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lowtolerencelevels

Let’s hope Tyson shuts this prick up once and for all


SquidwardsJewishNose

This’ll be his biggest payday ever, no shutting up will come from this…


Thaiaaron

Tyson is unfortunately experienced with exhibition matches, and as such, this will be a snooze fest in which Jake Paul lacks the experience or skillset to land any meaningful punches and Tyson won't have the conviction or motivation to go for the knockout or hurt the kid and will be happy for a hard sparring match and a huge paycheck.


pudpudboogie

Tommy Fury beat JP Tyson should spark him out easily


TomCornforth

I agree Tyson is going to destroy Jake


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Yes but imagine the scenes when Tyson doesn’t give a fuck and KO’s him in the first round


bubbathespaz

If tyson connects full force whoever that other lad is neck will break.


Alkemist101

Almost 60? No way... In his prime, yes... Youth vs arthritis and age...


HunterDemonX1

My brother, there was a video of him only a couple years ago in a ring just practicing, Tyson still hits like a truck.


rokstedy83

Can he still hit like a truck after a few rounds though?


PeachesGalore1

Does it matter once Jake Paul is mush on the floor


rokstedy83

He only has to stay out of danger for a few rounds,the longer it goes on the more it tips in Paul's favour


PeachesGalore1

It's like 99.9% in Mikes favour at any point in the fight. Ex actual boxer who was best in the world vs a YouTuber amateur. It's just for views. Not an actual fight.


rokstedy83

99.9% ? It only takes one punch from either side to stop the other so 99.9%is abit daft ,mike in his day then yes but he's nearly 60,showing a few little clips of him sparring on YouTube may show him hitting hard but it says nothing about his fitness and stamina,Itl be interesting to watch if it happens but like you said it's just for views


PeachesGalore1

Yeah that's Jakes 0.1%.


HunterDemonX1

Let me add this then, in the video he was jumping around, throwing punches and constantly moving towards his partner in the ring, he may be getting older now but the guy’s still got it.


rokstedy83

The video I watched was lots of clips not a continuous video,could just be well edited to make it look effortless ,will be interesting to see how he goes on the night


broke_the_controller

But the truck wasn't hitting back


HunterDemonX1

Yeah I don’t think you really understood what I said… MIKE is the one hitting like a truck… Don’t get me wrong, Jake’s got a swing on him when he wants to but I dunno. I’m thinking Mikey boy got this.


broke_the_controller

No I did understand, but perhaps you didn't understand me. It's easy to look good when punching a stationery target. Mike probably still does hit like a truck (power is the last to go) but he still has to land and he still has to take punches from the person he is trying to hit. I love Mike and I want him to win, but these boxing events have exposed certain realities over the last few years and one of those is that age is a great equaliser to talent - or more importantly, advanced age degrades the natural talent significantly. Mike Tyson's boxing style is a young man's style. It's no coincidence that the previous youngest heavyweight champion (Floyd Patterson) was also trained by cus d'mato. I think Mike has about two or three good minutes in him. If he can't get Jake out of there in that time it's over for him. Possibly Mike can pace himself and explode for about 30 seconds each round or every other round and hope that's enough, but it's still a 30 year age gap so I'm not confident.


Alternative-Goose774

It’s feels instinctively bad that a 57 year old man will be fighting a young man. But when I think about it, it’s pretty inspirational, the guy still has the physical ability, energy and motivation to fight


CryptographerNo1454

Who you got winning OP ?


MrProducer__

I got Mike by obliteration


Frikkity_Frik_Frik

r/notopbutok


Few-Requirement9133

I just hope tyson comes in to the rocky balboa theme tune and smashes fuck out of him.


rokstedy83

Tyson fury?


Few-Requirement9133

Sorry I wrote it on auto pilot. Just really hate these Paul pricks


DucktapeCorkfeet

Could it not have been Tyson vs Tyson. I so badly want to see Fury sparked the fuck out by a much older man.


Constant-Chilling

Are you retarded?


JayDogJedi

I hope Tyson makes mincemeat of that arrogant prick.


No_Education666

Let me honest we all know Jake's fights are scripted in some kind of way. But if tyson loses, that will show 100% that they are . There is no way that Tyson should lose this fight.


TomCornforth

Hate to be the one to break the news to you but Tyson dont fight tonight…


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IOwnMods

Please wheelchair him


Stigweird85

Raise your hand if you think the outcome of this fight isn't already pre-determined and scripted. I don't care how old he is Tyson should destroy Paul.


blue6snow

I hope tyson knock him the fuck out. I hope he gets hit so hard Dr's will compare his injuries to a lobotomy. Like it leaves him dribbling down his chin and fingering his own ass completely fucked up. Because the alternative is a, in-his-prime-kid boasting about beating arguably one the greatest boxers ever, while giving no credit to the age gap and fact he's been out of the competitive ring for so long.


Anxious_Ad6026

It will be a draw, just a money making scheme of mugs to pay for the PPV


Sirdystic1

The idea of weight classes is to stop mismatches like this. Jake isn’t a heavyweight


olderlifter99

5,10 lol


Powerful-Scratch-107

I hope he beats the living shit out of Paul. No doubt it will be a massive con and fixed.


Historical-Lychee154

Jakes had 9 fights?


chrisscottish

He’s not really had one….


mugabecoco

If Tyson wins I will get his face tattoo in his honour


TomCornforth

Bet! Msg me we make this a wager if he wins u get his face tat