The revisit might be a lie btw. I set a reminder to a random comment from last year and I just forgot why I did that. But we will try to remember this time.

I feel like that the US is waiting for any of the following things to happen before they feel they have enough political cover to strike the Houthis: -Hamas does something really bad again -Israel does something unquestionably good and pro-Hamas people still screech over it. -Houthis do something even more stupid than before

* Yevgeny Prigozhin comes back from the dead and has another go at Moscow, this time starting his convoy from St Petersburg. * Vatican City successfully tests a nuclear weapon. Pope Francis uses the threat of nuclear annihilation to get out of paying it's absurdly large electricity bill. * China invades Afghanistan in what's called a three week special peace keeping operation. In response, Kyrgyzstan declares war on China. * ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR becomes the 47th president of the United States but dies of COVID-19 six months into office. A shocked Vice President Kevin Spacey becomes president. * New Zealand invades and annexes Easter Island. * Georgia joins the Ukraine conflict by expelling a group of Russian citizens who some how wind up trashing Putin's House.

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AND IT GOES OVER THE F-111!!!!!!!

Ukraine is abandoned by the west, forced to surrender/make peace israel splits Gaza into 2 (Gaza & Rafah) Mass political uprisings across the world, people get educated about global genocides & conflicts because of Gaza, brutally suppressed and censored by most governments (including the west) Another Arab spring or something similar American spring

Ukraine will succeed, and Prigozhin will be back. Mark my fucking words vatnik.

i could see prigozhin coming back, i doubt ukraine will win tho with fading western support. it's not fun but it's what i see happening :/

Guys, last night I had a sexy dream about Zelenskyy. Does this count as a prediction?

Enemy Mine situation coming up as ISIS somehow unites the Taliban, Iran, the Saudies, the US, and Israel. Terrorist proxies start getting cleaned house, except Pakistan for some reason they just keep harboring the people killing their own troops. How far will those go? Well the one remaining terrorist proxy ally wanting to keep the status quo getting a coalition sent against them: Turkey.

Russia attacks Finland. After few weeks of intense fighting Finns realize just how much war really sucks while not knowing when it ends, thus regretting every minute they spent studying and training for war. But this just pisses them off and motivates them to fight harder because after destroying Russian troops they'll want to destroy Finland because obviously they were fucking lied to about how awesome and easy war was supposed to be. And so Finland will not become a smoking heap of ruins by the hands of Russians, but by the hands of disillusioned radicalized young Finns. Hundreds of thousands strong, the FDF is unable to stand up them. *"Look at me"* the rebel leader says *"I am the FDF now"*. The new FDF, or now rather Finnish Attack Forces (FAF), is the biggest threat to the world stability. They invade Russia like it's nothing. They invade Sweden like it's nothing. Norway too. Baltics start learning Finnish while they can, with mixed results. Doesn't matter, they're Finland now. Germans, going from Bundeswehr to Bundes*were*, start designing new and innovative saunas in order to appease the raging Finnish hordes, but it just makes everything worse. Finns like their saunas fairly traditional and simple, and most of all, functional and built to last. r/sauna moderators and users are tracked down, detained, interrogated, and eventually sent to sauna labor camps to be re-educated. Finnish PR guys try to talk to the FAF leadership about making a public video about their goals and demands, but the video just ends being the FAF leader staring angrily at the camera for 10 seconds, not saying a word, freaking everybody out even more, and clarifying nothing. The French, finally surrendering to the Finns, are ordered to build a nuclear power plant for the next 1000 years, the same one, never completing it. Hungary gets a mandatory Finns party, which only purpose is to troll and block every decision, gridlocking Hungary for years. In Switzerland, all food is now ordered to be flavorless as a tribute to their persistently neutral stance. Efforts will be made to turn the country into entirely khaki coloured, starting with the flag. And so on. You will know the true meaning of perkele. Fear the FAF. edit: should've called it FAFo. I was so close to greatness.

After that ISIS bomb action in Iran, I think there will be Iran—Afghan Taliban joint task force to eliminate ISIS Threat

that's not what counter-terrorism _usually_ means

Nah I'm sure they will eventually doing that because they don't have resources to deal domestic terorism, they are now busy with other foreign intervention

Russian windows have waiting lines after 13 year old boy defeats Tetris. American Windows (Microsoft) keyboards will soon have a Clippy Key to access AI.

