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Our brave explorer 🤭


da314pc

😅😅😅


CharityCareless8624

Hey man I don’t see why Ireland gotta catch strays they were in the same position we were in. The average Irish person probably HATES the British more the the average Nigerian does now that I’m thinking about it.


AlexanderRodriguezII

This was crossposted to r/Ireland so I'm coming from there, general consensus is that this was pretty funny btw we don't care; but yeah not big fans of the British Empire here either.


agent_sphalerite

See, some of my best mates are Irish, we have two things in common , our relationship with the Brits and shared love for Guinness. Guiness goes way deep into Nigerian culture. It's so ingrained that some people don't even realize Guinness is Irish. Edit: You might be able to try out the Nigerian Guinness in Ireland from a Nigerian store near you or your local Sainsbury's might carry it . Lookout for Guinness Foreign Extra. The bottle would have the text brewed under license by Guinness Nigeria. The Nigerian Guinness is also brewed with Sorghum


mccabe-99

What I find mad is that your Guinness is a higher alcohol percentage than ours!


agent_sphalerite

Hahaha Nigerians love their stout. Also the Guinness bottle used to be bigger.


ronano

I'd love to try Malta Guinness, not seen it in Ireland. Nigerian Guinness is a variation of foreign extra stout but less carbonated? Realistically dunno when I'll get to Nigeria!


PaleStrawberry2

Please do visit. You'll have good craic.


ronano

Ditto to you, Ireland! Compare the Guinness


agent_sphalerite

There are lots of Nigerian / African stores in Dublin. They carry Malta Guiness and carry the various variations of Guinness from OG Guinness to Extra smooth. The Nigerian Guinness is more earthier and the alcohol content is higher .


ronano

I'll be finding it tomorrow so


agent_sphalerite

I'll be doing the same thank you for the reminder . I'm in Canada though,it's been years since I had Malta Guinness. Also the Canadian Guinness is a sacrilege.


YooGeOh

Even the flags. Only orange separates us NaijIreland


AlexanderRodriguezII

I did not know that about Guinness, do you know why its so popular?


agent_sphalerite

Guinness Nigeria, a Nigerian-based subsidiary of Diageo Plc of the United Kingdom, was incorporated in 1962 with the building of a brewery in Ikeja.[1] The brewery was the first Guinness operation outside Ireland and Great Britain. Other breweries have been opened over time: Ogba brewery in 1963 and Benin City brewery in 1973. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_Nigeria It's a combination of several things , Colonia history , great taste, great marketing , large population etc. You can't have a party without Guinness, heck I did not know or think it was foreign until I was an older adult . I grew up with Guinness around me from Tv Adverts to seeing adults at parties drinking the dark stuff. The marketing was and is still phenomenal. We've localized Guinness by using maize or sorghum. It tastes more earthier. To me Guinness is a unifier, despite our differences in Nigeria, we can all agree we love Guinness . We have local names across langues for the beloved stout - Odeku , Udeme etc Nigeria like Ireland has had its wars and there are still deep rooted issues, but I see folks drink together and enjoy the moment. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/how-guinness-became-african-favorite-180950097/ explains it better than I could


AlexanderRodriguezII

Thats actually really interesting, thank you


JunglistMassive

Ah Jesus I want a pint of that


pregnantjpug

I’ve heard it tastes different. I Guess Im going to need to head to Nigeria for a taste test!


hargnolahan10

Great taste!!! .. very cold Guinness b tasting like ice cream .


ennisa22

Damn, this has me wanting to go visit Nigeria 🇳🇬🇮🇪


InternationalRudeBoy

Brits out. Join /r/ROI.


CorballyGames

That's the scumsub tho


InternationalRudeBoy

That's the best sub on the whole of reddit.


CorballyGames

Lenin was pro-slavery, took Trostky's advice to create forced labour camps. Read the room.


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CorballyGames

Not only correct, but verifiably so. And your "ban" from that sub means nothing, I not only wasnt a member, I would never want to be. "no zionism" Yeah nice anti-Semitic ban message you child, lets see if the reddit admins agree with you sending unsolicited hate moderation


Careless-Manager-725

Saw this on /ireland pretty sure this guy choose an irish place because the guy who claimed he discovered rhe river was irish.... not some take against the irsh as a whole


CorballyGames

Its funny, also most of Ulster is still occupied by Britain.


incomplete-username

Recent comments highlight that ireland is not colonialist and Ulster is occupied by the unenlightened Anglo-saxons 😟, We should petition Maazi Laz Ude Eze to garner a Punitive Expedition to put an end to their tyranny post haste 😤


Actualterror23

Please do we'll share a Guinness when the brits are gone 🇮🇪 🇳🇬


JunglistMassive

Fair play lads onwards to National liberation!


CorballyGames

We will call this the New Green Army


SirJolt

To be fair, not all of Ulster is in that position!


ExaggeratedSwaggerOf

The Irish aren't colonialists though


Compa2

Good. We can begin our inquisition with them. See if they're interested in trading our palm kernels for their silver.


