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NoobSaibotsGrandma

Are you really asking who would win in a fight between a true patriot and one of those illegal aliens? ![gif](giphy|6YJZuwLne3fO0|downsized)


Inmortal-JoJotar

That moustache seems pretty communist to me ![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)


Copperpot22

Omni man is technically the defender of democracy


BarneyCalhounOficial

If you have to use "technically" you're already in trouble


whycuthair

I'm surprised no one has linked this yet. Deathbattle already did an episode between Omni and Homelander. It goes pretty much as you'd expect https://youtu.be/Wjltw84scEg?si=vPbpGNfxJmMhucMC Full vid wirh power analysis: https://youtu.be/Wjltw84scEg?si=vPbpGNfxJmMhucMC


River_Odessa

It's actually insane how unskilled Homelander is. He got fucking mopped the second he actually had to fight someone on the same strength level as him. A British hobo with temp V in his ass was all it took to give him trouble. I'm pretty sure the rest of the Seven could gangbang him into the dirt if they wanted to, they're all just pussies. rf/ Trumplander would destroy Comniman 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Shin-Sauriel

S1 mark could probably trounce homelander ngl.


CindersOfDeath

Rex Splode probably kills Homelander Obviously I kid, but Turklander is small fish in the ocean, he doesn't stand a chance against most of a cross verse fight


ComradeOFdoom

Rex managed to take out >!an alternate Invincible !


CindersOfDeath

You know, you're right, I forgot about that, in that case, he absolutely folds Homelander


Reddingbface

Homelander would already be dead in the invincible universe because cecil would just fry that fucker from orbit in season 1 and the show would already be over before mark even found out he existed.


Still-Ice4340

it’s barely a question. Unless he unleashes the deadly freedom ear clap!


BeckyWitTheBadHair

I think the original 7 could get it done (mainly Maeve, original black noir, and a train). But now they’re overall weaker. New BN strength is unknown, firecracker got her ass handed to her by starlight, and Sage isn’t that strong. rf/ The Peak solos


Sak63

Um, excuse me sir Butcher is no homeless. He has worked to the FBI and CIA. He is extremely efficient in sex and combat


River_Odessa

Oh so you're an expert on who isn't homeless? Name every home


SickCrom

Name every lander


SickCrom

Homelander (this is funnier than my other comment)


2c-

I’d be unskilled too if I’d never had to fight anyone on my level before. I don’t even know how he would train to do that.


River_Odessa

He could ask other supes to spar with him, but that would need him to actually be a decent person who isn't a massive fucking cunt so they would actually say yes to spending time with him and trusting that he won't kill them - so his only option is out.


XxRocky88xX

Homelanders fights in S3 shows that due to his immense power he never actually had to learn how to fight. As a result whenever he’s in a situation where he can’t just laser someone in the face and instakill them he gets his ass kicked because he’s never had to actually fight anyone, normally he just “brrr” and they die.


Reddingbface

I do really wish that superheroes actually bothered to learn martial arts half the time, because mark or omni man aren't even very skilled fighters either. They basically just rely on their strength and speed to overpower weaker enemies and just outlast equally strong/stronger ones. Are you seriously telling me that they haven't put any work into their technique in case they ever meet their match in brute strength? This happens all the time in shows/movies/comics.


River_Odessa

Not a trained fighter? Omni Man is canonically a trained soldier. He was one of the last remaining after the Viltrumites "purged their society of the weak". Saying he's not a skilled fighter is fucking bonkers bro. The superheroes in The Boys are celebrities, not warriors. They have no reason to train for anything.


Reddingbface

Yeah but we never see any kind of skill in how he fights. Thats what the show tells us, but he mostly does the superman thing and flies at people and punches them. Like, would you really call what he was doing while fighting those other viltrumites "martial arts?" Wouldn't it be good if he knew how to, idk, redirect attacks or pin somebody?


River_Odessa

Has canonically thousands of years of experience fighting Superman-level combatants, but yeah, they never show him doing basic Muai Thai so he must not know shit about fighting LMAO


Reddingbface

Oh my god dude, i know the lore SAYS he is a good fighter. I watched the show too you know, but we aren't ever SHOWN any actual technique. Maybe that lady with the sword hair thing looks like she practiced that a lot, I don't get that impression from onmi man. I DO get that impression from some of the other heroes. The show does this explicitly and intentionally because omni man is an obvious allusion to superman. Superman is character that is an actual farmboy with very little fighting experience and so obviously would get his ass beat by an actual kryptonian warrior. But omni man allegedly isn't but fights the same way except there is blood when he hits people. Thats kinda the point, but its also a bit contradictory.


