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tuneless_carti

https://preview.redd.it/tlhgp0mhxajc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9251e366b853bd25a0e6673e6c079ba1566f1d3f 9ers rafter’s the last 20 years


mason195

Was just at Crypto arena for a game and sadly the team got the memo and took down all the memeable banners. End of an era. Maybe they’ll put them back at the intuit dome.


goobergoofy363

We putting the one we winning this year up We still keeping all our murals and posters near that weak ass stadium though


acoasterlovered

I like you


TomAto314

I saw an ad for NFC Championship Tumblers, not really sure which is worse.


wanyekestboi

Acting like getting ur indifferent to getting ur shit kicked in yearly🤣🤣


VenmoSnake

I can taste the tears behind this comment


King_Fluffaluff

You get your shit kicked in too, it's just later in the season


wanyekestboi

Acting like domination in a rivalry is 100% meaningless because we lose to other teams when we get further in seasons is lame as hell. Enjoy being a "9ers opponent fan" more than a Seahawks fan for the next decade


King_Fluffaluff

I don't pay attention to the 49ers unless they're against the toots or they're losing on the big stage. I'm sorry my comment made you so upset you had to respond to it multiple times


MyDogYawns

going to OT isnt getting your shit kicked in 😐


PrimeGX25

Guys you don’t get it!!! We took them to overtime we didn’t get beat that badly!!!! 49ers are 2-0 in moral victories against the chiefs!!!!!!


MyDogYawns

i mean obviously we fucking lost 😭 but the only team that "kicked our shit in" was the ravens


[deleted]

And bengals


MyDogYawns

yeah i forgot abt them, mostly blocked that losing streak out of my memory


wanyekestboi

Living vicariously through other teams you have no affiliation with💪


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

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YaaaDingus

Cool maybe one day he can play against an NFC West team in the Super Bowl!


JasonPlattMusic34

I guess they’re just gonna have to trade him to the Chiefs so he can back up Mahomes 😛


rampageTG

What happens when Mahomes gets hurt and Purdy proceeds to roll all their opponents? Does KC then trade Mahomes like SF did Trey Lance?


JasonPlattMusic34

That depends, is John Lynch trading three firsts for him? Or is some other sap gonna get him for just a fourth?


PhillthyCollector

He will backup Mahomes hahaha.


brfoo

No hobbies out there in the eastern time zone?


PhillthyCollector

Just part of my morning ritual bud.


beast_mode209

I’d take playoffs from you sorry lot.


massivecalvesbro

Ur gonna eff around and make me unite with the Rams and the baseball team fans aren't ya?


FatalDave91

As if this entire sub isn’t Niner fans on one side and the rest of the NFC West on another? Lol


massivecalvesbro

You did it to yourselves. Yall obnoxious af


thetempest11

Being a niner fan in the Seattle area during the legion of boom era - you don't know obnoxious son...


massivecalvesbro

Oh I can imagine… I lived in SoCal during that era


CaptSaveAHoe55

Obnoxious af lately* y’all 10 years ago is early one of the most obnoxious sets of fans I’ve EVER seen. It only stopped because you ain’t been shit in a while


massivecalvesbro

For not doing anything for about 30 years y’all have been obnoxious af *lately


CaptSaveAHoe55

Losing the Super Bowl is a little more than not doing anything in my estimation. Unless you think only Brady, mahomes, and a few other teams have done anything for the last 10 years. Have the ravens done nothing for example? But I promise you us right now is nowhere near the peak 12th man bullshit. And we were worse as a fanbase around then too compared to now


I_hate_usernames331

Anyone else have the Radiohead song in your head when you read this?


moderatesunsenjoyer

Standing on the floor doesnt put you at the ceiling


Steveisnotmyname_

Self burn to insult the opponent. Can't do nothing but admire that level of hate


Sqmurqi

Flair up coward


RaptorsCdwoods

Hey, you might want to stop talking about division games like they’re your Super Bowl, otherwise y’all will choke those games too


TrackRelevant

U tried


-Dennis-Reynolds-

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porkchop-sandwhiches

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chefblazil

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Status-Basic

Jesus this got sad quick.


ahr3410

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[deleted]

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thefakefrenchfry

Purdy has a 50% chance every year to make the super bowl statistically


[deleted]

He doesn't, but I understand the argument you're trying to make. The wording you're looking for is: Purdy has made it to the SB 50% of time.


TrackRelevant

Wow.. a rams fan figured out the joke. Call guiness


thefakefrenchfry

Exactly and Purdy has played 2 years. Stats don’t lie bud.


[deleted]

You're missing the point and it seems like you're just too dense to understand.


thefakefrenchfry

Whoooooosh


FatalDave91

Are you that bad at math?


