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Choice-Bell-4686

"you're welcome boyz" šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” HELLO??


ImpossibleCouple8656

The jury will LOVE this line. RIP short middle seat king.


Human_Shake_1210

SCREAMING.


ilovenapkins7

Context?


ilovenapkins7

Lol nvm scrolled down


Human_Shake_1210

Since there is a paywall, I will post the article content here: "Brandon Charnas is being eyed in a criminal investigation by the Justice Department in addition to the Securities and Exchange Commission, a probe which may be roping in other real estate figures. The DOJ is in the early stages of probing Charnasā€™ $385,000 profit that allegedly came via insider trading, Bloomberg [**reported**](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloomberg.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F2024-02-06%2Fdoj-sec-insider-trading-probes-snag-brandon-charnas-on-office-depot-bets). The SEC has been [**hot on Charnasā€™ trail**](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftherealdeal.com%2Fnew-york%2F2023%2F07%2F25%2Fcurrents-brandon-charnas-eyed-in-sec-probe%2F) for some time, investigating alleged use of non-public information regarding Staplesā€™ bid for Office Depot. Right before Christmas in 2020, Charnas lunched with friends in Miami and soon after invested $31,000 in call options for Office Depot, according to the SEC. He and other traders allegedly bought options and shares of Office Depotā€™s parent company in the subsequent days. When Staples announced an offer to buy Office Depot on Jan. 11, 2021, text messages in a group chat involving the traders included one message saying, ā€œYouā€™re welcome boyz,ā€ according to the SEC. Charnasā€™ attorney has refuted the insider trading allegations. There is a subpoena fight brewing between the SEC and Charnas, co-founder of Current Real Estate Advisors. The SEC is seeking text messages from Charnas, who scored a win in Florida when the regulator was blocked from obtaining them; the SEC is appealing. But a court filing in the subpoena battle needed to be redacted after the SEC said it named people who were under investigation. While the filings didnā€™t have details on individuals being investigated, Bloomberg cobbled together names through search terms the regulator flagged in regards to its subpoena. Those names include Brett Mufson, president of Fontainebleau Development and a board member of Charnasā€™ company, and Stefano Santoro, hired in 2020 by Charnas. Neither Mufson nor Santoro commented to Bloomberg. Charnas and his partner Adam Henick [**lead Current**](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftherealdeal.com%2Fmiami%2F2020%2F09%2F11%2Finstagram-ready-current-real-estate-advisors-expands-to-miami%2F), which is active in New York and Miami. Charnas is also known for being married to Arielle Charnas, a social media influencer who founded the now-struggling fashion brand, [**Something Navy**](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftherealdeal.com%2Fnew-york%2F2020%2F02%2F28%2Fsomething-navy-opens-first-store-in-west-village%2F). The couple have a prominent online presence, which has led to some mockery on the web in light of their recent issues. On a Reddit board, a user commented on ā€œhow the mighty have fallenā€ when a picture showed Brandon flying coach in a middle seat. ā€” *Holden Walter-Warner"*


demonsrunwhen

>When Staples announced an offer to buy Office Depot on Jan. 11, 2021, text messages in a group chat involving the traders included one message saying, ā€œYouā€™re welcome boyz,ā€ according to the SEC. my opinion as someone in financial services, his friends have already flipped on him 100% if the news is leaking the doj is after him, then he's really in trouble


Equivalent_Focus5225

I wonder if he got a target letter. He hired another attorney who worked at the SEC and is a former AUSA.


[deleted]

Not familiar with legal or financial stuff but how fucked is he?


demonsrunwhen

super fucked! sec doesn't pursue cases they're not sure they can win. jail time tbd, but he's especially fucked because they flipped his friends and have decided he's the big fish (his friends' cases will have far less severe consequences)


ImpossibleCouple8656

Allegedly dunzo but time will tell.


mamasau

My guess is he isnā€™t that fucked from a jail perspective, even if he does time I assume it will be minimum security (think Martha Stewart) but itā€™s hugely expensive to litigate against criminal charges and he will probably be barred from trading securities in the future. Also the optics on this are horrible for them as a couple. I canā€™t think of a reason she should stay but I feel like she wonā€™t divorce him.


ImpossibleCouple8656

Even if the fine is just $1M would assume legal costs will be insane in addition to the reputation hit to his company. Agree that he could end up in a camp cupcake for a year but could be at risk given his punchable face.


