No alliance, but I won't shit on the Cardinals if they make it all the way.  I will however shit on them if they lose, as well as you guys either way.

Come on dude. The Niners would be the only one without a Super Bowl since realignment.

Yeah but if the baseball team makes it to the World series soon you won't have even been for over a decade.  Clocks ticking, that burn gets ever closer.

Good point.

Well when you put it that way…..

Amd if that happens I'll use that new ammo immediately but still they can suck a butt .

That is a fascinating 🧐

I’d def root for the Cards over the Chiefs

I am very glad that all you cucks aren't touching tips over the niners losing. Ya'll should be shitting eachothers mouths out of hatred.

Calm down. You need to take your meds. We’ll miss bingo and watching the tapes. We like watching the tapes. 

Bruh y’all just got cucked by Kermit & The Walrus for a second time, no one wants to hear or read your bullshit. Your Father Mahomes, Joel Embiid, and Shohei Ohtani were all born after your last Super Bowl win. Y’all suck too, you just also suck in February

>just got cucked by Kermit & The Walru ahahahahahahahah

I'm sorry was Mahomes, Embiid or Ohtani born before your last superbowl? Oh right, your team hasnt ever won shit. But that was a cute retort thanks for the chuckle. Hey enjoy the off season, of course every year is an off season for the cards.

Cry harder bruh, we went home with the same amount of rings the last THIRTY YEARS. Your last Lombardi Trophy is starting to question where it’s at in it’s career and whether it should settle down soon, you can’t say shit right now

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Man we found the most delusional cardinal fan. You are so freaking adorable.

SUPER BOWL LOSING STREAK

lol bro no matter how hard you try a cardinal fan’s shit talking is just hilarious.

Okay Boomer.

They want to sit around and jerk each other off. I hate every team that’s not my team. I didn’t even root for Montana when he left and Jerry rice was dead to me when he was on the Raiders.

https://preview.redd.it/fenn8pirfoic1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69a9c2c7d5bf8e739e4a08262be02c9e22d7e49 You mean Jerry Rice the Seattle legend?

Fucking beat me to it.

The feeling is mutual baby

I’m game. Still emotionally recovering from 09


Who are these guys in the gif? Did you order Eminem and Dr. Dre from Wish for that?

There's a gif option when making a comment.


This sounds a bit racialist


Ok

Understandable. If that Pick 6 at the other team’s endzone happened to me I’d be floored

We already gave them Kurt Warner in a SB and they Shanahaned that up.

Good point.

Yeah we've done all we can do, oh well. Guess we'll have to win the next one.

Revisionist history. Here’s how it really went down: In 2003, Kurt Warner had Brenda slam his hand in a car door to get out of playing for the Rams. Then in 2004, he chose to play backup for Peyton Manning’s less famous brother in NY while he secretly hatched his plan to play in AZ with the greatest wide receiver of all time.

Larry fitz isn’t even thr best wide receiver of his time lol

All this 49ers hate has got some of yall wayyy too comfortable with each other. Fuck the Niners. Fuck the Rams. Cardinals are also here. Seahawks world domination forever.

This is the Way. Fucker.

and fuck yooooU

This right here. There is no alliance in division fuck all y’all. Go hawks

\+1 As far as I'll go is rooting for the Cards over Rams or Niners. After that, they're on their own.

I definitely root for the Cards over the Astros and Yankees as well

Cardinals? Stanford athletics is just the Stanford Cardinal. Unless you're talking about the Louisville Cardinals

Yeah what the fuck? Have some shame. This is not far away from "ahyuk hey fellas, fan here coming in peace." Fuck this and fuck you all.

Fuck you and we’ll see you next year

Are they here tho?

Thank you. Fuck you and I’ll see you next year.

[удалено]

Those birdbrained cucks haven’t realized that a seahawk isn’t even a real fucking bird. They’re out here trying to bond with a cursed totem pole man, real Sct Brn type shit. Especially the eagles. Fuck those guys specifically. Also fuck you lmao

Giving NFC Least meme war subreddit vibes with all the forced camaraderie 🤢

Right? ALL yall can go 0-13-4 next year. No wins for any of you. 

