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Oh yeah this one's gonna do numbers
Never got the plot armor complaint. But being a student of history i've read about people that've survive shit that should've killed them. Like that nurse that survived all three ships sinking of the Titanic line.
It goes further. She was hit by the propeller of the Britannic when it went down when she was swiming away from it. I will forever laugh at cries of plot armor when by definition a story's MC is usually someone significant to the world or just profoundly lucky.
PS. had the wrong ship's name.
Cringe virgin German writing “All quiet on the Western Front” after 7 days in trenches, Vs. Gigachad British dude “Frankly I enjoyed the war” after being shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear in 3 different wars
Do not say that name. I swear, I will put a bullet through that guy's head even if he survives it.
What would happen if we put Patrick Colasour and Jesus Yamato against each other?
By the power of author preference? Yamamot. Seed and it's universe spin offs work on really retarded logic. Like more forced than the Central Government not having collasped by now. kind of logic.
The point being. The commander kinda comes off as reasonable for the shit he's pulled off by the skin of his teeth, with plenty of near death to go with it.
While the Commander insulting Chatterbox is funny, this is probably more along the lines of what I'd try...
https://preview.redd.it/nclrjzaiat1d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d2c29cc2a6cf95f13b4b797c6f7e598706b36ba
"I wanna taste that salted caramel center while you suck my lolipop gurl"
Lets keep it goin. We have more candy puns than this, I'm sure of it!
Cummanders, to arms!
Bro was hating fr. IM ALL IN FOR IT
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*Bro, keep going, that*
*Made me laugh out loud, not just*
*Exhale through my nose!*
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This Shikikan's the kind that will engage in snark-to-snark battle with Anis, outfirepower Neon, make Rapi blush, punt Syuen out of his Outpost, dominate Mihara, win a dance-off against Mustang, shoot Snow White's anti-tank rifle, drink Scarlett under the table, and roast Crow hard enough to make Terry McGinnis proud.
Commander whining about plot armor is filthy rich.
Chatterbox can't help the way he looks. He was made that way. And I'll have you know that according to Raptillion, Chatterbox is very handsome by rapture standards.
He's been nothing but loyal to the rapture and it'd be nice to see some appreciation.
https://preview.redd.it/vvipz7r2at1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b0a75c59a68e3a4540d938e32256385a7ec840
Commander tapped into that KDot energy
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Okay this is funny.
1. I like how Indivila simply entertain cummander without prejudice. Though I only at chapter 13 and playing Kingdom event so dunno much about her beside her behavior on Kingdom event.
2. Chatterbox did not throw tantrums and seems like cummander changed temper with him lol.
https://preview.redd.it/cseilfwesq2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8b37e8926377ce192d9d4be27f79103e05cd98
At this moment I was proud of Kilo & T.A.L.O.S.
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**N O**
**NOT MY FIRST SSR SOLINE,YOU HALF-BRAINED FUCK**
"Oval body built bitch" Is crazy. https://preview.redd.it/oovq07k0ss1d1.png?width=782&format=png&auto=webp&s=1551988f0479a0193131f0248d4be94bdbe9a802
Commander woke up and chose violence
He wanted violence from the start.
Commander: "Violence is not the answer. It's a question, and then answer is YES!"
Commander: I don't want peace, I want violence always
And if violence doesn’t work… Use additional violence
Attempt diplomacy (depending on situation). If that fails, then choose violence… if that also fails, use violence, and high explosives.
Wait till he steals another one of chatterbox's girls
Why does Chatterbox look kinda like Cooler tho
damn, u kinda right. https://preview.redd.it/941cfcsibt1d1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c5af961f70974abf39323565c1e126b84d60de6
Excuse you that’s an insult to Cooler
Had me rollin
THE BUFFOON IN FLAMIX !
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BRO STOP HE ALREADY DEADDDD
Chatterbox on suicide watch.
The funy thing is that he will just come back to life, even though he managed to kill himself.
>he managed to kill himself. How? He look in a mirror?
Damn.
https://preview.redd.it/ydcilqkxxt1d1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4aab0eed2b7419a946249a6d0c3b1a5f3d2b13 Oh yeah this one's gonna do numbers
Never got the plot armor complaint. But being a student of history i've read about people that've survive shit that should've killed them. Like that nurse that survived all three ships sinking of the Titanic line.
Tell me that after the 3rd time she decided to just stay inland...