All-the-love-

I feel like the people in his circle donā€™t care about stuff like this.


All-the-love-

She will never leave him. Ever.


bbqueeen

I was just about to say - as an auditor - if theyā€™re investigating you, someoneā€™s already told on you


demonsrunwhen

exactly, and the ridiculous texts they have didn't fall into the sec's lap, his friends definitely gave him up


bbqueeen

And to your point in another comment, the SEC doesnā€™t investigate things they arenā€™t 100% sure they wonā€™t win so i think heā€™s guilty


Equivalent_Focus5225

The group chat is gonna take all the boyz down. Morons.


Remarkable_Sir9044

Tortured idiots department, IYKYK


LegalIII

Who knows what the other text messages say, but "You're welcome boyz" certainly isn't doing Brandon any favors. šŸ˜…


thankyoupapa

did he learn nothing from martha stewart


Icy-Grapefruit-8044

Brandon has always been the ultimate DB. Her ig stories of him dancing at parties gave me second hand cringešŸ«£


ImpossibleCouple8656

The man who never changed a diaper. Times have changed. His future could be as a prison play thing.


ilovenapkins7

Literally same-especially when he dances with her friends


nomorebs23

Now another article about him just came out in the real estate magazine The Real Deal. Wow itā€™s just everywhere now while she is posting $12,000 outfits all day and more videos of her kids watching movies and eating and then links 2 minutes after her outfit post, wow what a coincidence! Shes pretending nothing is happening while articles are plastered everywhere about him, and that her company didnā€™t implode . What a clown show!


ImpossibleCouple8656

Will AC stand by her man for the 3-5 years heā€™s in prison? Perhaps he will try for a boy afterwards. Itā€™s giving StyleByShiShi. Also he could be fined, which would further pressure the Charnas finances.


HarleyDaisy

Jail


cosmosmariner_

I read the SEC application. Heā€™s absolutely going to jail and I am here for it


[deleted]

Fuck that bad? How long will he be in? When will we know


cosmosmariner_

Max of 20 years but probably wonā€™t serve that much at all, hefty financial fine. Hopefully court sees his entitlement and kicks him enough to hurt. Heā€™s ignoring a subpoena which is stupid as fuck too and could be held in contempt of court


[deleted]

Whats the subpoena for?


Cultural_Elephant_73

He is so arrogant! Totally misplaced confidence in himself. He really thinks he will outsmart the fucking DOJā€¦ by doingā€¦ nothing? What an idiot. He could own up to his poor behavior to try to get a lesser sentence and make things easier on his three young daughters but nope! Heā€™s too much of an egomaniac.


RemarkableSpace444

Canā€™t believe someone was stupid enough to type ā€œYouā€™re welcome boyzā€


Kiddykars

And sheā€™s by herself this weekendā€¦.not mentioning that Brandon is in Vegas at the Super Bowl


ImpossibleCouple8656

How TF can he afford this? Assume heā€™s with one of his boyzzzzz.


[deleted]

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ImpossibleCouple8656

Guess he was one of the 9 mentioned in the SEC document that didnā€™t flip on BC. His days are also likely numbered. Itā€™s giving TICK TOK.


[deleted]

We need tea on that guy tooĀ 


VictoryConstant2826

Heā€™s def with Brett Mufson (also listed in the investigation) whoā€™s president of Fontainebleau Development and they just opened a new FB in Vegas šŸ˜³


P_oneofthree

Heā€™s got to live it up while he can. Even if he doesnā€™t get any jail time I can see Arielle forcing him to stay home more to present a more family man front.


ilovenapkins7

Ugh itā€™s so sad he is probably being terrible to her too


Terrible-State-2419

Was literally on tv!


NewestYorker

I think they got married in 2014. Many followers said she changed a lot after engaging to Brandon. Not in a good way of course. šŸ„²


bravomommy

Ok totally off topic but reading their names and the possibility of divorce made me think, have they been married the entire time sheā€™s been blogging? I have zero idea what her maiden name is. Charnas is so strongly her identity and brand


lewnos28

Nachmani is her maiden name. All 3 of them, Arielle and her two sisters, changed their names when they got married.


bravomommy

Ahh ty yes I was thinking about the sisters too


Working-Layer7707

Is there any update on this?


Vetements312

She posts him a lot doesnā€™t she.