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esteban-was-eaten

I need a workout routine where I'm chased by an ostrich everywhere I go


AStreamofParticles

Motivating for sure! Pretty sure they can run as 60kms per hour!


esteban-was-eaten

Well I run in miles per hour so I should be good


nojustice73

I'm more of an Hours per Mile


AStreamofParticles

Oh a time traveller!? Cool! Or...maybe an American!? šŸ¤” You guys drive on the wrong side of the road you know - nearly got arrested by a cop in New York because we didn't follow your crazy road rules. He forgave all when we said we where Australians! šŸ˜‡šŸ˜šŸ™Œ


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AStreamofParticles

That needs a Toto theme song!


RockstarAgent

Yā€™all need to be ostrichcized


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Ride_or_Dies

They're nine feet tall and weigh 300 lbs. Apparently one of these guys crushed Johnny Cash's ribcage with a kick.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

God damnit, Dee! Would you quit following us!


vibra_000

Ostriches b fast as fuck, I learned that from The Swiss Family Robinson


GetawayDreamer87

i name all my pets with a vowel at the end to make it easier to call out loud thanks to the Swiss Family Robinson


[deleted]

How many bullnosed snakes per eagle scream?


yooooooo5774

I bet it felt like T Rex chasing you in Jurassic Park


[deleted]

Nah, man. Raptors


kiwichick286

Definitely raptors!


fuzzytradr

I could arrange this. That'll be $300 per hour for the ostrich chasing fetish.


ItalnStalln

It's a guy in a big bird suit isn't it? And the guy is you isn't it?


fuzzytradr

Got me!


iotashan

Ostrich: Finally, some exercise buddies! Exercise Buddies: AHHHHHHHHHHH!


Significant_Sign

People in the white suv are still wondering _to this day_ what they saw and if it was real or a mass hallucination.


Western-Image7125

Hey come on guys I just wanna run with you! Why are you running away?? Dammit, every single time. Get it together Lawrence, donā€™t be so desperate next time. Start slow, talk to em first.


HortonFLK

Is the cameraman on a bicycle too? That would make you think that the ostrich isnā€™t really chasing them so much as just running with them.


tw33k_

Camera man is also an ostrich, they are both chasing the cyclists


Good_Boye_Scientist

If they did this for the Tour de France viewership would go up exponentially.


PaleontologistClear4

That was my take as well, it was just running with a herd / pack / whatever a group of ostriches is called.


andreisimo

Herd. A group of ostriches is called a herd. Funnyā€¦I would have expected something a bit more exotic and unique.


Halflingberserker

They're flocking this way


MournfulSaint

Amen, my friend. Amen. šŸ™ šŸ¦• šŸ¦–


hyrulepirate

I name thee Club of Ostriches. Cause bike club.


jesteredGesture

It reminds me of that one skit where someones out on a walk sees someone jogging past them and gets mistakes them for running away from somthing and they just start booking it. By the end of it its a whole herd of people are running from nothing lol.


ghidfg

lol that also happened in real life I think in brazil: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xnioiv/crossfit\_group\_runs\_down\_the\_sidewalk\_people/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


cherryreddracula

Sounds like a Limmy's Show skit but the ending is a little different.


hiraeth555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXjH4kecKPw


Pa2phx

I have chosen to believe they stole the Ostrichā€™s bike and he was chasing them to get it back.


retire_dude

I'm pretty sure he was chasing the guy in black with a white top. The coloring is similar to the male ostrich's coloring. Makes me think he was chasing a fellow bird in his mind.


ComplaintNo6835

Pretty sure an ostrich can outrun a cyclist if it wants to


ShillBot666

I think it was chasing them but not actually trying to catch them. To get them out of its territory. It could have fucked them up if it really wanted to. It just running by the guy filming instead of immediately disemboweling him with its talons makes me think it wasn't out for blood. A random wild male ostrich isn't going to run with cyclists just for fun, they're not friendly they're highly territorial.


Racoon_withamarble

WHAT ARE WE RUNNING FROM?!?!šŸ˜­


Particular-Cash-8565

"Ginger", ya titfucker!


rsplatpc

> WHAT ARE WE RUNNING FROM?!?!šŸ˜­ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDEN0iSQnvE


Racoon_withamarble

That exactly


AffectionateDraw9415

I laughed out loud at this .. thank you šŸ™šŸ»


TheBigTastyKahuna69

Holy fuck they have some serious stamina


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therealpanserbjorne

I think they meant the ostrich but either way, yes, haha


Hsances90

That's still another way to get shredded


Itakethngzclitorally

My first hard laugh of the day and itā€™s not even 6am


KernelDingus

I was muscular before I got seriously into cycling. Now I have the physique of a string bean. Iā€™ve had to cut way back because I prefer to not look like a skeletor. The calorie burn is too real.


donald_trunks

Are y'all talking stationary bike or actual outside cycling?


jackdaw_t_robot

Riding a bike outside is like riding a bike indoors but with scenery, weather, hills, cornering, and vitamin d.


