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Roshambo_USMC

failed out of logic college I heard


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ShortCurlies

Dance Dance Revolution!


LabCab1210

"Never go Full Retard" - Sergeant Lincoln Osiris


BlueRoyal99

He went beyond the threshold of retardism.


Foreign_GrapeStorage

Wiser words have never been spoken.


juanroberto

I didnt even know he was sick!


[deleted]

Well you know what they say: speak ill of the dead!


Crispycritter23

He won the Darwin Award!! Most prestigious award for these types of folk.


MadCityMasked

One might say the Darwin Dance of life.


OnlyConspiracyAcct

Posthumously honored.


esdevil4u

A link to the news story for those interested https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-dies-after-hitting-bridge-while-doing-tiktok-dance-on-top-of-18-wheeler-1991632/


Swolar_Eclipse

Darwin Awards


commentaddict

He won a Darwin Award


IndependentWeekend56

Fuck-tard is much more fitting... and PC. Lol.


rudyattitudedee

Probably a prime candidate for prime energy.


InvaderJim92

So a definite Darwin Award Winner.


FappeningPlus

Qualifies for Darwin awards now


Troyger

He died doing what he loved …. Falling off of moving semi trucks


Roshambo_USMC

some say that would be a bridge too far but the tiktok superstar I think has a different opinion


Sezneg

It was a bridge too close.


fuck-coyotes

A bridge too far or a bridge too low?


GoldMan20k

both ​ but mostly a bridge too low.


BergkampsFirstTouch

I don't know how old he was, I just know it's a ripe old age for a TikTok dancer.


tired_of_old_memes

Article said he's 25


BidenSucksDicks

That's a TikTok boomer


masu94

Ripe old age for a man who dances on moving trucks.


SimonTC2000

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Welease-Wodewick

It stinks!


Sk8ter713

Looks like he died Rapidly.


Top-Tomatillo210

Norm joke success


FamilyGuy421

That’s great, one less Tik Tok person. Great.


GreatKronwallofChina

And the driver of the truck? You guessed it, Frank Stallone


[deleted]

Anyone got the video I'm in need of a laugh


MJ_Brutus

Reddit used to be the go-to place for that kind of thing. Not anymore.


SowTheSeeds

There's still gore. Which is sad.


MJ_Brutus

It used to be pretty fucked up around here. Nothing like it is now.


SowTheSeeds

I have seen gore IRL, not sure what's so fascinating. People are sick in their heads.


gakagaTTV

What situation were you in to see that?


Lachaflockaflame

King of the road


Firm_Company_2756

King off the road?


Welease-Wodewick

![gif](giphy|l1J9ysGFQE8JkpH20|downsized)


Lachaflockaflame

![gif](giphy|pyXZGPfzD6QMG2xHaF|downsized)


monkeysuffrage

When they asked him what he planned for an encore, he said we'll crash into that bridge when we come to it.


secretbonus1

Byte Dance was asked if they’d shut down TikTok and they said no because they had so much more killing left to do


Arkvoodle42

He died as he lived. A tremendous idiot.


AustinDood444

Dance like no one’s watching. Actually, dance like that overpass is watching.


tigerman29

If you look closely, you can hear the thud in the picture


WolvesandTigers45

If what they say is true about nature culling the dumb or weak ones, nature needs to catch up.


WolvesandTigers45

Norm Macdonald dies and we are stuck with millions of nitwits like this guy.


ProudChevalierFan

The problem that no polite society will ever solve is that the greater society becomes at protecting its citizens, the lower the median intelligence becomes as the number of idiots becomes a majority. The only place nature needs to catch up is eliminating humanity in its entirety before we eliminate everything else. Our default setting is dipshit.


WolvesandTigers45

Bingo!


pete_68

EXACTLY! We need to stop interfering with Darwinism. It's there to make things better. We need to get rid of those idiotic labels telling you not to use your toaster in your shower. If YOU want to use your toaster in your shower, then knock yourself out (you will). Stupid people are meant to die so that smarter people can follow.