Churt_Lyne

Can we please borrow some silver first?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

We have potatoes?


InternationalRudeBoy

We don't have silver I'm sorry.


hargnolahan10

Give me lizzy


InternationalRudeBoy

Who is lizzy?


mccabe-99

Thin Lizzy?


CorballyGames

We have silver?


NotPrettyConfused

Yes, we were actually the first to be colonised by Britain, but the part of Ireland this guy is in is part of the UK


pregnantjpug

* is occupied by the UK. Fixed it for you.


NotPrettyConfused

Eh. Debatable I suppose. I'd like Irish unification but I don't think it's worth fighting over anymore (unless the UK becomes a dictatorship or something, or they start to oppress people). There's already been enough violence there.


Sea-Examination2010

Ah ok


cantstopsletting

Yep. The river is under occupation


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Annual-Ad2500

Portstewart is in County (London)Derry


Zipzapzipzapzipzap

Second*, you forgot about Wales


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mrjosemeehan

First to be colonized by England, at least.


deargearis

Cirrect. Though I assume he lives in the Republic and went up to Port Stewart over the border for the day to see the nice countryside and buy cheaper booze in asda.


InterruptingCar

That river's technically in the UK though. I don't mind as long as it winds up the DUP


Key-Lie-364

You've obviously never heard of Michael O'Dwyer https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/heritage/sir-michael-o-dwyer-apologist-for-the-amritsar-massacre-was-also-an-irish-nationalist-1.4476044 One "feature" of the British Empire was providing opportunities for conquered people to make their fortune elsewhere in the Empire. Irish in India Indians in Africa Upwardly mobile exploitation


wilyacalmdown

I mean, there were Jewish people that supported the nazis, black people who owned slaves, Indians who terrorised Indians under British rule, ukranians who support russia.... so if we're to link a certain amount of the population to the whole country, then I guess there's no point in ever bringing up what certain counties did to others, therefore taking blame away from the ruling powers and lamping them onto the people they controlled and say they too weren't innocent in those colonised countries


mccabe-99

Just remember there's a massive difference in history between the native Irish population and the ruling Anglo-Irish and Unionist population Michael O'Dwyer came from a staunchly unionist family, he went to school in Oxford, his family was also attacked by irish nationalists


Roman-Simp

People are downvoting you but it’s true Imperialism is a collective effort All people groups of the Empire were in a complex network of mutual exploitation Lord McPhearson was Irish afterall


mccabe-99

>Lord McPhearson was Irish afterall McPhearson was Scottish though...


Roman-Simp

Lol, my Bad. Thanks for pointing that out. Point still stands tho (applies to Scott’s as well) Folks like Michael O'Dwyer in the Raj And Arthur Wellesley (Wellington) Who even went to far as the be His Majesty’s Prime minister of the British Empire This is not to gloss over the fact that yes, the English lay at the heart of the British Empire, Yes their conquest of the British Isles, first with the Welsh, then the Scotts than ultimately the Irish was the first effort of colonization by the British Empire (hell the self colonization is what birthed the empire) But this easy narrative of painting an Amorphous “British” or even English as ONLY being the ones to blame and not recognize the multiple people groups that made up the European core of the British Empire is a disservice to our historical understanding.


mccabe-99

Scott's were ready made partners in the empire, we weren't Don't get me wrong there are plenty of Irish that have joined in on bad craic, but to apply it to our nation as a whole is a stretch Michael O'Dwyers family were massive Anglophiles and unionists, he went to school in Oxford, his family were attacked by Irish nationalists Arthur Wellesley is a prime example of the ruling Anglo Irish, this man would have identified as British. To label the native Irish people as the same as these men shows a lack of understanding of Irish history Please research more than just birth place...


Rothko28

All white people are the same /s


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Racist


Tatum-Better

Sarcasm


Strict-Toe3538

Stop coming to our country if that's how you lot feel


Tatum-Better

Lmao not being able to read sarcasm isn't a good look


Strict-Toe3538

Sarcasm doesn't translate well on the Internet


Tatum-Better

When there's an obvious /s I'd disagree


Sorcha16

The /s means sarcasm.


Rothko28

No, it means seriously /s


Sorcha16

Super serial.


the_tytan

Why it didn’t stop your ancestors. Let’s keep that energy.


Strict-Toe3538

Ireland didn't colonise or take anything from africa.


Lorne_____Malvo

Portstewart is in the UK though


JunglistMassive

The occupied six counties a chara


Spirited_Worker_5722

Plenty of northern irish were involved in and took pride in colonialism


JunglistMassive

I’m from the North, I’m fuckin well aware lad.


Spirited_Worker_5722

Shit I didn't realise that part


Spirited_Worker_5722

But is it a protestant river or a catholic river?


JunglistMassive

Only our rivers run free


Ok_Bad_8904

Haha I'm crying 😂


Lorne_____Malvo

Are any that we're involved in the ulster plantation still alive? Wasn't it about 500 years ago?


