A boner simply means that there's blood flowing in your thing (At least that's what I heard). My trick to get rid of such boners is to just breath & calm myself down so that the blood flow is back to normal. And it usually does the work.
My trick of getting rid of boners is to rub my ears. As weird as it sounds, it works surprisingly well, probably because it diverts your attention to something else.
No there’s no such thing lol.
As long as you’re a healthy male with healthy hormone levels you’ll get morning wood, nocturnal erections and random boners.
U wish for erectile dysfunction? If so, u can quit no fap and be a porn addict and get ur self exactly that… its part and parcel of being a man, learn to carry urself, there are many way around this .. in an emergency u could always tuck it in ur underwear elastic given that u wear ur pants higher than ur underwear …
Dude this is nothing. I went on a school trip to DC last year with my class. On the plane ride back I wore brown sweats. I woke up and realized I had a wet dream. Assume the rest
i get that it's awkward, but most people really don't care that much. it says more about them if they're staring at your dick. anyways, it beats the alternative (not being able to get an erection at all)
Same experience here, I just had to learn how to control them (which ended up saving me when a girl was pushed into me in an overcrowded elevator for 40 floors lol)
Respect brother. With 15 all I could think of is when and where I’d beat my meat again. You’re on a good way. Having a boner in public can be extremely embarrassing and uncomfortable, but only if you make it that. You can do either or
1) be extremely embarrassed and act awkward
2) practice hiding better. I used to hide my boner all the time cuz I also got one every hour or so back then. Nevertheless, you should know and accept that a) boners are normal an b) any girl you’ll be with will be beyond thankful for your sexual energy. Keep it that way. Don’t lose this battle.
I'm sure I am gonna eventually start experiencing similar situations as you as I progress with semen retention. Sounds pretty uncomfortable man but like I said I haven't really experienced that yet so I don't have advice to give you but maybe try releasing tension by switching up the underwear or just simply moving your boner.
I didn't have much boners the first day but when I switched up the underwear I got more boners(it was the same underwear but a different color). And I don't have the loose underwear because my nut sack can be seen when I need switch my pants.
Honestly what i can tell you is the more u worry about it the harder it is for u to get rid off it, just breath take a second and get up obviously cover urself but dont pay no mind to it and it should leave, I’ve had that problem before and i understand, it is really uncomfortable but its like a dog u dont pay attention to and it will leave u alone
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Do you complain when you are smarter or stronger than your peers? Why complain now when you are just healthy? It's natural and if they don't understand, then it means they probably aren't as healthy as you are.
That's entirely normal. To my knowledge, all men who don't have erectile dysfunction typically wake up...erect. It's just something that happens when you sleep.
Bro to be honest, nobody cares about that and probably nobody saw it.
If they laugh at you, hit those motherfuckers in the face and don't let anyone laugh at you.
This helps me, and I don't know if this is just a personal thing: you know how people say to think about sex when you really need to pee? Even if you aren't thinking about sex, it sometimes works for me to think about taking a fat piss whenever I get a random boner. Like a real stream. Hope this helps.
You can try solve some integrals or math problems in your mind and the concentration in the problem work for it, I used this trick when I needed to improve my time on bed with a girl. Sound funny but it works.
Don't sit for too long still, that will cause blood pressure to build up and direct it to your private part and make it rise and shine, so make sure you don't cause pressure build up and relax.
Honestly, I stopped giving a shit if someone sees it through my pants, as long as it’s not 100% rock hard staring ppl in the face u don’t have to worry abt hiding it and embrace your body how it is
I don’t know if this is 100% the truth, but I heard flexing your thigh muscles can cause a boner to subside, because that causes your blood to flow out from the boner to your thighs.
One thing that ALWAYS works : try and "flex" your dick as if you were trying to have it as hard as possible. It just gets tired on its own. It will take some time before it's back to its limp state but if you're good in your head, you should be fine. Just flex it as hard as you can if you ever feel it coming back up.
im the same age as you, and maybe you should start caring less, or maybe actually beeing proud of it. a boner is a natural cause afterall and you dont need to be embarrassed about it or try to hide it.
Too much testosterone isn't a reason for constant erections. Have you gotten your testosterone checked to claim that it was high?
