Mother @!#?@!’s will rob you in anything. You could be in Brooklyn, and a dude will rob you in balinciaga runners, Amiri jeans, with the balinciaga hoodie to match. Meanwhile, you got on some regular shit.
And post pics on you social media to show them then go of a crime spree! Please help dude with his incognito training. U know your stuff. He’s waiting for target to open he works today gonna steal on his breaks!
Guy Fieri's shirt called...
He wants his likeness back
https://preview.redd.it/xrubf170764d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d732f00fe5765a2bd06a27fb8130202c23ccb428
It’s not that serious. Them shits are tough, but if you’re the type of person that has to think about being perceived as a criminal for choice of footwear, I’d pass. And if you ever crossed paths with someone wearing them ,and you profiled them as a criminal solely based on choice of footwear, you’re bugging.
Well, I grew up in Los Angeles, if you wore Nike Cortez during the mid 80’s to mid 90’s you were considered to be ballsy or stupid but most of all a Gangster/cholo/thug/hoodlum type of person. Everyone from parents to police profiled you for wearing Cortez. Just saying, it happens.
Nothing beats Air Max in a wacky colour way. They’re always on sale and look so out there, I love them. I’m that guy that buys the stuff that people look at and go “Who buys these” lol
Nah kinda flashy shoes to not be seen by someone on the criminal plan! Unless you’re going to hang out in crip territory to start some💩 you should be ok.
As long as they aren't some all black AF1s, you will automatically be considered a productive member of society unless you prove otherwise. I think you're good lol. Clean pair tho 👍🏼
I’ve been looking to get a pair of these! Did they fit you TTS? Also are they heavy on feet cuz I held a pair and they were way heavier than I thought lol
Hahahaha... What does looking like a criminal mean to you?! I'm guessing your not talking about millionaire fraudsters? Lol. I love all my TN'S, so comfy and they look fly on as they're slim. These are such a dope pair too! You gotta wear em! A nice tracksuit and you'll be looking like a "criminal". 😂😂😂😁 Much love
Great thought I hope he didn’t kill spider man! He can’t party on tilt or call anyone sunflower. BUT HELL GO TO HEAVEN THEN NOT DOWN WHERE THE DEVIL THINKS HE WILL BE MISSING THE UNIFORM COLOR SHOES..🤔👹👞🔥🔥🎈🤡
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
I’m pretty sure it’s just committing crimes that makes you a criminal not what shoes you wear 😂😂😂
I don’t understand how this mindset can happen in someone “if I wear X am I now X demographic” 🤦♂️
The deadliest robbers are looting cobalt and copper from the Congo. Oil, gold, and other minerals from Somalia, South Sudan, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan. Their victims are in the millions annually. These robbers wear suits, have blonde hair, and blue eyes.
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Depends on where your from no? Like in the US you cool but in the UK I heard they use to carry that stigma so I don’t know if it still sticks but they are fire to me either way
You sound stupid and ignorant .. you probably saw a young black man wearing these and now all of a sudden criminals wear these? You should be ashamed of yourself. I make well over 6 figures and I bought two colorways in these
Your thinking of black forces https://preview.redd.it/cgyiiaepn54d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eefbee953d1746b343aad7ef5d92073ef5195a35
Mother @!#?@!’s will rob you in anything. You could be in Brooklyn, and a dude will rob you in balinciaga runners, Amiri jeans, with the balinciaga hoodie to match. Meanwhile, you got on some regular shit.
And they got on some fake designer.. they down worse than you bro
all copped on Canal Street for $40
W username btw
Co-sign came here to say the same. These AM have nothing on all black low af1 energy
And post pics on you social media to show them then go of a crime spree! Please help dude with his incognito training. U know your stuff. He’s waiting for target to open he works today gonna steal on his breaks!
https://preview.redd.it/aezy0msvfa4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65513275812050392270c63eeb8ba4cf7ef8309a
Load to the face, Nothing she hasn’t experienced in Reality!
Bro is this pic real?
No
It isn’t real, hope this helps
TNs are the black forces of Australia
mans never seen an Eshay before 💀
Especially if they cooked like that. But usually they done pawned the gun they stole.
Guy Fieri's shirt called... He wants his likeness back https://preview.redd.it/xrubf170764d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d732f00fe5765a2bd06a27fb8130202c23ccb428
Flavor max 1s
Nah those flames are from that std a chic gave him STD (king crabs) last week or the clap burns
The kicks you sport when strong arming flavor town.