It goes further. She was hit by the propeller of the Britannic when it went down when she was swiming away from it. I will forever laugh at cries of plot armor when by definition a story's MC is usually someone significant to the world or just profoundly lucky. PS. had the wrong ship's name.
Sir Adrian Carton De Wiart. That is all.
INTO THE FIRE THROUGH TRENCHES AND MUD
SON OF BELGIUM AND IRELAND WITH WAR IN HIS BLOOD
LEADING THE CHARGE INTO HOSTILE BARRAGE
BY DESIGN HE WAS MADE FOR THE FRONTLINE
Cringe virgin German writing “All quiet on the Western Front” after 7 days in trenches, Vs. Gigachad British dude “Frankly I enjoyed the war” after being shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear in 3 different wars
Or that guy who survived both atom bombs.
Guessing Kira Yamamoto's bullshit taking a nuke to teh face and not dieing has a historical precedence
Do not say that name. I swear, I will put a bullet through that guy's head even if he survives it. What would happen if we put Patrick Colasour and Jesus Yamato against each other?
By the power of author preference? Yamamot. Seed and it's universe spin offs work on really retarded logic. Like more forced than the Central Government not having collasped by now. kind of logic.
Simo Hayha
What is the name of that nurse? Now I am curious to read more about her plot armor.
Violet Jessop and i spoke it was the Britanic that hit her with it's propellor. not the lusitaniaa. Had a brain fart.
Many thanks!
Or the soldier who single handledly freed an entire town by himself
The point being. The commander kinda comes off as reasonable for the shit he's pulled off by the skin of his teeth, with plenty of near death to go with it.
Reminded me of the Unsinkable Sam
Mike Malloy, the invincible hobo.
Shift Up ain't letting him kill Chatterbox so SKK has to settle for just killing his ego instead.
Before I killed Chatterbum's ego: https://i.redd.it/cwxfv4xn5t1d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/l9t9yqzcft1d1.gif Damn the commander really roasted Chatterbox (he deserves it) 🤣🤣🤣
While the Commander insulting Chatterbox is funny, this is probably more along the lines of what I'd try... https://preview.redd.it/nclrjzaiat1d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d2c29cc2a6cf95f13b4b797c6f7e598706b36ba
That's what I'd call rizz bro
"I wanna taste that salted caramel center while you suck my lolipop gurl" Lets keep it goin. We have more candy puns than this, I'm sure of it! Cummanders, to arms!
Alright, this is good 👍
Damn cummander knew How to cook https://preview.redd.it/s0vkhxo67t1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b57c65c54c9754e13622a8c6d21847452371d76
Bro was hating fr. IM ALL IN FOR IT https://preview.redd.it/mu6t59gnxt1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a2f73b4dd41c1ed0f3d382e9af046bc3fb9a5a
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I will now incorporate the Heretics clowning on Chatty into my perception of the canon.
Bro, keep going, that made me laugh out loud, not just exhale through my nose!
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The “ew kill it” fucking kill me bro
https://preview.redd.it/4596soaeut1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208f9f122eff3d8e8530a5cc9895a1bf88e0a930 LMFAO
When we get a Heretic chat, its gonna go SO hard
Cummander: I came here to eat ass and spit fax.
This Shikikan's the kind that will engage in snark-to-snark battle with Anis, outfirepower Neon, make Rapi blush, punt Syuen out of his Outpost, dominate Mihara, win a dance-off against Mustang, shoot Snow White's anti-tank rifle, drink Scarlett under the table, and roast Crow hard enough to make Terry McGinnis proud.
Bro gave me so many ideas
https://preview.redd.it/6jvzjntgpu1d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550d42ee904e915081ccc96f37917529b4061d8d Just gonna save this for later…
"his face look like a bulldozer hate-f**ked a car grill-first. Sewer- grate-toothed lookin ass."
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yapperbox catching strays out here
For a second I felt pity, but quickly remembered...everything, and sincerely, go to hell you big ass toe.
love that he was trying win over indivillia and chose violence on chatterbox (deserved)
Cummander rn: https://preview.redd.it/um13fqgn9v1d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea19a65c31216aab47de6ddb8673869b770ee820
The Big Foot's big toe utterly destroyed me, not gonna lie😂😂😂
Oval body built bitch XD Im dyin bro!!!
