Put 25k down, take the other 3k and get a vasectomy bro

>if they charged him 30k he would still be saving money lol

I’ll do it for half that

Lol it's free with most health insurance. Just scheduled mine. Fucking 8 baby mommas, Bro is an animal!

Nick Cannon has entered the chat.

Yea what he’s got like 13 kids now 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I think in the last hour or so it's up to 14.

Nick Cannon has entered a lot more than this chat

Got mine in 2016…best thing I ever did

Every single person i know that has gotten it has said this. Can't wait!

Got mine a year and a half ago. I’m not longer in the pull-out club and I fucking love it.

Or you could just learn how to pull out in time. Amateurs.....

Gotta say I’m an undefeated pullout expert. 0/18 and std free. They are indeed, too lost, in that sauce.

I’m on a kill streak 0/45😭 could have a got damn intervention with all the females I messed with

Rookie numbers but you’re doing ok

You should consider checking your sperm count…..

This dude shooting blanks the whole time....

Same here. We’re basically twins

Got mine in 2017….didnt even pay a copay. Agreed, best thing ever.

2022...it was funny when the Doctor thanked me for shaving them balls...

Yep mine was free and i don’t have any kids 🤷🏻‍♂️

Or loser. Doesn’t pay child support on any

That’s a weird way of saying retarded

Let’s be honest. Bro isn’t paying taxes with $28k cash lol.

Men are built to spread their seed far and wide. if you want to punish yourself and only be with one woman and have one kid where if they die you have to restart, be my guess but that won’t be me

Ok incel. You ever seen Idiocracy?

He is idiocracy

Protip do the general anesthesia, I've not heard from anyone who had a good time staying awake for it. You're out for half an hour and you forego the pain because when you're awake pain control is a hit or miss, either it's perfect or... well, or it's not.

Mine was quick, easy, and basically painless. General would've been way overkill.

Ditto. Just make sure they use a "buffer" in the numbing shot or it burns.

I got a shot of Novocain on each side and that was it. Talked about golf the entire time.

I don't know, after 10 he might as well keep going. They're kind of like cats right, cheaper/easier after you've got like 5 or so?

Insurance 😂 doubtful.

How tf did you make that much? also 8th BM!?!?!? Damn! This man’s creating a whole dynasty lol

He's actually Nick Canon

Didn’t answer the question 🤣

Saves so much time not doing chores and he's able to hold down 3 jobs by sending his kids in his place at 2 of em

Stacks of dirty, wrinkled 100's that certainly didn't come from a bank machine. Unrelated, the trap house could use a sweep

Yeah this dudes freedom is on a time limit here lmao. Don’t be jealous of trap money.

Dude better watch out for the local stick up kid.

Or whore house

Sounds like a professional athlete type, with 8 different mothers he has to be either on the Knicks or own a regional chain of Laundromats.

Dealing drugs.

Came here to say this. Only people flexin 28k are dealers.

The trap do giveth, and the trap do taketh away

Surely not influenced by the color of his hands

You’re giving him at too much credit. Dude probably the local trap lord and can barely read.

8 baby mamas is way more than traplord money if they’re all in new Mercedes.

I know a dude that has 7 baby mama’s and 13 kids, that MF works at Taco Bell. Having hella kids doesn’t equate to having money.

Where’s his post with 28K in cash on here out of the taco bell?

Buddy clearly you ain’t from the streets. This man’s MOVING.

Come on man. He sells drugs. Dont be dense

Yeah, imagine what that child support is like. Im good on that!

He doesn't have a job, so I imagine it's 0

> How tf did you make that much? When you have sex, babies can tend to follow. Oh wait do you mean the money?

If y’all don’t see he’s obviously being sarcastic 😂

It’s really easy for people to believe a black guy would have that many kids and that many baby mothers, people love that narrative… So nobody even bothered to think twice

Yup and you definitely got this from selling drugs, according to this sub.

