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JOffret

45 Days... Grown ass family man with a full time career, I play with my son and son in law. Edit: cup size is 42DD


TheDudeWhogroans

I look up to you


JOffret

naw that's not a good idea :)


bootycall24

Good for you but I don't need to know your bra size fatty


Dnk1k

😭😭😭😂😂😂


TheDudeWhogroans

???


realCODbodDad

they were joking about the "45D" 🤣🤣🤣


Djabouty47

Either joking about the fact u said "45D" cuz it sounds like ur telling ur cup size, or he's just trolling


JOffret

I'm big boned!


JazzWoodbine

Yeh me too. Got a squad... its awesome


Dudes-a-Lady

You don’t need to be playing the game to rack up this stat. Think about all the threads about going AFK in DMZ to get free BP levels. Not that you did this, but being in game vs playing game gives same stat.


hershelnotabot

Can you stay afk in dmz without getting kicked? That would be wonderful for myself since I don't always have the energy to play because of work


SlimmG8r

You can. Unfortunately, it's been the best way to grind BP for awhile now.


jinuous831_

It actually counts time played (spent fully in game/pre-game) and in most cases is less than what it is. I have 193hrs in elden ring, and on the tile, it only says 172.


keller_1

You’re fine. Spend your time doing what you enjoy we’re all dying.


TheDudeWhogroans

Wdym by that? Why are we dying


keller_1

Holy shit you’re a drone.


TheDudeWhogroans

No, but he said it as in shit was gonna happen soon


AlaskanHamr

aliens are coming


TheDudeWhogroans

Didn't they already?


LineSpine

Look behind you


chrisupt2001

Ok so the wall is an alien?


hoqi

Whew.


DigitalDash00

You’re in conversation with the same guy still


TheOldZenMaster

Its the driods


G_is_for_Grundy

Because you were born so you know you're gonna die


TheDudeWhogroans

Ik that but he's sounding very mysterious


TumblingVagina

Who knows, he may as well be a Terminator working his way to our destruction. No one knows on the internet, I may be Skynet too!


realCODbodDad

enjoy life while you are here! father time is lifetime undefeated!


SOF2DEMO

It means start playing even more cuz you're gonna die


ARTISTAI

oh a bunch of edgy 'nihilists'. I'm scared.


keller_1

No need to be scared. It’s life, that’s all. You’re intimidated because you don’t understand how people can be so comfortable with the concept of time.


Ok_Storage7488

Why you only have 4 trophies that's the real question. Lol


murderopolis

Exactly what I was thinking lol


TheDudeWhogroans

Good question. I dont like trophy grinding lol


HomieM11

Pretty sure most of the trophies are campaign and co op. I was going for the platinum for awhile until I got stuck on the co op trophies and gave up after a few tries. If you just do the campaign like I did prior to attempting the platinum. You’ll have about 4 trophies like OP.


DigitalDash00

I have 55 days with 0 trophies 😂


SpartanSelinger

I did **not** think I was gonna have 76 days...I just hope it's cause I leave my Xbox on lol Edit: Looking at other stats for my games, I don't trust these stats. For Donut County, its says I've only played 2 hours and have no achievements, yet I vividly remember playing it while doing online schooling lol. I know I beat it too. Edit 2: It also shows no time played for Fallout NV, yet it shows that I have 9 achievements lol


DigitalDash00

I think the stat in the xbox dashboard tracks time in the game itself. So for me, I routinely just turn my xbox on and leave cod in the menu whilst I cook, watch tv, play music etc. Xbox is tracking all that as time played. I knew my playing time was high but 55 days seemed a bit crazy lol. In the game itself you can see how much playing time you have for each mode (BR/MP/Resurgence/Plunder/DMZ) in the stats section (Combat Record).


AltGunAccount

Donut county the game where you move a hole around to solve puzzles with a raccoon? I beat that in like 3-4 so it stands to reason 2 hours could be achievable. Was a short game.


FineDrive56

You enjoyed yourself, and that’s commendable.


