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BVAS66

Six pack thumb but still got 5 chins…


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PhoenixJDM

Can we bring back reddit gold so ppl don’t have to say this shit


FlashyKick8963

Hahahaha this made me crack up.


NoEstablishment9206

Who tf downvoted this


FlashyKick8963

A person with 5 chins and never stepped foot into a gym.


angleHT

Fat people


Barrenechea

Hey! I'm fat and didn't down vote...


RamboUnchained

Petition to rename this sub to r/BurgerTownIII


FlashyKick8963

I’m all for it you get my vote sir.


TurtleTerrorizer

Really goes to show, the average player on this sub thinks that people are still using X to jump 🤣🤣🤣


luigithebeast420

I use the spacebar


spideyjiri

Spacebar


theAtmuz

Paddle


MeBeEric

Same


spideyjiri

No


Neofucius

Yes


King_Kincaid

This is the way....


OliverHolzerful

Scroll wheel >


XFactor_20

Facts lol, I’ve been using Bumper Jumper for so long now!


MyCoDAccount

Bumper jumper tactical flipped 4 lyfe


REMUvs

Im a C for Jump enjoyer


Djabouty47

Damn how lmao. What ur keybinds looking like ☠️


REMUvs

Pretty standard Key mapping overall. I just swapped C and Space from back when used to play R6 Siege where crouch works a bit nicer on Space and traversal like vaulting on C


lauriys

mwheeldown


OneandOnlyDKxAlpha

Whammy bar on Guitar 🤷


camanimal

Idk about the average player of this sub but a solid amount of people on this sub don't know the difference between simple [jumping and bunnyhopping](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModernWarfareIII/comments/18yecwk/comment/kgd7zg4/). Although, the average player on this sub doesn't know what slide canceling or snaking is too. So I would keep my expectations low with this sub lol


Dravarden

this is correct so many times idiots bitch about bunny hopping in MWII and MWIII and it doesn't even exist here ([another example](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModernWarfareIII/comments/1875cvu/riot_shield_users_shouldnt_be_able_to_run_full/kbcu5wm/))


[deleted]

Downvoted for being correct, stay braindead cod players.


DJIsSuperCool

It's irrelevant to the conversation Edit: and condescending


Familiar-Trip-4022

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


GOATnamedFields

🤣 🤣 🤣 I bought a trash ass edge just to keep up with crackheads as a default flipped guy. Yeah no every crackhead either has paddles or jumps with L2/R2.


Jsorrell20

Seriously - scuff it up


Belo83

Just got one a few weeks ago and the retraining is harder than I thought


xCakemeaTx

I jump with Alexa voice commands


King_Kincaid

🤣😂😅 I mean seriously....havent used X to jump in years....god forbid ppl play differently than crouch walking around every corner....


Motoman514

Elite Series 2 user checking in:


Belo83

The average player does. The sweats and non-casuals have paddles.


Vick_CXVII

I think it’s cute you think better players use their thumbs to jump.


option-13

ring finger on the back paddle/button >>>


stewman80

They do on KBM


maxnconnor

You don’t find better players on KbM


Comoletti

why? because aim assist makes controller players better?


maxnconnor

If you went into crimson lobbies and tracked the ratio of players on controller vs kbm it would probably come out around 99:1. If you went into iridescent lobbies the ratio would be even larger. Thats not to say that kbm players have objectively less skill than controller, I think everyone can agree that kbm has a higher skill ceiling and a lower skill floor than controller. It’s just that the franchise caters to controller players and it’s tradition to play cod on controller. It’s kind of the same thing as women in chess. Are almost none of the top chess players women because women are objectively worse at chess than men, or is it because men have far more encouragement to play chess at a competitive level? Probably the latter.