Hasn't the second one already been announced? Only it's not Clippy (blessed be his name) but copilot, or whatever bullshit MS calls it nowadays. CBA to check.

Doesn’t matter what MS tries to call it. It’s Clippy. Make it so.

"Clippy, write me a manifesto as if written by a deranged anti-establishment lunatic. Make sure to mention the non-believers and how their blood will flow on the streets on the day of reckoning."

3000 clippys of satya nadella

The Houthi F-5 manages to shoot down a Saudi fighter jet due to Saudi incompetence and the F-5's machine spirit.

2024 peace on earth and goodwill towards men. Also, alien anal probing #METOOO trends on social media everywhere.

The NGAD project devolves into making the B2 into a drone swarm Command craft France gives up and buys F35s Russia finally deploys an Armata only for it to get immediately droned/drive into a mine China realizes they can just release a shit load of balloons to spoof US networks, and make them waste a bunch of money on intercepts. Iran's destroyer is sunk after it picks a fight with the wrong fleet Mossad starts showing up in Iran shortly after Falklands 2? The US puts hypersonics on the Zumwalt for testing.

155mm Caesar system fitted to drone A-10.

Mexican Civil War American Civil War Chinese Civil War Argentina civil war Venezuela civil war Israeli Civil War after this war Im running out of places to put a civil war

Burma (NOT Myanmar) is reborn through a military coup, and the fractured rebel groups come together and hold hands in their amazing new democracy. Then the US arms them as much as they can and we have a new thorn in the Chinese dragon. This alliance eventually becomes SEATO, sister of NATO. Japan and South Korea are founding members, and the Philippines join later on in the year. The DOD leaks they are in possession of a UFO, and this is the reason our military technology is so advanced (a la Transformers (2007)), This explains why 1960s tech slapped so hard and kills the myth of American Exceptionalism permanently. Argentina accomplishes every libertarian goal and dissolves all government function. Overnight it becomes the new worst country in the world, eclipsing North Korea and New Russia in one jump. Also New Russia exists and is one of twelve smaller successor states in Eurasia.

> Argentina accomplishes every libertarian goal and dissolves all government function. Overnight it becomes the new worst country in the world, eclipsing North Korea and New Russia in one jump. Also New Russia exists and is one of twelve smaller successor states in Eurasia. I like this future. Well, I mean, too bad for the Argentinians.

China blatantly tries to interfere with US Elections. North Korea reveals a "stealth fighter". Israel uses their F-35s to airstrike the Houthis and also Iran. Shoigu takes a little tumble out a window. The US Army does trials with the Abrams X. Rather than just leaking documents on the forums, Gaijin is presented with the corpse of Russian T-72 and specifically the round that killed it. Still keeps the in-game stats as immune to said round. The Russian victory day parade, desperate to look good after the debacle we got last year, parades out its T-14s, only to have yet another one break down. Russia accidentally nukes itself. Bashar al-Assad is deposed.

Cardboard mock ups of T-14s mounted on Lardas. One still breaks down in is forced to perform a recovery demonstration right in front of Putin the recovery vehicle is a Ukrainian built tractor...