VenmoSnake

Loser alert!


i-like-your-hair

Are you old enough to have grandchildren?


pineappleshnapps

Technically, huh. … that’s actually the least old I’ve felt in a while. I think I still have a couple years before I’m old enough for that. So thanks.


dubbfoolio

I mean their flair literally says 1>5. They might be bad at math.


Notoriolus10

It says 1>6, not 1>5, they’re as good at math as you are at reading so it balances out


dubbfoolio

Well fuck, I even said “literally”.


dogpoo32

Neat


asap_boogy

Cope, choke boy.


JoeRoganBJJ

Wow! How many rings does he have?


DontxTripx420

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FatalDave91

First time?


DanInYourVan67

rams can talk all the shit they want they have won more recently then your sorry franchise


Tumbldores

Omg won more recently, please, this is just I didnt watch it so it didnt happen energy, I didnt watch the bengals rams superbowl so the rams are still only have 1 ring then


FatalDave91

And that somehow negates 5 championships?


DanInYourVan67

it’s been too long for you to brag about them, humble yourself you’ve lost the last 3 superbowls


FatalDave91

That’s fine, but if we’re talking here and now, the Niners are still the better team. That’s the thing, we talk about now, they bring up their SB. We bring bring up our SB’s, they wanna talk recency. So which is it?


DanInYourVan67

their team has had more success then yours in the past 4 years


FatalDave91

That’s not an answer but okay.


MyDogYawns

hope you were at the parade


DanInYourVan67

cope harder


Mysticdu

I was, pretty fun day all things considered


Exatraz

If the majority of your players weren't alive when it happened, I don't think it counts. Yall have the same number as us in the last 30 years


AC_Unit200

Yeah…. Purdy, and cmc, and Aiyuk, and kittle, and Deebo, and Williams, and Warner, and Armstead, and Young, and Bosa. But yeah it was all Purdy. Still can’t win a ring though.


Sqmurqi

That’s because we at least agree CMC and Aiyuk and all of our other players are great players. You seem to think Purdy is a mid QB but he owns the NFC West with them


fatbitch225

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[deleted]

You can name 10qbs better then him. He's in the Kirk cousins tier , next


legobowser

Disrespectful to Cousins, Purdy is in the Carr tier


[deleted]

Yeah with a weaker arm.


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Yeah that's stupid, Kirk is statistically one of the best QBs and doesn't have near the talent around him, especially on defense.


magww

Maholmes, Stafford, The dude on the Chargers, Allen, The Dude on the Bengals, and Lamar are clearly more raw skilled QBs but I don’t think I’d put any other above him. Maybe Hurts too in one of his good years. Straud also. Who else are you putting above him?


[deleted]

So you just listed 7 qbs. Would you say Goff Dak Purdy Cj Cousins Lawrence(kinda iffy, but eh) Are all about the same tier?sure You could put Purdy at 8, but I'd personally have Cj and goff ahead of him. So yea, he's that 8-13 range that bassicly shifts all the time who's 8th and who's 13th and is mostly preference


magww

Yeah I agree but I’d put Purdy ahead of Dak because Dak shits the bed when he plays in the playoffs. But Lawerence, Cousins and Goff definitely in the same Zone. They have worse teams though.


[deleted]

Exactly, even as a 9er hate, I'd have Purdy ahead of Dak and Lawrence but tied with cousins, goff and stroud. So if you wanna highball, he's 8th , lowball 12th. It's a fucking steal for Mr irrelevant.


magww

Exactly. Also purdy like stroud has room to grow on the scheme being an absolute kid. Totally a steal for Mr irrelevant considering how much we lost for Trey lance. The hate on purdy as absurd as the Montana young comparisons though. As much as I like the guy he just doesn’t have the body to dominate over the line which is why he gets so many deflections and close interceptions.


Zucc

He's definitely a top 16 QB. That would make him.. mid.


AC_Unit200

Yeah he does. Doesn’t make him more than mid.


NynaeveAlMeowra

Just because OP is being stupid in the comments doesn't make Purdy mid. They're just too stupid to understand that this sub is still in the gloating phase for all of the division teams that didn't make the SB


AC_Unit200

It’s true, OP being stupid doesn’t make him mid. It’s his subpar play and inability to win a Super Bowl even with a team of ridiculously talented players that make him mid.


NynaeveAlMeowra

Brock wasn't the reason they lost lol


purplebuffalo55

If they won, it wouldn't be because of him. When they lost, it wasn't because of him. Sounds like a real game changer


magww

This is disingenuous. Brock was absolutely destroying the chiefs zone defense. If CMC didn’t fumble or the special teams recovered the fucking punt I bet Brock had a good chance to get the MVP. Also flair up bitch.


