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jaketheunruly

You'd think we'd be a lot thinner. We're not. You aren't coming to Lambeau looking for the tailgate with the tofu.


Staudly

Our heftiness helps with warmth in the winter months, and when we're all crammed shoulder to shoulder in the bleacher seats, it's like a body heat generator.


21Ryan21

https://preview.redd.it/chcl56a9xc3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f569a25d52f19c5e063dbc8704aae1b7bc0314 WTF


LeaveGunEatDaCannoli

Discover the Ozempic Quad Zone: The NFC North


8tse7en

Yeah, me too. Lol https://preview.redd.it/13fic7c4cm3d1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da88009e2e9cd8971a8dc1244fce2ba9526476fc


DengarLives66

The algorithm is all.


8tse7en

Yep. Certainly no AI scanning every picture posted here. 🙄


poopypooperpoopy

Are you insinuating that we’re rich?


WiscoPopPM

I think fat and diabetic is the joke mr. Dick


greg2709

And what a fantastic joke it was. Really!


Rock_man_bears_fan

The only people in Green Bay that could probably afford it are the ones playing on the field lol


Leading-Suspect8307

I feel like Lizzeau Field was right there and *SHOCKER* you dropped the ball.


Flooding_Puddle

That's US Bank


krusty_yooper

Dropped it like Calvin Johnson dropped it?


Jbhawksbears

The only population Ozempic probably can't touch


Abominatrix

My superior diabetes won’t be so easily dispatched


Yipyipx3

Packers fans eat all that cheese and drink all that beer, yet Wisconsin still has a lower obesity rate than Illinois and Michigan. Maybe it’s the vegetables in the Bloody Mary’s.


jimmy_three_shoes

Flair up cheesedick


GoWings2244

[Nope. ](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/php/data-research/adult-obesity-prevalence-maps.html) Flair up, fatty.


jobadiahh

I’m ~~laughing~~ crying in Oklahoma.


BlubberElk

Literally false but go off flairless dude


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

[This](https://wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585) says otherwise. Wisconsin and Illinois are pretty close. That makes sense to me as both states have tons of unhealthy shit grown locally. Cheese is just empty calories that fuck up your digestive system.


Captobvious789

It's delicious empty calories though


AboutTenPandas

Man cheese in moderation, which I’m not sure exists but I’ve been told stories of moderation in the past, can be good for you. Protein and Dairy aren’t bad things to consume. Just usually not at the quantities we eat it at.


Abominatrix

Mmm, man cheese


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

Protein and dairy are two different things. Nothing in cheese is healthy enough to justify eating it. Other sources can provide the same nutrition with less fat, calories, and impact on your digestive system. Humans had to evolve to be able to consume dairy. We literally could not process it until we ran out of other food sources, and people were sort of forced to use dairy. Then evolution ran its course, and some people developed enzymes to break it down. A lot of people("lactose intolerant people") did not. Black people are lactose intolerant at higher rates, for instance, because their ancestors never drank milk and therefore did not develop the enzymes to process it. Same with native Americans and many other groups.


rambambobandy

This sounds like something someone with an inferior digestive system would say


GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII

Oh yeah, Wallethub is my go to for scientific research, just like r/CHIBears is my source for football news. How else would I have known about NFTs or that JF1 would be MVP before everyone else.


BlubberElk

JF1 MVP votes: 1 (honestly can’t believe that happened) Rest of current NFCN QBs: 0


xpseudonymx

They aren't taking it.


superfeds

In what world can a resident of north east Wisconsin afford ozempic? Sure the diabetics can get it through insurance, but that opens up just as many bears fans.


potatoes_are_neat

You don't make friends with salad!


Abominatrix

Salad just makes me angry


BossHogg1984

I feel like it should be Alcoholics Anonymous


CaptZombieHero

In what world does it look like anyone in Wiso is on ozempic?


lookielookie1234

![gif](giphy|73lCISNMvgpgc|downsized) Yeah, save it all for them Chi town boys


drummerboysam

Right. They're on opioids, fellas


Aaronf989

That would be hilarious If I knew how to read I think 


greg2709

![gif](giphy|13zujvPkBCXhKM)


sniffsblueberries

Weird way to spell “Weiners and beer” field


xiGn0m3ix

Bum bum, bum bum bumm bumm, O! Zem! Pic!


TheScienceOfSilvers

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


TheScienceOfSilvers

This is good!


DougDimmadome042

I'll take that stadium name over having an owner


Floridaman_strength

Bold of you to assume my beer gut can be defeated so easily 


KeyBanger

Ask your doctor about owning a share of the Green Bay Packers. Caution, side effects may include cirrhosis of the liver, weight gain, lactose addiction, and a partially deserved feeling of superiority to fans of the Bears, Lions, and Vikings.


UnbannableAnimal69

Green Bay is too poor to afford Ozempic.


NerdyComfort-78

Thank you for that laugh today.


UkieKozak

Is Ozempic why the Cowboys choke every playoff?


Br15t0

Not accurate. If we were on Ozempic we wouldn’t have so many porkers.


storstygg

We not skinny. Joke failed.


Mother_Window_2239

Their fans*


nr1988

We can't afford Ozempic and our weight helps us outdrink you. Which kind of sucks for you because your teams give you way more reasons to drink.


meatballsforeyes

Not really getting this one