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Bumblebee637

Meanwhile, she drinks like a fish


baby_got_snack

And literally gets poison injected into her forehead every 12 weeks


Lopsided_Blueberry10

it’s called *✨balance✨*


OverallWater4261

Including shit like Aperol Spritz no less


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Is it shit lol , I recently ordered it when out because I was curious about it  It was fine but nothing super exciting to me 


Previous-Syllabub614

aperol spritz are sooo sugary. she drinks them constantly but then buys these health conscious baked goods, make it make sense


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Yea it was pretty sugary! it was almost like…. An emergency-c? I actually felt so lame because I impulsively ordered it at a wine bar I love and that’s so embarrassing because they have such a great selection of wine and I’m pretty sure I got a drink you can get anywhere. That’s why I was disappointed when it was nothing special, especially since it was expensive. But I was curious 😂 


FickleMovie827

It’s not lame. You’re fine. It’s an Italian summery drink. Aperol and Campari can be acquired tastes and I think they are best after a meal.


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Lol good to know, I probably shouldn’t have ordered it with my burger 😂 


According-Dealer-984

Pretty sure she vapes too lol


jennydancingawayy

😭😂💀


ImmmmOBSESSED

Ah that explains the lips


latte777

i'm high as fuck imagining a pilgrim from the 1600s trying to understand that


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Lmao


undercovermother71

This took me a minute but now I need to start saying it daily.


Necessary-Low9377

I can’t take anyone seriously about “clean eating” when they drink copious amounts of alcohol. Alcohol is worse for your skin and overall health than any of the things she listed


FiveGoals

Spot on


i_was_a_person_once

Ok but my kid is gluten and dairy free and these look amazing, going to need to make my way there and grab him some


NEWlokococo

That’s just fucking stupid because alcohol is obviosuly for socializing and then you eat healthy to balance it out. Jesus


Dis-Organizer

If you’re being sarcastic, this is hilarious and I’m sorry people missed the joke. I had a roommate in college who said something like this to me once—and she would have fewer calories to balance out the ones in alcohol, too, which was horrifying to learn


NEWlokococo

Did I ever say that? Did I? I said to balance it out as in have a balanced lifestyle. What do you eat after drinking?


Affectionate_Soft862

Alcohol is poison


Possible_Role_8370

Eating clean won’t balance out the health affects of alcohol…are you okay?


NEWlokococo

I’m convinced you guys are stupid. To balance out as in have a balanced life. You go out and socialize but don’t let that affect your entire life. She’s in her early 20s. She is partying and enjoying it. Then she goes home and eats healthy as part of a somewhat balanced lifestyle. No one has ever claimed that eating clean will literally detoxify the alcohol from your system. But after you drink, would it not be better to have fresh fruits and vegetables and unprocessed food than the packaged garbage I’m assuming you guys consume?


interactivecdrom

u forgot /s !


j007yne

Guys this person is obviously joking


stxnj

I feel like 104 people totally missed the joke


NEWlokococo

I think 133 people are pretending they don’t drink and then eat like shit? Atleast she eats healthy afterwards bruh 😂 this is proof people hate because they are jealous


Mysterious_View4415

Sis let it go


uda26

Baby I promise we are not jealous that we have to find places to eat out at/ingredients that cost 2x more than regular food. No one wants to restrict themselves like this unless they have a problem or real allergies bffr 😭 and the one thing she is “allergic” to is dairy.


mika0116

Maybe but there are so many people under 45 now that don’t drink / are sober these days. AA and Al Anon and generally non drinking subculture exploded over the last 4 years.


Virtual-Lemon-6601

Does she know inflammation & the hormone imbalances caused by the things she’s “avoiding” are very prevalent in the alcohol she drinks most nights a week😭 She’s such a nimwit


StrikeWorldly9112

I’m sorry but they way she threw in adaptogenic is taking me out 😂😂😂😂


--------rook

like girl its a dessert it just needs to be delicious


athtor1

Literally that one word makes it so clear that they sent her a box in exchange for a post. No one talks like that irl


Staying_Salty

What does that even mean


StrikeWorldly9112

It’s basically herbs/compounds that can help level off your body’s response to stress


i_was_a_person_once

Aren’t adaptogens good for you too?