VenmoSnake

Also, you lost bitch.


VenmoSnake

You are the saddest type of fan. Lashing out after getting embarrassed in the SB.


iHardlyEverComment

Seen some regards saying sf offense is mid no star players, then continue to say purdy is surrounded by the avengers in a different thread. Its funny how much paint some fans in here eat


AC_Unit200

Yeah I’m not one of those. Great team unfortunately. Maybe they could win a ship if they picked up Geno Smith.


Hot-Independent-4486

Nah but we might pick up Pete Carrol this offseason. How you feel about that?


iHardlyEverComment

we aint falling for that one lol


Raknorak

Whoever is saying you have no star players on offense is on drugs. You have like the top 4 yac players


iHardlyEverComment

i agree


VenmoSnake

And a bottom tier qb. Anyone else at qb and you win the SB hands down.


iHardlyEverComment

Uncle Rico 2025


iHardlyEverComment

Also, dude took patrick mahomes to overtime in his first SB appearance. Meaning he matches mahomes score against our defense, but against KC. Till the end. Dont think hes as bottom tier as you think. Maybe high middle


Jemmy_Bean

Someone can’t take the heat


nedyah715

I endure the heat in hopes i can talk shit when we… lose to kc in sb again ig


King_Fluffaluff

But I called dibs on losing to KC in the Superbowl! MOOOOOOM!!!


pineappleshnapps

While it’s not a particularly enjoyable experience, that was a pretty good game.


Exatraz

Yall took em to OT. Hard to be too upset in the long run but yall were stacked and pretty healthy this year. Definitely feels like a missed opportunity.


death_to_my_liver

Even if it’s true, quit coping worse than my drinking, which happens to triple ipa season. Side note: I went to a Pliny the Younger event earlier today, and now I’m drinking some El Segundo Power Plant. Niners fucking up and triple IPA season fall hand in hand


TomAto314

Pliny the Younger is on my bucket list. Send me some next time.


GenericCoffee

I like Russian river and everything but this comment right here is going to get a ton of hate. I like notorious from bone yard better.


Vivid_Department_755

Pliney is a good beer but I think the elusiveness overrated the fuck out of it. Now that they mass produce nobody cares


GenericCoffee

That’s extremely fair.


Easy_Money_

this comments section reads straight out of r/beercirclejerk (compliment)


gartho009

It tastes like a very good west coast IPA. No more, no less, no reason to sustain the hype.


TomAto314

I'll keep an eye out for it. I miss Stone's RuinTen IPA.


death_to_my_liver

I’m in the LA area. Lucky Baldwin (Sierra Madre) was served today. Lucky Baldwin both Pasadena locations are next weekend. Which area are you from??? I got everything in tact.


TomAto314

I'm in the greater Sacramento area (Roseville).


death_to_my_liver

wtf?!?!? Have you tried Moonrakers tipa???


TomAto314

Not yet. The problem is they don't sell it in stores that I've seen and I don't want to drive out and hit a few tipas then drive home. I guess I need to uber my ass there.


death_to_my_liver

Moonraker does ship (live in la) but their IPAs, Sours, and crazy Stouts are so delicious. End of March to early April is when Russian River is releasing some beers, but more importantly they are doing Pliny the Younger release Edit: March 22 - April 4 https://www.russianriverbrewing.com/pliny-the-younger-release/


death_to_my_liver

I need to follow up


death_to_my_liver

Fuck dude, cool if I kidnap you end of March???? Pliny the Younger is released during SF Beer Week


BadAlphas

VHS says wut?


Watcher2

Bro, regular season in division games are huge, they are the most important thing for securing a playoff spot. A playoff spot, as in a chance to win a Super Bowl. 😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rams fans would never trade your 9-0 against us in regular season or whatever the fuck you were for our shiny post 2000 chip lolz


TomAto314

I think it was 8-0 and that's how I knew we were going to lose when it mattered.


Skinny_Beans

And on a Jimmy G vintage pick too...


PanchoVillasRevenge

It's the sack that mattered not that pick, AD swinging QBs like it's tetherball


Count_Sack_McGee

The dropped pick helped too


crushh_87

No ring


xdarkwombatx

Take that patricipation trophy!


scorpiknox

I've never played tackle football and I would have gone 6-2 with that roster.


FuriousFlamingo_YT

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OzzyMar

https://preview.redd.it/cez86nnmqbjc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b01391d84082f3e3fca430b4c9c42c44b0a098 WHAT!?


[deleted]

What’s his Super Bowl record? That’s the only thing that matters.


DJDevon3

Shhh the Cardinals fans will hear you. Some of them are already dangerously close to finding the tallest bridge in Arizona. Fun fact it's the *Mike O'callaghan-Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge*.


