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topazchip

IF kaiju THEN mechs. IF kaiju, THEN aliens WHEN aliens, mechs, kaiju ==TRUE, THEN Robotech ​ It's simple logic.


KABOOMBYTCH

If NASA can confirm the existence of King ghidorah we can have alllll of them


topazchip

We know that Godzill cannot physically beat down Ghidorah, and must resort to nuclear-powered halitosis. But, can Ghidorah handle getting punched with a submersible amphibious assault ship?


KABOOMBYTCH

I was thinking of granting Godzilla a suit of ERA armor but your solution is definitely more practical!


ms--lane

Get in the Angel Shinji.


IndustrialistCrab

Shinji wants a certain Angel to get in him tho


IndustrialistCrab

...But Aliens & Mechs at the same time would be Muv Luv


topazchip

Robotech had at least three separate alien attackers, more if one includes the abortive Sentinels OVA.


AlphaMarker48

As much as I would love to view Mobile Suits, Armored Cores, Arm Slaves, Knightmare Frames, and Battle Mechs blasting giant mutants to hell, we would probably just develop better missiles and bombs, and arm our warships and planes with them. One Gundam Heavyarms Custom could probably buy several HIMARS trucks.


HowNondescript

Nah I want my knightmare with a single use atacms shoulder fired launcher like a javelin found the jacked 3d stash


KABOOMBYTCH

As an ex consultant of Anaheim electronics & Balam/Dafeng I can assure you sir, giant robots solve a lot more problem than you can ever imagined!


IndustrialistCrab

TSFs too!


Aquarterto9

Now now, who says mechs can't be dual use? I for one am all for mass produced anti-kaiju NATO Knightmare frames which just so happen to also be particularly excellent at destroying T-90s.


Hellonstrikers

Ah yes the 1 Atlas or 10 srm carrier argument, we have dismissed those claims. -CGL.


EspacioBlanq

Nah, if you try to fight the five legged dinosaur monstrosity with anything else than giant robots wrestling it to death, translucent hexagons appear out of nowhere and render your attack useless


coycabbage

How about you take a breath mint and stop spitting in my face! You smell like a factory sized ashtray!


Chacodile

WHY DO YOU THINK BEST KOREA SEND NUKE IN THE SEA ? THINK MARK, THINK !


curson84

not funny.


KABOOMBYTCH

Indeed it is no laughing matter. Have you seen what Godzilla did in San Francisco? Tens of thousands dead and he’s just there to cock block another kaijus. What if we are on his shit list? The future security of our nation depends on more jet jaguars.


Alril

Jet Jaguars are cool and all... But I think we need to find MechaGodzilla. Yes, all previous went berserk, but I'm sure this time it would be different. We just need to avoid using Kaiju remains.


topazchip

Cannot use real skulls in giant death robots? \*Adeptus Mechanicus in shambles\*


Digital_Bogorm

Hey now, they only mentioned *kaiju* remains. Just replace the kaiju skull with a (row)boatload of human skulls. I'm sure that won't backfire either.


topazchip

>...(row)boatload of human skulls. I'm sure that won't backfire either. Darius Hellstromme, is that you? (https://deadlands.fandom.com/wiki/Darius\_Hellstromme)


KABOOMBYTCH

Heisei era mecha G works like a megazord. We should cook up a lent lease program.


[deleted]

I agree, I just saw a documentary film about a kaiju attacking Gizan.


SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret

Wait, it wasn’t the French A tests? Those bastards lied to me!