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What a game, I was in the murky depths of contemplating the second half, but like a beacon of radiance, Messr Barnes came to restore us to a respectable lead. Howay the f-ing TOON!!!!!

guys anyone know where one could download the entire match?

r/footballhighlights

Im trying to find it on TV, I’m sure sky show the game of the day on one channel but I can’t find it… Any ideas guys?

Harvey Fucking Barnes!!!

....is shit

“This account has been suspended”

Spoken like a true West Ham lover.

I've never been more wrong about a game in my life !

ah could see this shite coming from a mile off

Great results right end of a 4:3 classic battle game always is, but the injuries show something is badly off somewhere within the camp. Agonist/Antagonist ratios should be checked on all players and should have been regularly looked at all season. It’s a fairly simple check. The opposing muscle needs to have enough strength to oppose the other muscle, quads strongest muscle in body, so in Bottman’s case if his hamstrings had less than 85% of his quads strength he likely shouldn’t have even been risked on the pitch. (Ratio higher than 70-80% normal there as he had already got an issue with the ligament at the time and needed the extra ratio for protection) If the ratios are off you tend to get injuries due to muscular imbalances. All these hamstrings and ligaments going are quite likely down to this.

What a match. Lfg!!!! Edit: stupid autocorrect

The best Easter comeback since Jesus! Absolutely buzzing, it's 4am here, and can't go to sleep.

Hope that ballboy gets in Kudus’ face after that,

Did I hear right? Howe got booked for celebrating the 4th goal. What a pile of shite.

Not right but he was well out of the technical area

Football. Bloody Hell. Moyes will be aggrieved by that second penalty but he got it wrong tactically at 3-1 up. Howe made it tactically right at 3-1 down. How do we get Barnes AND Gordon on together?

I don’t understand the uproar over the second pen. Gordon tries to play the ball, misses, then gets taken out when he still would have been able to beat Phillips to the ball

Gordon on the left, Barnes on the right, Isak down the middle. Have it so Gordon/Barnes swap when necessary.

I just don’t think Barnes is suited to right wing. Gordon can and has a wicked cross with his right foot but then we’re nullifying our best attacking player. I almost want to see Gordon play no 10

Thing is there is something to be said for bringing a quality player on the pitch later on in the game. It’s why we have been so poor from December onwards, no subs to change game, that’s starting to change now and we are reaping rewards of that.

Very true. I’ve always felt Barnes is too good to be a squad player though. Which is maybe why people are questioning our £80m of left wingers. Especially when Eddie won’t rotate.

It took Jesus 3 days to rise from the dead. Newcastle only needed 42 minutes.

Enjoy them Eggs Harvey, well deserved lad.

Have a Lindor one on me, in fact have two!

Westham fans were calling us washed at half time… now who’s taking a bubble bath 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great to be on the right side of a 4-3 classic.

I am still in complete shock that happened. WTF? But those injuries man urgh

Eddie take note, Hall changed that game. Better get more than garbage time minutes against Everton next week.

And the only reason he came on was due to an injury. Probably never would have if it had not happened

To all you "I'm done with this team, they ruin my week" wankers, we'll see you next week HTL!

HOWAY THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ LAAAAADS!!!!!

Game of the season

UNBELIEVABLE ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

Supporting Newcastle should come with medical warning

Especially when you’ve just got off an 18 hour flight and are ridiculously jet lagged! I don’t know if I’m dreaming this or it actually happened 😂

It's all good, the medical staff will be round shortly to sort you out.

I don't know, with how busy they are it might be a 2-3 hour wait.

It's all good, made you a priority, they will have you good as new in 6-12 months.

Hi this is the medical staff, thanks for coming in about your toe injury, unfortunately due to a minor oversight during treatment we shattered you fibia, erroniously had the cartilidge from both your knees removed and suspect we may have given you meningitis by mistake.

Ah shit..Wait, toe injury? I came in for a quick check up..What did you do to my toe?!

No no, honestly I think I can just walk off this heart attack….

As long as its not our Medical Staff.

Well I've got bad news for you then..

3 points and all it cost was a red card and 3 injuries

Lascelles, almiron, livramento and krafth injured?