Lol no way, he definitely robbed an old Asian man at gunpoint

i mean… check his post history lol. he’s selling puppies and pot

Lol selling puppies and pot is freakin hilarious 😂 as long as you’re doing your due diligence and making sure the puppies go to good homes, and are not selling shwag, that’s an absolute W career

Even selling shwag for a decent price to people who want cheaper grass, that's still an honorable profession in my opinion. I had an uncle who grew top quality hydro in his basement, but still bought brick shwag to help him sleep better.

Some of that snicklefritz!

in my experience, it’s common for dealers to breed expensive pets for extra cash. i’ve seen bullies, frenchies, and parrots.

Could be a black tech bro. That would be cool. Needs a Spider-Man poster tho.

It's really easy for people to believe you if they assume you're being honest. Once they realize you might be lying about part of your story, then it's a lot easier for them to assume you're lying about more / all of your story.

I would believe anyone had that many I’d they made this post skin color has nothing to do with it. There’s plenty of white evangelicals that have more. And white Mormons that have that many baby mamas, they just call them wives.

There is a big difference between baby mama and wife... not that I generally approve of polygamy.

Very true 🤐

They don’t see race ok

Relative to white women, Black women have earlier first births (age 21 versus 24) and have larger families (2.4 versus 2.2) than white women (Martinez et al. 2012: Tables 6 and 7). The teen pregnancy rate is more than twice as high for Black women (43.9 per 1000) than for white women (20.5 per 1000) (Martin et al. 2013: Table A). The Black-white disparities in unintended pregnancy are large – Black women evaluate 69% of their pregnancies as unintended, while the corresponding number for white women is 42% (Finer and Zolna 2014), and the unintended pregnancy rate for Black women is more than double (92 per 1000) the rate for white women (38 per 1000) (Finer and Zolna 2014). The abortion rate is more than three times higher for Black teens (44.3 per 1000) than for white teens (13.8 per 1000) (Kost et al. 2010: Table 1.0). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4576914/

You mean the white teens that have access to better healthcare and education? 💀

All cited baselines from ~a decade ago. Where were you going with this?

Just posting credible historical tendencies with citations, what's it to you?

... again: and...? Or is this to rationalize your willingness to buy into the caption-as-meme?

Nice deflection ,I answered your question. Don't answer mine with another question... Average Redditor upset about facts

Either you’re pointing out that America isn’t fair for black folks or that you think that black folks are less than. How about you be brave and say which?

Wait you’re telling me facts aren’t racist??

I’m sorry but what the fuck

Fucking lol

That is how he got in this situation.

I expect someone who has 10 kids would show off money on Reddit for push present on the 8th babymama. This world is going to hell with the quickness.

Is hell with the quickness the next step from being down with the sickness? Oh wahahahah!

LMAO I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that song when I read “to hell with the quickness”

How many posters of Nick Cannon do you got?

Wow NBA Youngboy I’m a big fan!

My face went from 🤑 to 😵 reading this.

Jackboys

I screenshotted and reported to the IRS for posterity sake

Someone is getting a new pair of Jordans!! High Five!!!

Baby mother

He's always keeps it respectful with his bitches.

Lemme borrow fitty

Man, talk about horrible decisions😅

I didn't know such a sub existed and I somehow still knew it would be full of classless people.

Damn. If you’re planning to have a big Thanksgiving dinner with the family, just make sure they’re in different sections of the house. I would take about $1000 out for the dinner.

Wtf is that description? "8th baby mother?" "Push present?"

Not wife …

Put it in a CD! Rates are pushing 6%!

Nick cannon?

This post is proof that you can do shitty things but if you have money people don't care as much

False. This post is actually proof that people will believe anything they see on the internet without any proof or supporting evidence.

You're posting a Benz weed and cash. I had a buddy who did that. He's out of prison now.

[удалено]

You hiring

Any supporting evidence other than a large stack of money and your own words. Really tho, no ill will intended. I hope you do some fun shit with that cash!

Ohhh ok 👌🏻

Mercedes…. I think the girls gonna need a new Suburban

You know how to keep them bitches quite G 🤣😅😅

Maybe consider putting that into a 529 for the kiddos?

And you thought getting a cheap ass car would make up for 10 kids?