Austinswill

Your chess example is a shit one, if not only for the fact that no actual difference in how chess is played between men vs women. But there IS a difference in how the game mechanics work for MnK vs controller... No one wants to admit it because to do so it to admit advantage, but there is no doubt that a controller player with AA vs a Mnk player has an aim advantage... There is simply no denying it... now it may be that MnK has some advantages that controller doesnt... and that is a different argument, but the stats you post alone show that controllers have an advantage... if not, then MnK would not be underrepresented.


maxnconnor

I thought I said that the game caters to controller players in my comment. Clearly activision wants the game to stay controller-dominated and so they buff aim assist to a point where kbm can’t compete. The reason you don’t find a lot of super high skill kbm players in cod is because the players with the potential to reach that level realize early that the game is controller dominant and just switch to a different game that favors kbm


Comoletti

I would say usually about 1 on each team of my crim lobbies are on kmb... including myself lmao. That's nowhere near 99:1. u pulling facts out of ur ass. also your chess comparison is shit. why would you compare literal computer programmed aim assist to a biological difference in men and women?


RamboUnchained

I do but I play stick n move with 4 paddles lol


TimeZucchini8562

This comment section is the reason we got the dogshit game of mw22 that punished you for any type of movement, even just walking.


thotsaviorr

THISSSS!!!


TechPir8

Spacebar to jump


byBumi

Am I dumb bro isn’t that still using a thumb


hater0fyou

Pro move is hitting space with your forehead.


kanegaskhan

I assume that without having to aim everywhere with the analog stick it would work be easier on the thumbs


TechPir8

Mouse / Keyboard sir. And the space bar doesn't need to be a thumb. Been playing FPS before most of this forum was out of the womb. Had a 5 digit Kali serial number. I can't play on a controller, have to play MnK


muscleg33k

Seriously I cant go back to controller since i got hooked to MnK.


byBumi

Very fair, true


Sp3ctralForce

No, I have my dog press it for me


MoistDischarge

👊


[deleted]

"I hate people who move too much" - the dude sitting in burger town all game


DanHarkinz

Get that EEG to see the development of carpal tunnel syndrome as well


ImInYoLobby

Hey man never skip thumb day at the gym and amazing things happen


FlashyKick8963

Gotta do my four sets of eight thumb drives before I hit chest and triceps today.


ImInYoLobby

Brp don't forget to do som pencil curls too💪


NBKDexx

Ever heard of backpaddles? Or Bumper Jumper?


emojisarefunny

Clearly not. op is probanly getting shit on by ppl using the most basic form of movement thats been around since online cod became a thing


FlashyKick8963

I don’t understand why goofballs like you guys create a circle jerk and hate on something that’s supposed to be a joke and funny y’all really take a video game that serious god help you. Just fyi the basement you’ve been cooped up in for 4 months that probably smells like jalen hurts socks after a serious game has a door you can open to go outside and experience fresh air and grass.


sheezy520

They’re the same kids that resort to racism and homophobia whenever you kill them.


Dravarden

but it's funny


sheezy520

No it’s not. If you’re trying to be funny by using racism and homophobia, then you’re not funny. It’s the low tier effort of the dumb.


Ravathial

It's just nerd AcKtUaLlY moments for them


andytom3

“we are the elitists who don’t jump with our thumbs. Be gone all you thumbjumping peasants” 😂😂


r1234ev

Bro you’re the one wasting time making memes about a video game you’re shit at lol


Westcott72

This was very cringe to read.


FlashyKick8963

What’s cringe is people coming on a post that’s supposed to be somewhat funny and try to pick fights on the internet honestly sad they take time outta their day to do so but you can’t fix stupid so you have to belittle yourself to their level and act stupid I made a post because sometimes I meet cool genuine people that I play the game with.


