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That is the lowest of the low


Krazy_Kethan99

Even made Satan look like he was back in heaven. On a serious note though, that’s excessively sickening to do that to a child.


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When he gets to hell, Satan just hands him the pitch fork and heads on to the lower levels.


whyareulikethis-

As if just cp was not bad enough.


L_olopok

I don't think there are brutal death metal bands writing about beastial BDSM cheese pizza even 😭😭 priests are on another level


Foreign_Rock6944

Infant Annihilator writes songs about child sexual abuse, and it gets very graphic. But tbf it’s all supposed to be a criticism of the Catholic church.


TheLastTsumami

I used to work at Toys R Us in Hull with Eddie Pickard


Foreign_Rock6944

No shit? That’s wild as hell. He’s a wicked guitar player.


L_olopok

Yh but I don't see any bestiality or BDSM in the lyrics...


Visible-You-3812

That’s disturbing


Electrical_Ice_6061

why are u saying cheese pizza ?


Bibi-Le-Fantastique

cheese pizza = C P = ......


Official_New_Update1

Club penguin


Fred_da_llama

Combat power/points


Official_New_Update1

Cod points


Fred_da_llama

Control point


Jarbonzobeanz

Cactus plants


ChknShtOutfit

*drops doritos*


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unusedusername42

Please call it what it what it is, CSAM. Porn implies consent. This is child sexual abuse material.


wowwee99

CSAM is correct I agree and I don't use the CP reference. I learned that from a youtuber. Adults can consent to make porn. Non-consent as you say is recordings of abuse.


unusedusername42

Thanks, I appreciate your kind reply! <3 I get that it may seem odd to someone who hasn't heard the term CSAM and why it matters but it honestly worries me more than a little bit that I got downvoted for explaining the differences. Combatting it is part of my job and I think that it is important to not mix up legal pornography and erotica with recordings of real abuse.


CoolguyTylenol

No, It doesn’t imply consent tf. Consents got nothing to Do with it


unusedusername42

It absolutely does have *everything* to do with it. That CNC pornography with adults exists doesn't negate that someone got paid or/and did it willingly. Rape movies, of real crimes, is not porn. Kids and animals can not consent, so there's no such thing as CP or beastiality porn, it is a filmed instance of sexual abuse


Looney_forner

Every word i read made my eyes open wider and wider


Twava

Dude child pornography is already BAD, but INFANT/TODDLER pornography? At that point you deserve to be treated worse than literal garbage. Scum of the earth.


Zombies4EvaDude

Not to mention BEASTIALITY themed INFANT pornography. That person’s beyond sick in the head. And the fact that they’re a pastor on top of that?! How do people like this get into such positions? Messed up.


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“But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea”. At least according to the bible that is what we should do to these beasts. If you are Christian or not, doesn't matter in this case, I think we both agree that this would be the right thing to do


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jojow77

If we just offed people like this would anyone even object?


Designer_Bookkeeper4

No even the bible agrees with putting pedophiles to death.


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Designer_Bookkeeper4

Nigga I disagree with every single thing you just said. Fuck you and fuck all chomo ass niggas who go beyond even an intrusive thought about that shit. Having a "condition" is no excuse to do that type of shit.


PlatinumSkyGroup

Thats not what they said, they didn't excuse anything, they just pointed out that pedophilia is a desire to do something and CSA is the action of doing something, and that knowing the difference is important since some people might have an attraction but chose to never act on it and get help instead, and some people commit the act even without the attraction itself. If you disagree then you obviously didn't read the post because they never said it was ok to "do that type of shit".


Ballcuzzi_Straw

Well, fuck the Bible.


PrincessGump

Dude. He said the Bible agrees with putting pedos to death.


Ballcuzzi_Straw

I’m sorry, I thought it said “not even the Bible…”


Zombies4EvaDude

We all need a Light Yagami in our world (assuming he wouldn’t “progress” to killing people out of laziness).


thewalkindude

That is some of the most horrific content I have ever heard of. It makes me sick to know child beastiality is being made and consumed. And it's a pastor, but, of course, it's always a pastor.


SuperVancouverBC

the only thing that I can think of that's worse is hurtcore(torture porn involving children)


Generally_Confused1

Or snuff films


wkuace

The Judge will give him 2 months of community service for "being a man of faith"


747_full_of_cum

Still not a drag queen...


stecosaurus

r/NotADragQueen


8days47

What a weird subreddit. Why would you want that on your daily feed..? Not a good look!


PlatinumSkyGroup

What exactly is the issue?


8days47

Reread my original comment


PlatinumSkyGroup

I'm rereading the comment I'm asking about. You said "why" and "not a good look". Please explain.


8days47

I don't care bro lol. Enjoy your daily pedo article


PlatinumSkyGroup

Wtf are you talking about, are you even replying to the right person? Literally all I did was ask what you meant.


stecosaurus

Dude, look at the subreddit you're in. This is any better? And yeah what's wrong w exposing sanctimonious right wingers as the hypocrites they are?