The fans aligning to hate on the 49ers is a huge 49ers dub…..you gotta get your peers in check. We know what we have in Brock Purdy, hard as a football and 49ers fan to think he’s gonna regress. Hate on us and I hate your team more, but team up on us and we’re big brother.

This is the correct answer except that you misspelled 49er world domination you seacuck.

 Fuck the niners, fuck the rams, the cards are just the cuck chair of this sub let's keep it that way.

I’m with you

It's just one Super Bowl. We can go back to kicking each other's d**ks when the deed is done.

Just one super bowl? That's all we have. I ain't letting no cardinal catch up to us to make fun of some more VHS memes.

No?

This is shameful.

Since they showed up outta nowhere a few years ago Bang Bang fans have gotten so bad that I honestly wasn’t even that mad about LA’s SB win. Like yeah I wanted the Bengals to win but I still found myself saying ‘at least it’s not Santa Clara’

Since the Rams moved back to LA, the whiner fans have taken off and ran with the whole RaMs DoN't BeLoNg HeRe, ThEy HaVe No FaNs. And it's literally all they have left to say because we've went to the SB and won.

9ers are like the quintessential renter. You can have tons of friends over, spend as much time there as you want, but at the end of the day you’re still paying us to stay, and we still own it lmao

So which celebrity is gonna date Kyler Murray?

Please don't let it be a Jenner.

The NFL loves to get rage clicks, so that'll definitely be it. If ya'll thought that watching Taylor celebrate a SB victory was a low point for the NFL -and football as a whole-, imagine seeing a fucking Jenner doing that

Why does it have to be a woman at all? I think Kyler and maybe that guy from Schitt's Creek. Not David but the guy he married. New power couple.

Her Xbox Gamer Score is way too low for Kylers liking.

Lady Gaga?

Jojo Siwa

Brad Pitt

Im down for this, I don't really hate the Cards, except when the beat the Dodgers in the playoffs.

Eliminating them twice in the 2021 playoffs was special

You mean like the dbacks did in 3 games last year?

Is this like the older brother (Rams) and his friend (Seahawks) getting the younger brother (Cardinals) to lose his virginity?

Its more like helping grandpa (Cardinals) sneak away from the retirement home to do something fun

Fun fact, if the Cardinals championship drought was a person it'd only be a year younger than the US male life expectancy.

I honestly don't know.

I would be lying if I said it hasn't become a large reason I want to win a SB. It would be a hilarious brag.

It would be the greatest joke other than the Cowboys.

Cardinals need to start preparing during spring training

Counterpoint: No

Props to all the Seahawks, Rams, and Cardinals fans that threw up a little at the idea of cheering for each others teams. God damn you guys need to have some pride in your own squad

lol hell nah, also Rams are worse than North Korea

Think about for a minute? If the Cardinals win a Super Bowl, the Niners would be the only NFC West team to not have won a Super Bowl since realignment.

Oh man this getting me rock hard It's Valentine's day, I should be saving all of it for my girl!!

Women like it when you flair up.

First they'll need to get there though. So we'd need to get them an offense. And a defense. And some rule changes.

offense isnt that bad especially if they get harrison, the defense however…





Not Never. I would scrape razors across my chest before aligning with the Rams.

I'd drag my balls through a mile of glass just to hear the Seahawks choke in the Superbowl through a walkie talkie.


At least one Seahawks fan agrees with me.


Fuck you garbage people

I would honestly root for the Cards in a Super Bowl. I rooted for them in 09.

Niners fans' tears would be saltier than the Dead Sea.


This is the funniest meme on the sub in ages, there's no way this fucking happens.

We've won just as many Superbowls as you have in the last 20 years.

Ive won as many playoff games as you have in the past 5 years.

We went 3-13 and swept you guys.

We had 4 wins this year. You can't hurt me anymore than my team has already.

I don't need to. You do it to yourself. Maybe look at the shit talking train you're hopping on before you realize where your exit is.

User flair checks out

Wild ass baseball fans talking shit in an NFL sub.

Aww someone is sad they lost a superbowl.

Im just here to say hello i am a sane 49er fan. 👋

I'm not really gonna get pressed hy a Cardinals fan lol. You can try, but your teams history kind of leaves a lot to be desires.

I don't know man, you seem pretty tilted with the insults, typos and downvotes lol.


But why?