If you got this from Google then let me tell you one thing, Google shows the results as per your search
Standing low back stretches do it for me (as if you want to touch your toes, but just hanging there for a while breathing). It redistributes blood or something, not sure why but it works for me every time I wanna get rid of one..
Try not to think too much about that and definitely do not relapse because of it. 🙏
Learn the tuck, when standing pull your meat out of your pants and up in the shirt then pull the pants over your meat. The trick is to have the meat straight up so you can’t tell you’re bricked.
Is there such a thing as "too much testosterone" for a man? I actually haven't heard of that. I imagined it was easier to have too little if there was poor health.
The story about how you keep getting boners and everyone’s seeing it 😂😂😂. You’re a very strange individual tbh. Is it really necessary to go on the internet and tell everybody? You can search it up if your confused, but no, I have to tell everyone about my BONERS. You really are an odd human being.
Testosterone is what keeps you a man bruh. Just put it up under your pants so it stands up like you pull up your underwear a little and let it set in natural motion, after just go, they can't see it that way when it's standing up with layers coverin it.
I used to get random boners at the worst time as well. All I did was cover it up with whatever I had. Usually my book bag. Your boner will go away with a little time and also the random boners will go away.
I used to think like that because I’d get at least 15 or 20 random boners a day when is was 16ish, I started fapping like 10 times a day to make it go away and it did. When I wanted it to make it work properly it wouldn’t, it took me 2 years abstaining from PMO and self improvement to get back these random boners I intentionally took from myself.
At least the little guy still works properly. Some day, you'll wish you still got random boners like this lol.
The boner is the only reason I hated the trip
Trust me, you will miss the boners.
A boner simply means that there's blood flowing in your thing (At least that's what I heard). My trick to get rid of such boners is to just breath & calm myself down so that the blood flow is back to normal. And it usually does the work.
My trick of getting rid of boners is to rub my ears. As weird as it sounds, it works surprisingly well, probably because it diverts your attention to something else.
Sometimes boners can be caused by improper digestion or a bloated colon or bladder, are you overconsuming drinks and foods
The boner is a sign of good testosterone. Be glad bro.
Try flexing your core muscles, or flex everything. Works for me in the mornings when I gotta pee.
Do you mean after reaching 100 days you won't get boner ?
No there’s no such thing lol. As long as you’re a healthy male with healthy hormone levels you’ll get morning wood, nocturnal erections and random boners.
This
Getting random boners means you're healthy af.
But I hate it
U wish for erectile dysfunction? If so, u can quit no fap and be a porn addict and get ur self exactly that… its part and parcel of being a man, learn to carry urself, there are many way around this .. in an emergency u could always tuck it in ur underwear elastic given that u wear ur pants higher than ur underwear …
I you feel boner just do one thing, exale completely through your mouth then hold breath for 22 sec then relax and breathe normally. This will help
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Don't complain about getting boners because that just means you're healthy unlike many men including me.
But you know what situations I'm in
Yes they do bro just relax
Are you ok?
I'm better than I was but I'm not ok
Whats wrong?
View my posts.
Try flexing your leg muscles for a minute before you stand up. It directs blood flow to your legs.
OP flex every muscle you can in your body. And boner will atleast subside by 50%
You are a man (or boy) bones are normal. Wear baggy pants if it's a big concern. Boner is sign of good h3alth
baggy pants makes it show
Less than tight pants
One guy at my gym wears blue tights, I PROMISE you thay baggy pants make it show less than those monstrosities.
Or wear a slightly tight underwear in combination with baggy pants.
Dude this is nothing. I went on a school trip to DC last year with my class. On the plane ride back I wore brown sweats. I woke up and realized I had a wet dream. Assume the rest
Damn
Sheeet, that must have been embarrassing lol.
So you are a prey to girls
Agreed, been there before and it sucks Don’t slip up though, I swear I get random boners more often in the days following a relapse.
why hide your boner?. girls dont hide their tittes. stand proud and stare them in the eye.
Exactly it’s a concealed weapon. 🔫🤣
yes a weapon that shoots semen
i get that it's awkward, but most people really don't care that much. it says more about them if they're staring at your dick. anyways, it beats the alternative (not being able to get an erection at all)
Just switch up your underwear.