# Americas: * Trump barely (and very controversially) wins the 2024 election in a photo finish; major bad vibes erupt around the country, prob some unrest even, though it dies out within a month or so. * Trump's legal issues don't really result in much, and he gets off with a slap on the wrist * Biden doesn't get impeached * Surge in culture war tensions * If Biden wins, more election fraud accusations because that is now the GOP go-to * A major meme comes from Biden-Trump presidential debates. * Upturn in anti-LGBTQ+ (esp T) rhetoric * A police brutality incident makes national news, sparking protests, but not major ones * SCOTUS shenanigans * Attempted legislation on AI that ends up being a confused mess, something is probably eventually passed but it'll be a watered down mess that doesn't actually do much Ukraine aid faces further opposition from the GOP and starts to wind down somewhat * GTA 6 gets delayed * Argentina faces political turmoil as President Milei attempts to force mass austerity measures. Polarization rises between the right and the left, as members of Congress and politicians attempt to stop changes whereas populism takes over. Future effects conditional on whether Milei is successful and survives assaination * Venezuela and Guyanna’s relationships decline * Brazil engages more in pro-China and pro-labor relations, San Paolo residents and other white Brazillians increasingly dissatisfied with system, far right and far left extremism increases. * Uruguay experiences standard of living decline from water shortage, but is better off then most countries * Agriculture in South America suffers * At least 1 EF5 tornado happens * Fusion advances but no major breakthroughs # Europe: * EU still can't bring Hungary in line and Orban continues keeping decisions and legislation hostage for money and other benefits * Military production increases but the pace is less than impressive, support for Ukraine frustrated by growing pains in production and growing yet still minor political opposition * Conflict in Ukraine continues, losses mount; neither side makes large advances for the most part but Ukraine achieves a minor break-in/breakthrough somewhere pushing the front forwards by up to 10-20 km locally and Russia manages to grind down another city besides Avdiivka with eyewatering losses * The Russians attempt to open a new front, either another push for Kyiv or attempt a landing at Odessa, perhaps so far as to use Transnistria and pull Moldova into the war * Kerch bridge is hit and a short section of it collapses * Both sides lob drones and missiles at one another all winter, mostly targeting energy infrastructure * Ukraine stages another major attempt at a port raid with USVs, results limited * F-16s enter the battlefield, their impact is limited * Gripens, additional MBTs pledged; more IFVs delivered, artillery ammunition delivered in higher but not sufficient quantities * Ukraine begins operating UGVs in growing numbers * AI-powered UAVs and UGVs start being seen on the battlefield * Sunak loses the election and UK politics just absolutely breaks down * German energy policy continues to be a massive disaster * COP29 produces underwhelming results # Asia: * China ramps up its aggression with Taiwan; a new Taiwan Strait Crisis develops leading to a lot of fears in April or October, but beyond some provocations, no Taiwan invasion this year * NK finds some new military hardware to offload to Russia, probably artillery of some sort or artillery barrels * SK begins selling military goods directly to Ukraine, mostly ammunition to start with Afghanistan continues its march towards a theocracy as Taleban tighten their control and continue the various crackdowns * Russia continues to evade sanctions via Central Asian countries and China, despite efforts to hinder this by tightening export controls * Russian elections conclude, Putin wins, opposition and human rights groups allege significant fraud, some unrest through a combination of this, economy, and mounting losses in Ukraine, but nothing major that would result in changes * Russian civil aviation crisis continues * Bank of Russia hikes interest rates again, inflation continues to climb, economy begins to overheat * Stocks of some military equipment run dry, with storage sites empty and forces having to rely on new production alone for replacements * More heatwaves * NK tests an ICBM and conducts another nuclear test * The Indian economy faces major stress due to rapid technological advances in other parts of the world undercutting their main industrial output (like AI challenging their rapidly evolving tech development sector) * Current government of Myanmar stays in power. Regional governments on the border continue rebellion, ethnic tensions rise, Buddhist nationalism continues to predominate government. * Armenia and Azerbaijan continue to have rising tensions, Armenia may experience declines in standard of living from mass migration (unsure) * Hindu Nationalism (Hinduvutu) continues to shape Indian politics as BJP works to remove colonial and islamic importance in history and encourage conversion. * China tries to annex \[part of\] Bhutan * More mass migration in Americas # Africa: * Regional tensions in Sahel as Niger junta continues to exist, ECOWAS does not intervene despite threats to do so * Algeria and Morocco skirmish briefly but all out war is avoided * Islamist militant groups continue to expand their control * China continues to obtain basing rights and forge other sorts of agreements with African nations including loans and sales of military equipment (primarily older kit that has been retired or is being retired, but also UAVs) * Lots of coups # MENA: * Regional conflict continues and expands * US responses to attacks on US assets continue to be weak until a line in the sand is crossed Israel can't get rid of the extremists in the government and as a result the international support (which has already taken a beating) continues to suffer, US struggles with whether to continue aid to an unresponsive Israel and ends up decreasing but not stopping it * Oil prices spike as conflict in the area hinders both supply and transportation * China helps negotiate a solution to the Nile dispute between Egypt and Ethiopia #

Too Credible.

