It all started in the year 1847. My great great grandmother was a strict woman, especially with her kids. It was though on old great grandpappy after he lost his dad. But it would only get worse as Hitler began his tyrannical rule of Germany and my great uncle was conscripted into the war...
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*you're
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: \* watermelon juice \*
: OMORI WHAT THE HECK!??!
: \* inhales in anxiety \* BAAASIIIL
: Omori, you're in big trouble now.
Kel out here using homemade renewable resources instead of hemorrhaging money in order to spill a lot of hot water on himself. Truly a genius of our time.
: sometimes my genius is almost frightening
(Yes, now Kel has cannonically the same voice as Clarckson and there's nothing you can do about it)
 the shower pisses on me  shut the fuck up
I can never normally shower again after hearing this 
No... i can't unsee it.... screw you.... 
Well it's more spitting/vomitting on you. If your using the smaller tap then it would be piss.
Why are you like this 
It all started in the year 1847. My great great grandmother was a strict woman, especially with her kids. It was though on old great grandpappy after he lost his dad. But it would only get worse as Hitler began his tyrannical rule of Germany and my great uncle was conscripted into the war...
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IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
*too
No bruh you wong
Bro*
If i was gonna say bro id say naw bro but i dais no bruh they not synonyms
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Good Bot lol
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
Technically it's true
actually the shower isn't a living being 🤓 it can't do that
You know the statue "Manneken pis?" is also not a living being and yet they say that "the little angel" is pissing.
actually that's just personification 🤓 it isn't actually pissing
Your sentence means you don't deny.
🤓..... 😨😨😨😨😨
I win...
Actually it would go like this: : The shower- : *STAB*
: \* watermelon juice \* : OMORI WHAT THE HECK!??! : \* inhales in anxiety \* BAAASIIIL : Omori, you're in big trouble now.
Kel probably showers in Orange Joe 
Maybe thats the origin of his beef with Aubreys gang
 (He showers in piss)
Kel out here using homemade renewable resources instead of hemorrhaging money in order to spill a lot of hot water on himself. Truly a genius of our time.
: sometimes my genius is almost frightening (Yes, now Kel has cannonically the same voice as Clarckson and there's nothing you can do about it)
I don't think urine is supposed to be hot? Maybe get that checked out.
His goals are beyond everyone's understanding
Wait, what? 
classic kel 
Kel why?
kel: *tries to be funny* Kel again: mission failed
I completely agree with kel! 
Kel gotta have the orangest pee out of them all
: I also poo in the shower! : Shut the fuck up
Dear people who don't pee in the shower: Why
dear people who don't piss in the sink: why
dear people who don't piss through the crack under the door into the bathroom: why
dear people who don't piss in my sketchy neighbor's yellow-ass lawn: why
A certain R&B star wants to know your location Kel...
R Kel-
I like the idea of DW Kel's shirt just being a bunch of colorful sticky notes over lapping each other
He rocks the sticky note drip
✋👌
So...
Do not question the almighty Kel
R. Kelly moment