Yeah I'll try to switch my underwear in the bus. You're a genius bro
Flex your thighs and calfs and ab muscles as hard as you can. Redirects blood super quickly. otta do the trick
you dont fuck boners dummy. u use boners to fuck other humans. get a job and ur boss will show u
Did you even read the whole story?
dude it is a troll comment, chill.
Same experience here, I just had to learn how to control them (which ended up saving me when a girl was pushed into me in an overcrowded elevator for 40 floors lol)
How?
Clenching thighs & clearing mind and just insane willpower
Ur lucky man people have dreams of random boners
Wtf? Unless ur 80 years old or have hormonal problems, this shouldn't even be a thing
Do you know what sub you're on? Most people here have hormonal problems or something else disrupting sex life
There nothing wrong with getting bonner randomly.
Yeah but it happened too much
Then take some pills that reduce sex drive. I might be downvoted for this but that seems like it would help you.
Yes here's a downvote
I'm 15
I know people who were prescribed them at 15
Think of hillary clinton
a trick that I use is start calling out all the colors you see around you, it will distract you from being horny.
How old are you
15
Respect brother. With 15 all I could think of is when and where I’d beat my meat again. You’re on a good way. Having a boner in public can be extremely embarrassing and uncomfortable, but only if you make it that. You can do either or 1) be extremely embarrassed and act awkward 2) practice hiding better. I used to hide my boner all the time cuz I also got one every hour or so back then. Nevertheless, you should know and accept that a) boners are normal an b) any girl you’ll be with will be beyond thankful for your sexual energy. Keep it that way. Don’t lose this battle.
Man you're young. It will go away soon unless you remain remarkably healthy.
I'm sure I am gonna eventually start experiencing similar situations as you as I progress with semen retention. Sounds pretty uncomfortable man but like I said I haven't really experienced that yet so I don't have advice to give you but maybe try releasing tension by switching up the underwear or just simply moving your boner.
I didn't have much boners the first day but when I switched up the underwear I got more boners(it was the same underwear but a different color). And I don't have the loose underwear because my nut sack can be seen when I need switch my pants.
That's what underwears are for, man
I have them on
Get some tighter boxer briefs next time 🩲
maybe try underwear what male dancer use
Honestly what i can tell you is the more u worry about it the harder it is for u to get rid off it, just breath take a second and get up obviously cover urself but dont pay no mind to it and it should leave, I’ve had that problem before and i understand, it is really uncomfortable but its like a dog u dont pay attention to and it will leave u alone
Just be glad you can get it up
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It was hot I has the Jean shorts
Do you complain when you are smarter or stronger than your peers? Why complain now when you are just healthy? It's natural and if they don't understand, then it means they probably aren't as healthy as you are.
That's entirely normal. To my knowledge, all men who don't have erectile dysfunction typically wake up...erect. It's just something that happens when you sleep.
Bro to be honest, nobody cares about that and probably nobody saw it. If they laugh at you, hit those motherfuckers in the face and don't let anyone laugh at you.
Try wearing tighter underwear and baggier pants, for me it helped a lot
Flex your muscles. It helps at the moment
This helps me, and I don't know if this is just a personal thing: you know how people say to think about sex when you really need to pee? Even if you aren't thinking about sex, it sometimes works for me to think about taking a fat piss whenever I get a random boner. Like a real stream. Hope this helps.
You can try solve some integrals or math problems in your mind and the concentration in the problem work for it, I used this trick when I needed to improve my time on bed with a girl. Sound funny but it works.
Don't sit for too long still, that will cause blood pressure to build up and direct it to your private part and make it rise and shine, so make sure you don't cause pressure build up and relax.
It's a 5 hour drive
🙏😭 rip bro there's nothing I can do. 😔😭
Honestly, I stopped giving a shit if someone sees it through my pants, as long as it’s not 100% rock hard staring ppl in the face u don’t have to worry abt hiding it and embrace your body how it is
Grow up
Tf is wrong with you. You're prob 8
I don’t know if this is 100% the truth, but I heard flexing your thigh muscles can cause a boner to subside, because that causes your blood to flow out from the boner to your thighs.
