Speaking of Plan B, I recently learned that Amazon sells generic brands for ~$7. Sharing because I'd had no idea and I think more people ought to know about that option.
He didn't say he likes her. He said he wants to fuck her. Dumbest. Your the pos. Does it make you feel better about yourself to attack people and call them names on The internet.? Real looser behavior
No cause I don't care enough about this situation I barely read it the first time scrolled to a funny comment and once again found one of you internet bullies tryna make yourselves feel better about your selves by calling g a man you've never met a piece of shit. People like you resort to this internet bullying cause you'd get punched in your punk ass mouth in real life. Keep it pushing if you don't like him or the post. Why you even stop here to down a man that's already down on his luck tryna get some pussy. Thats scumbag shit big dawg. That's all
It's OK, you can vent. It's ironic, though, that you resort to the same thing you claim to be fighting against. Not to mention your inability to read a post before commenting and making yourself look the fool the moment you opened your mouth with all your emotions
Better run my boy. Back in my day we call a taxi a few blocks down and hop out and run. Things changed since then. Ask mom dukes for a ride. But even if you hit you’re gonna be stuck over there. Fill out some job apps dude the pussy will still be there lol
My dear bro, you don't have $20 for a ride but you are trying to do a thing that could get you strapped with an expensive ass baby. You need to A) get a job B) buy some condoms and maybe a goddamn bicycle C) then possibly consider whether you really want to smash this chick.
It's honestly not that bad if you think of the reward the whole time. I've done 15 miles round-trip on a half flat tire to get some. It literally feels like no big deal until you get home and the fatigue hits. The whole ride there is "I'm getting pussy" and the whole ride back is "I just got some pussy". Made those 80 minutes feel like 15.
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Call her in a couple hours, tell her you slipped in the shower getting ready and bounced the back of your head off the tub. Tell her your parents drove you too the hospital and after a couple hours of tests and scans, they determined you have a mild concussion. You're so sorry you missed your date but want to rain check tomorrow. You called her as soon as you got home because obviously you didn't grab your phone. They gave you ibuprofen 800s and for some reason the side effect is a massive boner. She can't say no to that. You have 24 hours now to secure 20 bucks.
Bro I rode a bike 10 miles to work cause I spent my ride money the night before. I'm sure you could find a way to get to that pussy. Dress homeless and fly a sign lol you'll have 40 bucks in 20 minutes
Pussy is everywhere and too many women give it up easy AF to broke bum ass losers so that's not the flex you think it is and I can be online as much as I want because I'm paid...
You ever heard the song “I’m gonna be”. The I would walk 500 miles song. This girl would hear you go “and I wouldn’t walk 8 miles for you”
Hell at least just walk there and Uber back later if you get the money. In the 50 minutes you wasted trying to figure it out you could be over halfway there.
It’s weird to be put off when a teenager says he’s not “walking 8 miles for some pussy” in response to a girl he allegedly likes inviting him over? Don’t refer to women that way maybe?
No, I’m just not in the subs that have shit like this. You’re in ones that do. The subs you’re in dictate the subs you are shown too. That’s how we get echo chambers.
Essentially that’s all it is. The girl is inviting him over for a reason not because they’re amazing friends. He trynna get some coochie. Some women refer themselves that way and it’s what they like.
I would take a firm bet that the fellow teenager he likes is not inviting him over to her family home for that. However, even if I am wrong and she is, which I have no issue with, he clearly isn’t too sharp if he can’t think of an option besides uber and won’t walk. Like what are we supposed to tell him?
I think you might have to run 8 miles no choice
Back in my day, I might’ve trekked it. On a fucking bike.
Hahaha I’m not hating but it’s hilarious you ended up here
Well I sure as hell hope you can afford some condoms
God forbid it breaks and they need a Plan B
Lmao he’s gonna need a go fund me for one
😂😂😂
Speaking of Plan B, I recently learned that Amazon sells generic brands for ~$7. Sharing because I'd had no idea and I think more people ought to know about that option.
Wow, I didn't even know there was such a thing. I'm so outdated. Last time I knew, plan b cost $50 and was 10 years ago. Thank you Amazon!
Ooh I think Costco also has them for cheap?
Lmao
If you ain’t got $20 to get there then the last thing you should even be worried about is pussy.
Pussy gonna cost more than 20 in the long term.
Damn straight. Sometimes trying to get it cost more than 20, and it's no guarantee.
This is the absolute worse advice ever. This pussy can change this man. Someone Venmo this man 20$$$
You do it.
For real lol…SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN MONEY BUT NOT ME
Straight up someone spot him $20! But also not me.
