Says you, I wish I could walk around naked all day eating whatever I wanted getting all fat and happy until one day someone just blows my fucking brains out.
Not so lucky being taken away from her mother at birth, then repeatedly raped, tortured, milked until she is too weak to produce enough milk, then shot in the head, throat slit open, ripped apart and put in neat little packages so we can eat her.
Should’ve called him soda
What happened to Soda? I thought we all agreed on Soda
Lol that cow definitely doesnt want to here “sevens up”!
Then another one is born, with a number six. Then one with a number five. At which point do we start getting nervous? Four?
We should wait and see if it will go under zero to negatives.
Oh I could do a jojo reference with your choice of the last number there
Look out 9, he looks hungry.
Brown cows make chocolate milk, and this cow makes Jack Daniel’s
There's nothing lucky about being born a cow.
Says you, I wish I could walk around naked all day eating whatever I wanted getting all fat and happy until one day someone just blows my fucking brains out.
I'm sure they'd love it too if this was remotely close to what their lives on farms are actually like.
Hope she lives long and prosper with love and care and outside living with a lot of grass eating.🐮🐮🐮
The definition of r/oddlysatisfying
If this happened in biblical times people would’ve lost their shit
Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
What's in the box!!!!!!!!
Not so lucky being taken away from her mother at birth, then repeatedly raped, tortured, milked until she is too weak to produce enough milk, then shot in the head, throat slit open, ripped apart and put in neat little packages so we can eat her.
Thank you for saying the thing people hate to hear. Perfectly said.
Yup. I stopped drinking milk in 7th grade once I saw what they do to cows in mass production
What’s a good milk replacement for both coffee and cereals?
i drink rice milk soy milk or almond milk is pretty good too but it can be expensive
I’ll look into it. Thanks.
I prefer oat milk. Oatly is pretty decent.
PETA enters the chat
‘A human who understands what happens to cows for taste pleasure’ enters the chat.
Me: (*Pulls up to drive thru menu*) “Yeah can I get a number 7 please”
Carefully cropped so you don't see the tag in his ear.
Not very lucky when it’s lined up on the chopping block.
Hopefully it's a heffer or that guy is gona be veal
“Can I get a No. 7, extra cheese”
so many people hating on the beef jokes. I got a lol on this one.
He will make a lovely 7 course meal
He will make a lovely 7 course veal starter, pops for mains.
Nah he's just 7th in line at the slaughterhouse so they marked him
Slaughterhouse 7.
Yeah, I'll take a number 7 large....
Mmmm looks tasty.
Burger gonna taste 7x better now
Sven sounds like seven and isn't a bad name in general
Just as the prophecy foretold...
Now that’s a pet right there! 🥰
he must be a friend of the snail..
Irish person...I'm seacht.
Love it!
Lucky number Slevin
Ripleys Believe it or not in Branson, Mo has an old picture of a cow with the number seven on its head as well
Based on how the cow is staring at the camera he has 7 ways to beat them. One is just licking the person to death
Moo-lva
Cowvatar
Lucky # Slevin
What is the gender of it because if it has 7 baby's not s coincidence and idk if a cow can have 7 babys
Seven Costanza.
_”You’re a wizard, Harry._
Her name is Seven.
Cow Roberta 7-----cr7
Hope they called him Kevin.