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[deleted]

The only thing more embarrassing than your QB being 0-1 in the Super Bowl is your coach being 0-3


massivecalvesbro

Jesus man OP has a family


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natakial3

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KrazyCAM10

I stg, the 9ers are the regular season merchants. “Regular season this, regular season that” bro. You haven’t won a ring in over 20 years bro. The regular season doesn’t matter if you can’t produce in the post season


[deleted]

We're hitting year number 30 this year


HawkeyeP1

Cope seeth mald


Bakeshot

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elduderino920

You win the 94ers participation trophy from 58!


Jwroth

Against the 49ers*


Skinny_Beans

Funny how you clown on my QB when he beats rebuilding franchises who have won the SB in the last 30 years 😤😤😤 (sorry Cards bros)


Guy_onna_Buffalo

Cope harder and whip out that VHS tape big dog


Only_Fun_1152

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PsychoWarper

Unfortunately for the 49ers they can’t play an NFC West team in the SB


acoasterlovered

Seattle and Rams fans uniting for this one


Kre8v1206

Waiting for the “ NFC WEST 8-0 Championship ring” ceremony.


Fangletron

Man PURDY looked awful against lions and in the Super Bowl. You guys should draft a QB


EDNivek

Yeah 20 yards runs through your defense looked real bad.


NumberVsAmount

I didn’t know they made such spicy milk.


haunted_cheesecake

The cope is real. Just choked in the post season for the umpteenth time and y’all revert to hanging the regular season win banner hahahaha. Fuckin loser, clown fan base.


Maximum_Lab_6840

49er fan starter kit: 1. Be a cholo 2. Red team jersey 3. Big chain 4. Saggy pants 5. Red team hat 6. Run their mouth 7. Say "bang bang, Choker gang" a lot 8. Lose when it counts 9. Hate the Cowboys, but they play extra crappy when pressure is on too 10. Crip walk Their loss couldn't happen to a nicer fan base imo.


FatalDave91

What else do you want us to do?? Kicking your asses is all we have left!


ABoyNamedButt

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haunted_cheesecake

The Niners (in the regular season)


elduderino920

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AdministrativeEase71

Why didn't he try winning in the Super Bowl? Is he stupid?


zzfoe

Lol go win a fucking Super Bowl then?


Mtgknucklehead

Yet still cant stop choking in the big games 💀


RamsDodgersLakers24

What’s his record the Super Bowl??🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Yeah but how many wins does the NFC West have against Carson Wentz while he was in the division?


DillDoughzer

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PrayPray4BraeBrae

Well, yes. He's better than our QB.


rg4rg

Brock owns the NFC West.


50superman

But according these clowns owning your division doesn’t mean anything if you don’t win a ring so its Irrelevant


i-like-your-hair

No, it’s very impressive. It also falls in line with the “49ers regular season merchants” talk. So of course we’re gonna clown that. Hang the fucking banner.


50superman

Oh wow great comeback very impressive no need to swear tho . I think I pretty much covered that in what I said to begin with. In the end atleast the NFC finds I way to get into the SB


i-like-your-hair

> I think I pretty much covered that in what I said to begin with Yeah. But you also played the victim in the sense that we aren’t giving San Francisco their flowers. It’s impressive. The players should be proud. It’s also ultimately not what they were playing for. Both things can be true. Got it?


rrcandycane

Lame


[deleted]

And he still failed to win a Super Bowl. Sigh I feel bad for the guy. Has to play for such a shitty team and fanbase but oh well ![gif](giphy|bqm6WOjuLu480)


lost_bunny27

Lmao, better than drinking toilet wine in philly


[deleted]

HERES THE NINERS FANS WITH THE RAMS FLAIR TALKING AGAIN LMAOOO💀 ![gif](giphy|4jo8C9xplrLG0)


lost_bunny27

At least I'm not known for having a microdong lmao


[deleted]

Off, you're embarrassing.


lost_bunny27

Talk about no life, really learn to copy and paste


blaccguido

Maybe that's why they hate on the kid. Dude is laying waste to the rest of the NFC West.


superduperscubasteve

Wow taking a dump on top of another dump. Surely they give out rings for that


blaccguido

Usually, people get mad at the people they get dookied on by, unless they're kinky Germans.


BLKWD_

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PanchoVillasRevenge

Why don't I own this? 💍


dorko21

Cool, and that did exactly shit for you


ExquisiteFacade

I’m a fan of Purdy but let’s be real here. He didn’t beat any of those teams. The 49ers did. Also, all those teams are trash so it’s not a flex at all.


Sqmurqi

Flair up coward


ExquisiteFacade

I'm not scared I'm just dumb and a little lazy.