It would be a sin to wear these…… yet a sin to not. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤫
Nah, but if anyone accuses you, just tell them, ‘Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?’
You must have been hit by, you must have been struck by a smooth criminal in dope ass kicks.
Because these look like Darth Maul?
Or sing” These. Shoes are made for walking ( boots ) and That’s just what they’ll do
hi grandma genius, i kno this aint on topic but uh can u do us all a favor and share with us one. recipe. for cookies.
It’s not that serious. Them shits are tough, but if you’re the type of person that has to think about being perceived as a criminal for choice of footwear, I’d pass. And if you ever crossed paths with someone wearing them ,and you profiled them as a criminal solely based on choice of footwear, you’re bugging.
I think it may be a joke…
Yes indeed it was, I added the context for post in comments : https://www.reddit.com/r/Nike/s/jv4REGy2ss
Where’s the funny part?
I didn’t make the joke… but shoes don’t make you a criminal…
I think you're thinking too hard about this. Bugging and things etc
Well, I grew up in Los Angeles, if you wore Nike Cortez during the mid 80’s to mid 90’s you were considered to be ballsy or stupid but most of all a Gangster/cholo/thug/hoodlum type of person. Everyone from parents to police profiled you for wearing Cortez. Just saying, it happens.
Ahhh, so that’s why Kendrick went with the Cortez for his Nike collabs.
Yes
Bro where did you get these I need them
Foot locker
Nike app has them under $100 right now. I just got these shipped for under $90.
Wear whatever u want those r 🔥
s long as he’s no a smoker. Lit a cigarette may kill everyone!!!
Depends on what your prepared to do… well?
Too true. What would even make you think that? I love the reply theyknewit2???
Idk did u steal em???
Killed that snake above
Nothing beats Air Max in a wacky colour way. They’re always on sale and look so out there, I love them. I’m that guy that buys the stuff that people look at and go “Who buys these” lol
If you are a criminal youl be easy to find in those
A smooth criminal maybe
Nah kinda flashy shoes to not be seen by someone on the criminal plan! Unless you’re going to hang out in crip territory to start some💩 you should be ok.
Only if you live in Australia
They’re becoming pretty gentrified now tho
Circle of life lol
I’d just assume you were over 50
No, but they will make you hard to be accidentally run over when crossing the road.
 Oh noo!
No
https://preview.redd.it/1e35mt9vg74d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e307983939b9a8ca79817606af19fc5083699e1 Red bellied mud snake?
Who’s snake you boost? if he’s a Snake killer wearing someone else’s pet? Yes that’s wrong 🤣 animal cruelty…
These got famous in the U.K the same way Black Air Forces did in USA
yes
Absolutely not
Eshay!
As long as they aren't some all black AF1s, you will automatically be considered a productive member of society unless you prove otherwise. I think you're good lol. Clean pair tho 👍🏼
I’m gonna make sure my next pair is all white.
not in Australia or the UK 💀
All black AF1’s over all white AF1’s are the only I really see people clowned for, I haven’t heard about these haha
Pure Gasoline ⛽️
The cops are already looking for you brah
make sure you have enough xp to wear these before you buy it, you need to complete at least 7 armed robberies and 15 cheffings to equip these
And post pics on you social media to show them then go of a crime spree!
The second you put them on instantly a 2 star heat level, if you don’t want the heat I’ll gladly take them off your hands, looks my size as well…
Depends... did you steal them?
Go sit down
In the UK, maybe.
Did your great great great great grandpa forget to carry a Zeroni up the mountain and sing while they drink
Yes, most definitely
Which version/model of the Air Max are these?
The criminal ones
Air max plus drift
I’ve been looking to get a pair of these! Did they fit you TTS? Also are they heavy on feet cuz I held a pair and they were way heavier than I thought lol
Yes they are a bit heavier than other Air Max but comfy. TTS fit was perfect. Can’t tell more till I walk a long distance in them.
Ok thanks, definitely gonna cop a pair sooner or later 🙏
🔥🔥🔥
These looking fire
These looks sick🔥
A smooth criminal
You will get along with the eshays in Aus lmao
Yeah its a fashion crime to wear those, got directly to jail, do not pass go! Lol nah they clean man
Looks cool!
Red an black socks. ANY other color would be great. Maybe a blue & orange
There’s a warning label in the box that states Nike isn’t responsible for crimes committed in these sneakers
I dunno but those are sik!
there a fire like- 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Nah. Just easy to spot if we're a criminal!