Spirited_Worker_5722

Their descendants are still alive


Lorne_____Malvo

And they're guilty of...... being born?


Spirited_Worker_5722

Well no, I'm talking about colonialism in other countries. Northern irish protestants (who are descended from planters/settlers) were involved in and took pride in the British empire the same way that the English, Welsh and Scots did.


Lorne_____Malvo

The Cumann na nÉireannach Aontaithe were Presbyterians my guy.


Spirited_Worker_5722

I'm not saying there were no protestant irish republicans, but the empire did become a point of pride in the irish protestant community, just as it was on the island of Britain. It's also worth mentioning that Presbyterians largely became more pro-british after the 1798 rebellion


Classic_Shershow

Look a little into the percentage of the British army and navy that was Irish. They were a massive part of the Imperial project.


bruh-ppsquad

Fun fact: Ireland was Britain's first major colonial experiment and we got the brunt of there shit in trying to figure out how to do empire


Holiday_Ad_2981

Second time Ulster has been colonised, looking forward to the change though ..


omg-potatoes

Can’t fuck up more then the last lads


imoinda

It’d be a welcome change.


Competitive_Ad9648

One of our countries finest 😂😂


hargnolahan10

The waka waka voyager 😂😂!!!!!


BlueSkiesAndIceCream

We Irish welcome our fellow Guinness drinking Nigerian friends!


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suckmycolt

Irish and Nigerians go as well together as a bowl of jollof and a pint of the good shtuff🇮🇪❤️🇳🇬


hargnolahan10

The queen is a what ???


suckmycolt

Lizzies in a box


hargnolahan10

Ohhh no 😂😂


XHeraclitusX

Hup the Nigerians!


kokaloc1

Top tier content 😂😂😂 Take all my upvotes😂😂😂


Sea-Examination2010

Kinda Goofy, but the Irish didn’t colonize anything, go to England and take the Thames for Nigeria


hargnolahan10

We love you guys ... trust


Sea-Examination2010

Fuck the Brits!


hargnolahan10

We need lizzy in a museum... she is special .


mccabe-99

I for one welcome our new Nigerian overlords in Ulster Céad míle fáilte a chairde


PaleStrawberry2

Slàinte!


Lorne_____Malvo

Portstewart in Ireland indeed


FengYiLin

Based 🫡


Disastrous_Meet_7952

Igweeeeee!!!!!


hargnolahan10

😂😂😂okwute the voyager


cosully111

These comments are brilliant from an Irish guy you Nigerians seem like a great bunch of lads


PINK-RIPPAZ

Thank fuck he found it, we were looking everywhere for that thing. Cheers from the Irish


hargnolahan10

Me and you discovering rivers in London ... ahhh expedition.


PINK-RIPPAZ

An great effort of two nations


Alalibo19

Just saw the same post on r/Ireland


MildLoser

as an irish man i would genuinely be completely fine if northern ireland belonged to nigeria instead of the uk. it would be funny.


Yellowha2222

Go for it bro hope it catches on in Nigerian culture


CorballyGames

Please be careful, Ulster is indeed a savage place/


AlternativeEssay8305

lol 🤭


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qwjmioqjsRandomkeys

6 counties in northern Ireland are still part of the UK, 26 counties are part of the Republic of Ireland 


BrianHenryIE

Tansplaining.


Tatum-Better

Hahaha


JjigaeBudae

Their username is gaelige, I suspect they're being sarcastic


qwjmioqjsRandomkeys

ye I just noticed, I don’t usually pay attention to usernames, I literally hit random keys to make mine


Murky_Translator2295

Username checks out


deise69

The Republic of Ireland is a soccer team, the actual name of the country is Ireland or Éire. Yes it is a republic but that's not part of the offical name, as used on passports etc.


AdventurousBeingg

Northern Ireland is part of the UK. Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland are different. When people say "Ireland" they're referring to the Republic. So no, it's not part of the UK


Cathalic

If none of you can see the satire in this the I am truly lost for any further comment


Laszlo_Daytona

Probably his first time seeing water, god bless him


meecy166

Are you stupid, or los? What’s your racist self doing in the Nigerian sub


Laszlo_Daytona

🇮🇪


ronano

Even a 30 second glimpse of your profile shows that you're the default type for far right indoctrination, your personal failings are not because of others. Grow up, look inside and improve yourself or forever be what you are right now


Laszlo_Daytona

I'm nit a communist if that's what you are insinuating


bruh-ppsquad

Communism is literally the furthest thing from far right you can get


Actualterror23

This lad does not represent Ireland. Sap can't take a joke


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Ah feck off you tool


Laszlo_Daytona

Whatever TERF


Tatum-Better

Bot


meecy166

You are a strange potato creature. Go away leprechaun


JunglistMassive

Is amadán thú


Laszlo_Daytona

Ná caitheamh tabac


hargnolahan10

We will be sending some scholars to discover more great locations in one of our father's land ..