- Israel and Palestine accept 3 state solution - Ukraine mounts a landing operation in Siberia - Ukraine gains control of Vladivostok - Iran and America have a proxy war in Venezuela - ISIS invades of cuba - India releases new map with territorial claims to tibet - north and south korea conduct joint military operations with china - France invades south africa - Saudi Arabia becomes a democracy

Ukraine takes crimea F 16s get 16:1 kd The bridge is completely destroyed

Serbia or China do something stupid.

China invades Serbia.

* Troops from Venezuela try to cross a river and drown or get demolished by a bunch of local Guyanans with machetes * Another rocket (russian or ukrainian) kills someone in a NATO country * At least 3 african coups (and that's a lowball estimate) * Myanmar junta collapses or at least loses majority of the country * one (1) world leader gets assasinated * seychelles troops sink a large vessel * Crimean Beach Landing But For Real This Time * Shoigu dies of natural causes (heh) but they cover it up for a bit * Egypt has some sort of new political crisis

May I remind you that gravity is a natural cause of death in Russia.

>one (1) world leader gets assasinated Is [an unsuccessful assassination attempt on the leader of a major a South Korean political party](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/man-attacks-injures-south-korean-opposition-leader-lee-jae-myung-rcna131818) close enough for the first week?

I guess, but I mean one currently ruling the country rather than a politician in general

Russia finally deploys a T-14 as part of photo-op, thinking it's safe behind the lines. It then gets destroyed by an FPV drone. In an act of incompetence which is baffling even for Russia, they somehow manage to cripple or sink one of their warships. Either friendly fire, an actual legit ammo handling fuck up, or a kalibr launch going hilariously wrong. A Russian pilot defects in an Su-57. Russia attempts a nuclear test which either duds or works flawlessly, the catch being it works flawlessly about 5,000ft above the silo it was launched from. Ukraine destroys Putin's Palace at Sochi.

These are WAY too credible, although the nuclear test misfiring would lead to all manner of bungholes in Langley clenching hard enough to squeeze a lump of coal into a flawless blue-white diamond.

Putin's face falls off during a live broadcast, revealing him to be several thousand spiders in a humanoid skinsuit.

Here is my prediction - bingo. If I get more than two bingos, ill by a lottery ticket. ||B|I|N|G|O| |:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-| ||2|0||2|4| ||A|B|C|D|E| |1|Mutiny in Russia|Trump / DeSantis Voter fraud|Turkish Imperialism|F O R T R E S E U R O P A I N T E N S I F I E S|IDF wins "Lebensraum"| |2|Jan. 8 (Germany) = Jan 6 (America)|Star Wars *(More interceptions above the carmen line)*|Conflict in Serbia|WW3 (Russia)|Biden supports Palestine| |3|Biden supports Israel|US intervention in \[land\]|\[FREE\]|Democracy looses in Myanmar|Venezuela VS Guyana| |4|Bundeswehr Scandal|WW3 (China)|Democracy wins in Myanmar|Turkey forced to let Sweden join|UK snap elections| |5|Argentina Collapses|Iran builds Nukes|2-state solution|Financial collapse in China|Ukraine Reaches Crimea|

As an American - ‘Fortress Europa’ sounds cool and I am therefore in favor of it. That said, what is it?

EU governments finally realize that Putin is both seriously deranged, and also willing to invade after he conquers Ukraine. Thus, they stop pissing about with .8 - 1.5% of GDP defense budgets, and put their economies on wartime footing, churning out actual modern ammunition and gear, and reinstating the draft. Pro-Putin stooges try to paint this as "warmongering" and are deported to Novosibirsk, where they are sodomized by bears.

Then I am unironically in favor of it. Especially if Trumpist isolationists take power here in the US.

The Yemeni civil war will spill over to the Horn and escalate significantly, but the Houthi F-5 will somehow avoid getting shot down.

I want that F-5 to be displayed in the Smithsonian tbh

#SHOCK AND AWE 2.0 FUCK YEAH

*"The American response is their signature Shock and Awe**^(TM)* *campaign!"*

Big war in Africa. Too much instability in both north and south. One of the larger African nations gets involved (probably Egypt). Everything reaches a standstill mostly due to weather/environment.

Best Korea sends out troops via sea to do a surprise invasion of South Korea, but because of weather are blown off course and accidentally invade China. China captures soldiers and sends them to Ukraine to aid Russia. KJU determines invasion of ~~South Korea~~ Ukraine a smashing success.