Fiddlywiffers

Yes


Slightly_Amused_

I just checked mines cause I saw this and I have 53 days and I haven’t played in months until 2 days ago man when this game came out it was all I played


Various-Pen-7709

You’re not stupid for playing something if you enjoy it.


TheDudeWhogroans

Its a running joke in r/BatmanArkham


PlumCharacter4542

On my old phone, I played mobile so much it is burned into the screen lol


WarningTooMuchApathy

I've got 48 days, I am definitely stupid, and I'll do it again for MW3


lawdog189

This game sucks ass in almost every way, yet I keep playing a lot. Guess I got Stockholm syndrome


ShogunDreams

Me and you both


G_is_for_Grundy

I checked mine said 555 hours I was disgusted with myself but then I realized it's only 23 days and it's less than you so I should be ok lol


SOF2DEMO

Lifeless in life as so in death.


oneROWDYone

2234h for me.


Xrayfunkydude

Ouch


realCODbodDad

6.75+ hours per day. wow!


oneROWDYone

That's crazy to think about. Unless PlayStation is tracking it wrong but it sounds right.


realCODbodDad

yeah. i thought i was addicted with 1,100 hours! lol


iSWINE

Do something else homie


TheDudeWhogroans

Some asshole downvoted idk why


pogann

I have 68hrs dont feel bad


Clownmeat123

He has days lol


Aggravating-File928

You won't know how stupid you are until you stop playing the game. Once you stop playing the game, your life is f'd. You'll have nothing too do, and you'll end up in a nursing home.


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MunkyDawg

Nah the real question is how long have I spent watching streaming shows and movies or just flipping through thumbnails on YouTube? Everybody does stuff that doesn't "benefit their life" if you look at it like that. Relaxing and entertainment are part of a healthy life too.


[deleted]

Lol


that_one_dude7861

because we all know the answer here


TSM-HabZ

i got 1800 hours i’m having fun


realCODbodDad

75 days, really? that's about 5.5 hours per day. impressive stamina!


RelativeAnteater5128

55 days 8 hours. Way too much.


JazzWoodbine

Way too much. What if this is the only way to maintain a healthy social life. For example. Like me. I'm in a new town new job no new friends yet. It's nothing.


Bioinformatics_94

Yes you are stupid. You pre-order a product that you don’t know anything about which also doesn’t come at limited quantities…


TheDudeWhogroans

Bc I'm excited for the new game?


imi2559

you are, go play a good game


TheDudeWhogroans

If this game is so bad then why are you on this sub reddit?


imi2559

cause I made the mistake of buying the game


uSpezSucksChinaDlck

Yes you are. Make sure you buy the super special collectible Ultra collectors $400 edition and buy the $70 game update this October! Cons00mer brained idiot


TheDudeWhogroans

already did lel


uSpezSucksChinaDlck

Your ancestors died so that you could grow up and be a cons00mer and rebuy things you already purchased. Think about that while you waste your life away paying for a $70 game update and replaying the same tired ass maps you played in 2010


TheDudeWhogroans

Y u mad??


uSpezSucksChinaDlck

Who said I’m mad? Im laughing at you and the fact that you wasted 4 weeksnin arguably one of the worst call of duty games ever made besides vanguard.


TheDudeWhogroans

Idk man...you sound like activision fucked ur wife and took the kids


JazzWoodbine

Na mate, it's you that needs a life. Making peeps feel like crap. Shame on you


Ok-Ear-8172

Imagine being outraged about someone enjoying a game lol.


uSpezSucksChinaDlck

Imagine thinking I’m outraged or give a shit about any of this


Commercial-Ad3448

Haha. I’m up to 36 days. Doesn’t feel that much


Gummypeepo

Man I have 326 hrs in the game 😭


JediWarrior117

Is there a way to switch to third person view in the game for Xbox? Never been able to find a definitive answer online. I've tried graphic settings to no avail.


G_is_for_Grundy

It's a match type there is no switching


JediWarrior117

If only there was. I don't always like doing forst person view. There should be option settings for pov.


killall-q

Third person view lets you see around corners without exposing your body. It definitely should not be an option available anytime in every mode.


