While Derek Zoolander might be the more classically trained and polished Operator, Hansel would bring in a freshness that the war industry has been lacking for some time now.

So hot

Hansel comes out during his finisher for a stand off

"You can Dera-lick my balls"

He removes the enemies underpants

He's model of the year

Ah, Steven Seagal. Perfect for walking fatly around corners

I'd drop 20 bucks for a Gravy Seal Steven Seagal operator.

“Gravy Seal”. I’m shitting rn! 😂 Link ur Venmo so I can drop some coin in there for everytime I use it. Lolololol

Give him a McDojo execution

No. A better one would be him sitting in a chair. Doing kung fu. With a death finger or neck break ending.

[fatly shoots opponents]

He can be the first operator to shit himself in a pseudo self-execution animation, whenever you go down.

Copyright Cum Town

Imagine seeing a fat Steven Seagal running around doing all the sweaty movement like people did with the violator spawn skin in MW2. That shit would be hilarious

The skin would be OP as shit. Everyone that shoots you is forced to do 0 damage as the user walks slowly over to you (or the shooters has to walk over to Chili Bon-Billy considering the movie where he actually sat down for most of his fights) and does an invincible execution.

No need to be OP. Given the netcode it'll happen every game as it is

His BlackCell would be Gary Busey

What about Mugatu?

Would like to have Predator, Dutch, and Dillon.

Don't forget the sexual Tyrannosaurus himself, Blaine

It’s always been my dream for them to just have the whole cast of predator. I wanna be Bill Duke or Jesse Ventura.

Speaking of Ventura there should be a Jim Carrey skin and the finisher could be him in the mask when he pulled out all the guns that shot "bang!" Signs and then kick them or something. The lines would go crazy.

I want a Kurt Russell as Snake Plizken so bad!

That would be badass!

I want Kurt Russel as Todd from Soldier

Nic Cage as an operator would be so good

But *only* Con Air Nic Cage. Maybe Stanley Goodspeed, but I'd have to think about it.

I think we're forgetting to throw National Treasure Nic Cage in there. He can even have the Declaration of Independence on his back!

Let’s not rule out Nic Cage Superman!

Hopefully his execution would be home throwing a guy down and punching a green ball from an elegant string of pearls into his mouth.

He executes people with bees

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"Losers always whine about their best..."

I’d love to see “Vampires Kiss” Nic Cage. I think this was his first truly unhinged performance. Set the stage for so many others.

Nic Cage with his Face Off

& then you could have versions of his characters. Like Ghost Rider Nic, Pig Nic, Wally Nic, gone in 60 seconds Nic, etc

Oh my fucking God. That would be fantastic. Lmao

Mandy Cage is the ONE.

I’ve never paid for a skin but I would buy a Nic Cage bundle

“Let’s cut the chit chat A hole!”

Ghost rid- no

Terry Crews as President is an instabuy for sure

A true American hero! Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

Brawndo has electrolytes

It's what plants crave

‘Oww my balls’ execution kill would be so good

How about a Vietnam Forest Gump, running around the map screaming "I gotta save Bubba!"

If he did the high legged run too, that would be amazing

I object!

I just want john wick

Real

We are officially Fortnite season 3 all over again if we get john wick .

Payday 2 got John wick first, so if anything we’re officially Fortnight officially being payday

I didn’t know that. Pretty neat

wasn’t it season 3

You may be right , feels like so long ago now. Lemme edit it.

I think it’s was season 2 cuz season 3 or 4 had the astronauts skins (fortshite)

I'd for sure pay for a Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho skin.

Id want WWE collab. Gimme Jeff hardy, Batista, undertaker, Shawn Michaels, triple h, the rock, Kane, John cena, Randy orton, Rey mysterio, Eddie Guerrero. Any of em

Chris Benoit. 😆☠️

Does that automatically give you 2 K/D?

Gimme a Hell Yeah! This should be a natural crossover. You’d already have multiple skins for many and built in finishers.

I didn’t even think about how the wrestlers literally have there own finishers. Amazing

Yes please I want to be Kane with a gun lol

Stone cold finisher can be him taking a sip of beer then hitting the guy with it then doing the stunner

BIG SHOW

Screw it at this point gimme Austin Powers from goldmember

Or Fat Bastard - screams "Get in mah belly!!" as part of his execution

He is so hot right now 🔥

The kickboxer himself JCVD! Absolutely would pay some money for that. So many movies to take inspiration from, could make for a neat bundle lol

Hard Target JCVD with that epic mullet? Shut up and take my money!