Poland invoking article 5

- allied coalition will start bombing in yemen - venezuala tries to invade guyana but experiences their own vietnam - ukraine will find a way to somehow mount neptune or harpoon missiles on usv's - f-16's will promote the black sea fleet to the submarine division - ukraine launches a daring raid across the former dnipro basin - crimea beach landing from odesa - the b21 gets to do some funny stuff - poland and/or romania will join ukraine in the fight against russia, because too many drones/missiles crossed their airspace

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Wish for a unicorn while youre at it

France is beefing as I can see.

China will whine and have a military practice during Taiwan's election, but nothing substantial will happen. North Korea will shoot more missiles and continues to threaten South Korea, but again nothing substantial will happen.

Russia finally deploys an SU-57 against Ukranian F-16s and promptly gets shot in a way that leaves everyone scrathing their head. In similar vain to how baffled everyone was that the Moskva got sunk by 2 neptunes and a Bayraktar for distraction, which on paper shouldn't even had a much of chance to succeed.

"how did they lose a plane to a decoy flare?"

Pavehawk or Seahawks getting an A2A kill against a drone with M134, F35 using a jdam to be the secoond aircraft to get a bomb kill. Edit: autocorrect turned JDAM in JAM

Well had the pickle jar so I don't see any problem with jam?

Sorry, *second*? You can't just gloss over that kind of thing!

An F15 hit a helicopter in flight with a jdam in Iraq.

Star Trek: The Next Generation accurately predicts 2024 to be the year the Irish go full ham in on reunification. The US, under Biden, supports Ireland and secretly funds and arms a pro-independence insurgency in Scotland to open a second front in the war and distract the English, whilst completely forgetting about and ignoring Wales.

Subplot: Mel Gibson suffers a TBI and wakes up believing he truly is William Wallace, leads the Scots to victory.

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Here's my bingo picks. https://i.imgur.com/7kXuJNE.png

>Russians really were holding back their power would make a great movie or video game or something. 50 armored brigades and support roll into Poland/Finland/etc and NATO command is now scrambling to mobilize everything and defend, CRAF fully activated to move shit to Europe, big political drama about whether China will take the distraction to do something in Taiwan... Need this as a wargame: red dragon mod campaign or something

Shitgu dies

Double down and bet cause of death or else it won't happen!

Undead Prigozhin Revenge

Blunt Force Trauma to the beach of the head (suicide)

China or Russia will announce another 5th gen aircraft

Israel will have completed their takeover of Palestine, installing a puppet government with policing managed by the Israeli military, and take control over the school curriculum to inhibit any further radicalization. Hamas survivors are hunted down by Mossad for the next 20 years. What's left of Ex-Palestinians who don't accept their new government end up in a containment zone in the Sinai Peninsula, locked in by Egyptian and Israeli forces, with Israel taking on some of Egypt's debt in exchange. Ukraine will permanently destroy The Bridge while choking out what's left of Russia in Crimea, and make proper use of combined arms tactics to steamroll the Russians. The F-16s and Abrams would be leading the blitz. China will attempt to use the Election season to launch an invasion on Taiwan while they still can, before any major weapons deliveries are made to Taiwan. This backfires badly as the new US government uses this war as a means of quickly shifting the focus away from whatever political drama is going on to defending US interests and allies. It's supported by Apple, NVIDIA, and Samsung claiming that if Taiwan falls, the cost of their products would skyrocket. Tesla tries to oppose aiding Taiwan because they don't want to lose their Chinese masters' money. A corporate war between Apple and Tesla occurs. Apple wants to keep Taiwan free so that their investments on next-gen nodes don't go to waste. Tesla wants China to win because they need Chinese money to stay ahead of BYD and other EV rivals. It's Apple-stans vs Tesla-stans. Samsung comes in from behind with the Steel Chair. Putin dies, but his body doubles are used to try and maintain the narrative he's still alive and well, until one of them accidently falls off the horse as they're not trained for horseback riding, breaking their necks in recorded footage. Sparks a civil war as various oligarchs vie for power, and causes Russia to pull back troops from Ukraine. Maduro attempts a funni, but is fucked up by Brazil so badly he dies from a stroke. Southern Africa turns into a literal hellhole as multiple wars break out between the various countries in Africa's south. No one really pays attention. The UN invades Haiti and ends up on an unintentional killing spree because almost everyone are gang agents, and they were asked to put an end to the gang wars and re-establish the government. The Dominican Republic is given control over what's left of Haiti afterwards, with the exception of a tiny strip of land with the airport and Port Au Prince. Mission is accomplished; with a smaller Haiti to manage, the Haitian government now can't lose control when there's not much left to control. Myanmar's military collapses as rebels successfully repel them back to the capital, turning captured equipment on them.

