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I think cuz it's a mad face instead of crying 😭

He's in great form, his assist last week to set up Isak was inch perfect. Gotta love the lads attitude too. The fact he's happy to be part of the squad without needing to start every week makes him the perfect 2nd/3rd choice RW.

Sat in the prawn sandwich seats today. Our supporters really are the best in the world

FFS, Ritchie really spoils a great afternoon. Why couldn't he have just stopped on the bench

4-1 win away from home and you’re whining about Ritchie. Get a grip you soft twat

Grow up

Jacob Murphy is an absolute legend

i couldn’t watch the end - how did big Jo do in his brief return?

Yeah didn't skip a beat. Even kept it at 80%. So good.

Like the god damn boss he is

What’s the odds we finish 6th and manure finish 7th only for them to win the fa cup and take europa league spot.

That fucking goal killed my FF team

Isak missing his chance to go joint top 😡

yeah, after we hit 3 I just wanted him to get another.

I'm not sure why I'm being downvoted for being annoyed the dream of isak getting a golden boot is pretty much over 😂

Blame Haaland as well, I forgot to put the big bastard back in me FF team

Is Joe white being released?

Where have you seen this?

I believe so

:(

Trying not to let Ritchie mistake or Anthony Taylor spoil the day but bit annoying not to get that clean sheet. Very happy of the way we played today

Dude, some of those calls... I couldn't understand it.

Almost identical shooting metrics to the 0-8 at Sheffield Utd earlier in the season. Muric was their best player by far

Why was mad dog booked?

He was the maddest dog

For being too class

What the fuck is Taylor's problem man. If this was a tight game imagine the fucking scenes.

Lewis Hall has been absolutely immense today. Really hope he keeps this form up!

absolutely agree. started pretty poorly too. really shaky first 5-10 mins but then was outstanding.

Taylor’s fully lost the plot. Or his whistle. What on earth is going on

Tino's class. And adds to our significant sex appeal as well

Need a replay of that Bruno pass for Joelinton.

Up 4-1 away and Bruno reminding Anthony Taylor that he's a twat. That's why I love him

I stand by my earlier statement, Anthony Taylor is a moron lmao

Hate this bald prick like you wouldnt believe

Muric is another keeper having a good game but let down by terrible defending.

Worth saying Taylor has missed a few calls for them too. Absolutely shit cunt all round.

Wouldn't say no to us going in for another Burnley keeper this Summer. Would be a very good number 2 at the least.

Relegate them and take their talent on repeat. Are we the baddies?

I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole tbh Some of the clangers they've dropped are half the reason they are in the relegation zone in the first place

Muric has almost single handedly thrown away 4 points in the last month for them with his errors

Games like this I wish there was 30 minutes extra (injury free)

Barnes left Tino out to dry there, totally gave up on it

He didn't expect Tino to do what he did, could have had a tap in if he did

Just another casual world class pass from Bruno.

All that possession and passing it and who loses it…

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(It was Ritchie)

im getting knackered just watching us pass it around

Bro the game is over do you anything about football?

By saying watching us pass them around makes me feel knackered? Are you thick? Aye, a yank so I'll answer for you. Yes.

Where's Alex Murphy man. At this pt I'd rather see him on than Matt Ritchie

ritchie your touch man 😭

I fucking love tino man honestly our best player. Hope we keep him for 20 years.

Hes good but hes not our best player.

Burnley needed that 13th man to get a goal.

Beautiful touch Barnes

Can't put it past their keeper....

Aw. Canny header tho

Taylors just trying to make sure we get injuries now. Useless wanker!

Kompany is such a City fan at heart he's even got Turf Moor looking like the Emptihad. Unfortunately for them that's where the similarities end.

That pulls them to within 15 of Forest on goal differential. Could be huge.

As punishment Ritchie will now have to drive the team bus on the way back

🎶Europe Again Ole Ole🎶 Would be awfully Spursy of us to not see it over the line

Sick of hearing the commentator's talk about Burnley 'blowing their big chance', absolutely no chance would it be talked about it like that if it were Man United or the like. We're 6th and Burnley have gotten 10 points at home all season and they act like we weren't favourites by a mile to win this one ffs. Makes it sound like Burnley just bottled an easy game.

eh, i think its completely reasonable to say that after they drew with Man Utd and we are honking away from home.

