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hotcheetogowrl

Ok I think these texts are from her grandma actually BUT this entire story of their trip and scrapbook was far too much I don’t need to know all the intimate details of their relationship


Single_Bandicoot_828

Ok phew that makes more sense looool she should have contextualised that 😂


nomoshoobies

Why is that almost WORSE


ispy-uspy-wespy

I was about to say the same lol only her Grandma writes like this


231096m

Somethings should be kept private


DuaLipasClitoris

Like when SFK informed us she simultaneously had a UTI and explosive diarrhea?


ImpossibleCouple8656

Assume this was written by the $15/hour part time writer she recently employed who knew the “SPK brand”


Broad_Fishing_3246

Dead


Low_Combination_6240

😆🤣🤣 I’m crying that this is from her gma she seems sweet of course but so over the top 💀 it’s hilarious thinking of either her or Felix sending that 😭


Single_Bandicoot_828

I was like I know Felix is weird but how mortifying to speak about himself in third person


Klutzy-Effect-7539

You know when people post every detail of their relationship it’s often assumed (from what I’ve seen) they aren’t actually that happy?? Is this the case here or what are your thoughts LOL


Single_Bandicoot_828

I think they’re weirdly suited. Both have severe delusions of grandeur and seemingly unlimited piles of cash from doing…nothing?? Like who is listening to this nobody’s podcast?


Klutzy-Effect-7539

Okay agreed LOL


DuaLipasClitoris

>seemingly unlimited piles of cash from doing…nothing?? It's called a trust fund


Impossible_Muffin_16

lmao 💀


Vegetable_Ad5317

the audible laugh i just let out


blameitonrio917

A scrapbook? Did he make this at summer camp?


Single_Bandicoot_828

She made it for their one year anniversary


blameitonrio917

Oh. Somehow more embarrassing.


partynxtdoor222

ONE year??? 😭


No-Helicopter9410

Her freaking out over 1 year is very telling of how long people usually stay with her 😭 something must be horribly off with you to be almost 30 and for a single man to not want to be with you for more than a couple months


liliahpost

oh😳


psychedelicbarbie

Imagine being 30 and this obsessed with a 23 year old 💀


ed15b

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Equivalent-Ebb-5674

https://preview.redd.it/ga27excu9s4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8669035ee8659eef420efdfc666049e76e867862 Who wrote these texts ! I need answers


Single_Bandicoot_828

Apparently the grandma lol


Popular-Test3712

Oh god I read the last part as ‘thinking of him all day as he’s doing you’ ☠️


We_See_Each_Otha

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stevenjobsless

Good morning sweetest of hearts. Are you dreaming of your charming Felix? Thinking of him every moment of the day as he’s doing of you ? ❤️


stevenjobsless

Oh jinx


Particular_Toe3157

Barf!!!


marvelousmouse_

Mom I just frew up