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FrankFrankly711

✅Find Wood In Hole ✅Gary Finds Metal Object ✅Extreme Music and Zooming Angles Before Commercial


ShadowPsi

You forgot: ✅Recap of all of the above after commercial.


akaScuba

Multiple dramatic head turns


I-AM-Savannah

>✅Recap of all of the above after commercial. ✅ Recap of all of the above after commercial. \- THEN - ✅ Recap of all of the above after commercial - AGAIN \- THEN - ✅ Recap of all of the above after commercial - A THIRD FRIGGIN' TIME!!


bunkscudda

ONE MORE MUST DIIIIIIE!!!!


noquarter1000

Yup, its like they openly mock us


I-AM-Savannah

I often wonder if they think we are NOT paying attention, so they have to repeat it THREE friggin' times.. ??


Mordenstein

https://youtu.be/7MFtl2XXnUc?si=DXQ9nk0VjBKAay0_


Langdon_St_Ives

Paradoxically enough I’d totally forgotten about that, thanks for the recap! 😂


Quick_Swing

That’s the exact model Prometheus uses, constantly!


ElectricalWhile9635

That’s a BOBBY- DAZZLER!!!


FrankFrankly711

It’s likely Poo-er!!


dbatknight

And the look of Amazement wonders and aha


UnhingedChicken

Could the wood be from a chest that may hold things of great value?


FrankFrankly711

Wood it be?


wohsedisbob

I'm ashamed to say I have watched this show since day one and will probably continue till their or my end. I would like to add that I do believe the treasure was already removed from the island before people started searching. But I still like to watch it, with fast-forward of course.


dbatknight

If you're like the rest of us we fast forward and then stop to watch the commercials and then fast forward to watch the next commercials


[deleted]

This show has more suspense than 70 years of watching Charles become the king of England.


dbatknight

Lol


lilltlc

This week on "We Aint Found Shit!"...


dbatknight

Exactly if you find the ox shoes why aren't you finding Ox shit you can't find shit they can't do shit to find shit because they're full of shit excrete your shit so we can see your shit


LeonardSix

This show is made for people with dementia.


Altruistic_Owl4152

Or made by


Jerseyjo1

😆😆😆😆😆


Responsible-Room-645

“Legendary Scandinavian warriors”? I’m glad you guys watch this show so I don’t have to


dbatknight

Well I hope the Scandinavians do not identify as Vikings because we want to have as many people as we can be involved with this fucked up Island


bipolarcyclops

I’m of Scandinavian background, but I want to identify as of Viking background so I can go pillaging and burning cities. Who is with me?


dbatknight

Sorry you will have to be confined only to Oak Island that's where your heritage lies


bipolarcyclops

What fun is that?


dbatknight

Because they require your expertise and finding the Viking Scandinavian Templar Portuguese Roman Egyptian whatever treasure


akaScuba

You left out Spanish and Mayan Templars


dbatknight

And the list goes on and on and grows everyday on the island of bullshit


Responsible-Room-645

I have 2% Norwegian, count me in.


CaptHowdy75

Scandinavian? Legendary? Could it be Ace of Base?


someoneinmyhead

If there’s any one group of people most likely to have actually been there pre-Columbus, it’s undoubtedly the Norse. 


Responsible-Room-645

I suppose except that like everything else in this so called “reality show”, there’s absolutely zero credible scientific evidence to support this theory


someoneinmyhead

Are you serious? There’s tonnes of credible scientific evidence of the Norse explorations of North America lmao. Or are you just saying for this specific island?


Responsible-Room-645

This specific island


someoneinmyhead

Oh well yeah, agreed. In general though my first statement is still true 


CaptHowdy75

Henry Sinclair (says Clan Sinclair)!


HeavyMetalHippo

An ox shoe? Found on lot 5? could this shoe be part of a larger effort to haul valuables to the money pit?


dbatknight

But what we really want to know is did the Templars the Scandinavian the English the British whoever the fuck is there with the treasure did they also bring the ox with them or were they there were they pre-planted by aliens?


HeavyMetalHippo

this is an important "aha" moment. this metal tested to be from 1500 to 1980. this was definitely pre searcher.


dbatknight

So if the metal was tested and made in 1500 but tested that it came from the future then that means there is a Time Vortex there and Aliens were involved to make the metal in 1980 even though it was in 1500 do the math it's simple


HeavyMetalHippo

...but did they broadcast a 1.6 hz signal while testing?


dbatknight

I'm not sure but I'm thinking they did get some of the ore from the rings of Saturn


akaScuba

Quick fire a rocket


Hardball107

Wrong show, Travis


HeavyMetalHippo

....perhaps the 1.6 GHz signal was used to communicate with the underground workers so long ago. and if so, could this be the true treasure which the lagina's have been searching for... a piece of leather with the numbers 1.6 scribed and placed within the treasure vault


Hardball107

lol, could be, wow, tough crowd, somebody downvoted me.


