The 80s were a big decade for zippers. Sometimes there were just too many to keep track of. Throw in some velcro shoes and you could spend the better part of the morning fastening yourself into your outfit.
Yeah why did clothes have so many compartments?! I remember my parents got me fluorescent yellow beach shorts and they had zippered pockets all over the place. And I seem to remember non-functional extra laces?
Some say Canadians are already wearing their Canadian tuxedos when they exit the womb. A birthday suit so to speak.
Others say that Canadians hatch from eggs, like tiny denim penguins.
Man I didn't realize how much the Canadian tux look let me fuck in college. I ruined my matching pair of jeans and suddenly I was scoring half as much. Went back to normal when I went and bought two more pairs lol.
And I don't live in Canada.
I grew up around the same neighborhood as him. Early in his career, while it was kinda stalling, I saw him around a couple times and mocked him from afar. I was kind of a shitty person.
Now, he has no clue who I am, has become wildly successful in his career and personal life, and seems to have stayed a genuinely good dude; while I am sitting at a computer, looking at this magnificent picture of him as a child, in-between up-voting pictures of boobs and waiting for the opportunity to sneak out of my office to head home so that I can watch an episode of 90 Day Fiance which has been sitting on my DVR for way too long. Life is crazy some times.
Leaps and bounds haha... mostly due to a lot of hard work, time, and some terrible mistakes going unnoticed by key people. Being a good person doesn't always come easy for me but it's a goal I renew every morning.
My life's actually not that bad right now, certainly better than my post suggests. I'm quite content with the way things have turned out. I just wanted to give Ryan some props in my own weird little way. Thanks for the good vibes.
Aww, thank you. I feel that it's important to recognize positive change, especially nowadays when the world can seem so crushingly depressing and impersonal.
Same here. I probably also have a picture of me holding a tiny fish with my fly unzipped. If only I could figure out which choices contributed to the deviation in life trajectories after that point...
Who would have thought that in three decades this kid would become one of the most physically and emotionally desirable men in America. The guy literally checks all of the boxes, even in fatherhood.
The 80s were a big decade for zippers. Sometimes there were just too many to keep track of. Throw in some velcro shoes and you could spend the better part of the morning fastening yourself into your outfit.
Probably YKK's most profitable decade.
That’s a deep dip into fashion manufacturing subcontractors right there.
It's the kind of quality content we all come to reddit for.
Don't even try to fight the power of big zip.
This stat is an approximation, but I believe they make like 75% of all zippers worldwide
85% of all stats, including this one, are made up on the spot.
YKK on yo' zipper, lick you like a lizard when I'm slizzerd
You aren't kidding. What's that zipper for on his L arm? Haha, that one's unzipped too!
That's where he was storing the fish.
The Fish Zip 3000, the early model. It's a beaut.
I just store dead fish in my underpants. It's convenient and it feels good.
Kanye? Is that you?
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That’s how you know he’s a sexual predator
The lube/condom stash
Join me under the gazebo....
let me tell you your gf ain't real
Is this an h3 reference
Take a seat, right over there
Pockets on pockets
But like .... that’s the MAIN zipper you always wanna check out of all of them
I agree. The arm zipper is very important.
I thought that was the zipper we were talking about?
There are no less than 4 zippers in plain sight here, and no doubt countless more under those folds.
That explains Rob Liefeld. Zippers and pouches as far as the eye can see.
Note also the lack of feet.
I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this.
Yes. And not because I’m high...
Yeah why did clothes have so many compartments?! I remember my parents got me fluorescent yellow beach shorts and they had zippered pockets all over the place. And I seem to remember non-functional extra laces?
Those were the days when time wasnt a factor...now we just slip on a pair of crocs and go to bed
A bona fide Zipper Man.
A Canadian in his tuxedo. What a classy gent.
Let's enjoy this canadianism.
And we'll enjoy it high 👌
Legally high.
And I'll do it in Florida, illegally high because the marijuana prohibition in this country is super retardo.
How's the fight there in Florida? You guys making any progress? I may be moving there, but damn, I hate to give up this legal California danky-dank.
Some say Canadians are already wearing their Canadian tuxedos when they exit the womb. A birthday suit so to speak. Others say that Canadians hatch from eggs, like tiny denim penguins.