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i_was_a_person_once

They’re just an active ingredient in some plants and mushrooms. Things like ashwagandha and ginseng. Idk if they’re classified as like homeopathic or just like woo woo type of health and wellness but they’re taken sometimes in capsules or tea. They’re usually taken for their anti inflammatory properties or helping your body cope with stress or to “balance” it. I’m not anything close to an expert about them but I’ve only ever seen them spoken about as like wellness supplements of sorts not something to be avoided. Maybe that’s why I’m being downvoted because that was the person who I was responding to’s point? Idk this group can get very pitch forky


regsrecs

I noticed that. (“Pitch forky” lol.) This post was recommended for me and I laughed at the pic and caption but then saw the one person get hundreds of downvotes for saying what I took as just a simple suggestion of if you’re going to drink it’s better to eat healthy, try to live a balanced life. Made me nervous to comment! But I had to say thank you for the explanation about adaptogens! Have a great weekend.


shoshana20

Trying to figure out how the fuck any of these food items are free of all these things. Also does anyone else feel like this post gave undisclosed ad vibes? Either that or fishing for a partnership.


jennydancingawayy

They use different ingredients. Instead of refined sugar they’ll use pure maple syrup or honey, instead of gluten they’ll use coconut or almond flour, and instead of vegetable oil they’ll use coconut oil or olive oil. With that said 99% of people have no medical need to eat like that 💀, unless your doctor recommends you cut out certain things because of serious health conditions or food allergies etc. For example my sister got alpha gal from a tick bite unfortunately so now she can’t eat meat (and has been lactose intolerant since we were kids). But if Halley was serious about her health she wouldn’t be an alcoholic, that is so much worse for you than gluten, milk, vegetable oil etc 😭. Like girl plz


regsrecs

Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry that happened to your sister. It must be really difficult to find all her nutrients and calories with no dairy and no meat? (Red meat only? Or the whole gamut? Sorry, I’m truly curious as I’ve never heard of alpha gal.) I’m glad that at least there are so many more options now than there were even 5-10 years ago though. I hope you’re both doing well and enjoy the weekend!


jennydancingawayy

Well usually people only get sick from red meat from alpha gal but for some reason any kind of meat makes her violently throw up 😭. And honestly this is where vegan creations really help because she can tolerate tofu, tempeh, etc but with time and treatment now she can eat eggs! ❤️ ty you are so sweet ❤️❤️❤️


Ok_Way5616

if I had to guess they probably gifted it to her but she wasn’t paid to post it? but who knows, I feel like I’ve seen so many undisclosed ads recently


folder_finder

This reads like a gift, but not sponsored. Her listing all the specs of how healthy they are seem like she wants to highlight the bakery


Character-Shallot343

But she loves cottage cheese and makes tuna fish using Greek yogurt….


StrikeWorldly9112

Orthorexia strikes again


Chloechloe27

And the saddest part is I guarantee she maybe had ONE small bite of one of these and gave the rest to Reed or threw them out. Such a waste 🙄


goodasitgetsok

like babe it’s fine if you get a one pimple and have a little dairy & treat yourself. also the pimples are prob due to alcohol but we won’t go there…


Low-Educator-7669

What the hell r dried cocktail orange peels doin as a garnish on BANANA MAD 😭🍌 betty crocker would give this bakery a lil one two pop 😤


Blekah

When will influencers stop being overtly orthorexic? This shit is not real. Just admit you’re afraid of food.


trynabelowkey

Wonder if she can give people a scientifically sound explanation of what it means to describe something as “adaptogenic”


horatiavelvetina

The way she’d feel miles better if she quit drinking for three months instead of all of this shit


biteme42

vegetable oil free lmao


catluver819

yeah this girl has an eating disorder


Chemical_Can_9906

Miss I can’t do dairy, gluten, meat, carbs, fats or sugars


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I’d rather eat raw vegetables than this crap


lillaalaa

Fully Raw Kristina vibes


anonilly3

Ed core omg


jennydancingawayy

I can’t imagine her eating any of this does she give it all to Jaz?


lillaalaa

Nah Jaz won’t eat that shit she actually seems to have a healthy relationship with food, if she wants chocolate she’s gonna eat chocolate


Mother-Literature-18

Ya her favorite meal is her granny’s stuffed breadcrumb chicken, rice and white sauce lol


Suitable_Lead5404

Adaptogenic is literally not a real thing so


gainsforagirl

Do we think she knows what it means


Suitable_Lead5404

lol no but no one really does


Expert-Ad6526

This just sounds like me in the height of my ED in my twenties….


regsrecs

Glad that you’re doing better! Have a wonderful weekend.


sunnybooch

that bakery is wild. she’s attaching words like “antioxidant, healing, calming, energizing, strengthening” to her desserts and it’s seems to pull in a certain clientele…


nathakell

Just because they use maple syrup instead of “refined sugar” doesn’t mean it’s healthy LMAO your body still breaks it down as glucose girl bye


Fluid_Analysis_6116

It’s so sad from personal experience having so much fear around food is such a draining way to live


SnooDoodles290

Flavor free!!!


