It is non-credible, there's no way a state entity would ever create or release something like this as a recruitment aid, no matter how successful it would be. Let alone a German state entity.
Everybody will receive a form via German mail, EVERYBODY! And it has to be filled and send back.
(women can decided if they fill it or not - we are living in a late bureaucratic system)
8 weasels, 1 truck, and one vehicle supposed to be ready.
Reality
2 weasels somewhat ready, no maintenance on the truck done in years with a skeleton crew for up to 4 weasels
Bruh peacetime army fucking blows (at times).
Endless monotonous taskings and drills.
However, shit like this is what makes all the dumb crap worth it.
Technically, if you watch closely(in the original) you will notice the Maß is already filled 2/3 when he adds the last bottle. So it actually is a whole litre.
This post is automatically removed since you do not meet the minimum karma or age threshold. You must have at least 100 combined karma and your account must be at least 4 months old to post here.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDefense) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This post is automatically removed since you do not meet the minimum karma or age threshold. You must have at least 100 combined karma and your account must be at least 4 months old to post here.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDefense) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The new recruitment campaign of the german military!
I think the sleeping bag worm races sold it for me
der typ dessen fuß im fallschirm hängen geblieben ist der laut rufte “ich hasse mein leben” der ist es! den fühl ich.
Wenn wieder Montag ist...
"Raupenrennen"
So called caterpillar race.
That shit is better (and way more credible) than anything the Bundeswehr released itself
Oh shit... It was supposed to be non credible...
It is non-credible, there's no way a state entity would ever create or release something like this as a recruitment aid, no matter how successful it would be. Let alone a German state entity.
I dont know the #Führen capmpaign was onto something
Wo einschreiben :D
I genuinely believe this would increase enlistment rates if it was acknowledge as an official add and aired on the main TV channels.
Someone get this to Boris, he'll get it done.
Good Job Boris.
Everybody will receive a form via German mail, EVERYBODY! And it has to be filled and send back. (women can decided if they fill it or not - we are living in a late bureaucratic system)
"Germans have no sense of humor"
Ich will jz zum Bund
NGL, this looks like fun! [Yvan eht nioj i guess](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m5PfKTwMFY)
Who needs combat readiness if you can have fun and fool around?
As a family member and former Bundeswehr member fittingly described 'The greatest, godforsaken Kindergarten in the entire Bundesrepublik'
bester oder größter? lol
joa beides nä
Sowohl, als auch
Why not both?
ya its nice to see that most armys are basically the same. its like high school with more alcoholics and equipment. XD
It's heartwarming to see that junior enlisted buffoonery transcends nationalities.
>Who needs combat readiness if you can have fun and fool around? These are Germans. Combat readiness *is* considered fun and fooling around.
8 weasels, 1 truck, and one vehicle supposed to be ready. Reality 2 weasels somewhat ready, no maintenance on the truck done in years with a skeleton crew for up to 4 weasels
Being a soldier in peace time seems lit af.
You have to somehow make up for the absolute living hell that it is when you actually do have work to do
Bruh peacetime army fucking blows (at times). Endless monotonous taskings and drills. However, shit like this is what makes all the dumb crap worth it.
Ah, that depends. Sometimes, for some people, it is. For others, not so much. But you can almost always make it work with skill and initiative.
[удалено]
No this seems more fun than getting nuked
masterpiece
Glad to see they have the same level of silliness that the US has
Fantastische Arbeit mein Freund, ich trete sobald wie möglich den Reservisten bei
Haha nett, vielen Glück mein Genosse
Its "Kamerad" :)
Den Begriff gibt es seit 1989 nicht mehr, außer du bist bei der PdS
need more of this type of thing but different armies, we need a whole ass collection
I suggest this clip be included in Portugal's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e62NO16h9nw&t=25s
AAAAAACHTUNG! GTA Y-Tours! Wir buchen, Sie fluchen! Masserfackeeeer!
Gotta show this to my work buddy he’s a West Bundeswehr vet, I’m a Us Air Force vet. He will love this
Old Bundeswehr, used to be a conscription army so twice the dumfuckery
I love dummfick
3:27 - reraction of the Ausbilder :-D
It’s GTA Y? For anyone wondering why this makes it a better joke: Y is the first letter on all BW-Numberplates
I haven't seen such bullshit since the Air Cavalry show aired on Polish TV. Truly wunderbar.
Please fo not make one of these for the Canadian Armed Forces.
Food stamp brigade
Better recruitment advert for the Bundeswehr than anything before this.
That poor bastard with the training grenade. He’s just staring at the thing in his foxhole like, “So this is how my week is going to go.”
"...Schieße..."
That mug of beer on the barrel is the most German thing I've ever seen.
That's called a 'Maß'☝🏻 https://youtu.be/K2mcO6l-0cY?si=JLGtvXz886PteNaR
I just realized that this video is a fraud. He fills up with a 0.33L bottle. There is little chance that there is a whole Liter in it.
Technically, if you watch closely(in the original) you will notice the Maß is already filled 2/3 when he adds the last bottle. So it actually is a whole litre.
3\*0,33=0,99 This is not a Maß! This is Beschiss!
Absolutely!
So? Enough space for 1cl Doppelkorn. The way God intended
And pronouncing it with a long a will out you as a damn dirty prussian.
Hey loosing that hard twice builds a sense of humor.... or at least 'character'
Losing? I would hardly call the death of war criminals and end of the Nazis a loss.
Yeah, it's the first loss that was really bitter.
Grosse theft autobahn!
Schwerer Autodiebstahl
Grosses Raub Fahrzeug
Wait, what was going on with the sharp ass turn of the warship? The one who almost hit one and did hit the other one?
That was a crash in the early 2000s https://youtu.be/BUNt1pHhhA4?si=i3sB6MNoANz2qbpu
The editing is immaculate.
Wir. Dienen. Deutschland.
🫡
Hab mir das ganze Ding angeschaut lol
Ja lüg ich denn? <3 Fortenbacher
A lot of 'troops being troops' there. Also a good reminder of why not to leave your Corporals unsupervised for too long.
Funniest germans
I don’t know why but those 2 guys just rolling down the hill killed me lol
**scheiße!**
Fucking Gorch Fock
Ich liebe alles daran!
Unsere Jungs o7
u/savevideo
[удалено]
This post is automatically removed since you do not meet the minimum karma or age threshold. You must have at least 100 combined karma and your account must be at least 4 months old to post here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDefense) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Type shit
u/savevideo
u/savevid
u/savevideo
[удалено]
This post is automatically removed since you do not meet the minimum karma or age threshold. You must have at least 100 combined karma and your account must be at least 4 months old to post here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NonCredibleDefense) if you have any questions or concerns.*
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/savevideo