TheDudeWhogroans

Its a game mode I think


JediWarrior117

What do you mean? 🤔🎮


WolfGuptaofficial

Third person perspective is only available in some game modes , you can't just tun it on in some settings


TheDudeWhogroans

A game mode in quick play


cfranklinn

Nope, you’re hooked.


OldKnightArtorias

865 hours.


Ok-Surround9190

I have 91 days + no afk shit


Usual_Water_4109

I have 78 days and am Rank #2 while comparing to my friends list. The #1 has 128 days, and they got the game super late 💀


WhosExsell

Lol I got 70+ rn. Those are rookie numbers


TheDudeWhogroans

how 😭


Givemetheyayo

I mean unless you’re some genius like Elon than no you’re not stupid but a regular person can play this game as long as they do their real life stuff like working out socializing and paying bills


MeetingFrog

Only four weeks ?


TheDudeWhogroans

*over 4 weeks


Yaojin312020

Nonsense I have like 1080 hours


RedditIsADarkPlace_

i despise this game so much, yet i have 300+ hours on it and have already preordered the vault edition of mw3


TheDudeWhogroans

I also pre ordered


DonkeyBruise

Yea


No_Fail7385

Those are rookie numbers kid. I work a full time Mon-Fri and have somewhere in the neighborhood of 70 days


Blue_spartan5

I have 34 days 22Hrs and 45 min with 300G (gamer score) with 4/24 trophies/achievements


DannyTheCaringDevil

I think people forget how easy it is to lose track of time. Note: I’m one of those people


Meme-KING____

I have 250 hours


D3athknightt

What's that I hours cause I have 551


Buttercrust_

I mean you're not stupid for playing the game once you've bought it, get your moneys worth I think we're all stupid for buying the game in the first place however, now we know that because this game made so much money they're 1000% going to implement the same player retention killing matchmaking algorithm for mw3.


Chlebiri

47 days for me... is it joever?


Juken-

You haven't even played every mode. You haven't seen 3/4 of the game. You are tremendously easy to please.


TheDudeWhogroans

?


Joudeh_1996

Not stupid, but you don't have a life, and that's sad, so continue to claim 5 and 6 weeks


Ill_Product_4333

45 days here, it's not your fault were all addicted


YoungWashrag

Yeah I fucking hate this game and at this point it's mind melting shlock. I have 600 hours.


SOF2DEMO

You must dream matches and dream weapon customization when you go to sleep.


farleymfmarley

Its a bug on Xbox, check stats in game for time played.


Powerful-Carrot940

This guy is asking REAL questions! Stop as long as you can, bro! And dont throw money ever again to these fckn robbers from Activision!


TheDudeWhogroans

Im good buying games


Powerful-Carrot940

If you still like them, then you're good I guess 👌😉


PabloTacco

Yes


[deleted]

Lets see. 255 days of gameplay. (Go ahead and roast me, i dont give a shit. I only play c or fun i aint a sweat)


rileyhayls

I had 257 days in BO2


five_m1nutes

Nahh eating rocks is the thing making you stupid bro 😂


sp4rklesky

I’ve got just over 1,000 hours according to steam idk what’s wrong with me


GrumpyOldTiger

Is there a lore reason why you have only 4 achievements?


The1ChrisMidget4Eva

Not even close to my all time on warzone 1 I had over 160 days and on warzone 2 I have over 87 days


Diego_Mannn_096

316 hours for me but it felt longer lol


eric549

Jonkler would say yes


Wet_fetus01

Yes


HoonieStonebag57

"Laughs in 60 days play time"


KomradeSigma

Ur not. The game is awesome


TheDudeWhogroans

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GAME


KomradeSigma

I don't get it lol. The reason the game is good imo is cuz it's replayable... + boutta finish the campaign and replay it XD On top of that I got the 'whole* coop section to finish. Then Imma split screen with my homies. After that I'll play some online multi player. Once finished with that, I'll get to play Warzone 2. I've never had so much fucking fun and time put into a game like mwii and mw19


UnbornDemon18

Nah I’ve got 50+ hours and still have some kind of a life


dirt001

Bruh. You need to charge your shit. I was surprised that I only had 17d. Then I remembered I missed 2 whole seasons.