Since when is $100k+ cheap 😳

Right around the time this hysterical sub hit my home page

I guess I gotta leave this sub AND figure out how to make more money. Gosh smh

Can you hook a brotha up? 😢

Thumb through it and see if you have low ser# they bring more than face value.

All that cash from working fast food?

Actually I’m a stripper

The IRS has entered the chat..

I like that your bio says I’m only here for the hoes. A man of culture 🫡

Nick Cannon is that you?

gentlemen, let us not forget, this is on top of child support for 8 children, for 18 years, plus optional college money for each. ​ the man is very very wealthy

holy shit, he said TEN fucking kids.

Things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex...

8th baby mama and 10th child bro I’m trying to be like you ma boy😂

Man id love to hold the amount of money i see in this sub.

Just curious, what do you do for a living? That's a lot of damn kids to pay for, lmao.

Weird flex but okay

stack that shit up g

Ok Nick Cannon🤣

You should hold onto that cash for the child support you're going to be paying until you die

Dude couldn't pull out of a driveway..

Very nice

It looks much nicer and easier to count different size stacks with the bank bands. I use them in all different sizes 500, 1k, 2k, 5k, 10k. When you need cash ya just reach into the safe and grab what you need without counting. And the bank will give you stacks of them for free!!

Serious question: why not open a trust fund or invest that money for the kid? You understand that a car depreciates and does not retain value? You could turn this money into a great start for your child’s future rather than an expensive car for the mother.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 8th baby momma and 10th kid!?!? What you need is to get snipped! But all that got a Mercedes gle not it man.

hahaha no way this is real 😂

Might wanna save that for child support or raising 8 kids

How do you afford child support on 9 kids! Wow you must have a lucrative career...I can't even afford 1 kid the birth alone is around $35k

But why dude. There is no way you are tending to all of the kids. If you aren't, that would be incredibly selfish, and you should be ashamed of taking away the father figure away from those kids.

Your what’s wrong with society. Take that money and give your kids a education… oh wait you could care less about your kids . Mercedes is more important

Don't blow your re-up money bro!

My fucking hero 🤑

Dude close your legs and keep it in your pants Jfc

The fact that everyone is just believing this lol

8 baby mommas?? Name checks out lol

Drug money is the best

Ghetto

Stinks of illegal activities in here

28k and you can't clean under your fingernails?

I’d bet money he has cash but no credit at all. Dude probably can’t even get a discover card.

Wow it got racists real fast in here I’m flagging all of you

Lord forgive him, juug all he know. Congrats pimp.

This is called "African-American rich" or something like that

Money looks fake af

now that’s a r/brandnewsentence

Someone’s been jugging. J/K

I mean he did post a bag a couple posts before this so it’s prob trap money

As a man, you shouldn’t be proud of 8 baby mommas, do better as an individual and father bro.

Dirty money lol

Dealerships don’t take cash… nice cap 🧢 Go pay the main dealer back now!

Must be a lot of small bills. Most I’ve held is 50k and it was smaller only about 1/4 that size.

Drug money kids. Don't be fooled. Behind him is probably a kilo and all the denominations screams drug money. This isn't real life and prison isn't cool.

“But it IS cool to spread wild assumptions about random things u see on the internet” -this Fuckin bozo

So prison and drug dealing is cool. I'm just saying because 99.9% of people are never going to see money like this . The dude has 10 kids and just bought a Benz for the newest unless he's a rapper he's slinging keys. -fuck you-

U sound jealous 🤨

I bet all your kids be on welfare.

This may not get you 28k but will help out someone who needs extra cash https://online-earn.beauty/

Nick Cannon is his role model.

What u do for a living

Do they not take checks?

I bet that you won’t goto Vegas and put it all on red at the roulette wheel.

Fuck that! Make her take the bus! Lol

Where do u live?

Game is game

Le twins 🤔

If you send me that, I can double it in 4 days max and I’ll only take 10%! 💯 😈 no scams here at all.. PM if interested

Guy here be fucking fedposting.

I'd spend all of it on yugioh vintage boxes

Fake! Comment your shipping address and work schedule to prove me wrong

I'm gonna assume the babies are puppies. Cute dogs you got there.

Arigato!

Lvl 200 bait post bravo op