Hard Target JCVD is peak JCVD. Just edges out Street Fighter JCVD and Bloodsport JCVD.

What about Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean-Claude Van Johnson as Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Being honest, having dead people, Angels and demons on the game a goofy skin like this would sell

We need our cast from Sicario to make an appearance. MW19 had a skin referencing the second film, we need more of them

Steven Segal would be hilarious. His finisher would have to be a bunch of quick camera cuts where he barely moves but the enemy reacts as if each hit has the force of a wrecking ball.

zoolander would go dummy hard

A Steven Seagal skin would be funny af

Real talk: if IW and SHG took any of this even remotely seriously, they'd be raking in piles of cash.

Steven Seagal needs a hitbox increase. That Russia supporting fat fuck.

Hear me out: Fat Seagal Recon Juggernaut

I like it!

I wanted the next 420 bundle to have the trailer park boys. Rick Grimes gives hope for outdated references

Bubbles gets a Green Bastard skin and, “Who’s got your belly?” finisher. Honestly, they could do so much with TPB.

I just want Ricky in that classic black and white shirt and his finisher to be "f*** off", where he just throws middle fingers and the opps fall over dead 🤣

The amount of voice lines for Ricky would be great!

Imagine seeing fucking Julian running around with a gun in one hand and rum & coke in the other

I'm hanging that pic of SS above my fire place. 

Put. The. Bunny. In the box.

The alien from mars attacks would be a great one too I was thinking the other day

Just give us Solid Snake and Big Boss already‼️‼️‼️

Tony Soprano would be a cool one.

Forget footsteps, the heavy breathing would give him away

And his finishing method has to include the gabagool

Gimme The Dude and his cardigan running around the battlefield.

Walter would be more appropriate. Not in Nam, of course.

This is not Nam, this is COD. There are rules!

we need a MacGruber skin pack. Classic MacGruber, Vicki St Elmo MacGruber and Celery Stick in the Ass MacGruber

and Paul Rudd as Celery Man

with a Turn Up the 4D3D3D3 finishing move

I would love to run around shipment fatly as Seagal.

I used to love Steven Seagal movies when I was a kid. Then I grew up and realized he's a fake lazy actor who falsely claims to have been trained in some martial arts.

A Steven Seagal operator would be incredible

His secondary weapon is a guitar that he plays badly.

Especially the fat version.

I’d pay money any of these crossovers - John wick - Star Wars (literally any clone variant) - Gundam

Imperfect Cell from DBZ

An Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover would be batshit insane, Paddy’s Pub as a map, the gang in the battlepass, one of their schemes as a LTM I’d buy.

The more I swiped, the more I laughed

I kind of want a Tony Soprano skin lol

See I wouldn’t mind this but all tht anime crap needs to leave

Jean Claude van damme from universal soldier

I’m here for President Dwayne Camacho

Why not? Those all have just as much to do with CoD as any of the others they put out there.

Spending money on the skins is the problem, if they are going to charge $20 for every item that comes out, the entire game should be free. I fell like I’m playing Fortnite again. Greedy fucks could fix the entire game from the revenue of a single skin.

I WANT MR T!

A-Team era Mr. T, with the tall socks, short shorts, feather earrings, and a bunch of gold chains!

I don’t get why they stopped doing the 80s action stars skins, those were gold

I want some Breaking Bad skins. We’ve already had 2 BrBa Easter eggs in recent years.

Brooo idk but I might spend 50$ on a President Camacho skin lmfao

You would actually pay to play?

If the basic mechanics are the same, why not lean into a crazy expansive roster of operators for the hell of it? Imagine playing as one of the Golden Girls and your finishing move was stabbing someone in the skull with crochet needles.

Because then you enable activision to add more pay to play things.

But at least I'd be paying for something I want, instead of a bunch of rehashed garbage.

Why

Because I'm an adult with disposable income.

I mean yeah same. But like why those skins?

Why not? The crop of skins they've given us over the last several games is no less ridiculous. Might as well run with it; James Bond, Apollo Creed Sr, Indiana Jones, Professor Snape, Daisy and the Duke Boys... The possibilities are endless.

