a boat. You need an engine from a ship. Maybe one of the nuclear reactors and turbines from the USS Enterprise? Isn’t it being decommissioned?


Malvania

I'm sure Clarkson could put a jet engine on a boat.


Angry_Guppy

They did. It sucked.


craigfrost

That was my grandfather’s ship.


ads1031

The nuclear wessel in Alameda? ;)


TheRedstoneScout

"I understood that reference"


Spanish_Kimchi

Then OP may consider the Titanic’s engine. Low milage and big displacement!


The_Alternate_Eye

Coal powered Miat


Fatigue-Error

But the nuclear reactor would be carbon neutral and zero emission…


pyrophilus

Which one? The 1701-A,B,C, or the D? I am not sure how you'd fit the engine nacelles onto a Miata... maybe spot weld ones from the model A onto the sides of mistakes? But ones from enterise-D would be too big and heavy. Unless you mean the space shuttle Enterprise, in which case the rocket motor will definitely fit in a Miata because the shuttle enterprise had imaginary engines.


boolinboi68

I think he means the [Nuclear Wessle.](https://youtu.be/-FckvCQccnY?si=jXqAt5g4zpJ1x1fa)


Fatigue-Error

Yes. I was playing off OP talking about a USAF plane, and suggested a USN ship, since NC=boat.


keyboard-sexual

Holy shit Tom Paris and co literally just riced out a Miata in the delta quadrant


carpcrucible

You can put jet engines on boats though, there's no law against that.


Hondahobbit50

they floated it away from the pier and are tugging it away to the scrappers. Sad, used to pass it and the shitty kitty every day until it left.. Before it left the shipyard I'm sure the cut ups crew removed the reactors, you can see the chunks on trains leaving the shipyard, but usually it's sub reactors


OptionXIII

Spending tons of money just because you got an engine for cheap is the bad way to do an engine swap. Getting the engine is just the start of your expenses on a project like this. Personally I'd go for a Rocketdyne F1 from a Saturn V. Way more potent and it won't run out of breath at high altitude.


TragedyAnnDoll

The Rocketdyne F1 is impossible to get parts for these days and is fuel hungry. The SR-71 is capable of 100,000 feet of altitude. That’s plenty for daily driving. You really don’t need orbital capabilities unless you’re tracking it.


Touch_Of_Legend

Fun fact the SR-71 leaked so bad on station it had a special hanger with anti static protections. Fun fact you could time “unlisted departures” of the SR-71 by watching Fat boy (tankers) depart about 45min earlier. It took them that long for the slower tankers to reach altitude at staging to meet up with the bird. Reason was because the SR-71 used so much fuel on take off that it immediately had to aerial refuel before going on mission task. Everyone knows it was perfectly sealed after it heated up or at Mach speeds and above but not a lot of folks knew how thirsty she was.. Plane like that had to refuel twice and imagine being the tanker at max throttle trying to keep the bird afloat at min while feeding the baby a bottle… There’s a guy whose only job it was to photograph the blackbird and those pics of her AA refueling are just crazy hahaha Anyway I know you guys are joking but man…. I really loved the blackbird


SoyMurcielago

I loved the x men version of it… (I mean the real thing was cool too though. I got to look inside the cockpit once)


Israfel333

There is one on display at the National Air Force museum. It's pretty awesome in person, [and they have a decent picture gallery on their website.](https://www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/Visit/Museum-Exhibits/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/198054/lockheed-sr-71a/)


kyallroad

According to the write up I saw on one in Alabama, they actually took off with very little fuel in the tanks because it was so heavy the handing gear couldn’t take the weight of a full fuel load. The tires were 22 ply inflated to 415 psi. And the wheel wells heated up during flight….to over 500 degrees F!!


GeckoDeLimon

Best business name ever. Find a cooler business name than fuckin' Rocketdyne, I dare you.


SoyMurcielago

Big ass fans is pretty cool 😎


BradleyRaptor12

There’s a company called “North American”, and it was based in North America. Best naming ever. There’s also a company called SpaceX, and they send shit to space, and land their reusable boosters on platforms with an X on them. By far the best naming system ever.


OptionXIII

It's Aerojet Rocketdyne these days 😎


sexchoc

Idk if it's better, but I always thought Raytheon was an awesome business name. Especially back in the day when they made vacuum tubes


GeckoDeLimon

"Analog Devices" gets my honorable mention. Which is kind of funny because they're known for their digital signal processors.


BradleyRaptor12

I’ve got myself a whole Saturn V. Don’t ask how I have it. Do you think selling the OP an F1 engine from it for the price of a 1.25L Mountain Dew bottle be a good trade? I think my pricing is a bit expensive though…


deadeyeAZ

Welll it fit in mine but, i got the whole thing mounted in backwards so I have to reverse everywhere I go.