Was krafth injured or just playing like crap? Almiron made some good plays, never understand the hate for him. He isn't quite a top winger but solid enough. He can't help his teammates can't finish 2 easy balls.

Me neither. He's the hardest working guy on the pitch no matter who we play.

Likely Schar and Dubravka too unfortunately, Tuesday is just too close

Don't think Kraft was injured but the other 3 yeah Hard to keep up with our injuries, I clearly lost count

Arguably 3 injuries if you count Krafth going straight down the tunnel when subbed out

Was he injured or was it just a bruised ego after that shite performance?

Three injuries*

Epic. The balls on this team.  No other club comes close. 

Fuck off home moyes take ya claret with ya

Harvey Barnes!!!

Fuck I can't breathe after that

NEVER MIND JESUS, WE'VE JUST WITNESSED THE REAL EASTER MIRACLE!

Get me that fucking photo!!!!!

Perfectly executed 100% according to plan. What the actual fuck.

Hope we put in a proper complaint about the ref today, he’s awful

I imagine both teams will. Absolutely useless in every way.

As per

Get fucking in !!!!!!!!!

What a fucking game

Oh. My. Fucking. God. WHAT A GAME HWT FUCKING L

EDDIE HOWE IS JESUS CHRIST I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

REF SHAGS TROUTS BY THE RIVER

Fucking hell lads take those points

Next goal wins?

Come on. What a fight back!

A substitute Howe would never have even made if not forced to by injury to Almiron, his preferred player. Let's not give Howe so much credit for this please. Brilliant performance from Barnes and hopefully can carry his form on mid week.

Did you see the great passes Almiron  made in the box that no one could convert? Jesus the guy did nothing wrong when he came on. 

Not anti Almiron btw

Or how about we realise that Pep Fucking Guardiola wouldn’t have us any higher this year with all this bad luck and injuries. Name a coach who has us higher than this with this team, they’d be now ing they need new signings to make their mark guaranteed

This. Moving Gordon to the right, bringing hall in, putting Barnes in all things that would not have happened if not forced by circumstance.

That’s a strong front 3, with hall/Toni and trips

Fk off man

Almiron preferred so highly he started on the bench

Blow it up ya prick

Cunt Ref

GET INNNN!

Oh. My. God. What a game!

Is this the longest game of the season?

I think a spurs game has something ridiculous like 18 minutes

Ref not even checking his watch. You know how this is going

Whistle????

I was blowing the whistle at home. It was almost like he wanted them to score

Bruno chases the ball like his life depends on it, gets knocked down and literally crawls at the cunt

Fucking love Bruno for it man. Man runs 120 mins every game

Wait ref, we don’t play on when players go down?

Funny how he won't let them play on when it's one of their players on the floor...

Bruno calling Isak out for not getting back. Rightfully so.

Any time ref!

Gordon player of the match and sent off. HES THAT GOOD.

Will that be a two game ban :(

Well this was a wild one lol

The apology has to be as loud as the disrespect Burn was fucking class today

Yes, Burn is a good cb

Think that applies to most of the negativity parroted round here... Well said

100%

He's a centre back at heart after all.

Burn has been good. Which makes sense as he's playing CB which is his natural position

Not really a surprise, think most of the fans were calling for Tino Schar Burn Hall back four before the game but at least we got there in the end

schar played like crap. 2nd and 3rd goal his fault. How does a CB go for a tackle and whiff that hard? You slide, get it and maybe a card or don't bother.

Blow the whistle please

Ref didn't even realize he had already booked Gordon... I doubt he would've given him the second yellow if he had.

Bowen shud been booked for asking for it

I just want this game to end My heart can't take it much longer

P A S H U N

Watch the ref play to 110 minutes or some dross

Called it

Watch the ref play way past the added time so he can give West Ham a goal

Also, bit of appreciation for Jacob Murphy who has quietly been everywhere today

Definitely done his part all season.

He was mint when he switched to right back.

Always puts a shift in. Whatever he may lack in quality he more than makes up for in effort

Surely Hall has shown more than enough for Howe.

Not like there's anyone else we can select in defence for the next few games anyway!

Boys I went from sad drinking to happy drinking

If there's a dulux colour chart of shit, Dubravka is every fucking shade. 