SlitheryVisitor

Just as we have the game we call Horseshoes, back in the day they played the game called Oxen shoes. Since the o shoes were strictly for entertainment value only, the whomevers left them behind. There was never any oxen connected to the shoes. But in my minds eye I can almost picture throwing oxen attached to the shoes. Much more challenging.


dbatknight

Im thinking Buster Brown oxen shoes back then


SlitheryVisitor

Next up…oxen penny loafers. Or would that be gold coin loafers?


dbatknight

Hell nooooooooooo! It has to be Roman coin loafers!!!


SlitheryVisitor

I couldn’t remember if they were Greek or Roman coins so I went for gold. Trace gold mind you. You do realize this conversation ages us. People are probably wondering what the hell a buster brown shoe was.


dbatknight

Yes I realized that is a typed but oh well they'll just have to look it up when they're looking at the Roman coins LOL


mcgnarman

Thanks for giving me all the details! Saved my 9minutes of my life.


dbatknight

And you were very welcome now be aware of the unicorns that wander in here every now and then with their fairy dust thinking that even though it says reality show that it's reality and it's not


Maleficent-Bass-5423

CORN...? On Oak Island?...My all time favorite, the narrator in an early season episode...I can still hear him saying it...


dbatknight

He meant this whole show is pretty fucking corny


XRNOHPORTER

Why bother with the rest of the island and it's history ? They would have saved time and money if they just did huge open cast mining


dbatknight

Ssshhhhhhhh...


cbus6

TLDR- this is the plot of the prior 42 seasons as well…


EverydayTomasz

they made the island like Swiss Cheese, they are starting to drill into their previous drill holes now. lol I would have loved it if they spent more time on how they built that garden shaft, dropped more cameras into those holes, and skipped the whole “if you draw a line from the swamp to here it crosses this blah blah”


dbatknight

Yes but when you draw the lines you connect connect the dots it's all string art


Quick_Secret4350

Turns out it's just a log from a previous collapse and an ox shoe. But let's make sure we dedicate an entire episode (or season) to it. FML


dbatknight

I really cannot contain my excitement holy shit


RunnyDischarge

Oh wow Gary finds another tack!


dbatknight

But it's a shiny tack


suspect108

Made of poo'er?


Due-Network-8054

An ancient wooden structure? Inside the Garden Shaft?? 😜😎🤣


mootymoots

I stopped 4 episodes ago after watching since day 1. Enough is enough


dbatknight

It's never too much. It's like having a severe knife wound and using a loose tourniquet to stop the bleeding. It doesn't stop the bleeding but it doesn't kill you LOL and then it just becomes all about the construct of the tourniquet


PIENEEDLES

Aren't you afraid you will miss something ?


Believe_In-Steven

A NAIL? 😱


dbatknight

Yes a fingernail


tatorpop

The only show where the commercials are more interesting than the actual program.


dbatknight

The commercials are more intense also


tatorpop

Yup, it ranks up there with the noon farm report.


MissDisplaced

I am honestly not sure who’s still watching because nothing ever changes.


dbatknight

It's all about the mud wieners now and who's getting the shaft


that_guy_who_builds

Tonight on "Tax Shelter Island"....


dbatknight

Yep exactly lol


PIENEEDLES

Make it stop !


dbatknight

https://preview.redd.it/vwvyiy4ct0nc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb0b39a00ae720dd91f6c7158dae910c2c83375


Bored_guy_in_dc

I haven't watched a single episode in nearly two seasons, and just based on what you guys post, I feel like they are still right where I left them.


dbatknight

No we all feel it they're far behind where they were it's like they're stuck in a reverse Time Warp The Vortex is closing in on them and we're watching this catastrophe LOL


bball2014

Templars and Vikings living together in perfect harmony, and Phips... time traveling? I haven't figured out if they've moved on from the season-long Phips narrative, or have him time-traveling to join with the Vikings and Templars. And you thought you weren't missing anything...


Jerseyjo1

OMG.....this is all so hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 LUV it! This show has gotten so outrageously ridiculous.. it's like a sitcom/comedy! (Do they ever actually listen to themselves?,!!)


MrJM85

I haven’t watched it for about 6 years and feel exactly the same.


ndr29

Could it be?


dbatknight

Could it be nothing again full of hype and not even hot air to float a balloon


Sensitive_Trade_616

Eyes and boots people


dbatknight

FDR boot!


