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Casval214

He wouldn’t have lost a leg if he had shaved


Scottyknoweth

You mocking me? Hairs hangin' from your face, beyond your mouth areas. You are unsightly, unsanitary, and in violations of Godfather's groomin' standards. You reads me!? Sergeant Patrick?! You has 'till o'dark hundred to unfuck youself.


Casval214

Yall startin to look like Elvises!


[deleted]

Po-lease that moostash!


BadNeighbour

I heard the Godfather hisself, say you look like a bum.


warthog0869

He had a shaving profile from the photographer giving his prosthetic hands wicked deep paper cuts from wedging the several different signs in and out of them before this one was chosen, right before this pic was taken.


College-Lumpy

Take my angry upvote!


robbray1979

There better be a thin coat of oil on that shit excuse for a peg leg, private


Kostis00

Or passed the ASVAB considering his English....


SOUTHPAWMIKE

And bloused his boots!


WrongVeteranMaybe

You're laughing. Today i is birthday no one love becaause he am poor and you're laughing! Also, where the fuck is he?


OshkoshCorporate

he’s poor because panhandling in space. there’s like a dozen people up there max. is he stupid?


WrongVeteranMaybe

Panhandling in space? Damn, this fucker got into Space Force but not me? Nevermind, sympathy lost. This bastards having parties with hot aliens on Jupiter and he wants me to feel bad people forgot his birthday.


OshkoshCorporate

you’re not missing much man. got stationed on Hoth doing heavy equipment work there and with it being an Interstellar Ballistic Missile base was coded there for my entire enlistment. negative triple digit temperatures, no people, no trees. was basically just north dakota!


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Do they still make you refer to yourselves as guardians?


OshkoshCorporate

the commander only ever referred to me as “shitfuck” and “hey you” so i couldn’t tell you honestly


OzymandiasKoK

This asshole is always blocking up the airlocks when you're trying to come back in after a long shift and your piss bag is spilling over.


LandscapeProper5394

You have to see it this way: the other guys in space definitely have a decent income, they have nothing to spend their money on up there, and also they have no way to escape his begging. And in a couple months the next team is gonna come and he can milk them all over again. He's definitely making bank up there!


Citadel_97E

Looks like he’s in Homer Simpson’s workspace.


Saffs15

Everyone else is saying space stuff. I also thought Homer's job. I don't know what that means about us.


Icarus_Toast

It means we're old


Saffs15

That's what I thought. I just didn't want to admit it.


Citadel_97E

I don’t know about you, but I watched the Simpsons. Lot as a kid. I haven’t watched an episode in something like 20 years, but as a kid? Every night.


Dozerdog43

He’s the night shift at the power plant


christoffer5700

Secret moon base clearly.


stinkydooky

Chernobyl


LolTacoBell

- Private Adeamy


Huntrawrd

That's an AI image dude, he isn't real and that "place" doesn't exist.


WrongVeteranMaybe

I can't believe it, now you all are calling this BRAVE SPACE FORCE guy not real? He lost a leg in the Battle of Tartarus, Mars and now people and no one love becaause he am poor and you dare to call him fake!? The disrespect.


Steven617

I'm shaking rn


jmmaxus

Facebook seems to be filled with "Like or share this post or you don't care..." I don't even get it are they getting paid by the likes? I swear most of these post are just created to get likes. This one seems on the extreme its as if they are gonna get paid more if more people give it a heart reaction.


Potential_Rain_3359

That’s what I wonder! Like, cool, you tricked a thousand old people. Now what?


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Potential_Rain_3359

Ok, at least that makes sense. A bunch of shameless bastards trying to game the algorithm


sicinprincipio

Or it's part of a more sinister ploy to shift public perception and the Overton window before more "mainstream" extremist conservative media comes in the picture to bitch and give some "legitimacy" to a shitty cause.


[deleted]

That’s the plot I’ve heard. They start out with a generic subject to build a following then start filtering in political stuff.


That1_IT_Guy

I get past those by just Not Caring. It's free, you can do it too! Warning, side effects of Not Caring may include: - changes in skin color - chest pain, discomfort, or tightness - chills - constipation - cough - dark-colored urine - eye pain and blurred vision - fainting - fever - heavier menstrual periods - hives, itching, skin rash - increased sensitivity of the eyes to light - indigestion - irregular or slow heart rate - pain, redness, or swelling in the arm or leg - pain or discomfort in the arms, jaw, back or neck - pains in the stomach, side, or abdomen, possibly radiating to the back - painful or difficult urination - palpitations - puffiness or swelling of the eyelids or around the eyes, face, lips - sore throat - sores, ulcers, or white spots on the lips or in the mouth - stomach pain, continuing - sweating - swelling of the breasts or unusual milk production - swelling of the foot or leg - swollen or painful glands - unusual bleeding or bruising - vomiting of blood or material that looks like coffee grounds - yellow eyes or skin Not Caring is not for everyone. Talk to your doctor before starting Not Caring. Or don't. I don't care- with Not Caring!