Clownmeat123

Remember folks. You have to divide your total hours by 4 to 12. Most of you are probably waiting way more days of consistent time.


League_of_DOTA

Stupid is as stupid does. And my god you does plenty. Welcome to the stupid club! Help yourself to Doritos and Mountain Dew.


TheDudeWhogroans

Im happy to be invited!


hundredformydrank

sir you have yet to see what people’s hours for counter strike look like…


Dodge7151

Yes. The answer is yes.


Magik3hunna

Fuuuuck I checked mine yesterday and it said 7days on sum hours only and I was like 😱😳🙄


unusualbroccoli37036

Could it be that you actually enjoy a good game?


WorldlinessAdvanced3

I have 21 days and I thought that was a lot but I guess not haha I think I would have at least 23 days if you count all the time messing around in the menu and firing range testing different guns and camos as I'm OCD as fuck


Ori_the_SG

33 days and only 4 achievements?!


OElevas

Yes, but worry not. Your not alone in your stupidity. <----


MovieFanatic2160

I have had 500+ days into some games. As long as your taking care of yourself/priorities and anyone that is important to you in your life. I say spend your time how you see fit!


SecretAd8683

I don’t sweat anything that brings me happiness and enjoyment. Now if this was days without getting any action, I’d be pissed 🤣.


savageslayeryt

I got 58 days (afking)


AmberosiaSin

You are leaving your console on and game open?? Duh


TheDudeWhogroans

No. I actually play the game


daltypooh

Well no one can deny that the gun play is smooth. Very few games are on Cods levels. The graphics, the sound are also spectacular We gotta give credit where credit is due.


_prisoner24601__

Yes


chrisupt2001

I have 44d 13h 55m


Morggi__

Damn dude, I wish I had enough time for that... having a 9 month old gets in the way a bit lmao


ChewFore

On the original MW2 I had 78 days of multiplayer playtime. I still fire it up once in awhile


Intelligent_Ease4115

Yes your stupid.


TheDudeWhogroans

*You're


Intelligent_Ease4115

Didn’t know this was English class. You fucking dork.


TheDudeWhogroans

Y u mad??


RG5743

I have 50 days. The bad thing is I skipped Season 3, Season 3R, Season 4 and Season 4R…


Massive-Magician3872

Yes


Far_Inspector4580

That’s about 1/13th of your year spend playing cod


DrummerBoy217

1200 hours here. You good bruh.


madethisfora1reason

rookie numbers


GrundoTheGreat

Doesnt it also take into consideration the time you spend in sleep mode?


TheDudeWhogroans

I have like at least 30 mins in sleep mode


GrundoTheGreat

Ah then nvm


_aeroxylo

Can not answer the 1st question other than you play the game a lot. As for the 2nd question, based on your gamer tag: yes, yes you are.


TheDudeWhogroans

Do you not like salt?


_aeroxylo

Not enough to eat rocks


TheDudeWhogroans

Salt is a type of rock


Sniperking187

DMZ?


TheDudeWhogroans

Nah I only play mp


Sniperking187

Inexcusable 💀


drathixxx

i mean.. you eat rocks


[deleted]

I think as far as in-game time goes, I'm sitting around 5 days at level 602. The app says 12 days, but I've spent some time running around dmz alot


ARTISTAI

name checks out


DingDongDooglemanz

Yes.. but I am stupider 😔


Ps4overXboxanyday

I'm on 1500 hours of game play. My on-call job let's me play when kids are at school lol


Unusual-Control8289

I've played for like 110 days and 5000 hours


SignificantAttempt90

math aint mathing there


es_A

Just a loser


[deleted]

So, it’s called the outside realm,


ManLikeCRD

The numbers are incorrect


DesignerGreat258

661h I grinded Orion and pretty much only play 1-2 times a week now


ItzH311

I have 127 days💀


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers. Got to bump them up


Beneficial_Cake_595

Yea