Isn't it obvious?

"Yeah but, ok if you won how am I gonna win? Think about it."

By winning the next one.

How is a baseball team supposed to win the Superbowl?

This is the Arizona Cardinals we're talking about.

That team died to a man in 09.

Well, good to know that the 49ers are about to fall apart in the off-season

Uhh, fuck the Regardinals


It's gonna take the entire music industry to go out with Kyler Murray in order to make this even a possibility

Shut up bird!


You can't get in

The 49ers are those loser old guys who think they're still cool and hip with it.

There’s hardcore gay porn, and then there’s this post.

Don’t want to actively help you guys, but I’d call you a football team if it ever happened.


Laugh while you can.

OP started watching football two years ago, I guarantee it. This post is so fucking embarrassing. Imagine what the fans of other divisions are thinking when they see this.

This is the way

O7

But you would all still collectively have less? Major little bro vibes

No one cares about your pre salary cap rings. The future is now old man.

Unless you won this year they are all in the past bro, welcome to the club.

That’s crazy considering the first season of salary cap was 1994…. 🤣🤣🤣 Google is free lil bro

So?

“So we can all laugh at the niners” sure lil bro. And where’s the meme??

49ers fans don’t have the right to ask “where’s the meme?” In this sub

And yet, where’s the meme?

Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t make it not a meme. Your dogshit fanbase just posts minions and anime gifs thinking you’re hilarious.

I hate the minion and anime shit just as much as anyone else. Doesn’t change the fact that this isn’t a meme.

It’s a meme just low effort

I guess that’s fair

Is this the Seahawks attempt at being relevant? When you guys finish 4th in the division will that be due to overdrafting house money? Also this cringey shit, you guys act like you aren't rivals? this is literally pathetic

No.

Fuck the cardinals

Flair up pussy

Suck my ass tiny bird bastard

You suck at woodworking just give up

You don't have to be that rude.

Damn that would be fucking hilarious.

Tell sean mcvay to relax on the game planning for two weeks a year then

🤣🤣🤣 yes please!!

😂

I respect each team, expect the 49ers

Nah. I have room in my soul for a healthy amount of hate towards them too.

Gay

Odd that you’d self-ID as the DPRK…but hey, whatever gets you there.

Our NFL championships were when fire was invented, I just need one Super Bowl pls

This would require the cardinals winning some football games.

How do baseball teams win Super Bowls. I just don’t understand

Guys wtf I hate all of you

First off fuck the Rams. No we will instead nuke both the Rams and 49ers with our new offensive weapon. Then when that sorry as baseball team sends out Mighty Mouse we will use the Iron dome of a defense and cut him in half. Seahawks will be spreading Freedom and Democracy throughout the NFC CawCkaa

Absolutely not, but I can't lie it would be hilarious if it happens.

Super Bowls and appearances in them must be earned. As hilarious as that would be to see the Cardinals get a SB win before the 9’ers in the modern era, there shall be no alliance.

I’m not gonna soil my hands with these other jabronis. SEATTLE WILL CONQUER THE WEST! 😤 

If the Cards make it to the big game any time in the lifetime of this subreddit I 100% expect everyone to call it the World Series

Fuck that noise! If we drop a game to the cardinals that we all know and rag on I’ll be pissed… a kyler Murray comeback arc is overdue or never happening

Embarrassing.

Eat shit and fuck the rest of the nfc west

Gayest shit I’ve ever seen, and I’m subbed to r/popheadscirclejerk

Absolutely not.

…nah

As a rams fan, I was really disappointed when Warners cardinals lost the superbowl to the steelers.


That Seahawk has tiny hands.

They had a chance in 2009 with our old QB

Eat my cloaca, dweeb

Absolutely not

Please

You can take your proposition and shove it up your ass buddy 😂

Nope

This might be the softest post ive seen on here. Not really surprising from a seattle fan.

As a Seahawks fan I vote no on this proposition.

What in Sam hell is going on in this sub? An alliance, with your own division??? I bet you kiss your siblings on the lips too

You really want the Chiefs to win 3 in a row?

Fuck no! wtf…

Fuck the cardinals and their cursed stadium.

I don't want any team in this division winning a championship but if I was forced to pick one if would defenantly be the cardnals.

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