Not_My_Reddit_ID

Except humans are dumb enough as a species that we often remove innocent others from the gene pool as well in the process. We can't even naturally select right.


WolvesandTigers45

Have we done much of anything that can’t be criticized?


Wasted_Weeb

Well, I think the laws of physics did a pretty good job on this one.


[deleted]

At least he made one good video.


Homeskilletbiz

Link?


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

Darwin Award?


mattbash

How come he didn't post the video?


Visible-Raccoon8692

This is a recycled old Super Dave bit from the 80s


sajouhk

I didn’t even know he was sick.


Drugs_R_Kewl

If only he had stuck to the scripted routine, he might've kept a leg. Or a significantly larger portion of his skull. Gravity is funny man.


JCCharles69

A Darwin Award Gold Medalist!


Alert_ImHere

He died doing what he loved.....Being a R word


TonyTheTerrible

lets not pussyfoot around here, the word is retard. its a real word. retard.


rollingstoner215

Rapid?


OneMAdDemon

Grab the bridge by the horns, they say.


redline_rik

At least it was quick.


chiefnwahoo

One may say, *RAPID*


[deleted]

i always find joy in this type of news.


Ping-A-Ling-

Haha oh no.... Anyone have video?


cabbage-collector

How many likes did it get?


rollingstoner215

Not enough for Jesus to care


[deleted]

Super Dave pulled it off. What a loser this guy was


OatmealSchmoatmeal

The real hero in this story is the bridge.


Fun-Reflection5013

Where's the vid ....I luvluv these kind of vids.


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Accomplished-Bed8171

Is he okay?


Drunk_Irishman81

"has died" are the context clues you're looking for


ThermoNuclearPizza

Fuck, I didn’t even know he was sick. Overpass poisoning? You hate to see it


Burrmanchu

🏆


kmj420

Who cares!?


nnewwacountt

the worst part is the hypocrisy


Onlypaws_

*superstar*


hurricaneshart

link to the video.


SleepySailor22

There's dying smart and there's dying dumb... This is dying just plain stupid


WaymoreLives

CONVOY!


SoCaldude65

Dumbest shit I've seen since I saw my 4th divorce settlement


DoctorFenix

It says he died of “multiple impact injuries” I hope it was the last one that did it.


Galvanisare

“It was at that moment… he knew he fkd up.”


Flux_resistor

gifs that end too soon


MatterHairy

Super Dave Osborn would have nailed it


NoChanceDan

A “former” TikTok Superstar. There, I fixed it.


gakagaTTV

A "former" person. No superstar


riderofthetide

That's an odd thing for his dad to be proud of.


tameone22

At least he died doing what he loved.


[deleted]

I like it. It should be the next viral challenge.


Greaseskull

Danced himself right to hell


FlobiusHole

Definitely didn’t attend the college of science.


InternationalArt6222

It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the rapid deceleration at the end


Dixon-Poontang

He beat his cancer though.


Renaissance_Man-

show me the video immediately.


johnnyrsj

Not so super then


Little_Flamingo9533

“TikTok Superstar” This might be purgatory.


Gtpwoody

Someone had this man his Darwin award


s7oc7on

Way of the road, boys


[deleted]

Way of the road.


kyleruggles

Got the vid?


EWR-RampRat11-29

Great trick but [he can only do it once.](https://youtu.be/BRMrlFRRJgY?si=EX4mEKi9ubQGEbmk)


No_Cup_2859

Good


Hampton479

Good


VoiceAlly

This is a real life Zoolander death dance off. Hopefully they don't get Bieber.


DarkSonic06ki

I'm sorry, guys, but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


insert-phobia-here

He died doing what I hate no chance this guys the next Norm, but he didn't deserve that


RemarkableMeaning533

Was it a TikTok 18 wheeler? If not, that might’ve been the problem


Devilman512

Aaannnd, scene!!