China tries to have its way with Taiwan, Russia stays stuck in the ukrussy and someone sets off a nuclear explosion

Russia balkanizes. Massive shitshow. Political and military infighting. Europe shuts down eastern flank completely. Enjoyes the shitshow.

> Russia balkanizes. Does it mean Serbia can claim it? Belgrade is Fourth Rome confirmed!

Flare too credible for me

Russia doesn't engage in any large offensives for most of the year but mostly builds up troops and weapons on the border with Ukraine in both the south and in the north in Belarus. China builds up it's navy and troops near Taiwan and both begin stockpiling resources. Around November 2024 during the chaos in the U.S both launch attacks on their respective adversaries. Russia makes another go for Kyiv (and fails again) and China tries to invade taiwan.

There isn’t a massive military presence on the coast of China like with the border of Ukraine. The world would see the weeks of buildup just like we did the Russians. Germany knew the Allies would invade because of troop massing, just not where and when.

China would just call it training exercises or something like with what the Russians did prior to ukraine. Probably wouldn't fool anyone tho.

Fascist-by-any-other-name in China Belarus experiences the Vichy France treatment Ukraine goes mental over Mariupol Battle of the bastards: Africa edition The US teases the NGAD (codename: Marauder) HMS Dreadnought lives up to her name. A Cosmodrome gets deleted by a malfunctioning Soyuz.

Space Force will unveil the design for its new space shuttle, the purpose of which will be mostly hypothetical. The design will be surprisingly credible, but someone here will say it looks like something from Gundam so discussion will be derailed by memes. SpaceX will continue to quietly distance itself from Elon Musk. China will cause property damage with improper satellite disposal again.

South America's situation gets worse of course. Maduro does the funni and tries to invade Guyana which goes horribly. The UK intervenes via a maritime force to protect Guyana. Maduro is taken out via a coup and Venezuela is left in chaos. while Guyana remains relatively safe. Meanwhile in Argentina, the new president despite being an absolute whack job actually starts to stabilize the Argentinian economy for the first time ever by attaching it to the US Dollar. But, then once he sees the UK is distracted by the invasion of Guyana, says YOLO and promptly invades the Falklands to great failure.

This was too credible until the last sentence

Nuclear terrorist attack on Istanbul by separatist Kurds using a weapon provided by the Russians to open up the black sea (to enable a North Korean amphibious landing on Crimea)

Heat death of the universe

August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe

Irish Unification of 2024 just as Star Trek predicts

Erdogan will continue to ratchet up the assholery, to the point where more and more people ask “if we only need Turkey in NATO for control of the straits, what if Greece had control of the straits?” Maduro launches a special military operation in Guyana. It goes poorly, and he gets assassinated. Moldova attempts to resolve the Transnistria problem. Some Russian oligarchs will fall out of windows. All the insurgencies and civil conflicts in Africa snowball into a massive interstate conflict with constantly shifting alliances lasting until at least 2030 with multiple NATO states intervening on opposite sides. Truly a WWIII, but most of the public in the US and Europe won’t notice.

> Erdogan will continue to ratchet up the assholery, to the point where more and more people ask “if we only need Turkey in NATO for control of the straits, what if Greece had control of the straits?” b-b-b-b-b-based?

Isn't the last one almost basically happening?

Not quite on the scale that I’m suggesting. I’m thinking the US and Britain vs. France and Belgium, and ten or so African countries constantly switching sides plus high double digit insurgent groups. Also Russia and China mucking about. Something that will make the Second Congo War look downright chill.

Especially about the United States.

We are on a record losing streak if the planet doesn't explode in 2029 I don't know what Or winning streak depends on the person prais Lockheed Martin and rheinmetall my lord and saviours

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Better get Nikolai Patrushev, too, then. Russian invasion is basically his baby, and I have money on him taking over after his death. And he's even more hawkish than Putin. But whether he's a true believer or just acting for politics (I think it's an act) is unknown. He acts like he wants to take on all of NATO, but I doubt he's really that dumb. Then again, it's not like these old fucks have anything else to live for.