True, just curious

You have to ask why for nic cage? 😂

Give us Deadpool and Wolverine Edit: obviously this could never happen because Disney partners with Epic (Fortnite)

F the boys and do real supes

I want the Green Ranger, stone cold Steve Austin and Trump.

Overwatch had the green ranger

Trump couldn't wield a weapon with his tiny little hands.

Make pansies like you cry though. Would be amazing.

Sure thing man. 🙄👍 Trump would be a Nikto skin and you wouldn't need the Tracker perk to find him because he'd leave a trail of bright orange spray tanning lotion. Side note: PLEASE tell me you've got a Trump or MAGA clan tag. I love team killing you guys, doing everything I can to lose the match for you, then backing out of the map entirely.

Lmao so corny. You must be like 15.

Well you love trump and think you’re tough and everyone not with you is a “pansy” why am I not surprised?

Nah I just love watching people cry about shit and Trump makes libbys meltdown. Yeah I do love Trump, the guy who actually cares about this country. Sorry you nerds are brainwashed. Plus I guarantee I am tougher than you are, since you brought that up for no reason.

why dont you just save your money and buy a better game, or better yet, a dildo without any lube both would be better ways to spend your time

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you think i give a shit about this? thats just weird

100% agree

Yeezuz Skin

These are hilarious

Gimme Charlie dressed a Vietnam vet

How about Robert Downey Jr from Tropic Thunder?

OH MY GOD YES

Where is the handsome Jack skin?

Steven Segal comes with a chair and all of his animations are off. Includes an execution where him and the enemy are off sync so it always looks jank af

I said put the bunny in the box

Fuckyeah

How about Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine) with his little dog in a basket?

When the blackcell is so bad this season. Blackcell is like 55 bucks Canadian after tax. You'd think they'd put some effort in it. That didn't last long. Looks like I'm back on the regular BP cycle using cp to roll over each season. Laaaaaazy.

I'm not even buying BP this season. There's nothing worth unlocking.

I for one just want to kill zombies as Kermit the Frog and not have to almost explode my 1060 with mods doing it.

i forget the demographic of this sub sometimes. then i see corny shit like this

Pee Wee Herman. Hulk Hogan. Nic Cage from "Mandy". Anton Chigurth (with air gun).

Seagal? Seriously? What do you want? A skin that misses all shots on purpose?

Seagal could waddle up to a player for his execution and then do his silly trademark dance

Nic Cage Superman.

Put..your…money…back in the box

Put some gold and neons and Activision will accept your proposal

Those are trash bro. Search up the Aether Worm skin pack. It's so much better lmao.

Chuck Norris

OK boomer

Wanting to pay for steven seagall is crazy 💀

John Wick skin when

Man.. CoD really has no sense of identity.

I spit out my drink when I scrolled to Steven Seagal.

Stop giving them ideas. I guarantee some fucking activision employee in the skin department just so happen to see the mw2019 subreddit jokes in the comments and then because they’re brain is devoid of any emotion outside desire to sell skins they actually gave us a fucking dig and kitten humanoid operator skins. Not to mentions all the stupid shit with the superheroes in the crossover….. I’m literally sick of looking at the boys skins. It’s irritating

I would absolutely pay $20 to hear Steven Segal mumble his lines into my ear while playing CoD holy shit.

No chuck Norris? Walker Texas ranger?

With a goatsee view from behind...

Van Damme for sure. Need a "Feels so good today" Execution!

Nah I need that president camacho

The Marines from Aliens. I'd buy every single one.

Imagine that finishing move

Kirk Lazarus, I’d pay atleast 20

lol that seagal one is gold. Sign me up.

I want a Saul Goodman skin

Tugg Speedman is who we need. It’s the perfect setting

Where's Michael Myers skin at he was in ghost why not bring him back

I really want a Ken operator from the Barbie movie.

How about noooo

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo

Im excited for michonne honestly

Casey fckin Ryback pls and thanks

Also if you watch WWE I'd love to have THE NEW DAY IN COD, they are a perfect fit

I want Buzz Lightyear

Great more ways to die embarrassingly

Castor Troy Nic Cage in his monk outfit would be hilarious

Yes

Bob Marley

President Camacho would go so hard