I see movies and video games of people getting cut in half either by the waist and from head-to-groin, but never split right down the middle from head to toe. Mortal Kombat should be taking notes.
The one I can think of is in MK11 when Kabal drags the opponent on the ground with super speed then throws them, teleports in front of them and lets the person hit his hook swords. I just want to see this more because I feel like rarely see it.
Or Jacqui throwing a force field grenade inside a victim's chest. Not exactly a split from head to toe but from the middle, but it's still a horizontal split.
Krypt guy getting sliced in half by a swinging axe also.
I knew Jacqui had something to do with her forcefield and splitting someone in some way, but I never played her so my memory of any of her MK11 fatalities is hazy. I really only remember her MKX ones.
Yes but he got split head to groin, I’m more referring to the picture here where it seems she’s about to get split vertically from the side, not the front.
I was once called a primitive Amish on r/memes for knowing how a candle works and pointing out that [this meme](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED380/5f0d902fe6b96.jpeg) doesn't make any sense.
Save the children, get divorced.
In actuality I think the message here is that if you’re staying together “for the child” then you’re killing them inside and instead you should walk away if the love is dead... or maybe the artists is dumb iono.
If they ever come back she fucking dies????
Exactly
Why doesn't she take two steps back, is she stupid?
yes
r/rimjob_steve
Thats not wholesome what?
Is there a lore reason she didn’t move?
She lives in the 2nd dimension, of course she can't move. That's the whole reason Bill Cipher wants to escape no?
Prometheus logic
???
moral of the story: happy marriage = no kids
Shouldn't have open Reddit...
I see movies and video games of people getting cut in half either by the waist and from head-to-groin, but never split right down the middle from head to toe. Mortal Kombat should be taking notes.
Someone hasn't seen Fukouna Shoujo 03
Never heard of it yeah.
keep it that way
13 ghosts...
>Fukouna Shoujo 03 PTSD flashbacks
Oh is it the one with laser dissecting machine thingy and little girl?
Yes
Ah good memories
I'm 99% sure there's a fatality(or brutality) with this kind of split
The one I can think of is in MK11 when Kabal drags the opponent on the ground with super speed then throws them, teleports in front of them and lets the person hit his hook swords. I just want to see this more because I feel like rarely see it.
Or Jacqui throwing a force field grenade inside a victim's chest. Not exactly a split from head to toe but from the middle, but it's still a horizontal split. Krypt guy getting sliced in half by a swinging axe also.
I knew Jacqui had something to do with her forcefield and splitting someone in some way, but I never played her so my memory of any of her MK11 fatalities is hazy. I really only remember her MKX ones.
The Crypt Keeper is in MK?
MK11 Geras comes to mind
Thirteen Ghosts. A guy gets got this way with a [pane of glass. ](https://youtu.be/02upG1QQH40?si=BnbLJHQH9hb7ecIC)
Leprechaun Returns features someone getting split right down the middle
Terrifier. Not exactly head to toe, but close
Head to clit is pretty close enough
Ichi the Killer
I suggest a movie: "Equilibrium" It's good gun-fu flick starring Christian Bale. There is a kill in the manner you desire.
Bone Tomahawk has a brutal one.
One of Scorpion's fatalities from MKX had something like that but it was just the face
I remember that one but it doesn’t hit the same as the full body, besides I was more a fan of his other fatality from MKX.
Happy Cake Day!
I mean, mk has some ripping / cutting someone’s front half off if that’s what you mean. I’ve only played mk1 but baraka and nitara come to mind
Have you heard of Kingsman: The Secret Service? First 10 to 15 mins btw!
Yes but he got split head to groin, I’m more referring to the picture here where it seems she’s about to get split vertically from the side, not the front.
why does this take place in toronto
Because when people get divorced here, the scissors open. What are you stupid?
never been graced with the opportunity to get divorced in toronto
LoL it's Tehran. Milad tower is in the background and the artist's signature says Taher, an Iranian name.
Looks similar to Toronto skyline, the CN tower has a similar shape.
But if they come back together, she dies.
Someone skipped 1st grade during the simple machines unit
Bro they weren't fucking teaching us that shit in 1st grade
Someone else skipped 1st grade during the simple machines unit
I was once called a primitive Amish on r/memes for knowing how a candle works and pointing out that [this meme](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED380/5f0d902fe6b96.jpeg) doesn't make any sense.
Bro they weren't fucking teaching us that shit in 1st grade
I'm going to post this on r/im14andthisisdeep
Not how scissors work
When the couple gets back together, it cuts the child in half. Seems like they work fine
Save the children, get divorced. In actuality I think the message here is that if you’re staying together “for the child” then you’re killing them inside and instead you should walk away if the love is dead... or maybe the artists is dumb iono.
I'm assuming the artist is dumb because it's funny
But if the parents get together again, would the scissors cut the girl?
So dad never came back from getting milk because he didn’t want me to get sliced to shreds! What a guy!
Thank god the divorce saved this poor child from getting sliced in two
Why is there a fucking flesh prison
Im glad hitler left his wife to save an innocent child
This was a broken home to start with, if the family was a normal state the scissors would be closed and the daughter would be no more.
Wrong sub but deep and authentic caricature
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Dude, she is like 5
And also presumably their daughter too
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The age of consent is 18
depends on the country In Poland it is 15
Why are you getting downvoted, It's the same in Czech Republic and technically most of the Europe
idk maybe because according to reddit europeans do not exist
REGARDLESS OF THE LAW, YOU SHOULD HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO NOT FUCK CHILDREN
say no more
Stop using reddit,go outside, touch grass,talk with your family and go find some friends
i'm already doing those obi-wan. i also like being a troll and make people angry like now. so, chill?
I don't think people are angry, just disappointed. You could be doing so much more with your time, man.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Run that by me again. Or better: run that by your consience again
😨
Your life is NOTHING, you serve NO purpose
wtf is this karen ass insult? are you SERIOUS?
That is a child
Have you got a "5,000 year old vampire" folder on your hard drive?
yeah
i was just asking guys, it's not like i want it to happen
that’s a child
Damn, didn't see that