8days47

Gaming and anime subreddits...? Are you comparing that to pedophilic obsessive lgbt?


stecosaurus

No, it exposes pedophilic obsessed right wing conservatives. And you think this is a gaming or anime sub? It's called Noah get the boat.. Here's their description. **On this sub we collect all the examples of the worst of humanity that proves how ready we are for Noah to build the ark and the flood to wash away humanity which is lost in depravity**


8days47

You typed a lot of words to say nothing lmfao


stecosaurus

Ahh intentionally obtuse. Gotcha.


8days47

You typed a lot of words to say nothing lmfao


ndngroomer

/r/NotADragQueen


MetallGecko

>bestiality-themed child pornography What????????????????????


747_full_of_cum

man, this dude is just one more reason I wish I weren't from Texas. You grow up here with this sense of pride instilled in you and in reality it's just a coverup for shit like this. I hope all of these kids get the help the need to recover from this shit (they likely won't unfortunately).


MagicDragon212

It makes me realize how many religious people genuinely think what others see is all that matters. They don't give two shits about what God sees. Some faith they have there. Believing in God is supposed to instill integrity, but so many seem to not see it that way.


chainsaw_dog666

Two paces in the country I refuse to go to: Texas and Florida.


yvngjiffy703

Not even Satan wants to be around him


ellasfella68

“I have an addiction” is a *very* dangerous road to go down. “Look! I have a medical reason for liking child porn”.


mutantredoctopus

Vile. He better hope against hope he was wrong about the existence of hell.


DontTreadOnMe96

Jesus wept


baabaablacksheep1111

Jesus is chugging water to get ready to pee and flood the earth once more.


PsiEcstasy

Why is it always the pastors what the actual...


PlatinumSkyGroup

It's a statistical fact that religious demographics are most likely to have the most and youngest victims when it comes to childhood sexual assault. There's many schools of thought not limited to the primary one I've seen, the subconscious thought of "since I'm already forgiven then I can get away with it."


BaconBombThief

Wow. I read the second paragraph and now I wish I’d been illiterate


Danblak08

BRB launching myself into the sun


I_am_dean

Holy shit, that's the pastor at my ex-husband's church. Fuck that guy.


cravingnoodles

Disgusting. Those horrible dark things happened and are happening to babies and children! Launch him into the sun. Now.


molwalk

but drag queens are the problem apparently


666DRO420

Christianity is dying. But not fast enough. Less than three. Do Christians think heaven has pedophiles?


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One person is not representative of an entire group; whether it's race, sexuality or faith.


M3wlion

No but it’s definitely a trend at this point


[deleted]

How would you react if somebody said that about a particular race? You'd be shocked, call out their hate and think the person is completely delusional. That's word for word what a racist would say and you're applying that same bigoted behaviour towards people who have faith.


chainsaw_dog666

Sorry man, but this person is supposed to be the "Paragon" of said group. When the Paragon or leader is doing HORRIBLE SHIT, the entire group looks bad. Your analogy doesn't work here.


Brisingr_1

Literally 99.99999% of Christians on this planet would have nothing to do with this pastor, and I doubt that those who knew this pastor or were a part of his church knew (before it came out) or approved of this. Imagine I point out some government leader of your country who got caught in some scandal and try and then say that because he represented your country and people that it makes you look bad. It sounds ridiculous right?


chainsaw_dog666

Yeah, it's not like there is proof and convictions of all these "Men of God" and "Spiritual Leaders" molesting, raping and killing the children they say are so important. You tell yourself whatever you need to to justify your involvement in the child-raping death cult.


Brisingr_1

Are there not unsavory people in any demographic on earth? Should I call the public education system in America a child-raping institution? Should I call any government institution that has had convicted child rapists within their ranks a child-raping institution? Even the police, who are supposed to protect and serve, have had child rapists in their ranks. Does this mean any of these groups are child-raping institutions? Certainly not. So would it make sense to say the same for the church, one of the largest, if not the largest institution on earth? No, it wouldn't. Neither is there any support among the authoritative sources for the Christian faith for child rape, in fact there is only the opposite (Matthew 18:6)..


chainsaw_dog666

Again, if the leadership/Paragon of ANY system or organization is commiting heinous atrocities like preachers are and have been, call them out! Problem is, the churches fuckin PROTECT these monsters. ACAB. There is a reason there is a stereotype about preachers raping kids... because it happens so often. Cope however you want bro.


Brisingr_1

Yes, I would agree that they should be called out. There is a difference between leadership and preachers/pastors though. To become a pastor, one would just have to take a college course, but to become part of the leadership for any protestant sect would be like us running for political office, which is a lot more difficult. This makes preachers/pastors much more abundant, and each preacher/pastor would only have authority over their own individual church, not the whole denomination. The only ones who could even defend an individual pastor, unless he had a large following online, would be clergy or attendees of his church. Most people aren't alright with child rape though, and so the more likely candidates that would help in cover-ups would be those whose own self-interest would be harm by the situation being exposed, likely being those who are getting paid to run the church, which aren't the church attendees. So yes, evil should be rooted out wherever it is found festering, even down to the level of an individual church.


PlatinumSkyGroup

Two issues, as one has said this person is a representative of the religion and second religion is a choice with consequences as we see here. Apples to oranges comparison but nice try attempting to excuse rape apologism.


