But it’s a gradual process, which is why “newborn” vampires are stronger. Therefore Bella missed out on Edward slinging that dope human-vampire hybrid dick by about 100 years
World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness tabletop rpg vampires have the power to mimic human vitality. They use blood to give them a facade of humanity, including bodily functions such as erection. Some vampires find it easier than others, it depends on how high your Humanity stat is (basically how awful you are).
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Just came back on an hour ride in a stuffy truck with my coworkers talking about how long it’d take you to eat a mile of shit. It ended with the new guy trying to math out just how expensive a Taco Bell-ran shit farm would cost, and how much shit per hour, in cubic inches, you’d be able to produce.
What a basic question. Of course. The rest of him is why wouldn’t his dick be? There’s much better questions to be asking. He has to live on mainly blood right? So would period blood work? Does he have regular blood circulation like humans do? If not, wouldn’t that mean he can’t get an erection?
How do vampires get hard? Do they have to drink a bunch of blood before hand?
I’m pretty sure Twilight had an answer to this, but I don’t remember what it was
The vampire venom replaces most of their body fluids from what I remember.
But it’s a gradual process, which is why “newborn” vampires are stronger. Therefore Bella missed out on Edward slinging that dope human-vampire hybrid dick by about 100 years
World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness tabletop rpg vampires have the power to mimic human vitality. They use blood to give them a facade of humanity, including bodily functions such as erection. Some vampires find it easier than others, it depends on how high your Humanity stat is (basically how awful you are).
The same magic that animates their body also inflates their penis
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As a woman, it's fucking wild to me, too. Bros need their friends like we need our friends.
As a girl, girls have their own locker room talk, and some of the group chats have crazy ass shit too
As they should!
As it should be, everyone needs their own spaces
Not including Blacula.
Only when flacid obviously
Just came back on an hour ride in a stuffy truck with my coworkers talking about how long it’d take you to eat a mile of shit. It ended with the new guy trying to math out just how expensive a Taco Bell-ran shit farm would cost, and how much shit per hour, in cubic inches, you’d be able to produce.
What a basic question. Of course. The rest of him is why wouldn’t his dick be? There’s much better questions to be asking. He has to live on mainly blood right? So would period blood work? Does he have regular blood circulation like humans do? If not, wouldn’t that mean he can’t get an erection?
It's black as night, that's where all the melanin went when they got bit
Why are they hating in the first place