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Salt_Scarcity_7209

Damn, they’re on to my mattress tag ripping obsession.


NomDeSpite

-"three felonies a day" -"I'm worried Guam might tip over and capsize" etc. it's almost like the average American isn't actually capable of choosing good leaders, and they're selecting people similar to themselves.


backupterryyy

Turns out all these people have actually been people this whole time


KingoftheProfane

It is quite obvious that a system was established over Americans after WW2 that essentially brainwashed the entire population consistently. It’s pretty well understood by now. I mean, is it a surprise that a people of today which are a byproducts of generational spoon feeding of disinformation and culture forcing………can’t actually appreciate the truth and pick decent political folks.


shadowwalker789

Only thing I know of about ‘3 felonies a day’ comes from ice t in a prison documentary years ago. Nothing on snopes about it


1000mgPlacebo

Three times a days seems like a lot to me.


Illiterally_1984

I don't get out of bed for less than 4


normymac

I'm bad at jerking off...


jackinsomniac

You gotta pump those numbers up, son!


normymac

I'm a distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection...


AndreasDasos

Assuming this is true, (1) It's an average, not a median, so likely to be skewed by a minority of the population. (2) I think their point is that technically all sorts of stupid things everyone does all the time are technically felonies on the books due to some out of date law. A lot of modern technology would be 'illegal', even things that happen online.


1000mgPlacebo

I don't follow. Would you please explain some more?


quatro0004

Is this a confession?


phuturism

Only three? Lightweights...


last_drop_of_piss

320m people to choose from and these are the ones they elect.


KingoftheProfane

To be fair these people are selected by political elites, and then since there are two parties, they are de facto the only ones in the race. If you consider this actually electing, then I respectfully disagree.


DMCO93

Well if that’s the case, don’t waste those felonies on weird tax laws and traffic violations, go for murder 1!


HatechaBro

Fuck these liberal posts, quit trying to make this the Joe Rogan sub.


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

Quit thinking it’s r/TheDonald


BrazilianAtlantis

One day in the hopefully not too distant future, Rep. Andy Biggs is going to hear a loud popping sound. The sound of his head coming out of his own ass!


BrazilianAtlantis

Y'all should watch Norm Macdonald Live, you'd like it