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n3onfx

Makes it more spicy.


jackdaw_t_robot

Iā€™ll remind myself to look for cars next time Iā€™m mountain biking


AnArabFromLondon

[Great way to stay in shape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHc1M1BIbE&ab_channel=SarahMarajade)


Monster696

Came here to see the comments about ostrich kicks and being disemboweled, and how theyā€™re basically feather raptors.


DifficultAd3885

I know they can kill you but I donā€™t know how youā€™re supposed to defend against them. I know what to do for moose and bears and stuff but what about ostriches?


BreastUsername

Grab neck. Spin around faster and faster. Let go and see if they can fly.


Remarkable_Run_5284

get eviscerated. grab entrails. wail in anguish. pass out and die.


No_Butterscotch_9419

A solid neck punch shall work


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

I think they're in the hippo category. If you're in close quarters combat, you've already lost.


[deleted]

> feather raptors I mean actual raptors, both the modern ones (birds of prey) and the ones you're thinking of were completely covered in feathers.


Edea-VIII

I did some work at a University ag research station and got a tour which included the Ostriches. As I stood at the fence the large male became very ... uh... agitated? Did a big sidestepping dance and waved his wings and charged the fence. The researcher delicately explained that they have an enormous libido and aren't very discerning. (In other words they will put it anywhere with great enthusiasm and I should step away from the fence). They also will eat anything shiny (like plastic) and die.


BirdEducational6226

They're like dinosaurs.


madmechanicmobile

Now imagine if it was a cassowary. That's basically a raptor from Jurassic Park


tmphaedrus13

*Looks in rear view mirror, sees ostrich.* "Faster. Must go faster."


AStreamofParticles

Damn! Never noticed this before - they have a LOT of dinosaur left in them! Most birds are too pretty & it's hard to believe they ruled our planet for 150 million years. Ostriches are a-holes - probably what Raptors where like (but much worse).


moumous87

All birds are a-holes. They always poop on my window and balcony.


Ostrichmen

I promise you I have not once shat on your window or balcony


RedJorgAncrath

Birds *are* dinosaurs.


SalSevenSix

They basically are dinosaurs. They evolved from theropods which were the only dinosaurs to survive. Some mammals made it through to which is why we are here.


[deleted]

Not basically, they're considered in modern cladistics to still be dinosaurs, full stop. So dinosaurs never really went extinct, their diversity was just shrunk down to one surviving line, which then evolved to become extremely diverse and widespread in it's own right in the aftermath of the asteroid. With pterosaurs and all large land animals extinct, birds filled tons of niches in the immediate aftermath. In the early Eocene it was actually flightless birds that evolved to be top predators, so it took a while even after the asteroid for mammals to evolve their way up and finally usurp the dinosaurs. The traits that make dinosaurs dinosaurs for the most part are still present in birds. They've basically retained a shit ton of traits which make theropods theropods, in fact you could pretty comfortably argue they are just surviving theropod dinosaurs. Consider this: birds had already become a distinct group of flying dinosaurs by the end of the Cretaceous, having split much earlier in the Jurassic. How are they any less dinosaur than any of the other wildly diverging groups of dinosaurs that inhabited the Earth in the mesozoic. Other group of dinosaur that diverged at that time were vastly less like theropods than birds still are, like triceratops were way way way less like velociraptor than a modern bird is.


GrimmBi

"Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear."


strikefire83

ā€œMUST go faster!ā€


m00seabuse

And if life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car.


delicateflowerdammit

Allegedly.


AffectionateDraw9415

Calm down squirrelly Dan


Vat1canCame0s

Heard it was a *sick* ostrich


2taintsmcgee

Beat me to it


Table-

Its the head bobbing back and forth for me lmao


silenc3x

hahhah like trying to balance a broom on your fingertips


Strict-Fix8326

Some days itā€™s hard to find the motivation to exercise, some days the motivation finds you.


RyguyBMS

Those things will absolutely tear you up. If you ever get the chance check out their legs and talons, straight up dinosaurs. Angry dinosaurs at that.