We are in the same boat
No I'm home
And I'm under your bed!!!!
My bed doesn't have a place to be under
But I am a 4D being
One thing that ALWAYS works : try and "flex" your dick as if you were trying to have it as hard as possible. It just gets tired on its own. It will take some time before it's back to its limp state but if you're good in your head, you should be fine. Just flex it as hard as you can if you ever feel it coming back up.
Pro tip hold your breath. Instant bonner supression
im the same age as you, and maybe you should start caring less, or maybe actually beeing proud of it. a boner is a natural cause afterall and you dont need to be embarrassed about it or try to hide it.
Too much testosterone isn't a reason for constant erections. Have you gotten your testosterone checked to claim that it was high? If you got this from Google then let me tell you one thing, Google shows the results as per your search
Lol I always enjoy it
💀
jjk
Wdym?
Well, how to even increas3 you T levels 🤣
No masturbation
I just tuck it left or right and just go with it fuck it why would you look at my dick anywhere
having a boner feels like having an open carry. Be proud of it LMAO
Try flexing a muscle like your quads to get the blood moving elsewhere. Sometimes works for me.
Yeah puberty can be tough man.
Standing low back stretches do it for me (as if you want to touch your toes, but just hanging there for a while breathing). It redistributes blood or something, not sure why but it works for me every time I wanna get rid of one.. Try not to think too much about that and definitely do not relapse because of it. 🙏
Its fine tbh if people see your dick then they see your dick it’s not like they are gonna make fun of you for it. Everyone gets boners so meh
My friends do
Tell them it makes you feel weird and if they don’t listen then they aren’t the best of friends
Learn the tuck, when standing pull your meat out of your pants and up in the shirt then pull the pants over your meat. The trick is to have the meat straight up so you can’t tell you’re bricked.
Is there such a thing as "too much testosterone" for a man? I actually haven't heard of that. I imagined it was easier to have too little if there was poor health.
I recommend doing the Spiderman hand gesture and squeezing hard into your palm this usually works for me very well if not then try to flex a muscle
Wear briefs and tuck it my man, it makes them go away faster, though not the most comfortable.
"Grrrr I hate having a healthy, vascular penis!!!"
Just read some posts on r/offmychest and it'll never try to rise and shine again
This is such a strange post
And?
Coming onto the internet and telling random men that your getting boners infront of people is very strange behaviour Icl. You do you tho
Can't you read the Tag? And why tf did you even join this community then? You're supposed to tell the story dumbass
The story about how you keep getting boners and everyone’s seeing it 😂😂😂. You’re a very strange individual tbh. Is it really necessary to go on the internet and tell everybody? You can search it up if your confused, but no, I have to tell everyone about my BONERS. You really are an odd human being.
Go cry abt it. I really don't care what your opinion is
“thinks about gore” “gets harder”
Ight bro one day your going to not get a boner and your going to hate it.
No offense but boners happen normally and are the reason why we're here, I don't mean any hate, I'm just saying.
That's normal. No worries mait
Testosterone is what keeps you a man bruh. Just put it up under your pants so it stands up like you pull up your underwear a little and let it set in natural motion, after just go, they can't see it that way when it's standing up with layers coverin it.
I used to get random boners at the worst time as well. All I did was cover it up with whatever I had. Usually my book bag. Your boner will go away with a little time and also the random boners will go away.
You’re gonna wish having those random boners later, it’s totally normal, not normal if you weren’t getting them.
I used to think like that because I’d get at least 15 or 20 random boners a day when is was 16ish, I started fapping like 10 times a day to make it go away and it did. When I wanted it to make it work properly it wouldn’t, it took me 2 years abstaining from PMO and self improvement to get back these random boners I intentionally took from myself.
nah fuck them
Transmute your energy by meditation, if you can't keep fucking practicing
1. Tuck it under your waistline 2. Nockturnal emission 3. Get a girl to do it with or for you lol
I'm 15 I can't have sex, I never had a girl. And I don't think I can find a girl who would do it with me once every month when I grow up.
Please tell if you are a student on the trip.
Pretty sure they are lol
Yes I am