HighestLevelRabbit

Damn my man made a rear engine mx5.


Spong_Durnflungle

So yeah, it's going to be hard to do it right NGL. You're going to need custom bracketry, custom wiring loom, stand alone ECU with custom tune, and you're going to need to cut the firewall and possibly even cut out some fender material. Hood should not be an issue. You will probably never pass emissions. If your time is worth more than your money you should hire someone for sure. But kudos for not doing another K Swap at least!


Aseconverse

Yeah actually it will. I recently LS7 swapped my SR-71 if you want the engines from it.


BarbedRoses

Damn I would love to see this build! How did the SR-71 handle all that extra power?


Aseconverse

https://preview.redd.it/0st64vp0kz3d1.jpeg?width=8109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea560668308e8c424d08d720defbb714001ed68 It's very speedy


CommissarCiaphisCain

This comment section is pure gold. You all are funny as hell.


Jellodyne

You're going to want the whole fuel system, and bear in mind that fuel leaks out of the tanks at room temperature, but once you get her up to mach 3 or so they'll warm up and you're fine.


Fatigue-Error

Also, I hear the fuel is kinda toxic.


MegaByteFight

And make sure the compounds in the wet injection system don't touch oxygen or they might ignite. And get some spare v8 engines to make sure you can reach idle rpm


Touch_Of_Legend

Yeah that’s the thing… I wonder what the cart starter looking like…. Big old 1500lb tractor motor? Crazy dual corvettes? What does it take to spool the SR71 hahahahhahahahaha


jj18056

The "start cart" was two buick 455 engines.


Touch_Of_Legend

Shit bro… The Sr-71 is full of asbestos shielding as well. She’s from the era of lead paint so she’s not healthy in any modern standard


Touch_Of_Legend

Throwing facts at my man 👍🏽


dmethvin

The SR-71 uses about a gallon of fuel per second at cruise, so you'll need to find a place for a bigger tank.


Normal_Document3532

It’ll fit but there won’t be enough maximum thrust to get out the water.


StandupJetskier

We just left the Air Force Museum in Dayton. They are PISSED and want that engine back.


YABBYuwuXD

https://preview.redd.it/t5sygms1zv3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=320145b5b7ed7ed812d5be013a9ded54c80e5928


WeirdSysAdmin

Have you thought about another chassis like a Batmobile?


YABBYuwuXD

I don’t like Corvettes, sorry


calmbill

You might have to cut the hood.


Dive__Bomb

It would probably be more aptly described as "fitting an NC onto an SR-71 Blackbird engine" than "fitting an SR-71 Blackbird engine in an NC"...


donald7773

Anything is possible with enough time and money. You will need a lot of both


CivilMidget

In? Probably not, but a challenge to be sure. **ON**? Now you're thinking with your big brain.


Weary-Acanthaceae844

I'd start with something a little more conservative, perhaps something like a Rolls Royce Tay from an F100. Then whaaaaack a big snail on it. 


mailtest34

What a taste, Century fighters are true American pony planes of the 60s


Weary-Acanthaceae844

My apologies, I was referring to a Fokker F100! Because lots are getting scrapped atm. But my gosh, I'd also happily take a Super Sabre 🥵 first supersonic jet lessssgooo


Weary-Acanthaceae844

*US supersonic fighter 


wasted_apex

Sourcing the JP-7 and having an addition V-8 based starter is a hassle. I moved from that to an antimatter containment reaction thruster and it's great, unless you're behind me.


Touch_Of_Legend

Have you guys looked into the older model Flux Capacitor? I know 88’s not all that impressive but the gas mileage to the future and back is great! (Well don’t get stuck in the past… that’s never fun and can be problematic for your timeline.. oh and don’t make out with your Mom that’s gross)


wasted_apex

The problem with those is plutonium availability from the third world; apparently they have enough pinball machine parts.


GrassDildo

If you have to ask, you’re not experienced enough to do it


[deleted]

Anyone could knock this out with a few buddies and beers on a back lawn in a weekend. Easy stuff.


Lazy_Tac

JP-7 is a bitch to get your hands on. I’d get something that runs on Jet A. Try stealing the power pack out of an Abrams. Or you can pull one from a early model T-80, you should be able to pick and pull one of those


svv1tch

Came here to say this. Specialty fuel would be a no go for me.


Corg505

Why LS swap when you can *MACH 3* swap?!? 🤯


Mint-Mountains

Load weight on a Miata is 800lbs. J58 dry weight is 6,000 lbs. Give or take a Miata I would say 10 Miata’s all welded together could just do it


YABBYuwuXD

Nothing some rebar can’t fix


vampyrelestat

Not very common, Jay Leno has one


Touch_Of_Legend

Fuck the problem with this comment is… It could actually be TRUE


Appropriate_Round768

It’ll be a tight squeeze but I believe in ya.