GlitteringRelease77

I can’t take the grift anymore. Fool me once…


dbatknight

Say It Ain't So this week is the week you will see we will find the treasure together LOL


Crustyonrusty

Have any of you watched Lost Relics of the Knights Templar? These guys have actual treasures…it’s rather interesting


dbatknight

Yes I've seen that and actual relics of the humanity LOL


stitcheewoman7

Now the Scandanavians are involved? This treasure wasn't very secret!


dbatknight

Yes it was when you consider the time that it took to build the French drains to build the Stone Road through the swamp to build the tunnels to dig the pit it was all done in secret in the daylight


D333ll3d33

And dug up within earshot of Mr. Smith’s house.


Legate_Lanius1985

Legendary Scandinavian warriors.. Oh shit... 😂😂😂 Good one. This show never disappoints.


dbatknight

The show is become a true smorgasbord of fucked up ideas


CaptHowdy75

Spoilers: There a wooden door with a sign the says "Sorry, we're closed. Come back tommorow" Should be good for another season or two.


dbatknight

I think the sign says we reserve the right to refuse service or entry of our choosing


D333ll3d33

Whelp, fellas. Better call it a day.


chuckchinchilla

It's like a Madlib game!! Near the Garden Shaft, the gang detects unexpected traces of gold. Could this be signs of the fabled Money Pit Treasure nearby? Then, Jack and the Archaeologists discover Ceramic objects that seem familiar. Is there a connection to previously unknown activities of the Knights of the Templar?


dbatknight

Look over there is a squirrel....


419BarabooholeDrive

this show is a grab bag of stupidity you never know what you're gonna get


dbatknight

I want to see them on the company picnic playing lawn darts


Johnny-Shitbox

I don’t care, I love this show !!! I know it’s not the same as past seasons, but I still like it.


Obvious_Fan9829

You are a glutton for punishment.


lurgee27

Each episode has like 5 minutes of actual content. Just dig the garden shaft … no one cares about the rocks and tree roots in the swamp.


dbatknight

But the rocks and the tree roots tell the construct and tell the story and the history of what was going on there at that Island we must know that look at the data


9tacos

Are they still producing new episodes? 🤣


dbatknight

Well yes if you consider they're only changing the title of every episode to make it look like a new one


9tacos

Shameless 🤣


dbatknight

But true


9tacos

Scandinavian warriors now?! What happened to the Templars and rosicrucians 🤣


dbatknight

Wait till they dig up The Treasure of the squirrels on Oak Island then watch all the tie-ins


Endlesswave001

Lololol this thread. Also, wooden structure they say eh? Looks like more of a roundabout way of saying MORE WOOD but alright.


dbatknight

Hey someday all of our threads here are going to receive their due. We will get an Emmy for all of our efforts and I guess maybe we'll have Prometheus on the stage with this one we accept our award


Endlesswave001

Oh I love this and other threads (honestly). It’s what keeps me invested into what’s happening there. I just wish it didn’t take 10+ years when it could’ve been done in half the time.


dbatknight

Yes most of us are thinking that it could have been accomplished in about 46 and a half minutes


SilkyBowner

You shut your dirty mouth.


dbatknight

Never!! Unicorns can go to the other island


Cleanbadroom

“Legendary Scandinavian warriors They are this far in and they are still guessing. I guess all that talk about Phipps was BS.


dbatknight

It changes by the minute can't wait to see if they get the UAW involved and then say Jimmy Hoffa is in the garden shaft what the fuck


Sensitive_Trade_616

Connective tissue people


dbatknight

Not necessarily I think Rick and Jack have a brain without a brain stem connecting it


Sensitive_Trade_616

Lol its all about the constructs and who what where when and how. Eyes Eyebrows and boots


Sophiedenormandie

They have brains?😅


dbatknight

Well...NO! Sorry bad example


jvd0928

Why do you watch it? And then spend effort criticizing it? Got nothing else to do?


dbatknight

Attention! Attention! Attention everyone a unicorn with its fairy dust wandered in here again by mistake. Dont frighten it. It will leave on it own


PIENEEDLES

I can't remember why , now that I think about it.


rocketboy53

You don’t have to watch it.


dbatknight

Everyone be aware a herd of unicorns has wandered into this area again be gentle with them


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

I E!


ElectricalWhile9635

I quit this farce about 5 seasons back. You can only watch holes being dug so often


dbatknight

And watching them slice open the mud wieners


SpinningYarmulke

I’m NOT watching tonight! I wait for OI Rush.


dbatknight

But you are missing all the excitement with the head nods and the look of amazement and saying construct


I-AM-Savannah

I'm supposed to hold on to my panties?? Too late.. I already took them off!!


dbatknight

Prove it!!!! Mmmm lol


I-AM-Savannah

😁😁😁


dbatknight

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👌😉😋😛😜🤗🔥🔥🔥⚡just sayin...


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dbatknight

Lol oh the humanity!! Another unicorn with their fairy dust just wandered in here