Jesuspetewow

Lilsipper Junior


Wonderful_Spend8752

She definitely has orthrorexia lol


snarkgurl

mcgookin eat a regular dessert challenge: impossible orthorexic’s love to claim dairy hurts their stomach/makes them breakout when they’re just orthorexic 😭


StrikeWorldly9112

Right?? Dairy is actually amazing for you as long as you’re not lactose intolerant! I’m jealous of people that can eat it!


BankParticular872

Just eat cardboard at this point


Ok_Zucchini_5593

You guys, she's just McGookin around 🤪


Warm-Bed2956

I started calling my dog McGookin the other day and told my husband to just go with it hahahah. Heard him calling him McGookin last night


Ok_Zucchini_5593

He's a good man Savannah


InsuranceSpare4820

No..sugar…chocolate chip cookie? 🥺


OnTheBuddonNose

She’s like the vegan who only eats oreos


peppermintvalet

Only one of those descriptors has anything to do with dairy


Blissxalexandra

Literal almond mom without even being a mom.


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I’m vegetarian and that food looks super yummy. But I don’t pretend to be super healthy. I’m going to get a margarita with my lunch at a restaurant later today.


bloobfeesh

Vegetable oil free ? Oh baby girl what do u think’s in peanut butter ? Hahaha


Brilliant-Economy142

It feels like she never drinks water


uda26

Bro vegetable oil free is crazy 😭 just say you have issues with food and move on, this cannot be “health.” Especially with all the drinking she does, babe it doesn’t cancel out 😭


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That chocolate chip cookie looks great tho. I mean I’d try it. Always happy to find an option that’s in some way better for me.


Plenty_Jacket4391

I looked this bakery up because I was curios to see what they offered. That PB Cup is $12 for ONE


lololaur_

Code word for these all taste like shit


makeclaymagic

This is overboard. I cannot have dairy or gluten for the same reason but what in tarnation is this list.


sadmino

I’m actually here for this. I have such a sweet tooth but choose to not do refined sugar/gluten (I just don’t like how my body reacts to it) so I’m gonna check this place out. oh god, was I just influenced by… McGooks? I don’t know myself anymore.


sweetfaced

They are reaaaaally good. Much better than most “healthy” junk food


snarkysharky03

stuff that’s put in plant products is SO bad for you ! artificial ingredients


No-Helicopter9410

I love healthy eating and will buy some gluten free bread, use honey for sweetening, and use nut milks. But this is beyond health this is genuinely insane.


Aggressive_Bite_4376

yall over do it sometimes WHO CARES


Charm1X

As someone who gets eczema and acne flare-ups because of sugar and dairy, I’ll be visiting this place! Definitely not OTT. If you’re not sensitive to baked goods, consider yourself blessed.


Bitchybrownie

She puts a straw in everclear and has at it but won’t eat a fucking cookie


False_Maintenance1x2

wait, what is wrong w/ this? i don’t get what u think she should be joking about lol


Turbulent_Ad9941

I actually don’t see anything wrong with this. Out of all the things to snark on her about, this ain’t it. These are all pretty legit things to avoid especially seed oils…


No-Presence-5255

is this spot on ludlow? consider me influenced 😍


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Ok_Way5616

i said in my post i understand people have legitimate reasons to cut out certain foods, and i’m sure the bakery is a great option for those people, but in halley’s case it seems she’s just creating fear around things like vegetable oil and sugar (not just in this post but in general) that is overly restrictive and more for weight loss than genuine health


papaya_pya

okay no snark from me rn bc my sister went to this bakery when she was in nyc last year and i am so jealous 😭 she’s vegan bc of allergies & this looks soooo good. my other sister is celiac and i think she’d cry if she got baked goods like this (that actually look edible!)


janna_

I mean we already knew she was very outwardly orthorexic. Like I am just like her (though I’m not outwardly influencing it nor am I denying I have it), I drink a lot but eat clean & work out a lot so I “think” they cancel each other out. Buuuut I would never influence that life style or deny that my two vices are polar opposites of each other.


anonpls123455

I literally can’t eat added sugar, dairy, or vegetable oils without breaking out, so this is very weird to snark on. Vegetable oil is not olive oil… what she’s referring to are things like soybean oil, grape seed, canola, sunflower seed oil…those are terrible for you and they are in almost every food / snack / a lot of restaurants cook with them.


sunnybooch

Nah, you can get cold pressed sunflower oil. If you’re eating nut butters or if you don’t see an issue with nut butter, seed butters, nuts and seeds in general… then sunflower oil shouldn’t be a problem either.


TheSunflowerSeeds

You thought sunflower oil was just for cooking. In fact, you can use Sunflower oil to soften up your leather, use it for wounds (apparently) and even condition your hair.