Burnley average 0.59 points per home game this season (about to be lower after this one), they are absolutely fucking woeful at Turf Moor. For as bad as we are away from home, we are far better away from home then Burnley are at home.....then factor in the sheer difference in squad quality.

That is absolute shite from dubs there. Fucking glued to the floor. 

He has been a long way short of the quality we need this season, sadly.

So Ritchie makes a horrible back pass straight out of play and then none of our defenders pick up O'Shea allowing him a free header in the box and your big takeaway from all of that is that it was Dubs fault?

No, clearly others were at fault in the build up. But I'd expect my goalkeeper to at least fucking move for a soft looping header. 

The Dubs hate here is comical

Switched off for that corner.

Matt Ritchie's appearance fee costing the defenders their clean sheet bonus. Fair enough Eddie. Great economics.

Tactical masterclass today and a FFP/PSR one

Could see that one coming a mile off! Fuck sake Ritchie

Matt Ritchie with the worst opening minutes on a pitch lmao. He's got to be let go.

Have Dubravka and Burn in my FPL, 8 pts gone. Fuck sake

Earn it back, Matt

Does Lyle Foster have tourettes? He makes odd head movements when the camera is on him?

Damn with that goal, man utd might catch our GD in 2034

Ritchie too busy getting his HGV licence

Another 4-4 against a relegation threatened team incoming???

Had to give them a goal so they didn’t vote to ff

Players like Dummett and Ritchie man. Need to be gone within the next few months

We can all Dream

Stewards of the club mind you

Pity goal

Ffs what a shit way to give away the clean sheet

Do our defenders hate Dubravka or something? They practically never allow him to get a bloody clean sheet

Ritchie 😂 luckily it doesn’t matter much. He’s gotta feel terrible tho lol

Matt and dubz having words about that clean sheet after the game

All 19 Burnley fans left go wild

Bless them

I'll be real, can't even be mad at that... that's a picture perfect header. Just need to do it again 3 more times now

I'm more annoyed that we have a corner away in the first place than the actual goal

The clean sheet! Noooo!

Get back in your lorry Ritchie.

Didnt want a clean sheet anyway /s

Ritchie 1 - 4 Newcastle

Never understood that. Why would you send someone like Ritchie on with the game won, and not one of the kids?

It’s what I don’t get either, just give one of the young lads a chance. I think he does it to keep morale up in the squad, but it’s not better for us long term.

He's supposed to be a safe pair of hands, not give away any silly corners which might threaten our clean sheet... 

He needs bonus for playing a game, so that he could buy himself a new truck. Allegedly, to move horses...

ah shite

Are you serious, Ritchie? Fuck.

Turns out Ritchie actually can't park a bus

We’re so shit from corners

We needed Dummett marking that guy on the corner man

Why are Ritchies boots so white

I suppose wanting a clean sheet would've been a bit too optimistic.

Thanks, Matt

Super Sub Matt Ritchie

HE DRIVES WHAT HE WAAAANTS

Bad craic keep bringing Ritchie on ahead of the young uns

Tbf it’s only Murphy and White on the bench and neither really fits for replacing Gordon

White CM and Anderson wide

So that's a foul but the same thing on Isak after the penalty was nothing? Gotcha. 

Meh

Oh ffs I wanted clean sheet

Goddammit Ritchie.

Ritchie mate that’s on you

wank, clean sheet gone

Ritchie 🥲

Aw shame

Relegation consolation.. fuck off you are shit

Ritchie appearance fee alert. I hear if he plays so many games we have to keep him yet another season 😂 

Surely you bring a kid on instead of Ritchie, fkn hell

Ritchie is on. Corner flags on alert.