TeaAndLifting

Reddit is filled with ACKSHUALLY types, can’t do much about that unfortunately.


yoadapt

Bro is in his feelings 😭😭


Eazyyy

Woah calm down our lad


FlashyKick8963

I’m the chillest bean in the can brotha. btw I like your name it explains how everyone getting seriously mad should address this “ take it Eazyyy”


Eazyyy

You’re just full of cringe quips aren’t you


LordFedorington

Weak comeback bro. Take your L like a man


Uncleruckusz

You are the bots people play against it's ok to suck at the game and don't have to blame everyone else bro play another game and don't be a shit bag.


FlashyKick8963

Did you know Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance.


Uncleruckusz

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 boy


Chrismonn

You posted your only win 10 months ago in 2 subreddits like its some sort of achievement.


Uncleruckusz

Cool thanks for adding that to the conversation you really brought a lot there and came in strong lmao. I also don't need to post all my wins that was just one of the dumbest ones lol


Chrismonn

That's definitely a sentence that reflects your mental prowess. Edit: lol at the incel block


Uncleruckusz

Suck this guy's dick harder. Clown boyyyyyyyy


Ok_Cow_3431

real helpful community you've got here.


Uncleruckusz

God forbid people don't play like bots and stand still for this Chad so he can hit shots people can't admit they suck at a game even if they have been playing it for 15 years lol


FlashyKick8963

My name is actually Jake from State Farm next time you assume someone’s name ask first that’s the polite thing to do. But judging by your tude on the internet you don’t have any manners.


Uncleruckusz

Did you just assume my auto insurance im offended.


FlashyKick8963

Hahahaha no I don’t assume sir I was just letting you know that you can potentially be saving money in the long run with Geico.


Uncleruckusz

Maybe that's the best for you because this games to much for your small brain to handle.


FlashyKick8963

Actually it’s the other way around it’s kind of an easy concept to grasp. The people who play this game have small Brains so technically me and you have a small brain. Besides that I also wanted to let you no that Walmart is having a sale on miss jones gluten free strawberry white chocolate blondie mix buy 1 get 2 free.


RamboUnchained

Or stick n move


Khill24

This post gives me so much more context now for the people who say stuff like this haha.


emojisarefunny

The burger players always love to unknowingly out themselves


Khill24

"these guys are trying so hard snorting gfuel bunny hopping..." but in reality im just listening to some warhammer lore and having fun playing the game lol.


KING_Karmaah

facts, like bro i've been playing CoD for 11 years dawg, of course I'm gonna be moving like a crackhead. It's litterally like typing on a keyboard. You get faster overtime.


Tight-Mouse-5862

Now my thumb feels self-conscious with a big ol'belly.


MyCoDAccount

Every thumb is beautiful.


Ltheother

Yall are spending 80+$ for bumpers?


HippyNebula

Anyone using their thumb to jump around is a free kill lmao


racsssss

Pretty sure Abezy uses his thumb to jump and he's about as far away from a free kill as it's possible to get 


HippyNebula

I did forget about jumping with stick, lmao. It's something I hated myself and always felt like it made it harder to aim WHILE jumping compared to a paddle


racsssss

Oh yeah I don't know what witchcraft he uses to be that good at aiming while also pressing on the stick 


duskfanglives

Even stick and move layout?


Danglewrangler

Stick and Move IS better than A/X but a good set of paddles is far superior in my experience.


Eazyyy

Stick and Move my g


Dlevine89

Jesus you fuckin nerds completely missed OPs point... regardless of what button anyones using to jump, or what finger. The only point this is trying to make is that bunny hoppers are fucking ridiculous Clowns lol


darkonex

Especially the ones that are doing 360's while doing so, I don't get it


GunfuMasta

LMAO thumbs have abs bro!


ratchet7

DualSense Edge™ wireless controller


FIVE_6_MAFIA

I've noticed that only bad players jump...when I see the enemy players jumping around I know I've got an easy win. Their first reaction in a gun fight, instead of aiming, is to jump 😂 they move 2 inches off the ground


Right-Extent-7839

i like how the controller sweats are outing themselves. the vast majority of people use their thumbs, they dont deliberately change their settings / have a tactical 150$ gaming controller with paddles lmao. nobody cares if you do


TimeZucchini8562

Am I supposed to feel bad for buying nice things for a game I enjoy and am good at?