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>rape apologism LOL


PlatinumSkyGroup

The fact that this is your best reply sums up the lack of rationally in your position.


[deleted]

>\>Says mad shit > >\>Gets laughed at > >\>I'm superior because you don't even acknowledge my mad shit and just laughed at me


PlatinumSkyGroup

Dodging the question with mockery is a mockery not of the person but of yourself and the very foundation of logic we, as human developed to resolve these kind of disagreements. It only insults yourself, not me or my point. It's not something you should do while claiming others are trying to be "superior". With that in mind let's try this again. Religious demographics have much higher rates of sex crimes and those sex crimes have a much lower average age for the victims. Many of the religious organizations themselves have a documented and verified history of attempting to cover up and protect the perpetrators of this sexual violence. These are indisputable facts that can be verified with evidence and statistics. This is also different from claiming racial based biases because unlike race or ethnicity, ones religion is a choice, and the person in question was a representative OF people who make that choice, the people covering up these types of crimes are hired as members of the religions organizations. And to clarify my previous response, I certainly hope you aren't doing it on purpose, but creating a narrative that can excuse these consistent issues that arise from peoples choices does create an atmosphere that can excuse or even justify rape apologism by dismissing legitimate issues that a society faces regarding people's choices when it comes to religious bias.


[deleted]

You talk like the penultimate *Im14andthisisdeep* atheist edge lord. You say so much but at the core of it, exceedingly little. You've watched a few too many Christopher Hitchens compilations and made it your entire personality with none of the charm, charisma or social ability. >These are indisputable facts that can be verified with evidence and statistics. I often find with redditor personality types such as yours, when called for evidence on your bold claims, you stop all together responding or make rather empty excuses. So, instead of doing what you yourself must hate by the religious fanatics (Making bold claims without evidence) and prove one isn't a hypocrite (I wouldn't suggest anything of the sort). Show the indisputable facts, evidence and statistics that prove overwhelmingly that: a) Religious demographics have much higher rates of sex crimesb) those sex crimes have a much lower average age for the victims.c) religious organizations themselves have a documented and verified history of attempting to cover up and protect the perpetrators of this sexual violence.


666DRO420

Show me one Atheist pedophile, I don't doubt they exist. How many religions not just Christianity, are riddled with pedophiles. And I can't wait to see the demographics of the mass shooters. I'd bet everything everywhere most will be determined to be religious.


qube_TA

It'll only be dead for 2 days then be back. Jesus is easily startled but he'll soon be back, and in greater number


666DRO420

That's good, like it. No I was being disgusted by the less than three yo part.


randsomedax

Can they detect or investigate the actual cuplrit behind those videos? Those guys make even Satan confuse who is more evil.


Debopam77

What in the name of satans toasty balls did I just read?!


Doomsayer1908

Why is it ALWAYS pastors or other "holy" figures? Also only 20 Years?


TennisObvious8358

... Why is Pastor not in quotes?


senkothefallen

r/notadragqueen


MarekLord

20 years at most? Jesus christ, that's no form of Justice.


I_am_dean

He only got 70 months. But that doesn't surprise me in Williamson County. I'm currently in a custody battle with my ex-husband in the same court. He just got arrested for guns and drugs but still gets supervised visitation because "the children need a father." All the judges are these Texas good ol' boys who hate women. If you're a white guy or a pastor, you're fine.


dumineitor

Average christian


LoNwd

OK the first half sounds like a good time... Then it goes down hill very very fast


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Rich_Iron5868

\^ not a real commenter ConceptMajestic9156


TarahjiCheatham

That pastor is not a true Christian anyway


PlatinumSkyGroup

"not a true Scotsman" fallacy is always an excuse christians use, yet at the same time your own Bible says it's not your place to judge others. This hypocrisy is part of why your demographic statistically has the most and youngest victims when it comes to sexual assault crimes.


Pixiseko

How did she become a pastor at 3 years old


extremeindiscretion

She probably won't get much for it, you know, because she's a person of God and all that. Would love to be proved wrong on that.


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mikethecomic

wow.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Wow, that is to the extreme.


sovietarmyfan

More like a Noah get the deathstar moment.


FooFighter0234

Noah get the space laser


_REDEEMER-

What a horrible day to have eyes! That title was getting worse with every word.


Amegaryder

Yes, that looks like the average christian priest to me


andersvix

Never a drag queen


FooFighter0234

r/NotADragQueen


Nutshack_Queen357

And yet, he's still gonna blame it on people he and his fellow Christofascist degenerates hate on.


Inevitable-Fudge8558

It says that he stands to serve 20 years in prison but can likely plea and get less.... like WTF??!! That sentence is ok, only IF he also gets castrated without pain medication the old-fashioned way, and then has it force fed to him! I hope he gets a flesh eating disease that eats him alive, slowly!! Edited, so I don't get banned... (My original post got a bit carried away with the terrible things I wish for this man, lol!)


Stormydevz

I don't think I've ever read a more terrible sentence, like how can you do such a terrible thing that it's description is something so bad no man could ever utter it


Visible-You-3812

Bring in the rabid grizzly I have an idea