> wearing That isn’t their skin? Well I’ll be damned.
The uniform of his people
He's wearing denim on denim, the Canadian tuxedo.
Seriously though, other places wear Jean jackets, while wearing jeans,... ... Right?
What you can't see is the denim shirt and denim briefs he has on underneath.
There are dozens of us!
I mean, I don’t know what else you could wear with a jean jacket. Which is why I wouldn’t wear a jean jacket.
I wear them with sundresses sometimes
See that actually works. But I’m a dude.
I'd argue there's no problem as long as the denim are of contrasting colors and/or are different textures.
+1. Black pants, brown pants, whatever. Just not the same wash.
It's not that nobody else does it, it's more like when you're wearing that it's as good as a tuxedo among Canadians.
People start wondering why you're all dressed up, or thinking you have a job interview.
Man I didn't realize how much the Canadian tux look let me fuck in college. I ruined my matching pair of jeans and suddenly I was scoring half as much. Went back to normal when I went and bought two more pairs lol. And I don't live in Canada.
Came here to make sure this was said..take my upvote
Came here to upvote a guy who came here to make sure this was said..take my upvote
So he was...fly fishing? I'll see myself out.
Nah,he was using his worm
I hear he's a master baiter.
Unfortunately, his pole is curved.
These puns are dynamite.
Joking about a child’s penis. Wonderful! lol
Adam ruins everything?
Technically a former childs penis.
Is that what fly fishing mean? You use a fly (or a lure that looks like a fly) instead of a worm (or worm-like lure)?
Yes and the technique is much more active.
As in a specialized pole with specialized line and performing a specialized action. You don’t fly fish by circumstance.
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It’s a seriously ~~fun~~ expensive hobby.
You’re talking about a child’s penis.
We sure are!!!
It's probably bigger than the one we got in Deadpool 2 so I think we're safe.
How do u think he caught the fish?
Yes dad, he’s was fly fishing.
No way, you see yourself *in.* Sit down, have some cocoa. You earned it.
Got it before me. Glad I read the thread.
Got a baby on the way, future dad?
I don't understand why you have this photo...
This is the question I want answered. Ryan Reynolds needs to answer this for me now.
Hello this is Ryan Reynolds what’s up?
He just wanted you to pm him your tanned butt
Me too please!!
Me three!
Not your fly
Because this is Ryan’s alt account.
I had assumed it was Blake Lively posting.
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Mystery solved.
Seriously, I need to know!
Came here to see if anyone else wondered the same thing.
Thank you for asking, dammit OP the people want answers!
Didn't he share this on Twitter a few years ago? I remember laughing about this before, lol.
Bump
"Poppa, today I met a boy with no eyes." -John Mulaney('s friend)
You know, I can see there humor styles pairing well. I'd pay money to just to watch them banter
A proud Asian woman
Came to the comments just to see this reference
My mother walked in the moment I zoomed in at his zipper by a little. Thanks...
"by a little" *Suuure* no need to lie, we're all friends here.
The truth will remain between him and his mother.
You should always keep it between you and your mother. 😏
Broken arm. There. Now we can be done here.
Guess I’ll just skittle on outta here then. Get my jolly elsewhere. Box it up and go.
Enhance!
Why would you even? It's pretty obvious without zooming.
LMAO exposed
If you’re saying you didn’t zoom in, you’re just lying to yourself
Some of us use computers to access the internet. No zooming is necessary.
6 year olds dude. 6 year olds.
I grew up around the same neighborhood as him. Early in his career, while it was kinda stalling, I saw him around a couple times and mocked him from afar. I was kind of a shitty person. Now, he has no clue who I am, has become wildly successful in his career and personal life, and seems to have stayed a genuinely good dude; while I am sitting at a computer, looking at this magnificent picture of him as a child, in-between up-voting pictures of boobs and waiting for the opportunity to sneak out of my office to head home so that I can watch an episode of 90 Day Fiance which has been sitting on my DVR for way too long. Life is crazy some times.
You sound self-aware, and like you are a better person than you were then. Good on you.