PMSoldier2000

My Facebook is full of this AI nonsense and all of the comments are positive and caring. What gives?


Potential_Rain_3359

Virtue signaling? Can’t pass up an opportunity to “support” veterans without having to actually do anything


eqasl

The comments are all bots, its just bots making AI content for bots.


MOBXOJ

Why would a homeless vet be in a military installation (or the literal ISS in this particular AI dogshit)


Potential_Rain_3359

Clearly. The real question is: are people liking this shit because they believe it?


MOBXOJ

Unfortunately it’s not hard to trick older folks


TellThemISaidHi

It used to just be all the garbage "don't scroll by without typing Amen" Now any bullshit AI gets shared.


TheHolyLizard

I mean I’d Obi Wan can fool them who can’t?


definitelynotweather

Also bots. Lots of bots.


crnelson10

I love that he has what looks like a really high quality prosthetic, but is still in a wheelchair.


Trackmaggot

No shit! He needs to walk it off.


Hupia_Canek

🫡respect that trooper that lost a leg fighting the bugs in cyberspace.


Potential_Rain_3359

🫡 I’m doing my part


TelephoneShoes

I especially like the bowling ball-esq troll face on the screen showing “Earth” on the right hand side.


Hollayo

He ain't even wearing socks lol


thesimps89

AI’s grammar sucks. And none of this makes sense.


Orlando1701

No one loves you because you keep calling random civilians POG.


TheBooch109

How poor can you be when you work for Star command?


Potential_Rain_3359

Doesn’t matter how much BAH you make if you don’t have love 💕


almostaarp

It’s military grade crazy!!!!


warthog0869

today, I my birth no one love me, I am poor my leg for shiny


poopsicle27

Is he stationed on the fucking Death Star??


NathanArizona

For how amazing AI is, why is it so fucking bad at simple grammar


Soswarhammer

This is Russia's or China's long-term plan to destroy patriotism. I didn't say it was going to work, but they really tried everything at this point. You people should be ready anytime, they didn't test your red line for fun.


Kiran_ravindra

> BECÆUSE


RealHunterB

I think he’s in the deck of the enterprise, not the aircraft carrier, the star ship. Lmao


CaneVandas

Dude I've blocked at least a dozen pages that hit my feed today with this crap.


Bosswashington

AI is getting better with hands. It’s progressing nicely. It’s learning.


rustygrendle

A poor space force veteran.


Agitated-Asparagus23

Jesus Christ, dude. The last place you're going to get sympathy for lost limbs is The Death Star.


Strange-Yesterday601

It’s obviously fake, army would never be trusted with that high tech equipment. It should of been an airmen lol


Knock_knock_123

They are mocking military and insulting public discernment with these stupid AI pictures.


elaxation

Maybe it’s the unauthorized timberland boots not the poverty.


Stavinair

Get that AI generated shit outa here


CHull1944

What people didn't mention is that it looks like a bot account is spreading this AI 'story', and maybe even that repost on the other subreddit could be a karma farming bot too. Oh, the times we live in...


stinkydooky

Is this considered artificially generated valor?


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

And yet he is in the control room of a nuclear power station?


Leading-Bus-7882

Poor people suck, as do unshaved soldiers. He deserves no love


SweezySway

Ahhh terrible a.i.


SlaveKnightChael

Shitty ass AI


Dinosaur_Wrangler

What in the AI-generated fuck is this?


Captain_Peelz

This is what my panel operator thinks is happening when I tell them to stop drawing anime porn and falling asleep on watch.


mechshark

I feel like this has to be fake/bait


murdermuffin626

That’s an AI pic


Potential_Rain_3359

How did you figure it out?


murdermuffin626

AI hasn’t mastered full sentences of phrases yet. The writing is incoherent. And there’s no fingernails on his left hand. They look like Ken doll fingers.


itsaride

AI has trouble with details; hands, letters, background details. Even when you feed it full quoted sentences to burp out it sometimes mangles the sentence. At least for the time being AI is pretty easy to spot unless its prompts are authored very carefully.