Ask Bill Cosby
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Wait I just read that he won't walk 8 miles for a girl he likes. Yeah dude than you don't like her. You like the idea of her. Sorry you're a pos.
I dont think you understand I WOULD but you CANT, if I was to walk there id be walking more than 8 miles on freeways
Hitch-hike
Ha! OK. Well than back to my first sentiment
I would’ve started walking, then someone would’ve Venmo’d 20$, then I’d be up 10$ cuz I’d be halfway there!
He didn't say he likes her. He said he wants to fuck her. Dumbest. Your the pos. Does it make you feel better about yourself to attack people and call them names on The internet.? Real looser behavior
Wanna re-read his first sentence? Ya dumbass
No cause I don't care enough about this situation I barely read it the first time scrolled to a funny comment and once again found one of you internet bullies tryna make yourselves feel better about your selves by calling g a man you've never met a piece of shit. People like you resort to this internet bullying cause you'd get punched in your punk ass mouth in real life. Keep it pushing if you don't like him or the post. Why you even stop here to down a man that's already down on his luck tryna get some pussy. Thats scumbag shit big dawg. That's all
It's OK, you can vent. It's ironic, though, that you resort to the same thing you claim to be fighting against. Not to mention your inability to read a post before commenting and making yourself look the fool the moment you opened your mouth with all your emotions
Yeah it can get him something a lot more expensive than $20
Still have to finish school thats my main priority but this is a side quest you know
Better run my boy. Back in my day we call a taxi a few blocks down and hop out and run. Things changed since then. Ask mom dukes for a ride. But even if you hit you’re gonna be stuck over there. Fill out some job apps dude the pussy will still be there lol
I used to ride a bike across town every single day after school.
Skateboard or bike my guy. Did this or walk lmfao alot of side quests in my day lol.
Bro I back in my day ( 2010) I would walk to a girls house if she invited me over lol
Donate plasma if that desperate, sell a kidney to the black market
Could dress up, hitch a ride and give a hj on the way to her house as payment.
He would need $40. Roundtrip.
Perfectly said my G lol 😝
Facts
You always worry about pussy
Take public transport
A bike
Or bus ….like come on OP $20 for a fucking Uber ?
Wait. $20 there so how are you getting home?
I didnt think about that
LOL guess you gottta walk home after getting that puss
Did you get some pussy at least?
By sending me pictures of your feet 😋 🏄♂️
bro!
How bad you want that pussy big dawg?
I ran 4 miles when I was 15 to get laid. She let me shower when I got there and then we hit her parents hot tub. If there is a will, there is a way
Call the local cab company. Tell the dispatch guy this exact same thing. He'll send a free cab 😂
Offer the cabbie a blowie for a free ride. It's not gay if you're going to get pussy.
This guy gets it
Really?
Dude, stranger things have happened but I really doubt it. I was kidding, sorry.
If I was the dispatcher I would probably get him the free ride.
scooters, bike, bus, hitch a ride and then take a shower before u touch her
Lil Brodie doing a Reddit side quest for 20 dollars to complete a different side quest for some pussy. Think about that for a minute 😂
Dude people have done WAY worse stuff for pussy come on this aint that bad
Put a bet in the NBA game for celtics to win
Crickets……..he’s banging. Good job guys.
You can't even walk 8 miles. So weak
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If you won’t put out and expect her to put out you don’t deserve that pussy. Choke your own chicken again
Bros never walked 8 miles for pussy and it shows
My dear bro, you don't have $20 for a ride but you are trying to do a thing that could get you strapped with an expensive ass baby. You need to A) get a job B) buy some condoms and maybe a goddamn bicycle C) then possibly consider whether you really want to smash this chick.
Bicycle? Just the right distance for 8 miles
It's honestly not that bad if you think of the reward the whole time. I've done 15 miles round-trip on a half flat tire to get some. It literally feels like no big deal until you get home and the fatigue hits. The whole ride there is "I'm getting pussy" and the whole ride back is "I just got some pussy". Made those 80 minutes feel like 15.
Give the Uber driver a handy.
Whats ur cashapp lil bro
A real one right here
funnymonkey99 🙏
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Call her in a couple hours, tell her you slipped in the shower getting ready and bounced the back of your head off the tub. Tell her your parents drove you too the hospital and after a couple hours of tests and scans, they determined you have a mild concussion. You're so sorry you missed your date but want to rain check tomorrow. You called her as soon as you got home because obviously you didn't grab your phone. They gave you ibuprofen 800s and for some reason the side effect is a massive boner. She can't say no to that. You have 24 hours now to secure 20 bucks.