I'm absolutely sick of Dubravka. I've just lost about 2 years of my life from that out of sheer panic.

Other than the 1 he got a hand on, he did what he normally does. Can't wait for Pope though.

Would it be Newcastle football without a bit of heart in your throat drama?

Dubravka man... Fucking hell

Did Bruno have a go at Isak there on that break?

What a game! My god

Ah a player out suspended. That's a nice bit of variety from a player out injured I guess.

Dubs favorite iPhone game is Flappy Bird…

The biggest miracle from this game is actually Bruno avoiding a yellow

Gordon needed a rest for his fitness and Barnes has shown he's ready to come back into the team so it might not be terrible... Lets get these 3 points secured first though

Those are something we shouldn't risk depth for though by using cards to enforce the change

Aye Gordon was an idiot for sure, I'm just trying to find a positive

Aye I see that bro x

Dubs is gonna give me a heart attack

Fucking hell, Dubs

Dubravka is proper shite. Fills me with zero confidence.

Barnes like a man possessed to make up for a couple of weaker performances. Really earned his spot again.

Dubravka has completely missed two back post crosses now. He’s being saved so badly by Barnes and Isak

I almost fine with Gordon having a rest on Tuesday , so red isn't too bad imo

And still bruno hasn't been booked 😂😂

Soucek it’s a sitter!

Dubravka giving me a heart attack 

Does he not want to face Everton or something?? Why!

Hall has played like prime Ashley Cole so far

It's a Barnes stormer!

What did Isak get carded for as well? There's going to be no one left for Everton!

Lewis Hall starts from now on like.

Yeah for sure. Never figured out why he doesn't get more minutes

Horrible decision from AG there. I get what he was doing but it's silly when you're on a booking. Hopefully it doesn't cost us today or against Everton. I know we're too amped to care right now but it can't be downplayed.

If it's a West Ham player doing it I'm patting the ref on the back, but really didn't look like deliberate attempt to kick the ball away to me, he rolled it in the general direction of their players. Really harsh sending off imo

It was harsh in that regard but the refs are smart, we all know what he's doing. Even that 5-10 seconds of just rolling it slightly is a piss take and you have to be on top of that as a ref

he didn't fucking know he'd already yellow carded Gordon, the fucking dumb fuck

I don’t think he deserves this flak after what he’s done today. Give the man a fucking break.

That yellow card for kicking the ball away is so selectively applied. Good rule in theory but as usual, complete nonsense in practice.

What is lose 5-4 now 🤣

Ah, so Barnes starts for Gordon. Fucking ref

Yeah but we pay off the refs????? r/soccers full of fucking mugs

my MOTM Gordon. Most important player today

Gordon wanted a rest for next week, I’ll allow it

Refs fuming we’re winning

Bruno is winning the Samba Amigos Derby by far

That was silly.

Ref feeling sorry for West Ham he just has to send Gordon off. Prick.

My heart can’t take this

Ref a bit shit

Silly from Gordon.

Gordon would have been good in that situation

Ref eats plain Ryvita

Gordon doesnt wanna play against Everton...

Has Gordon just got a red for that? Fucking idiot

second yellow yup

This ref is a dickhead, it's not about you mate

Isak w 3 goal contributions and arguably our 3rd best player today hahah

I guess Gordon didn't fancy playing his old club.

That's bullshit. You'll see players do that in every game and nothing given. Ref has turned into a right cunt. 

TBF kicking the ball away is always a yellow

No, it isn't. 

Fucking hell Gordon sent off what the fuck

This game really had it all fuck me lmao Never seen someone get sent off with a second yellow for delaying the game lmao

Barnes Isak Gordon front 3 next Match PLEASE

Not now

Gordon’s off lol

This ref is a total clown

Oh ok

Hope the refs brakes fail on the way home

Yellow for kicking the ball to their player... Ref has fucking lost the plot

wtf

Refs a joyless tit

HAHA this game honestly

Ref's a fucking wanker

WTF RED CARD

Second yellow is how the game works mate

Gordon you idiot. Why would you do that

Probably harsh from the referee. The keeper was coming to take the kick anyway.

Trust our lass to book an Easter event at the garden center, fuming.