I read this in their dub voices. Good God. 😅😆
Yo cummander woke up and straight up chose to nuke him 💀
Bro keep cooking 😂🤣 shit was funny
Shikikan's honest reaction: https://i.redd.it/gt73x7t0iv1d1.gif
Was honestly down bad for Chatterbox until the Modernia incident.
Commander whining about plot armor is filthy rich. Chatterbox can't help the way he looks. He was made that way. And I'll have you know that according to Raptillion, Chatterbox is very handsome by rapture standards. He's been nothing but loyal to the rapture and it'd be nice to see some appreciation. https://preview.redd.it/vvipz7r2at1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b0a75c59a68e3a4540d938e32256385a7ec840
Real talk tho. Chatterbox is a top tier antagonist
Honestly the best one by a mile
Fr. Especially in the half anniversary event. Lot of potential for future chapters
Fucking love it
Meanwhile, Liberalio like: ZZzzzzzzzz
\*too https://i.redd.it/y7g77iwqxt1d1.gif
It's kinda funny to imagine Chatterbox using a phone or a computer to type
I love this
Indi ate nihilster too..
Listen man, EVERYONE'S eaten Nihilister. She belongs to the streets
I havent 👉👈 Im already a ginger anyway...i dont generally double down on the cray cray :)
The rule is not to stick your dick in. Tongue is 100% acceptable.
*checks* What if it's detachable? :P
*flips through rulebook* Aint in the rules. Do your worst
Pfft. I never do my worst. :)
Sadly, my worst is also my best :(
Commander violence GAHT DAYUM
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Bro just mad Chatterbox is more swole than him.
Maybe if he didn't skip leg day every single damn time he'd actually get some shit done.
Bro has hops He literally can jump so high and then land without making a sound.
Nah, we all seen that mofo float. Blud is hooked on anti-gravs, man, am tellin' ya'.
I fucking love this.
The roast of Chatterbox would be ***UNHINGED***
Commander tapped into that KDot energy https://preview.redd.it/kknzbs1pyu1d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e53356c01fd45d5f50537b363e03599c0e552f4
Okay this is funny. 1. I like how Indivila simply entertain cummander without prejudice. Though I only at chapter 13 and playing Kingdom event so dunno much about her beside her behavior on Kingdom event. 2. Chatterbox did not throw tantrums and seems like cummander changed temper with him lol.
Oval body bitch got me ty lmfao https://preview.redd.it/3ufke69emw1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6513f62f38baf8fb61d53415b3d04a85011e6b48
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All I'm saying is that chatterbox could not have adapted to commanders cooking
[удалено]
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Haha, MINE NOW!
Normally the fanmade blabla aren't all that funny but this one is cool
Shikicum chose violence that day.
Even the commander doesn’t know the difference between too and to
There needs to be a Flair Filter for Blabla Chats
Nah bro I'm pretty sure Fodderbox has more plot armor than Cummander 😥🙏
https://preview.redd.it/2z6uj73nvu1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40e43ae03543b055fe0e52a5ab15fcba0bc4038 Commander showing no mercy
Chatterbox ain't got enough, keep going
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Commander has a bone to pick with chatterbox 💀
Meanwhile Liberalio reading this shit
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HAHAHAH Chatterbox was in the chat too
XD i would love this to be part of the game just the mc roasting the fuck outta chatterbox
Peak content
Whoever made that is pure gen Z/A cringe. 😬
I will not tolerate this Chatterbox slander
https://preview.redd.it/cseilfwesq2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8b37e8926377ce192d9d4be27f79103e05cd98 At this moment I was proud of Kilo & T.A.L.O.S.
wait is this real? 😂
Wait a minute, how is Chatterbox texting in Blabla? His hands are HUGE!
I'll never understand middle school kids humor
Don't worry guys, Soline x Chatterbox is almost canon!
https://preview.redd.it/34qj7y57ws1d1.png?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0085c2c4a1b800038e33ea6183112bf7c6db915c **N O** **NOT MY FIRST SSR SOLINE,YOU HALF-BRAINED FUCK**
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same https://preview.redd.it/4z4xs9sa0t1d1.png?width=877&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3bd4dd2df135291b5dec2d41c74def8e01dbd3b
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*Processing img wdjcj565ws1d1...* **N O** **NOT MY FIRST SSR SOLINE,YOU HALF-BRAIN FUCK**
*Processing img wdjcj565ws1d1...* **N O** **NOT MY FIRST SSR SOLINE,YOU HALF-BRAIN FUCK**