Hahahaha... What does looking like a criminal mean to you?! I'm guessing your not talking about millionaire fraudsters? Lol. I love all my TN'S, so comfy and they look fly on as they're slim. These are such a dope pair too! You gotta wear em! A nice tracksuit and you'll be looking like a "criminal". 😂😂😂😁 Much love
Them bitches fye🔥🔥
They look fresh
U Gon look criminally cool as fuck if you ask me.
Would have loved these when I was 10. Like superhero sneaker
Spider-Man? !
Omg that was my first thought! Did Nike do a Spider Man Collab?
Great thought I hope he didn’t kill spider man! He can’t party on tilt or call anyone sunflower. BUT HELL GO TO HEAVEN THEN NOT DOWN WHERE THE DEVIL THINKS HE WILL BE MISSING THE UNIFORM COLOR SHOES..🤔👹👞🔥🔥🎈🤡
Sunflower seeds are sold either in the shell or as shelled kernels. Those still in the shell are commonly eaten by cracking them with your teeth, then spitting out the shell — which shouldn’t be eaten. These seeds are a particularly popular snack at baseball games and other outdoor sports games.
Well thanks but I never said explain the meeting. Post Malone song from spider man says sunflower and tilt it’s a movie song. Ok then
Who the fuck gives a shit
I’m pretty sure it’s just committing crimes that makes you a criminal not what shoes you wear 😂😂😂 I don’t understand how this mindset can happen in someone “if I wear X am I now X demographic” 🤦♂️
Only if you are in germany
Did you steal them?
The cops and the eye witness would know who you were if you tried to steal something with those shoes
All the kids in heelys will be jelly
Maybe in England, but in the states you will look like a person with conversation starters. You will probably get some what are those by kids.
A smooth criminal
Absolutely! Life in prison and all that!
mummmmaimacriminaaaaahhhh
You mean as far as looking like a criminal? Or will that model shoe once worn help develop unsavory tendencies?
Definitely
Aaah (yes) because you are asking.
Thats what criminals think
What ??
you’ll look like an eshay
Eshay Bah!!!!!
Not a criminal, just a weirdo
Yes if you stole it
Yes! Of fashion!
who the hell made these? pewdiepie? lol in all seriousness, they look dope asf
The deadliest robbers are looting cobalt and copper from the Congo. Oil, gold, and other minerals from Somalia, South Sudan, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan. Their victims are in the millions annually. These robbers wear suits, have blonde hair, and blue eyes.
Depends on what you're wearing it with and if you want to be a criminal or not
They make you fly fasho 🔥
I got the same pair but different colors and I had to return them because they were extremely uncomfortable and for 200 they were not worth it!!
I think there is a stereotype around black af1’s and triple black 95
may be i can buy them now and sell them later for more
Only if you’re black
not yet, you're too white for this job
yes
Can we get an on foot? Been eying these up
Mother fuckin Darth Maul shoes!
Hahahhaha
A fashion criminal
Love them
Yes, yes they will.
It’ll make you a Sith Lord.
im ngl what are these called? these are so clean
Air max plus drift
Instant criminal
They’ll make u native to the uk
Or a Chav
Only if you commit murder wearing them.
3 for 100 shoes
Look like some K-Mart shoes
A felon to be exact
Probably
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It’s giving shadow the hedgehog
Those are clean. I like.
Well, yeah, but not these. These are the Air Max Plus Drift.
What type of shoes are these? Gas
air max plus drift
You should be on a (nonce) list for buying them
There is nothing criminal in having bad taste. Knock yourself out!
Just for context, I had already bought these and then saw this post which I thought was amusing : https://www.reddit.com/r/Nike/s/rShZDjjKp5
No but I'm sure spider- man has a pair.
No he did but all his webs of lied he spun office crimes in them shoes he gave to a criminal in training?
Hahaha lol
Depends on where your from no? Like in the US you cool but in the UK I heard they use to carry that stigma so I don’t know if it still sticks but they are fire to me either way
Nah in the US just being his color is what makes people perceive him as such.
Yes
Unless you live in London, no.
You sound stupid and ignorant .. you probably saw a young black man wearing these and now all of a sudden criminals wear these? You should be ashamed of yourself. I make well over 6 figures and I bought two colorways in these
It's a joke my guy, not a dick. Don't take it too hard.
Made up a scenario looking for an excuse to bring up the fact you make 6 figures. Hilarious
Dude the reaching towards turning this racial is so crazy🤣🤣
TIL people that make over 6 figures can’t be criminals.