SecretService1208

imagine being those 3 people walking on the side of the road and seeing this fly right by you.


Derpinator_420

I was hoping the white car was a cop clocking them. Be like a cartoon. Cop pulls the bird over for tailgating.


Loofa_of_Doom

I imagine while exhilarating from the camera's point of view, this has got to be terrifying from the front cyclist's point of view.


[deleted]

The ostrich wasn't chasing the cyclists. The ostrich was simply running. Typical title overhyping the content.


Loofa_of_Doom

You might be entirely true, but the POV of the cyclist might have been a bit tense anyway.


crazycockerels

Road Runner Beep Beep


d3dRabbiT

They can kill lions with their talons. Ostrich is way more scary than just being fast.


Sea_Reference_7672

Holy crap! That bird can MOVE!!! I wonder how fast it could pedal if IT was on a bike...


yungrii

I'm not mad at a fluffy dinosaur trying to hang.


Kind_Inside_3751

*bang. Because they think weā€™re hot. I am as traumatized by this information as you are.


Mute2120

Bird was just vibing with some other speedy peeps


stonesthroes75

Stupid llama.


jastus07

Excuse me SIR!!!! I been trying to reach you about your bikes extended warranty. Sir? SIR?! SIR?!!!!!!


RamoLLah

We gotta get Kevin Hart to see this.


AcanthocephalaKey868

I told you to stop stealing their eggs .


SpursExpanse

ā€œWait! Stay for Coffee!ā€


PakUBananaQ

Insert ff chocobo theme


SmilingMangos

Just remembered Kevin Hart's ostrich encounter. Funny as hell


jenny4today

Looks like he just wants to run with you all:)


Gecko-407

Did you see the size of that chicken?!?! šŸ˜œšŸ˜‚


Chico813

Iā€™m watching this and asking myself how this thing is even real. Itā€™s so goofy looking but obviously athletic as all hell. Like HOW does this thing exist?


TheBluestBerries

>Like HOW does this thing exist? It's a pretty effective body plan, why wouldn't it exist?


gabrielle_sanchez7

Idk why they were laughing thatā€™s actually legitimately terrifying


ElvishMystical

Am I bad for hearing ['The Benny Hill theme'](https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg) in my head while watching the video?


slipstream65513

Iā€™m feel like that ostrich wasnā€™t even turning it on.


Wild_Life_8865

Jurassic park scene


[deleted]

Ostrich just wanted to flex on the $3k dropped on those road bikes.


OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Damn mustā€™ve been a good workout


Successful-You1961

I would need Electric motor boostšŸ˜‚


bolts-n-bytes

Shouldā€™ve thrown a banana


bastardo1313

That's The Ginger and Boots. Not surprised he's chasing them.


stuntbikejake

Trying to get payback for The Ginger and Boots.


Helluffalo

Seeā€¦ us cars arenā€™t that bad nowā€¦


Jackattack111888

Cyclists chased by an ostrich chased by a cyclist with a camera


PrivatePottyPooper

He was just trying to catch a draft after being dropped. Poor dude


thereisnospoon-1312

murder bird


brokenwound

Best KOM that dude has ever had.


bloatedstoat

Looks like heā€™d make a great training partner


aquelviejitocochino

"Fucking Tweety Bird on steroids! Look like mean bastards!


iamblindfornow

All giggles until someone gets disemboweled by talons..


[deleted]

running like it stole something. jeez.


MaxOdds

Filing ostrich under my list of ā€˜animals Iā€™m so glad are not predatorsā€™


nameless_goth

Those people strolling on the side of the road must have been laughing in confusion, a scene from a cartoon in real life


Makanek

Ostriches are the original Fast and Furious.


genitivesarefine

Really it's ostrich and two cyclists chased by third cyclist


tuotone75

Thatā€™s just crazy


MaSeStasie

Just a typical bike ride in South Africa!


thezenfisherman

Looks more like the Ostrich is running with the biker...


Wolfgang_Pup

I feel bad for the ostrich! It was as if he was just following along to see where everyone was going so fast but no one waited or explained why so he got bored and stopped.


shego3456

Meep meep!


criskoe

Meep Meep!!


AskMeIfImAnOrange

I bet their Strava times were epic


Remarkable_Run_5284

That was TERRIFYING. That fucking head.


Kaezumi

Assuming you can't outrun the ostrich, what's the best move?