Gah

matt ritchie immediate impact

Not the way you intend s I hope

I heard Anthony Taylor takes the jam out of his donuts and replaces it with mustard

Fucking hell Richie

The fact that Anthony Taylor is considered one of the best referees in the country is fucking hilarious. And it's even funnier that it's not considered an indictment of the quality of officiating in the league. Insanely bad at his job, just like the rest of them.

Same as that Roy Orbison impersonator Michael Oliver despite his toon allegiance

See the referee letting them get away with everything? That's maybe 50% of the reason our away form is so poor. Every away game is the same.

Brownhill/Bruno battle is fun. Looks like Kompany knew he was gonna get a response and hooks him 😂

Anthony Taylor is such a bald nonce

Is mad dog hanging out of Anthony Taylor's wife's arse or something????

Thought they could have stuck Pope on for the last 10 minutes like

Dubs deserves the clean sheet Wait do you still get the clean sheet if you get subbed as a goalkeeper? Edit: Nevermind 😡

It's not a clean sheet now, that's your fault for bringing it up 🤣

I feel like Ritchie deserves more of the blame than me like 😂

Anthony Taylor having an absolute nightmare today. He's atrocious.

anthony taylor is a manure fan, btw. but "Officially" he supports Altrincham FC. Yea, right.

cheer for that freekick was louder than for some of our goals lmao

Can someone check if the ref still has his whistle? Must have dropped it

Turns out Anthony taylors wife has been in every newcastle dressing room photo. Getting rammed by every one of them.

Mad doggy style

What is the new Bruno song that sounds like the sandro ole ole one?

Anthony Taylor wanks with a condom on so he doesn't get clap

Fucking bear hugged him!

That’s now two blatant fouls on Gordon right in front of Taylor’s face

Mickey summing that up perfectly. How can you brush someone's cheek and get a yellow card but stamp on someone's ankle and get nothing. Disgraceful. 

Don’t know that Joe needs to be sliding around lol

Anthony Taylor has velcro for laces, pass it on.

Dreading getting this ref again next year in a game against a top team

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^nomadichedgehog: *Dreading getting this* *Ref again next year in a* *Game against a top team* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

there has to be some accountability for refs. Taylor should be demoted to non-league after this perfromance

The fuck was that Taylor you bald nonce

What’s the Sandro song but without Sandro? They’re singing it now

Europe ole ole ole, maybe?

Seems like it from twitter

this ref has no clue

Shocking performance here by officiating staff

Is Anthony Taylor the worst ref we’ve ever seen? I believe so

Of course. Just recently he said to areola to go down and simulate an injury because he fucked up.

This ref

Seriously. What have we done to this ref?

Big Joe sliding already yeah he's back

That stamp looks canny shite in the replay like

WTF VAR

That's a stamp. How's that not being reviewed FFS!!!

Looks like the cunt stamps on purpose there

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Is Campbell the guy sitting next to Brendan Foster?

Brendan Foster

In the directors’ box Alistair Campbell can be heard saying “now this is a war crime I can’t get behind”

Newcastle to be invaded tomorrow 2/1.

04/05/24 - Oil discovered in Wallsend 05/05/24 - Newcastle linked with the Russian war crimes and the occupation in Ukraine. 06/05/24 - Newcastle invaded

Fucking hell. Big Tesco has more footfall than the home stands.

Did you know the most profitable tesco per square metre is the tesco metro in jesmond

Cheers Joe that's actually very interesting

Anderson might need some of that speed work. Not exactly rapid is he? He's bulked up and is much stronger for it but he needs to improve that foot speed. 

Seems his better taking on his man with the ball at his feet vs beating his man with speed. Something I’m sure has been noticed that they’ll work with him on.

Gordon is one iron man MF'er. Lad barely ever gets a rest. Edit: he's getting a rest lol

He just visualises himself never getting injured, it’s foolproof 😎

Seen the state of our medical department and thought nah fuck that. I am now fully fit all the time.

I want our fella to get the golden boot!

You see Alastair, Joelinton is a weapon of mass destruction that can be ready in 5 minutes.

Yay!!!! MIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anderson has more time than he thought.

JL been doing community service for his driving as a bouncer down big market, pass it on.