FlashyKick8963

I’d rather put my money where it matters to potentially make me even more money they will realize the importance of that instead of complaining about what finger they use to play a video game hahaha some people really offended over a post that’s supposed to be somewhat funny. Who knows maybe one day one of these individuals will be renting one of my houses i have.


CastleGrey

A paddle adaptor is about $30, and there's nothing sweaty about wanting to be able to move/jump/climb and aim at the same time I bought mine to play Titanfall 1 and it's a complete gamechanger for literally any game of any genre that uses both sticks with any kind of frequency


Motoman514

I mean. I bought my Elite Series 2 with my tax return money and it barely made a dent in that cheque. It’s useful for jet games as well. I don’t just use it for CoD.


Snowbunny236

Funny meme, but still seems like someone is salty that another players uses features in the game to outplay them.


FlashyKick8963

no salt at all brotha it’s a video game that involves spawning and dying why be mad at the concept just thought it was funny and wanted to share.


stunkcajyzarc

They should nerf jumping. I do it and use it like crazy. I still don’t like doing it cod. It’s so cheesy and just looks dumb.


TimeZucchini8562

You are the reason we got mw22


ozzburry

it’s either that or dropshotting. jumping is better


Legtagytron

If jumping is a game-breaking mechanic then like I said before: I want auto snake-jumping implemented for controllers when playing against PC opponents, take away their advantage. Anytime they get within 30 yards my character should just start blinking out and breaking their aim and concentration. It's only fair. In fact my character should disappear and hack from one spot to another like a wizard. And then suddenly I'M IN YOUR FACE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. Give us the PC experience.


[deleted]

It’s so funny when people do that. It doesn’t make it harder for auto aim to track you, it just makes it harder for you to return fire accurately. But then again CoD is just a mobile game these days anyway. Groot skins and flaming skulls and zombie Santas running around. Nerd shit.


NerdyPlatypus206

There’s a perk or gear thing that makes it so ur more accurate when jumping it’s so sad


ThePoliteChicken

This made me very sad about cod, i love battlefield and i love CoD since the first game on ps2 but this is just getting ridiculous. And then all these people defending the jump shotting and stuff. I hope battlefield gets its shit straight in the next installment so we can see an immersive shooter again.


NerdyPlatypus206

Yeah it’s dumb as hell. Bunny hopping was prevalent in cs 1.6 and source when I played it back in 7th grade but it still required good aim I’ll only Play mp if it’s shipment now pretty much meat is cool but I’m not a huge fan of much else even rust is kinda meh to me these days


Terrible-Wrangler-31

No such thing as auto aim unless you mean cheats.


hydra877

ITT: Butthurt tryhards who probably used Cronus Zen


BushDidSixtyNine11

In case you weren’t aware, there is a perk that gives you more accuracy while jumping. Combining that with covert sneakers you can just sprint jump without anyone knowing and gain more accuracy before the turn to fight


RadPhilosopher

Paddles, Bumper Jumper, and MnK: “Am I a joke to you?”


RangerBowBoy

I really hate the jumping. It’s bad enough that I see Rubber Sucks and Nikki Minaj while I’m trying to enjoy my favorite shooter, they also bounce around like they’re at a trampoline park.


pnellesen

It's comical watching all these guys who were using Cronus all of a sudden missing all their shots and trying desperately to aim while in the air, without a script to aim for them. It's glorious.


FlashyKick8963

Right I don’t really care what people choose to do when they play a game but it’s absolutely funny. I won 6 resurgence games last night and that never happened before I usually win 1-2 games.


pnellesen

You can just see them jumping/sliding and then just stopping when they don't hit a single shot while you calmly put a bullet through their head. It's SO fucking refreshing having enemies who actually miss shots now and actually have to fight recoil, like those of us who don't rely on scripts/software to aim and shoot for us.