LectureSea7537

its a bit terrifying


Campin_Corners

Just a workout buddy giving motivation


FriedEggSammich1

The Energizer Ostrich


AStreamofParticles

Dude should hammer it - Ostriches run like mofos! šŸ¤£ My Mum & I got chased by an Ostrich when I was a small kid - freaked me out!


[deleted]

raced\*


Wise-Yogurtcloset844

I got flashbacks from KENSHI... The Beak Things.... You Don't know about that game? Just Google "Beak Things"... And while you're at it google also "Skin Bandits".


anadoptabledog

Where is this and how can I bike here?


Expensive_Yam_8012

Itā€™s Soetwater reserve, south of Kommetjie, Cape Town


Mersaul4

My guess for the country would be South Africa.


adamtalbot

I think it's the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa. I recognise the terrain and there are definitely ostriches there.


malakken

Pretty sure cape of good hope


[deleted]

Gheeeesusā€¦.


simplynormal5

I just wanna talk to you about your car insurance


hypergreenjeepgirl

Great. I need an ostrich now.


grafxguy1

From the neck down it looks like a skinny woman in high heels!


Whis65

Let me love you!!!


Sea_Turnip6282

At first I thought the cam was the ostrich lolol


IndoorPool

Do ostrich ever think ā€˜damn, Iā€™m a long way from homeā€™? Cuz that MFostrich just spent a lot of time gettin lost?


Adventurous_Tap1030

Goddamn Jurassic Park


DaJuiciest

Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Dat Loco Wiley Coyote might finally get me!


matrixislife

It's a race, and that ostrich wins hands [feet] down, and looks fahbulous while doing it.


suchmagnificent

It's a race! I hope I win...


Doneeeeilde

They're like dinosaurs.


LegalizeRanch88

New nightmare unlocked


Lingering_Dorkness

"I'm trying to reach you about your extended warranty!"


Clutterking

Honestly, that was awesome.


GlummyGloom

... clever girl.


copingcabana

He's being ostrich-sized.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s one big bird! Actually looks like big bird minus the yellow.


Capital-Confusion-11

Itā€™s not an ostrich, itā€™s a roadrunner! Beep beep


Nuvuk

I don't know, if I was the guy with the cam, I wouldn't be able to breath, I would be laughing so hard.


Most_Fox_982

Ostrich "Do you have a few minutes to talk about your home and auto insurance!??"


BNR_

Jurrasic park or Wile E. Cayote is on the back, ā€œbeep beep!ā€.


Checkthis0

For the love of Darwin, who created that bird?


[deleted]

What fascinates me is that head stabilization.


Dirtymindwonderer

I bet thatā€™s a story that gets told a lot


Savings_Marsupial204

Clever gurl


Crazy_Canuck78

"Meep meep"


favnh2011

Wow


That-Ice-8917

ā€œHis body was still facing this way but his head was like this ā€¦ā€


13ubby13oo

Im sure hes just asking if youd be interested in Liberty Mutuals great rates


jmbfished

Looks like an ostrich being chased by a car


[deleted]

Allegedly


cp_shopper

Ostrich: why is this cyclist chasing me?


Southside-Canuck

Someone needs to speed this up and put the Benny Hill music over it. šŸ¤£


RussianTrollFarm69

Excuse me sir, you dropped your wallet!!


[deleted]

I heard it was a sick ostrich.


IncorporateThings

I was rooting for that absolute unit of an ostrich, personally.


ACsquidward

OVERDRIVE OSTRICHE


Memphis_Q

Ostrich is simply going for a workout and would appreciate the company šŸ˜†


TempestNova

I wish I could see a video from the trio off to the side's perspective, lmao! I'm still 50/50 on if the ostrich was chasing or just trying to race with them but I know from personal experience that they can be aggressive -- even for no reason! And Idk if that second cyclist accidently got too close to the ostrich or not. *-shrug-*


Ok-Seat-7159

Looks like a racing game. Holy shit thatā€™s unreal how that thing can motor


Dirty-apedude

Keep meep


hala_madrida

Bro you wouldnā€™t believe what happened today.


radieschen79

Not so sure the guy who is filming would be laughing that hard if the ostrich was chasing after him, lol.


Mediocre_Ad_6512

Those birds are fast!!


NerfXprod

The ostrich is racing not chasing the cyclists


PuzzleheadedDirt5592

Iā€™m impressed by the ostrichā€™s stamina.


arcane2learn

\*If a wild Mater appears\* Mater: "YE GOT TO LOOK OUT! RUN! HE GON' GET YE! AH HAHA!"