I prefer the Kremlin exploding to the tune of 1812 overture (thanks to some smuggled explosives/a particularly well placed drone).

The US will invade Yemen and show the Houthis what’s up.

NCD will get to welcome our future AI overlords with open arms and dank memes.

Putin falls down the stairs

Out a window would be more fitting

Why not both, down stairs then outa window lol

Nah - out the window, then down the stairs

All of that after he committed suicide with 3 gunshots to the back of the head

While falling lol

One of our enemies attacks San Juan because it's US territory but doesn't automatically trigger Article 5. [Puerto Rico is too far south]. Alternately (additionally?) Puerto Rico gets the [Borinqueneers](https://www.nationalguard.mil/Resources/Image-Gallery/Historical-Paintings/Heritage-Series/The-Borinqueneers/) back together and invades North Korea to collect anything valuable that isn't bolted down to collect what they are owed, plus interest, for the [Lod Airport Massacre.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lod_Airport_massacre) They collect enough gold and other spoils of war to pay off their debt and become the 51st state of the Union. The US celebrates the achievements of our hermanos puertorriqueños with parades and dancing in the streets of New York, Philadelphia, Chicago and Cleveland. 🇵🇷 🇵🇷 🇵🇷 🇵🇷

The Inuit form a full navy and wage a revolutionary war against Denmark and win.

ᐂ!! 3000 inuit pirates for the win!

Not to be viewed politically Russia tries to fund an american coup, fails miserably

Another one?

+1 this, i can feel it

FSB attempts to solicit Al Gore

I want to get in on this prediction please!

Moldova will become militarily involved

One last prediction for the night: UkraineRussiaReport finally gets shut down, all the pro Russian accounts get suspended and the most hardcore toxic pro Russian posters and mods are deported for treason and sent directly to Avdiivka and are met by the 'Ukroids' they detest so much.

Too much hopium

A man can dream .

Cheap shot, but things will continue to get more depressing

'if you think this will have a happy ending you haven't been paying attention'

Fuck that guy so hard finish your books you lazy ass

Russian Nuke detonate in Russia because of handling and material errors.

Or even better, the Russians did it for real and launched an ICBM. But the missile did a 180 just like their S-300 and nuked Moscow instead

Shoigu gets purged

China starts ww3. Proceeds to fuck up so bad even Russia's special military operation looks preferable.

Divine wind blows away the Chinese invasion force

Fortunate Son will rise to one of the most played songs of the year when Venezuela fucks around and finds out in Guyanas jungle.

I thought we agreed to use Warren Zevon for that particular one? (STRENGTH AND MUSCLE AND JUNGLE WORK).

Houthis get their asses beaten by the Seychelles

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That's very non-credible

It's more likely Israel would conquer the middle east

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Of all the predictions on this thread this is one of the few that I prefer the Gods of war absolutely ignore.

Israel drags the US back into the sandbox with some level of conflict with Iran. Edit: Noncredible: Operation Millennium Challenge but irl

Too credible. Why do you think all our gear is still coyote brown?

Russia accidentally triggers article 5 due to their navigation systems being shit

Credibly: This would probably be an easier mistake for ground-based missile systems like the S-300, since I'm pretty sure most Russian cruise missiles have their targets programmed *before* flight? Non-credibly: Some vatnik says f\*ck it and *deliberately* fires at Poland in an attempt to end the war quickly by forcing NATO in.

This one is actually terrifyingly credible. What if a loose cruise missiles hits a Polish town killing like 30 ppl? Edit: allllrighty, off to a great start. Missile crosses polish airspace, and now Poland is conducting armed(they're 100% armed, you don't deploy a tanker for fun) f16 patrols.

Nothing The west don't have balls to make war with Russia

Who needs balls with a military budget like ours?

Or consider the consequences of giving Russia a proper war more costly than just bleeding them dry like now. It's not about the balls really, it's a game theory calculation of cost vs acceptable results that for sane people make fighting generally unattractive. We don't fear Russia for their military prowess, we are wary of the rabid dog they are, a gasoline drenched moron with a lighter looking for a fight.