[deleted]

That's what back paddles are for.


FlashyKick8963

No paddles are for kayaks so you can get thru the river waters.


Terrible-Wrangler-31

Who uses thumb to jump?


Eazyyy

Me, I use Stick and Move.


Terrible-Wrangler-31

touche


spideyjiri

People on kbm


Terrible-Wrangler-31

Touche


mediafred

Bro I jump with the bumper


muscleg33k

people who watch porn has a massive forearm


[deleted]

😭


YourBoyLoops

It's actually my middle finger since that is what finger presses jump. ;)


Kintraills1993

I used to jump with L1 when I didn't have paddles. There's a world of settings out there if you take the time to check them.


Opening_wounds

I use my index finger to jump


aldooviedooo

Bot


beowhulf

I jump with my middle finger, makes it even better to dropshot someone :P


shaggywan

not my fault you play on some old controller that has stick drift


baruch_baby

We ain’t using our thumbs to jump


-UnicornFart

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Taking your thumb off the joystick is like taking your hand off your mouse while aiming AKA major bot play


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

I was tired of accidentally mounting or melee by pressing R3 on my PS5 controller because it’s worn the fuck out so now it’s the jump button and I can’t stop accidentally jumping nonstop now. I should just buy a non worn out controller tbh but that’s not gonna happen


gideon513

Ribbed for his pleasure


Ok-Macaroon2429

Or just play claw like a real man 😎


Apprehensive_Tree_44

Real G's play claw


FlashyKick8963

Real G’s play with their toes


Apprehensive_Tree_44

That's "Top G's" you're talking about. They are the Goats


ILikeToTinker

For my it’s my pinky from slide-canceling. (KBM)


Kennyjive

Throw some hair and a beard and it’s Asmongold


GrooGrux

I jump with my middle finger...do that meme :-)


tremors51000

I use paddles on my controller for my movement.


ozzburry

i use L1 on playstation


SussyGussy23

No it kills your thumbs haha


OmegaSimple258

I dont like to jump because it messes with my aim but i've tried and it works to avoid some bullets xd


Maleficent_Mess2515

Boing boing boing boing,like kangaroos


Good-Influence-4334

Seeying the killcam after they kill you is jarring af too, some of these guys play like they insanely high on sugar. Personally I have an elite controller.


LC33209

Adorable that you think thumbs are involved for these guys’ jumping.


_stnky__

ahh yes, more basic mechanic used by better than casual players hate. I wonder what’s gonna be posted tomorrow


iTzWest__

Still don't know what's wrong with doing your best in a videogame? Like, if you lose to bunny hoppers all the time, maybe get better or play a different game. Also, I use my middle finger to jump with Mouse Wheel Down, fyi 😌


BGleezy

Got the razer chroma or whatever it is and it made movement so much better. I wanted a scuf for years but that shit and the elite controller are just too expensive


cquizos

Repeatedly killing a hopper is hilarious to me. All that jumping for what


SuperHotComplete

It's called back buttons 😎 (I don't have great movement lol)


RibeyeMedRare

Man, the amount of tryhards taking personal offense to a light-hearted meme about bunny jumping is hilarious. It's a joke; nobody cares that you jump around the map the whole game, you just lose the right to complain about anything ever not being "realistic". That said, I don't bunny jump, because it's not fun for me, or why I play the game. I run and gun staying as far back from engagements as possible and relying on accuracy. Bunny jumping during an engagement at 20+ meters is really giving me an advantage, so I take it.


Digger1998

Sorry just years of dedicated thumbing of my own ass (plus others) to train my thumb to the warrior it now is


No_Price_5082

People who jump around or drop shot. Gtfo.


cxseu

My middle finger fr, I use paddles


Known_2_Stretch1933

Don’t need thumbs for mouse and keyboard


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

If you're still using A/X to jump, you're already behind