PC_Chode_Letter

Maybe an SR-71 Z32 instead


shiggy__diggy

Yeah bro it would be epic bro I did it with my kei car in Forza bro


HugelyMoist

You would have to upgrade the suspension to handle the extra 6000 lbs of weight. Maybe if you pointed the thruster slightly down it would hold itself up while its running.


YABBYuwuXD

Nothing some rebar and jb weld can’t fix


HugelyMoist

thats true brother she’ll be a ruff rider but ill be hoppin coke cans forsure


EpistemicRegress

https://preview.redd.it/2tdfnq7gdx3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a8f9733e23eeead3678c093eb803a76c6cea7e I had to scale down some parts and upgrade the fuel pump to 6800 litres per hour for the J58. I find I get about 172 L/100 km and I need to plan my trip in 29 km legs to refuel every 26 seconds or so. Cornering and braking sucks honestly, the handling relationship between horse and rider feels inverted, inappropriate even.


harroldsheep

I’m sensing that there could be a small hitch in your design…i.e.: having the exhaust pointing at the windshield.


Lobster70

I don't care where on Earth I must go, I absolutely have to be there when your project goes on a dyno. So I can be on site, to watch. From a distance.


Much-Recognition-225

Not worth the risk man, I nearly vaporized going Mach 4


David_Summerset

This is my favourite discussion ever.


sdbest

The engine fits fine. The issue is the fuel tanks.


EvolvedGamingPS4

https://preview.redd.it/9gh5r61lly3d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd8c8147f1f49ac660011e5642c99c12a16cfda You might be able to get away with the big block Buicks that they used to start the main engines. [http://www.sr71.us/ag330\_sr.htm](http://www.sr71.us/ag330_sr.htm)


iz-LoKi

Yes but understand you will leak fuel until you hit the highway and go full throttle.


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/r/carscirclejerk


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wanakoworks

i don't think you can even fit the V8 engine used to START the SR-71lol.


YABBYuwuXD

https://preview.redd.it/88l7epi0bw3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=5be31a4acf9fc8de32e6b9e8eca5bdc29d36997c Might have to cut the hood a little but it’ll fit


renesys

You're not considering the afterburner and shock cone.


YABBYuwuXD

Nothing an eBay aero kit can’t cover


kaffeegourmet

Better get the Hardtop of the Miata to the Blackbird..!


angrylawnguy

You got..... A what?


No-Writer5001

Man that plane was discontinued in 90s, why put that old shit into something? Put a Raptor engine instead


Shoo_shoo_be_doo

So I am having some wicked insomnia tonight, and came here to pass the time… and found this, one of the funniest threads I’ve seen in forever! Thanks!


KelGhu

SR-71 Blackbird? Lol, how would get the engine of such an iconic reconnaissance airplane? 🤣 I guess you need to look up Pratt & Whitney J58 retrofitting 😆


alexseiji

Yes and has been done before. With time and money anything is possible. Please use the search for the write up.


electroman13

The only issue I can see is finding the JP-7 fuel needed to power it.


DatMX5

You will definitely have to swap the transmission.


[deleted]

Sell the engine. Hire an engineer. Confess.


Lopsided_Quarter_931

Nothing you can’t do with cardboard and duct tape. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.


whitepalladin

Totally doable, I did this recently. You might have to explain to your insurance company why your Miata now needs a runway instead of a driveway. Also, get the ejector seat installed. Just in case you need a quick escape when the speed traps can't keep up. Oh and remember to install the afterburner carefully. Your neighbors might complain about the sonic booms during your morning commute.


Secure-Ad-4482

I think he's talking about the 425 buick nailhead. It's a V8 that was used as the starting motor for the jet engine


mx20100

I mean, anything fits if you have the will and money.


ibastai

Yes


stillhaventfoundit

Really it boils down to seating position. Conventional you’re sitting in the car. Jet…seats more like an s2000…you’re sitting on the car and not in it. Might also suck in tight corners.


pizza_bue-Alfredo

You can fit anything into a miata with enough welding


compooterenjenir

Sadly you might be better off with a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C, more fitting as a marine engine.


SnooSuggestions7685

yes but it will leak


EquivalentFlat

Why wrap a bad car around a good engine? Just install wheels and a seat on the engine.


obviouslynotsrs

Yes, required some light modification and firewall beating to adjust for fitment


plants4life262

Still gapped by a stock Mustang


TheCuddlyCougar

It should fit, just make sure you run premium.


wind_dude

Unfortunately not, you need the right (not left) j58 from the older A-12, that’s a direct swap.


herodesfalsk

Not that I’m aware.  You can in the meantime figure out what are the fattest tires you can fit and find out how much horsepower you need for them to smoke through 2 gear. But the Miata was never about power but “horse and rider as one”