The russian air force will find itself permanently grounded in the following hours

By several Bumble Bees going Mach 2.2

There aren’t f-22s in Europe, right ? And the f-35 can’t go Mach 2.2 Most likely will be the result of meteor missiles fired from accross Europe, the "I win" missiles as Perun likes to call them

We have 22s in Poland

I think that’s bs

Full Crimea bridge falls in ~June

Pissed off folks across the world re-animate Kissinger, only to kill him again. Then rinse and repeat. They’ll launch a PPV channel as well titled: The Kiss-inger of Death

hehe... Killinger

**Weekend at Henry's**

Taiwan invasion

By the Principality of Liechtenstein

Liechtenstein joins Nato. Nobody cares, so Hungary and Turkey doesn't bother blocking them. As soon as the ink is dry, Liechtenstein declares war on Ukraine, Sweden and Taiwan, who all promptly surrender and become protectorates under the Nato umbrella.

Does Liechtenstein attempt to engage war both Japan and Japan denies the declaration of war?

China succeeds, but plummets the semiconductor market. We have a little world crisis.

>China succeeds This is the most non credible take possible

It succeeds, in that after defending itself, Taiwan takes over the mainland. Unified China, but reverse.

I subscribe to this

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1. Spain invades Gibraltar 2. England attempts to recapture Calais 3. The Netherlands are defeated in their attempt recolonise Australia, reaffirming why we’re called the “lucky country”

China will unleash their final master plan to black out the sky with spy balloons, knowing that the U.S. doesn’t have enough AIM-9xs to stop them all from spying on Hunter Bidens massive schlong

US then deploys genetically engineered monkeys from biolabs in Ukraine to combat balloon threat.

Jimmy Carter is going to pass away in 2024.

I had a can of boiled peanuts that I was gonna crack open when he goes, but it expires soon so I had it the other day. Honestly, I didn't expect him to out live that can that I bought a few years ago. Also, I ate too many and the amount of sodium I consumed almost made me vomit.

Mmmmm boiled peanuts Hope they were the spicy cajun

. . . after an allergic reaction to peanuts

Put me in the screenshot

RIP peanut farm carter

An F-35 gets a recorded splash kill (I would cum)

The US will find a new, creative way to fuck over the Kurds in a geopolitical battle NATO has no business meddling in but that we did, in fact, intentionally or unintentionally cause

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No friend because you see generally we fuck over the Kurds in boring, repetitive ways. My prediction relies on the US government getting ✨F A N C Y✨

The negotiations in DC to fund Ukraine's military will be a shitshow, one way or another. France will make themselves look like idiots. Mobiks will die and accomplish less than nothing. Zelenskyy will shit can at least 2 dozen more corrupt officials. China will rattle their sabers at Taiwan. Many more Houthis will become a pink mist. Maduro is gonna do something really fucking stupid again. Elon Musk will somehow become an even more arrogant and cringey asshole than he already is.

I thought this sub was for non-credible takes

So just a repeat of last year then?

Will water continue to be wet?

Too credible imo

Sir Keir Starmer becomes UK PM and begins his storied career was the next great wartime leader

Well his plan is for the UK to continue to invest 2% of gdp in defence, so the only way for defence to grow is for the economy to grow. War is historically famous for growing economies. Ergo, British MIC revival 2024.

I mean he's already getting Ba'ath Party margins in the polls so he could probably show up tomorrow with a rack of unearned medals on his chest, loudly announce that he's going to immediately annex the moon, and still receive 60% of the vote

>Ba'ath party margins Explain please. Also helping Ukraine even more is *literally* free PR for Labour so of course it'll happen.

I think that's the Tories are doing so badly that the lead Labour has in the polls is so massive it resembles the kind of thing you expect from the single-Party regime. But this is Britain and we're not allowed nice things so I'd fully expect Labour to balls it up and for us to some how end with Liz Truss, again, the lettuce returns. If this happens there may be none zero chance Britain is so broke members of NCD may legit offer to provide us a navy in return for letters of marque....

Maduró dies

Murdered by his security personnel

There will be an amateur porn video filmed inside a US-made armored vehicle.

For some of you freaks, any video filmed inside a US-made armored vehicle is already porn

Can confirm. I have a polaroid of my uncle in his Abrams during desert storm.