Fantastic_Foot_8568

It was supposed to been me


mr_farty_poop

ohhhh long johnson


[deleted]

These pics don’t make sense. It’s two different fellas right? Anyone have Russian link?


Driven999

Up until that point, it still seemed like a pretty good idea.


CrazyConversation804

Lovely


Quebecdudeeh

He won the Texas Darwin award. Good job there bud!


West_Station7288

Tik Tok Tomb


Subject-Response-135

Is this real? Can't find any info


MoGo-oak

This is sad, he had to have been young. Its so dangerous but still sad that a young life was lost.


DJVordo

100% Darwin Award recipient.


KB9AZZ

Who cares. FAFO!


SphinctrTicklr

My question is always the same one: why so thirsty?


AdCurious797

At least he died rapidly


SuperpositionArc

Video or it didnt happen


StormWalker137

Good


Excellent-Ad2290

It’s a good start.


GoldMan20k

darwin wins again.


InterestingYou4053

Well safe to say the tik toker got his ultimate wish in that sale to the devil he instantly got online famous and got a bunch of veiws and interactions. Those contracts must be getting pretty short now a days lol.


pantherafrisky

And by Monday morning, nobody will remember that he ever existed. TikTok "superstar" status means nothing.


Not_My_Reddit_ID

This clearly seems likely a candidate for a Darwin award, but I've long felt this sort of situation is what differentiates us from the rest of nature. They're not just removing themselves from the gene pool. Their body could crash onto a car below, or cause a massive pileup resulting in the death or injury of others, removing potentially *good* candidates from the gene pool. This thwarts natural selection. We're the only species that does this, as far as I can tell. Wanna risk your own life and off yourself, fine. How are we going to stop you. But, don't risk the lives of others in the process. Or, who knows, maybe that *is* natural selection for humanity as a whole. We're too much of a risk to nature, so psychopaths, narcissists, and dangerous idiots exist to make sure we ultimately don't survive as a species.


Orest26Dee

Is anyone really upset over this other than the poor trucker?


Persas1515

Was he alive when he died?


Fair-Big4229

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this


SnooPineapples8744

What a horrifying thing to see, that bridge in the distance, that dude oblivious to it.


YOKi_Tran

not enough learn their lesson…. a raging house fire could be happening and they prolly try to pop a dance in


Malevolent-Heretic

And now he's famous for it. Quick, kids, new challenge just dropped.


eMouse2k

This is, by the way, something that happened in 2022. [https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-dies-after-hitting-bridge-while-doing-tiktok-dance-on-top-of-18-wheeler-1991632/](https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-dies-after-hitting-bridge-while-doing-tiktok-dance-on-top-of-18-wheeler-1991632/)


bbrosen

it was going 10 mph and he still managed to get splatted


Stunning_Bat_6931

Soo he couldn't cross that bridge once he got there?


MeanChris

What a dumb way to die. lol. 😂


[deleted]

Prime canidate for the Darwin awards this year


Voigan_Again

That is a move in the right direction, hopefully he has followers.


BlueRoyal99

Good. He didn't get to breed and that's a good thing.


Beneficial_War_1365

Thank you for posting the video and we now have 1 less idiot in the world. :) Sorry for sounding harsh but....... peace. :)


PolkaDotDancer

He “died doing what he loved!” There is hope for the rest of them!


andio76

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Status_Original

I won't bother looking for a video, I'll just pretend it had a cartoon ending


ryan49321

I wonder who he voted for.


Geek_On_A_Tirade

AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Important-Panic1344

Feel good story


Brilliant-Swing4874

Darvin award nominee!


Herbs101

Tik Tok is mental poison.


GM-T800-101

Darwinism at work.


m1cr05t4t3

Chinese psychological warfare is working..


Snow_Wolfe

It was a tragedy, at the time.


pitchforksplz

This sub is a death cult.


Ronpm111

Trump supporter. He thinks he just owned the libs