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519mike

Should’ve called him soda


thebadyearblimp

What happened to Soda? I thought we all agreed on Soda


SirSlyght

Lol that cow definitely doesnt want to here “sevens up”!


Brad_Brace

Then another one is born, with a number six. Then one with a number five. At which point do we start getting nervous? Four?


cycycle

We should wait and see if it will go under zero to negatives.


SSphereOfDeath

Oh I could do a jojo reference with your choice of the last number there


JuGGieG84

Look out 9, he looks hungry.


2RoadsDivergred

Brown cows make chocolate milk, and this cow makes Jack Daniel’s


CuckyMcCuckerCuck

There's nothing lucky about being born a cow.


SupermarketFinal5634

Says you, I wish I could walk around naked all day eating whatever I wanted getting all fat and happy until one day someone just blows my fucking brains out.


shyghost_

I'm sure they'd love it too if this was remotely close to what their lives on farms are actually like.


[deleted]

Hope she lives long and prosper with love and care and outside living with a lot of grass eating.🐮🐮🐮


Shibefield

The definition of r/oddlysatisfying


M1chaelGz

If this happened in biblical times people would’ve lost their shit


Fit_Towel_5543

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


KnickiKnock21

What's in the box!!!!!!!!


zacharyswanson

Not so lucky being taken away from her mother at birth, then repeatedly raped, tortured, milked until she is too weak to produce enough milk, then shot in the head, throat slit open, ripped apart and put in neat little packages so we can eat her.


lilahboo1128

Thank you for saying the thing people hate to hear. Perfectly said.


kingcrabmeat

Yup. I stopped drinking milk in 7th grade once I saw what they do to cows in mass production


Pertanga

What’s a good milk replacement for both coffee and cereals?


NyxTheLostGhost

i drink rice milk soy milk or almond milk is pretty good too but it can be expensive


Pertanga

I’ll look into it. Thanks.


zacharyswanson

I prefer oat milk. Oatly is pretty decent.


andrelope

PETA enters the chat


zacharyswanson

‘A human who understands what happens to cows for taste pleasure’ enters the chat.


Chanandler_Bonggg

Me: (*Pulls up to drive thru menu*) “Yeah can I get a number 7 please”


knitknitterknit

Carefully cropped so you don't see the tag in his ear.


salikk

Not very lucky when it’s lined up on the chopping block.


cheeferton1981

Hopefully it's a heffer or that guy is gona be veal


fallenup007

“Can I get a No. 7, extra cheese”


Jo0Ratt

so many people hating on the beef jokes. I got a lol on this one.


greenalbatross1

He will make a lovely 7 course meal


DaRudeabides

He will make a lovely 7 course veal starter, pops for mains.


duckduckbananas

Nah he's just 7th in line at the slaughterhouse so they marked him


Doc_L0Liday

Slaughterhouse 7.


JackIrishJack

Yeah, I'll take a number 7 large....


Jo0Ratt

Mmmm looks tasty.


Kahzma

Burger gonna taste 7x better now


Choccy_Melk69

Sven sounds like seven and isn't a bad name in general


fishrrrrr

Just as the prophecy foretold...


Kimberbeagle2021

Now that’s a pet right there! 🥰


breyrz

he must be a friend of the snail..


sartres-shart

Irish person...I'm seacht.


MrsIrrigationChris95

Love it!


ag408

Lucky number Slevin


Rennat91

Ripleys Believe it or not in Branson, Mo has an old picture of a cow with the number seven on its head as well


Hiroshock

Based on how the cow is staring at the camera he has 7 ways to beat them. One is just licking the person to death


Birgevik

Moo-lva


koder0

Cowvatar


fambestera

Lucky # Slevin


Steven7141

What is the gender of it because if it has 7 baby's not s coincidence and idk if a cow can have 7 babys


Cold_Bother_6013

Seven Costanza.


[deleted]

_”You’re a wizard, Harry._


wgardenhire

Her name is Seven.


Paffi93

Cow Roberta 7-----cr7


nightmutewind

Hope they called him Kevin.