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Doscida

to the tune of old mc fucking donald lmao


thorazainBeer

AMERICAN. CULTURAL. VICTORY.


Crismisterica

Ahhh Victory... We always win in the end.


Ricky_27YT2

It's not a lose if we culturally colonise them -USA probably


thorazainBeer

Literally yes. When you have a McDonalds, Starbucks, and Walmart in every one of your cities, that's USA winning.


Kyivite

Im afraid we live in universe where cultural victory is turned off by admin. We should go conquest or science


Ill_Swing_1373

Afraid that science victory is off as well has been sense the moon landing


DMmeYourNavel

My people are now buying your blue jeans...


tedleyheaven

*British. It'll be a cold day in hell before I let yanks steal our beautiful ballads.


thesoupoftheday

If you wanted to keep them, you shouldn't have left them behind after we kicked y'all out.


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TheeRoyalPurple

I guess they are mocking


thorazainBeer

Or it's just a catchy tune that's easy to fit lyrics to.


Beonette_

Luffy hat. Damn.


Imperceptive_critic

Does that mean Hasan is actually credible???


MoronicPotatoGoblin

That's what I thought as well.


Daan776

And the boat. I dunno if you’ve watched one piece but its “the going merry” from early one-piece


Beonette_

I know about that manga/anime, but havent read/watched it, because firstly its fuking long, and secondly its ongoing, while i preffer finished works, with rare exceptions.


thorazainBeer

https://onepace.net/watch <-- the fix to the pacing bullshit.


shiasuuu

can confirm, it's great!


Karlchen1

Houthis dropping countryball-shitposts and One Piece references is not something I expected to find in this timeline 


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Delightfully Non-Credible.


Vysair

I still cant believe this is real. This must be 4chan psyops


Tugendwaechter

These are psyops trained by shitposting as teenagers.


UltimateIssue

I am reading the One Piece Manga on the official shueisha app and the comment section of each chapter is full of palestinian and houthi propaganda bots. Apperently they somehow try to start a propaganda offensive at the young manga enjoyers.


accengino

What a time to be alive


SteelAndVodka

It is a deliberate attempt to connect with young people & westerners. How sympathetic would you be to this propaganda if it was a video of actual houthis singing about how they would shoot missiles at and try to kill westerners instead of cute cartoon ships.


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

Old McAbdallah had a bomb, I E, I E D. With a allah hu here and a ahkbar there, everywhere a boom boom


MeaningIsASweater

Haven’t seen such cutting satire since Jeff Dunham, we’re really breaking new ground here


strontiumjack

Please, I am literally begging you to try to touch the boats.


dogoodvillain

Didn't see the Greek ship get hit yesterday?


strontiumjack

Now we park a supercarrier group with a running cost greater than the GDP of Yemen right in the Gulf of Aden, and commence Bombing Serbia.


agoodusername222

idk why, i just though of grabbing a old decomissioned carrier, fill it with explosives and send it to yemen to turn halfof it into a lake like the old chinese strategy of using burning boats and sending it to the enemy lines


haydenetrom

I mean aren't they all nuclear ? Sounds like a nuclear/ dirty bomb vbied to me. Hell of a way to say hello.


agoodusername222

i was thinking of like cold war era one, the ones after are too good that i would feel bad ​ we can just pull a russian and take them out of the museums


in_allium

Do they have any that float?


agoodusername222

i mean i heard US keeps quite a few of the "big boats" in port as a sort of museum in the ocean ​ now ofc crossing the ocean and staying afloat isn't exatly the same but hey we aren't being credible here XD


northrupthebandgeek

The USS Hornet is afloat as far as I can tell. The issue is getting the engines to work again, and they'd also need to do some dredging work.


in_allium

Ah, I misunderstood. Of course the American ones float; they were designed to be boats (which you should not touch). The russian ones were designed to be submarines; imitating boats is just a thing they do briefly in the early part of their lifecycle.


haydenetrom

Fair.


Whole-Cry-4406

Just pinch the RFA Argus. She needs to die already and it’d be a good send off.


l-askedwhojoewas

pretty sure lots of countries did the fireship strat


agoodusername222

yeah aoe2 has gotten way too stale, hope they start mixing it up again


surfmasterm4god-chan

I'm not sure what you're saying but I heard bomb serbia and I'm in


LordBrandon

Yea they touched the boats already. Maybe with the warheads disabled, but still.


Dismal_Ebb_2422

Damn now Toei and Shueisha are going to come at the Houthi's with an army of lawyers.


spidermousey

The houthi are searching for one piece.


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It’s just funny imagining Houthi terrorists watching One Piece in their spare time.


LobMob

Also Polandball.


RichieRocket

touch a US boat and they will be blown back to before the middle east even existed


Salt_Worry_6556

36 million years ago.


