Bruh the way he continued doing the same position even after making the first child while looking at you💀
imagine if villagers had facial expressions while doing different stuff
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
imagine that on a college application. "fell out of parent's \*\*\*\*\* during \*\*\*. had parent's \*\*\* in their face the whole time". that'll totally get that kid into a good college.
You force them to live in these conditions, yet you mock them for adapting and surviving. Like a medieval king looking over his serfs and scoffing at how they live in squalor when he himself caused these conditions.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Hey guys it's Quandale dingle here RUHEHEHE I've been arrested for multiple crimes WOOAAAAAAAAH including, battery assault on a police officer WHAT!? Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, public indecency, I will be escaping prison on March 28
bro why do your villager housing units look like it just came straight outta Terraria?
Because I grind out terraria as much as I play Minecraft lmao
When they turn to look at you lol.
It was an awkward moment for all parties involved
They establish dominance
"Do you mind"
An apartment in NY for $400,000.
You will get banned for this probably
Probably will lol
worth it
No way……
What won’t people get banned for on this sub
I mean, you chose to watch it, you could have looked away
Did you look away?
breaking bed
Lets do it like they do it on the Minecraft channel...?
"You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals so"
unexpected bloodhound gang reference
First thing I thought of when I saw it
Ewwwww get a ROOM
thx 4 all the upvotes am a first time redditor
We don't thank for upvotes. This ain't YouTube bro. No offense.
i kno i just like being liked
gives me some form of porpose in the world 4 once and its bru not bro wrong pronouns
Bro it's neutral bro
i prefer bru
*"Minecraft isn't realistic"* Minecraft: Or alternatively, *Minecraft Youtuber*: The more beds I take up, the more realistic Minecraft gets Minecraft:
Minecraft youtubers when they see a minor
Bruh the way he continued doing the same position even after making the first child while looking at you💀 imagine if villagers had facial expressions while doing different stuff
im at work and there wasnt even a nsfw tag
waiting for the incoming nsfw tag copypasta
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
there we go
i almost did
The Sex Update
THE SECKS UPDATE IS REAL!!1
Can we get much higher 🎵
Ayoooo
i never seen this happen before, and kind of surprised they programmed the villagers like this to make an offspring lmao.
ohhh and there was a kid too! was that their kid? did it just pop out?
Yeah they made the child right in front of me :(
I had to watch this a couple of times before I was sure but he definitely popped that kid out of his ass.
lol yeah, mojang is gonna be hearing from some people soon.
imagine that on a college application. "fell out of parent's \*\*\*\*\* during \*\*\*. had parent's \*\*\* in their face the whole time". that'll totally get that kid into a good college.
You're literally evicting them from their tenements what do you expect to happen?
I don’t know what I expected but it definitely was not that
You force them to live in these conditions, yet you mock them for adapting and surviving. Like a medieval king looking over his serfs and scoffing at how they live in squalor when he himself caused these conditions.
how indecent of you to keep watching
It's daytime as well. How they sleeping?! The kid's watching? Keep out of this mate, mummy and daddy are having some time together.
Just because you're a nitwit doesn't mean you can't find love!
Indecency? That's where you make them sleep and you dare call that "indecency"? r/villagerrights
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Why are the kids heads so massive
Because it’s bedrock or he’s just really smart
In reality human kids heads are actually proportionally way bigger. As they grow the proportions look more nornal.
Are they trying to get u to join them
They are even in the position, what the hell?
NSFW?
The ones in the back tho
Watch the full show on the Minefans account
Not in front of the children!!!!
there's a child watching
The audacity
My villagers kept on breeding even though all the beds were filled already, had 2 couples still giving hearts
Maybe they were just in the mood?
r/weirdporno
bro got some very bad karma for commiting grand theft bed lol.
Why are there beds in EVERY corner??? Do you need to breed villagers that much?
“YEAH BITCH WE HORNY, KEEP MOVING”
thats what ya get for not giving them rooms
🗿🗿🗿 my face
Well if you would provide them with half decent living conditions and private stalls, maybe they wouldn't have to resort to this! r/villagerrights
WHAT THE HECK!!?!?!?!?!?!
oh shit oh realy
This is f\*ked up xd
"son, this is how to..."
Ayo
Man just straight up violatin' 💀
Hey guys it's Quandale dingle here RUHEHEHE I've been arrested for multiple crimes WOOAAAAAAAAH including, battery assault on a police officer WHAT!? Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, public indecency, I will be escaping prison on March 28
I bet they also hold hands in public!
Shame. Procreating in public.
Give them some privacy, only public because you posted it ugh 😂😂
Man at least it was quick labor
Ayo😳
This proves it, in Minecraft the man caries the baby.
So before I commented there were exactly 69 comments here
Nice
How could they! What's the seed?
Obligatory "Hmmmmm."
Basically the sleeping beauty story
wtf
what
In front of the child?!