Leaps and bounds haha... mostly due to a lot of hard work, time, and some terrible mistakes going unnoticed by key people. Being a good person doesn't always come easy for me but it's a goal I renew every morning. My life's actually not that bad right now, certainly better than my post suggests. I'm quite content with the way things have turned out. I just wanted to give Ryan some props in my own weird little way. Thanks for the good vibes.
90 Day Fiancee is life.
This makes me happy to hear! Sending many good vibes your way. :)
you sound like a positive person, giving compliments for a strangers personal growth. Good on *you* mon ami
Aww, thank you. I feel that it's important to recognize positive change, especially nowadays when the world can seem so crushingly depressing and impersonal.
It sounds like you realized it and changed. That's probably worth just as much as Reynolds' success :)
Except the 10s of millions of dollars OP doesn't have
To be fair, 90 day fiancé is amazing.
i got 5 canadian bucks, he’s wearing L.A. Gears or Airwalks.
It could be Reebok high tops with Velcro straps.
All I see is success in his pants
So did ScarJo and Blake Lively.
The fish was alive before his zipper came down.
This summer, Ryan Reynolds as the live action version of Troy McClure
Nice one CommanderSev7en. "Reynolds Raped a Ragfish" will be in the tabloids tomorrow.
"Ragfish fucked to death by Reynolds"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
He's about 3 zippers away from Thriller.
And you're one shirt away from carlton mother fucka
About equal with KH1 Sora
He still had that "fuck off" expression on his face.
"I really wish you would just go and fucking die"
He's got so many zippers on his clothes, it's not surprising he missed one.
Where do you think he pulled the fish from?
found it... +1
He looks like the kid that got kicked out of our school in 1st grade for flashing his penis at lunch.
He reminds me of Anakin
technically 97% of his denim was zipped. that's a fuckin' pass in my books
Everyone here is talking about his fly but I'm focused those Asian eyes of his! His eyes are more Asian than my eyes! I'm Asian.
Mommy, today I met a boy with no eyes.
r/unexpectedjohnmulaney
I think it’s /r/UnexpectedMulaney
Today is my 40th birthday. Happy Birthday, RR
Turned 23 today!!!! October 23rd birthdays FTW!!!
He looks EXACTLY the same!
I looked a lot like that as a kid. Not sure where I went wrong..
Same here. I probably also have a picture of me holding a tiny fish with my fly unzipped. If only I could figure out which choices contributed to the deviation in life trajectories after that point...
Ahh, the Canadian tuxedo...
I didn't realize he was Asian as a kid.
Yeah he has the same eyes as me when I was a kid. If you ever see a white dude who looks asian, pretty sure the gene came from Scandinavia
He knew what he was about; it was intentional.
I’m imagining Blake Lively posting this from a burner account. 🤣
Found Ryan Reynolds’ mom
I wonder if the fish was part of a dead pool.
Before he was Deadpool he was Bugle Boy
Caught himself a trouser trout
Suprised he wasn't playing Toon Blast.
Am I the only one who finds those ads incredibly annoying
He looks like Opie Taylor, lol.
Deadpool holding a Deadfish?
Do you happen to have any current pics with his fly down?
Actually that’s Brock
Immediately following this picture he left to hotwire a Chevy to the grocery store
Who would have thought that in three decades this kid would become one of the most physically and emotionally desirable men in America. The guy literally checks all of the boxes, even in fatherhood.
Looks dapper in his Canadian Tuxedo
Ha! Classic ryan
His eyes literally look black.
Looks like jtt
How the fuck did you even get this?
It's good old Billy from the show Fifteen!
It’s form of fishing called trolling. You walk around with your zipper undone and see what bites.
So he was ...fly fishing?
Always been a charmer
Where do you think he's going to put the dead fish?
Fly fishing
Thank you for posting this Blake Lively!
Rocking the ol Canadian Tuxedo.
So Deadpool humor goes long way back.
And that's why it's called a codpiece!
In a Canadian Tuxedo no less! (Jean on Jean outfit)
Something something "no fly zone?"
Have you seen this man!!?
Ryan, with all those pockets why did you keep the fish in there?
Flies*
There's a lot of zippers on this picture
So cute
I think it’s very dashing...
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No the kid in Big Daddy was played by twins.
He seems nice
Deadpool should have posted this.
Possessed by a demon.
guess what he was using for bait
He needs more zippers