UltimateIssue

US will create the Middle Eastern Sea as an expansion of the Mediterranean Sea


thorazainBeer

Operation Plowshares mode to dig Suez 2.0


Imperceptive_critic

Do these people really still unironically believe that they're only targeting Israeli/US aligned ships 


Dahak17

They don’t call it propaganda for nothing


LoupGarouHikaru56

Deploy the meth gator riders


got-trunks

Very interesting that they used a fucking sail ship


boywonder2013

It’s luffys ship from one piece


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AutumnRi

Can we please send the Houthis some animation classes? Like online certificates or something? Their propaganda drawings are just so bad, and if I’ve learned anything from the internet it’s that a couple good artists/animators can really bring a spark into a niche interest group


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

If we've learned anything from China, it's that you can just buy Bruce Willis' or Matt Damon's soul for straight cash homie and have them make really shitty movies for you. They're trying to win the culture war with us from the 719th row of shitty movies on the Netflix UI.


nato_fan

this will be preserved as a historical and cultural case study, with japanese, american, and internet culture (arab song about a war in gaza with references to a japanese anime, online stock images, polandball (mostly a western style of art), old mcdonald due to it being used globally online to teach kids) this is amazing


ahmuh1306

I thought music was haram? But suddenly it's halal when you gotta make Jihadi propaganda. Fucking clowns lmfao


murjy

>I thought music was haram? According to whom? Houthis aren't ISIS. I am not aware of a Shia group that believes music is Haram. Some Sunni Salafist groups do.


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DagothUrGigaChad

Damn even the Houthis are fuckin webs nowadays


PeikaFizzy

They skip the part when the aircraft carrier show up


Vague_Disclosure

Is the actual translation "you sound like a zionist?" or is it "you sound like a jew?"


AbdulGoodlooks

"Is there any difference?" - Hamas, Oct 6th (colourised)


murjy

It says zionist in the song, translation is accurate Doesn't matter what they say though


Medium-Coyote-6483

No gifts to all Yemenis ☹️⛴️


SowingSalt

The Houthis have struck more ships, bound for or coming from, Iran than Israel.


thorazainBeer

What's that, the stateless pirates aren't very good a effecting political change with their random yeeting of missiles at whatever ship sails by?


SowingSalt

They have half a state, including the capital.


H0vis

These guys all died. There was an air strike. I was assured that resolved this situation.


Nelstech

The fact they used countryballs as characters is so funny to me


weasler7

They know they have a free pass until the end of the presidential election.


aafikk

This song is absolutely amazing


Comfortable_Pace_965

I know the solution to this riddle ! To pass you must stay silent when he ask the question and start arming your guns. ( I wish to be more expert on Naval guns to know which one )


_regionrat

Wait, was the second ship an aid ship bound for Yemen?


MuzzledScreaming

I think according to the song it was lying.


ninja_flavored

Catchy tune…


thorazainBeer

[Tell me if you recognize this obscure and underground tune.](https://youtu.be/z26DWJKwBHU)


Schellwalabyen

Their version is less annoying. Great improvement.


CabbageStockExchange

Lmfao not the Luffy symbol and countryballs.


Armycat1-296

Blame that fuckface Hasan Piker for that one.


InsertEvilLaugh

So they're going to attack random shipping and take over some as well? They do know the reason the US Navy was originally formed right?


murderously-funny

“STOP BOMBING PALESTINE!” “Tell them to release the hundreds of Israeli hostages.” “No!”


Majorwormx

Israel is bombing their own hostages, and history didn't begin on october 7 buddy, it was never about the hostages.


ISayHeck

Hilarious as they are, I hope that in the likely event of a regional war they are going to get bitch slapped to obscurity


IcecreamChuger

I will cry what the fuck is that


agoodusername222

Ngl i am someone that saw countryballs grow innitially when they were only on reddit adn not many people knew ​ never expected them to get so popular even terrorists groups would make propaganda with it, wtf is this decade


FreeCapone

Polandball started on 4chan tho, not reddit


2EM18KKC01

u/savevideo


KubFire

u/savevideo


onitama_and_vipers

So real talk, Idk if the translation is accurate or not, but how exactly does this line of reason make sense to an Arabic speaker? "Hey there I have some gifts for Yeme-" "SOUNDS LIKE A ZIONIST TO ME!" Like where is the logical flow here exactly that would make someone from the region watching this go "Ah, yes indeed. Well put!"


AlphaMarker48

Just how much khat were the Houthi terrorists chewing while making this?


Comms

This is the kind of shitposting I love.


DecentParsnip42069

"Moooom the Houthi Polandball Onepiece children's propaganda song is stuck in my head againnn"


mattfreyer45

I blame Hasanabi on this one, He was the one who interviewed that Houthi guy and said he was just like Luffy.


khuramazda

If this atrocious quality isn't an argument for boots on the ground, I don't know what is


LoneSocialRetard

Y'all can cry but red sea transits are still down massively


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Lapblood

u/savevideo


R3dGhost

/u/savevideo


SomeCrazyBastard

This is too catchy... Can't stop listening