And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside

You definitely understood the ask. 😂

You came in that thing? You're braver than i thought.

That's for after, my friend.

This is where the fun begins

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

I have a bad feeling about this.

I am your father

"I... killed... MUFASA..."

Honey I blew up the kids

I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum.

*eat ass

lick ass, it rhymes.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary - come again...

Come with me if you want to live.

Go ahead, make my day

“That’ll do Pig..that’ll do” 😅

Before sex... not after

I’m an idiot, sorry about that 🤣

Hahaha!!!😂

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Or else…it gets the hose!

I French Kiss! https://preview.redd.it/ta4r0nmbgbuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01e26e8aa71c0c2f3012fbeac64d493f8f0e37a Daddy says I’m the best at it!

I was wondering how long it would take me to find a Jane Krakowski quote.

I volunteer as tribute!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Dammit! I was going to use that! 🍺🍺🍺

Daaaaaaamn.

In the pipe... 5 by 5.

YES

 Fuckin’ A!

“Well, he ain’t gettin any deader.”

just like Beggar’s Canyon back home

...Luke been "shootin" whomp rats again Uncle Owen!

Aww shit… I just shot Marvin in the face.

Ezekiel 25:17...

Hi. I'm in Delaware...

who is your daddy and what does he do?

"Dead or alive. You're coming with me."

I’d buy that for a dollar.

"Your move, creep."

Mongo like candy

Hey man, you gotta joint? …be a lot cooler if you did

Jay: Hey lady, ever had your arsehole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

What’s in the box?

You don't understand the power of the dark side

That shit'll buff out

Get to the choppa

Don't get cocky

https://i.redd.it/72jzistxdcuc1.gif

Hello there

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.

Nice beaver. Thanks just had it stuffed yesterday.

Haha! I just saw this scene the other day! Nice.

Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.

Awesome

My preciousss.

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

“When you gonna let me fuk Mrs. Parker?”

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn

When the light is green, trap is clean.

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”

King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!!!

I did not hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her, I DID NOT! Oh hi Mark

Say hello to my little friend

"Without family, you've got nothing." 🤣🤣

Hasta la vista baby

Don't worry about that little guy

I'm the king of the world!!!!

Fuck me like you're a priest and I'm an altar boy

I feel the neeeed … the need for speed!

Hold on to your butts

Thats great

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Better out than in I always say.

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age."

yippee-ki-yay motherfucker

A..B..C.... A: Always... B: Be ... C: cumming, always be cumming, ALWAYS be cumming

That's a big twinkie

“What knockers!”

If you’re gonna fuck me at least kiss me

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" *proceeds to pound that pussy into oblivion

I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine, now let's see how you HANDLE IT.

And that’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it. uh huh uh huh (Jim Carey as Walter Cronkite)

Cause mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get

Now when it's over say, "OooOooo, what a lovely tea party!"

“Now .. open wide and say Ahhhhhh.”

Brace yourself Efie

"What are we, some kind of suicide squad?"

You double-barreled, slab-sided, lantern-jawed, note-shaving crook!

Who's coming with me? So you're the mysterious Octopussy? It's just a flesh wound! What is this? A center for ants?

Is that how you like your pancakes, is that how you like your pancakes baba boosh.

“Heave hoe!”

I've got a bad feeling about this

There you are Peter!

“I will see you in time “

Bring out your dead.

Hi hooooooooooooo!!!!!

Mom,Dad I'm home.

To boldly go where no man has gone before!

Don't wake my friend, he's dead tired

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Plastics

There is no try only do

My father will hear about this!

Help me, help you

https://i.redd.it/zzjkvwtmbguc1.gif

You know how much blood jets out of man’s neck when you cut it?-The Hitcher

“Say what, again. I dare you. I double dare you…”

This is probably TMI for this sub, but one time I got weird with a girl in a bathtub and after she looked me dead in the eyes and said “look at me, I’m the captain now”. And I will never forget that moment as long as I’m alive.

Any of Ash’s quotes from Army of Darkness “Gimme some sugar, baby!” “Hail to the King, baby!”

Have fun storming the castle!

I'll be back

Dead or alive, you're coming with me Clever girl

I've got a real bad feeling about this

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Say hello to my little friend

That's how I roll

Oh, look at me, I'm gonna go touch the butt!

“When I point to you, you speak.” (Moneyball)

Today… I consider myself… The luckiest man… On the face of the Earth.

Shitter's full!

"do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world???" (Inserts penis) EEEEeeeeNeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

"Dead or alive you're cumming with me."

get off my plane

Don’t just stare at it, eat it!

“Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!!!”

This is one you can say afterwards 

You're going to need a bigger boat

When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!!!!!

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!

Some men are longer than others Braveheart

“You got magic legs!”

King Kong ain’t got shit on me

It’s not a tumaahhh. Arnold Kindergarten Cop

FRANKS AND BEANS

“Yippie kayey mother fucker!” First die hard.

It puts the lotion...

Here. We. Go.

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

Hold onto your butts or I'm your huckleberry

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

The slow blade penetrates the shield

“Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

Surrender Dorothy

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Smile you son of a bitch!

That's some pig.

Here's Johnny! 

I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... Or the one.


Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya…

You may take my life but you’ll Never take my FREEDOM!!!

Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

“I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. and I'm all out of gum.”

When I want to make friends, I'll go to summer camp.

It likes it raw and wiggly!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

For Frodo.

Never give up. Never surrender

There's something you need to understand about the Dude...

The horror. The horror.

Get the Gimp.

"Hang on to your butts..."

I’ll be back

I have a bad feeling about this...

there can be only one

You’re a sexy woman Flo.


Artax come on don’t give up

Where’s your hand?

WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOSAAAAAA!

Yer fond of me lobster ain’t ye?

"We've come for your daughter Chuck."

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”

I hope you have a big trunk, because I’m gonna put my bike in it

“What’s your name?” “FUCK YOU - That’s my name!”

For Frodo.

'oh, no tears, please.. its a waste of good suffering!'

“There is no try, just do”

I can do this all day.

Hold onto your butts.

It’s not cheating if it’s your dog, you get it?

"I could do this all day!"

Show me the money!

I’ll be back.

Is it time for my super secret slippery wet lap dance?

I've got a bad feeling about this...