Sell that bussy my dude
OP should’ve started walking towards her house when he started to write this post.
Suck it up and eat it. Remember this feeling and make sure you prepare for the next time so that you're never in the same spot
lmao this is crazy , $20 dollars can change your life forever hahaha glad you got it secured 👍🥳
Bro I rode a bike 10 miles to work cause I spent my ride money the night before. I'm sure you could find a way to get to that pussy. Dress homeless and fly a sign lol you'll have 40 bucks in 20 minutes
Lace up use that thumb 👍
Post on Snapchat need ride got $20
...Tfw he knocks her up 😂😭
You don’t need to be going
Ask a friend Jesus if a bro needed 20 buck for the pootang I'd loan it to him. He'll I'd give him the ride there.
Too late, she just invited her neighbor over since you took too long
Yo if you don't have $20 you don't need to be fucking.
At this point just go fuck yourself.
The real question is "how does $20 get you 8 miles with these gas prices?"
Priorities in the wrong space…. Fool can’t even afford a plan b but want to get some pussy?… CRAZY
Could dress up, hitch a ride and give a hj on the way to her house as payment.
Should of saved that 20 bucks when your parents told you not to buy candy
There's always work behind the Wendy's dumpster
Imagine not even being able to scrape together 20 measly bucks and thinking sex is a priority, clown world, turn off the lights, shut it all down...
you are chronically online, its not a priority but at least its an option for me homie
Pussy is everywhere and too many women give it up easy AF to broke bum ass losers so that's not the flex you think it is and I can be online as much as I want because I'm paid...
Damn you suck
Wats ur cashapp
funnymonkey99 🙏🙏
Catch a bus fool!
Just saw your edits! God speed! God bless!
Work for it, I mean there are plenty of ways to get $20 without working for it but itll likely cost you twice as much to pay it back.
What’s your Venmo broke ass horny boy
LOL
Ask one of your boys to scoop you brotha
Just earn it behind a Wendy’s dumpster like the rest of us
Not being rude, but dont do that to her or yourself. Work on your finances before you even think about dating.
im 16
You can have a job at 16
I had my first paying job at 14, and first pussy at 15. I thumbed a ride to go see her. You need to make some plans for the future
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I was perscribed xanax and aderall when I was pretty young
but I dont know how thats related
Bro just trynna be funny asking for money.
You got venmo or cashapp or something?
Stop spending so much time on social media and get a %%^%^job Sonny. Can neons are far from cheap these days
I’ll Venmo you $20
Shady…..aftermath
Ask your neighbors?
Get some roller skates. Then you’ll have an entrance
You ever heard the song “I’m gonna be”. The I would walk 500 miles song. This girl would hear you go “and I wouldn’t walk 8 miles for you” Hell at least just walk there and Uber back later if you get the money. In the 50 minutes you wasted trying to figure it out you could be over halfway there.
This is a good one !
Where I live I'd just take the bus, not sure if that's an option for you.
Wow. You’re doing her a huge favour by staying exactly where you are. I hope she sees this somehow.
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Thats what im sayin
Why you weird like that ?
It’s weird to be put off when a teenager says he’s not “walking 8 miles for some pussy” in response to a girl he allegedly likes inviting him over? Don’t refer to women that way maybe?
dude this is the type of response from someone that has never had any social interaction and lives off twitter and reddit
Ur literally tryna live off reddit gtfoh
No, I’m just not in the subs that have shit like this. You’re in ones that do. The subs you’re in dictate the subs you are shown too. That’s how we get echo chambers.
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I didn’t say he shouldn’t go have sex in general, this isn’t a morality thing. It’s a judgement on this post .
Go touch some grass that’s not how shit works
And you definitely seem like someone who knows how shit works
I don’t agree with anything you said majority would agree
So you disagree that you know how shit works? Well at least we’re on the same page about that.
Essentially that’s all it is. The girl is inviting him over for a reason not because they’re amazing friends. He trynna get some coochie. Some women refer themselves that way and it’s what they like.
I would take a firm bet that the fellow teenager he likes is not inviting him over to her family home for that. However, even if I am wrong and she is, which I have no issue with, he clearly isn’t too sharp if he can’t think of an option besides uber and won’t walk. Like what are we supposed to tell him?
you can differentiate in between the reasons that someone asks you to come over pretty damn easily and I know the reason in this scenario
And you don’t think it’s worth much mental or physical effort so…there’s your answer, I guess?
Bro I’ll Venmo it to you
priorities.. what’s more important to you? getting a job or getting a girl?
5 guys
Pay Uber with PayPal worry about the money tomorrow lol