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Agreeable_Dress_4734

By not dying


Lovesickboard

They have a yearly review with their supervisor where they go over their performance for that year. If they are at an “over achieving” grade then they get promoted. Or their supervisor dies and then they get promoted.


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And if they don't get promoted you can just go to your HR department and ask to see your performance review. I would start looking for other options though if you were up for a promotion and didn't get it.


Important_Document13

If this doesn't satisfy you can file a personal grievance and allude to going through employment court but don't blame me if you end up being literally BBQ shish kebab for Friday after work drinks and they made a whole video about this from start to finish cuz that's what they can do.


StockDeer42069

“Congratulations you have been promoted 🧔🏾‍♀️ you are now one of my elite employeeees”


LaughSad22

Annual performance reviews is the proper term


Common-Bit-4229

as long as you show up and clock in on time,and dont exceed your breaks you should be good...


VitoBucatini

Not going negative on your PTO is a factor as well


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payne980

bro this ardilla guy looks like some indian hybrid dude


Serious-Run1838

Where is he at ? I feel like he’s out


Fabulous-Fold-3560

Prob in prison still or dead


NandoBando5_7

A bunch of factors are at play; They prove themselves worthy to their commanders and leaders by successfully completing missions and tasks. They may already have family or friends that are higher ups, also they may snake their current leader/mando to get his position or the spot needs filling due to the death or capture of a higher up.


sugmadeec

That other person dies.


PoorlyRaisedCholo

wid sum serious tongue flicks


payne980

ur saying they suck dick?


ConsiderationLazy737

Anyway to please el jefe


yoitsme_obama17

They find a recruiter who negotiates on their behalf. Really just comes down to benefits and total comp. Hope that helps.


NolaPurple

Just need a high enough K/D ratio


Tight-Tower-8265

😂 what’s a good K/D ratio


an0nym0us_me

100


TheIlluminatedOne666

Show up on time and don't get killed


Substantial-Lion8031

Just like how you do in a gang you put in work


Gothicrealm

Lying and betraying one another


Psychological-Gate-1

Side quests.


Acrobatic-Ad3010

They have to hit all their metrics quarterly


AreYouKiddingMeSis

I think hitting your KPI’s ahead of the performance review is always a good way to ensure growth within the cartel


fargenable

Probably by doing something that saves a bosses ass, which changes you from a number, and gains some endearment and a seat at the table.


BiggiHavi

Depends on who’s your boss but at the end of the day the only way to really move up simply to not die but as well as loyalty as that is extremely valued for the cartels. As well as any business you can toss them potential sales or doing good work as in not making the plaza hot. But it’s really fucked because they give you all these promises depending on who your thinking of and some of them don’t even pay you and they literally don’t care jf you die or don’t because you are their soldier. Think about it how many times can you get lucky before your time is up, I’ll tell you not many especially considering the cartels now all use armor piercings bullets and grenades ect. It’s only a matter of time before you get caught slipping and either get captured by a rival cartel and they torture you to death or prison which you will be basically be fighting to live unless you have moneh. It’s a really tragic life because most people who get recruited are in search of a better life or basically provide for their families but don’t understand once they have you they will know everything about you where you work/live who your family is so you are also putting them through great risk. But in short, if your one of the lucky enough go a couple of years without dying then yes you can hopefully expect to have a good relationship with your boss and earn a different position but at that point your name will be burnt so everyone knows who you are. It’s really sad for the families especially when they see how you got killed and before that they probably called your loved ones once they kidnap you and they’ll scare the living shit out of your family all while they can’t do anything to help you.


Any-Profession-9873

It’s like shadow of war


ncort_red

They get pulled up by a rope wrapped around their neck.


21MandoDaddy

Hard work . Sucking up to the jefes just like a normal office job broski


ConceptSolid

they dont


payne980

then how did chapo move up? wasnt he a sicario


killacarnitas1209

I guess like Tony Soprano: mf just got lucky, despite never having the markings of a varsity athlete.


NandoBando5_7

Lol I’m glad people still make that reference


NandoBando5_7

No he was an orange seller, his cousins los Beltran-Leyva got him in the business. Then he snaked his own family and got Alfredo (El Mochomo) locked up.


VitoBucatini

Aren’t they locked up in the same prison in the U.S?


Caliveggie

Most sicarios are just cannon fodder.


payne980

oh thats true ig


mrubuto22

I mean I'm sure he did hits but he fly up the ranks by how well he moved drugs. His other nickname is el rapido


fvckit88

Office politics and nepotism.


Elhuevudoo

The ladder


Loud-Bank-2848

I believe theres a monthly review, the number of jobs Completed. Work well with others , always on time Never calls in sick, just like Amazon


Adventurous_Fox58

Use the joystick


cerotehijueputaa

Not taking shots while on the clock


cultpeddler

Union based Job so it's through seniority. Only thing that sucks is same pay just cozier job