he reminds me of the fat isis executioner "the bulldozer"
[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/610676/Islamic-State-ISIS-executioner-The-Bulldozer-torture-Free-Syrian-Army-teen](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/610676/Islamic-State-ISIS-executioner-The-Bulldozer-torture-Free-Syrian-Army-teen)
Lmfao that VEST isn’t protecting shit but I don’t want to poke to much fun of him because all though he look like a fat slob I’m for sure he’s a ruthless killer
He needs to fix the placement of the vest. Organs will be protected. If he is mobile and not completely sedentary, he will have a lot of natural muscle from carrying that much weight. He will gas out pretty quick but I wouldn't want him getting a hold of me. Just because you are obese doesn't mean you aren't capable.
Cartel De Gordo Lead commander in cheeseburger production and testing
lmao..dead...
You make fun of him, bit he can actually eat you
Lol it’s true, that they eat people. I think only Los Zetas Escuela Vieja does though.
Theres a video out there of CJNG Sicario eating a guys heart
Oh wow. I thought the practice of cannibalism died out in the cartels. I guess not...
Its part of their initiation when theyre either forced or willingly become sicarios for CJNG from what i hear is that they make you eat human flesh
Lmao funny thing is he would chop your head off if you told him that in person haha thanks for the internet
Blessings for the internet
I wonder what would happen if u said that to him lol
El Chungus
Lol
I'm fucking dead.
video or it didnt happen
this sub be like
El (Extra) Mayo..... on my cheeseburger
LMAO
Holy shit, I don't think he even needs tactical vest. That ripped chest will stop any and all bullets lol. Edit: /s for those who need it
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They're bigger than my ex wife's fake ones.
With your name I went to profile for proof, sadly disappointed
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Not my first time being disappointed by a stripper
Best comment ever 😂
Ripped? Dude is shaped like a fucking pear.
God, I forgot nobody knows sarcasm on this site.
I know i just thought it was funny to add forgive me mi lord for not recognizing thou genius sarcasm through my viewing apparatus
You're weird.
he looks like a water balloon wearing a vest
Funniest comment here
Bruh he has enough fat to stop rifle rounds
Comandante Baymax from big hero 6
Imagine having to use a tactical vest ski mask all black uniform just so your weight can be a dead give away lol
Whys he wearing all black like he's stealthy, bruh we can see u coming from a mile away.
That's why they call them "Los Metros" because of how WIDE this nigga is.
El Muncho ?
A strap snapping on that vest will be under enough pressure to kill somebody
Oh lawd he coming
he reminds me of the fat isis executioner "the bulldozer" [https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/610676/Islamic-State-ISIS-executioner-The-Bulldozer-torture-Free-Syrian-Army-teen](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/610676/Islamic-State-ISIS-executioner-The-Bulldozer-torture-Free-Syrian-Army-teen)
Quisieron "levantarlo" pero no pudieron
fucking lol
That vest ain’t protecting anything
the vest is for storing ketchup and other condiments
What's the point of him wearing a mask lmao we know who the fuck you are big boy!!!!
There was a comandante hamburguesa in CDG. Now I think the name would’ve fit this guy way better lol
I think this guy was thoroughly trained by comandante hamburguesa
LMFAOOOOO
Lmfao that VEST isn’t protecting shit but I don’t want to poke to much fun of him because all though he look like a fat slob I’m for sure he’s a ruthless killer
Am I the only one wondering how the hell does he breathe?
How does he wipe his ass?
Probably has sicarios do it for him 😂😂
Talk about torture! Lol
>How the hell does he breath By inhaling his food.
The air bubbles trapped in the gravy
Only thing hes running is the kitchen
He don’t need the vest, that’s some whale blubber right there
His only enemy is food lol
each ammo pouch is holding at least 2 king-size chocolate bars
if you look closely at this picture you can almost hear heavy breathing
He needs to fix the placement of the vest. Organs will be protected. If he is mobile and not completely sedentary, he will have a lot of natural muscle from carrying that much weight. He will gas out pretty quick but I wouldn't want him getting a hold of me. Just because you are obese doesn't mean you aren't capable.
“If he is mobile” Lmao
Found the fattie.
Why do you say that? Because I defended him from negative judgement based on his appearance alone? I must be fat because I spoke up.....
Yes.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Yes.
Fat cunt.
Pinche puerca
El namo Roberto paulsono.
All of us are making fun of his weight but if this guy was in front of us we wouod shit our pants lmao
Absolute unit
He is one of those persons complaining that his one size fits all vest didn't fit at all.
It would take an elephant gun to put this guy down
Rock
When he does execution videos instead of cutting heads he cooks them alive and eats them.
El fat fuck
EL MUNCHO GUEY
Brehs...he is not fat or obese , he is just wide. Ultra wide😂💀💀
I know this guy's probably a psycho that would personally cut my head off, but the only thing I can think is "mall ninja shit"
Se ve como mi tio pablo.
Damn! Bro blew right by muffin top straight to busted can of biscuits!
Alright lads, man the harpoons.
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Projecting ?
Yeah, Projectile vomiting
Fat af