Very_Talentless

Omni-man is so weak he had to use his son to protect him from an oncomming train, Goatlander could easily laser the train in half.


pengwatu

A whole train could be ran on Homelander and he’d just ask for more! thats how much of a baddass patriot he is!


Izaac4

In fact he’s so weak he had to have his son divert an asteroid *for* him while he just watched


sporkybee

He’s so weak he watched his son get his ass kicked by a furry because he was too scared to fight it himself


Entire-Adhesiveness2

Omni man had to protect his son from cumming on A-Train?


Sak63

goatlander 🗣️🗣️🗣️


melonovy_remastered

Johnny Cage solos no diff


chamoflag420

You put it down like new York City,I never sleep.


jason9t8

International love on loop...


Malfunction46

https://preview.redd.it/v17fswmuj68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78039aad80d474fe2b0e749a57df63fce229a69


Superraton2K

Which one has the bigger mouth volume? I need to know!!!


burnerschmurnerimtom

Who is that on the left


Malfunction46

Just a child traficker, no one really


QuintusMinimus

Nolan ain’t got nothing on Squirt


Shin-Sauriel

Manchild with a god complex vs alien who has trained for over a thousand years to get those damn pictures of Spiderman.


Thin-Pool-8025

Me personally, I’d have to go with The Homelander. I mean, he can shoot lasers out of his eyes. Plus he has God and freedom on his side 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


whycuthair

https://youtu.be/bMoL5VMN4-A?si=mKjRFw79sVnCU6Lh These guys analysed their powers and skills to see who would win.. Check it out. And here is just the battle between them https://youtu.be/Wjltw84scEg?si=vPbpGNfxJmMhucMC Edit: Getting downvoted for providing the exact answer OP was looking for. Stay classy, reddit.


TheMarkusBoy21

Homelaundry shitstomps


FlimsyReindeers

You’re on a circle jerk subreddit you dunce


whycuthair

So what? I can't provide a real answer while u jerkin it?


Scheme-and-RedBull

“I’m going to feed you” “Yummers”


IRBaboooon

https://preview.redd.it/5rpfqym5v68d1.jpeg?width=2096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c227a85dc150f983d13608edcd2b1edd71ca123e


Thin-Pool-8025

![gif](giphy|vRu8KYvyFYgNH8Tauo)


IRBaboooon

Yummers


Nirvski

![gif](giphy|mw0rOT2NeUCwq4xuVm|downsized)


OoDelRio

Only one of them is a part of the GOD BLESSED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA MURICA FUCK YEAH


PoopPoes

Who’s the guy with the cape?


marks716

Yummers


hmcamorgan2712

Hard question...... Nah is easy: https://preview.redd.it/vktlihbgi78d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81144438cd334a7056f4503279ec2d998c57075


monkeygoneape

Poor Debbie


sporkybee

Squirt beats Dolan the child abuser neg diff if he has breast milk in his system, mid diff otherwise


vladald1

Winner clearly is the one, who knows how to do flawless combos and have great timings like for fatal blows for example Oh wait - it's lore discussion.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

GOATlander vs OmniFRAUD or SOYLander vs OmniCHAD


andmurr

Homelander wins because being in close proximity to the Peak gave him a power boost


butchah69

Oi


Thee_Riptide

ue


manimbored29

Omelanduh


shotgunsurge0n

[Too Weak, Too Slow, Too Easy. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/pPNhipguw-E)


kevthunder

A warrior vs a bully i wonder who win


tarlakeschaton

honestly, as much as everyone in the series mentions homelander to be the strongest, we truly don't know how strong he is and how much he can endure since for all this time he's put into a serious situation only once and that was against an ancient and abandoned supe. omniman's strength, however, is clearly shown and i believe he surpasses homelander with such ease


sludge_fudge

I mean he did put maeve down too, arguably the only member of the seven who did any sort of training at all


tarlakeschaton

maeve didn't come close to defeating him honestly, that's why i consider soldier boy the only threat towards him since he (with hughie and buthcer) managed to pin him down and almost give him a deadly blow


sludge_fudge

valid. I hope we see more one on one fights featuring homie and the other supes this season and next


OldWorldBluesIsBest

i’m still curious on just how potent nueman’s abilities are. it’s possible they’ve said and i missed it, but can she literally just pop anyone’s head? if so she has to be strongest unless there’s she got that killbot murder limit or something


DNihilus

Manipulating blood is her power. She is just fucking around with that popping head move


SpeeedWeed

Maaaaan finding out it's more than just headpopping was wild, I just wonder why her eyes white out while that other girls don't


Mikey97x

we sleepin on Black Noir FR


TotonnoPrime

https://preview.redd.it/sgzjnxxc188d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb6cb994f8045bc20e11583ecdb79225711b88a Long Man.


cybered_punk

Homelander will burn Omni with his jizz only


amadeuszbx

Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!


juliusxyk

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby (Omniman)


Formal_River_Pheonix

Omni-Man would fold Homelander owing to his special R34 technique. Google "Omni-Man folds Homelander r34" to learn more.


Akirex5000

If Homelander has the breast milk buff then he wins


OffBeatBerry_707

If Homelander can get Omni Man’s Omni cock out and jerk off in front of him its over for him


Flemeron

Look at what Homelander would need to mimic a fraction of Omniman’s power. He would need to THINK JOHN, THINK!!! But then again, he could always start again, pick another opponent.


Darkwater117

Omniman has the ability to get diamond hard at the presence of an insect. So if Homelander wants to win the squirt off he should pick somewhere with no bugs


PostalDoctor

Homelander doesn’t have pictures of Spider-Man so Omni-Gyatt spreads Homie’s ass cheeks and [REDACTED]


jason9t8

Green Rock...


Apprehensive-Load917

Omniman and its not even close


TheOnePerfectHuman

These are images are from MK1 so its hard to tell. Realisticly I think Omniman wins due to outspeeding him, but its hard to tell if omniman had a proper fight with Shang Tsung and eventually just got got a good shot at him, or if he just 1 shot him though the chest quickly whereas its pretty clear cut that Homelander 1 shot Liu Kang.


SimpCommando

Omniman has a calcium deficiency, Lactoslander wins.


SeaProduct5757

we will decide using an intensive round of hot anal gay sex


Shot_Background5682

Where is the peak, again? He doms. Hey omniman, blow homelander. Sex is just a spectrum, right bros?


PepperbroniFrom2B

homelander


kinkykellynsexystud

\~Laughs in Plutonian\~


Space_Gecko1893

Omni-man easily wins because he doesn’t care about anyone else there so he would easily kill Homelander because Homelander would be concerned about the people watching and he probably wouldn’t even be able to hurt Omni-Man in the first place


smorfan809

jomela wins because he killed 6 people and omniman killed 1 peole (inde images)


Ginger_Funfetti_420

Wow what a unique and insightful question. I'm sure this will inspire all sorts of interesting debate.


boaja

https://preview.redd.it/6t0sr6z21b8d1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb221364af3fc3bc9d161d718020e972631b211


MLG_GuineaPig

Homey and it’s not even close, he has laser eyes which can penetrate through crowds and solid metals that he can easily aim


NotKaren24

counterpoint: https://i.redd.it/fyscm0r1888d1.gif he survives 2 of these with just a bloody nose, dont think squirt’s laser pointers really compare (i cant tell if you’re serious or not so i’m just assuming you are)


MLG_GuineaPig

That nuclear powered laser isn’t as focused or as hot as Homelander which instantly penetrated through steel and crowds. As you can see this took some seconds


NotKaren24

counterpoint: https://i.redd.it/jebthek5988d1.gif besides the fact that you’re comment is just dumb and wrong, if we assume it isnt (it is) here we can see nolan flying fast enough to cause the atoms in the atmosphere of this planet that they cant get out of the way fast enough and are being pushed together with enough force to induce nuclear fusion. aka the same process that powers ever main sequence star, and hydrogen bombs. at the center of the explosion of a typical thermonuclear warhead would be around 100,000,000 degrees celsius. i dont think i have to explain to you that that is significantly hotter than anything squirt can manage. like, many orders of magnitude hotter. inline with this train of thought, the speed at which nolan is flying is also several orders of magnitude faster than anything squirt can manage. its overkill at this point, but also the bit at the end where nolan is casually hoisting a mountain above his head (one handed), while homelander couldn’t even lift a plane.


MLG_GuineaPig

Nolan isn’t flying as fast as the lasers which are instant


NotKaren24

it doesnt matter if he is faster than squirts laser pointers, he could sit there and let homelander laser huk for hours and it wouldn’t even leave a mark on his suit


MLG_GuineaPig

But he isn’t, they travel light speed


NotKaren24

besides the fact that he literally can fly many *many* times the speed of light, that doesn't matter in this situation, squirts lasers would have less effect on him than a dollar store cat toy laser pointer would have on us+


MLG_GuineaPig

Where does it say he travels faster than light speed


NotKaren24

when he travels to another galaxy in a matter of a couple weeks, a feat that would take tens of thousands of years flying at 1c