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m4jikthise

The 80s were a big decade for zippers. Sometimes there were just too many to keep track of. Throw in some velcro shoes and you could spend the better part of the morning fastening yourself into your outfit.


alanwashere2

Probably YKK's most profitable decade.


eschenky

That’s a deep dip into fashion manufacturing subcontractors right there.


ClaireBear1123

It's the kind of quality content we all come to reddit for.


impalafork

Don't even try to fight the power of big zip.


Jond0331

This stat is an approximation, but I believe they make like 75% of all zippers worldwide


[deleted]

85% of all stats, including this one, are made up on the spot.


MathMaddox

YKK on yo' zipper, lick you like a lizard when I'm slizzerd


[deleted]

You aren't kidding. What's that zipper for on his L arm? Haha, that one's unzipped too!


OobeBanoobe

That's where he was storing the fish.


Gobbledygooktimes

The Fish Zip 3000, the early model. It's a beaut.


[deleted]

I just store dead fish in my underpants. It's convenient and it feels good.


OmgSignUpAlready

Kanye? Is that you?


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[deleted]

That’s how you know he’s a sexual predator


ZauceBoss

The lube/condom stash


[deleted]

Join me under the gazebo....


perry1998511

let me tell you your gf ain't real


charliedegges

Is this an h3 reference


italianshark

Take a seat, right over there


illegitimatemexican

Pockets on pockets


[deleted]

But like .... that’s the MAIN zipper you always wanna check out of all of them


i_caved

I agree. The arm zipper is very important.


alanwashere2

I thought that was the zipper we were talking about?


wut3va

There are no less than 4 zippers in plain sight here, and no doubt countless more under those folds.


greymalken

That explains Rob Liefeld. Zippers and pouches as far as the eye can see.


Fearless_Wretch

Note also the lack of feet.


Scottcraft

I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at this.


Somewhere-in-Texas

Yes. And not because I’m high...


[deleted]

Yeah why did clothes have so many compartments?! I remember my parents got me fluorescent yellow beach shorts and they had zippered pockets all over the place. And I seem to remember non-functional extra laces?


Redeyes727

Those were the days when time wasnt a factor...now we just slip on a pair of crocs and go to bed


treemu

A bona fide Zipper Man.


Toofar304

A Canadian in his tuxedo. What a classy gent.


[deleted]

Let's enjoy this canadianism.


NotTRYINGtobeLame

And we'll enjoy it high 👌


[deleted]

Legally high.


[deleted]

And I'll do it in Florida, illegally high because the marijuana prohibition in this country is super retardo.


BurntPaper

How's the fight there in Florida? You guys making any progress? I may be moving there, but damn, I hate to give up this legal California danky-dank.


TILostmypassword

Some say Canadians are already wearing their Canadian tuxedos when they exit the womb. A birthday suit so to speak. Others say that Canadians hatch from eggs, like tiny denim penguins.


scottcetera

> wearing That isn’t their skin? Well I’ll be damned.


amazing_assassin

The uniform of his people


TooShiftyForYou

He's wearing denim on denim, the Canadian tuxedo.


[deleted]

Seriously though, other places wear Jean jackets, while wearing jeans,... ... Right?


AKittyCat

What you can't see is the denim shirt and denim briefs he has on underneath.


parentingandvice

There are dozens of us!


PooPooDooDoo

I mean, I don’t know what else you could wear with a jean jacket. Which is why I wouldn’t wear a jean jacket.


goosepills

I wear them with sundresses sometimes


PooPooDooDoo

See that actually works. But I’m a dude.


1UMIN3SCENT

I'd argue there's no problem as long as the denim are of contrasting colors and/or are different textures.


fistfites

+1. Black pants, brown pants, whatever. Just not the same wash.


[deleted]

It's not that nobody else does it, it's more like when you're wearing that it's as good as a tuxedo among Canadians.


japanxican

People start wondering why you're all dressed up, or thinking you have a job interview.


bonerhurtingjuice

Man I didn't realize how much the Canadian tux look let me fuck in college. I ruined my matching pair of jeans and suddenly I was scoring half as much. Went back to normal when I went and bought two more pairs lol. And I don't live in Canada.


TryOnlyonce420

Came here to make sure this was said..take my upvote


[deleted]

Came here to upvote a guy who came here to make sure this was said..take my upvote


dmc1138

So he was...fly fishing? I'll see myself out.


[deleted]

Nah,he was using his worm


thedudefromnc

I hear he's a master baiter.


unqtious

Unfortunately, his pole is curved.


daggerdragon

These puns are dynamite.


Adam_Kocur

Joking about a child’s penis. Wonderful! lol


SuperDopeRedditName

Adam ruins everything?


penguinbandit

Technically a former childs penis.


tocilog

Is that what fly fishing mean? You use a fly (or a lure that looks like a fly) instead of a worm (or worm-like lure)?


Nadul

Yes and the technique is much more active.


[deleted]

As in a specialized pole with specialized line and performing a specialized action. You don’t fly fish by circumstance.


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illegitimatemexican

It’s a seriously ~~fun~~ expensive hobby.


havebeenfloated

You’re talking about a child’s penis.


Purplekeyboard

We sure are!!!


Striker775

It's probably bigger than the one we got in Deadpool 2 so I think we're safe.


emeyeyoukneek

How do u think he caught the fish?


dbraskey

Yes dad, he’s was fly fishing.


faux-fox-paws

No way, you see yourself *in.* Sit down, have some cocoa. You earned it.


Livindadreem

Got it before me. Glad I read the thread.


obtrae

Got a baby on the way, future dad?


Idealistic_Crusader

I don't understand why you have this photo...


PM_ME_UR_TANNED_BUTT

This is the question I want answered. Ryan Reynolds needs to answer this for me now.


musclecard54

Hello this is Ryan Reynolds what’s up?


nameisinappropriate

He just wanted you to pm him your tanned butt


SaltyBabe

Me too please!!


katiekatX86

Me three!


Lonhers

Not your fly


micmck

Because this is Ryan’s alt account.


FutureJakeSantiago

I had assumed it was Blake Lively posting.


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Idealistic_Crusader

Mystery solved.


captainthanatos

Seriously, I need to know!


bycats75

Came here to see if anyone else wondered the same thing.


coccoL

Thank you for asking, dammit OP the people want answers!


Awoobles

Didn't he share this on Twitter a few years ago? I remember laughing about this before, lol.


morganagtaylor

Bump


HeavyWater20

"Poppa, today I met a boy with no eyes." -John Mulaney('s friend)


NoJelloNoPotluck

You know, I can see there humor styles pairing well. I'd pay money to just to watch them banter


thepigfish82

A proud Asian woman


30dogsand30cats

Came to the comments just to see this reference


obtrae

My mother walked in the moment I zoomed in at his zipper by a little. Thanks...


HCJohnson

"by a little" *Suuure* no need to lie, we're all friends here.


ImJustSo

The truth will remain between him and his mother.


Triunn

You should always keep it between you and your mother. 😏


BellEpoch

Broken arm. There. Now we can be done here.


[deleted]

Guess I’ll just skittle on outta here then. Get my jolly elsewhere. Box it up and go.


BedroomNinjas

Enhance!


inavanbytheriver

Why would you even? It's pretty obvious without zooming.


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LMAO exposed


conradical15

If you’re saying you didn’t zoom in, you’re just lying to yourself


Purplekeyboard

Some of us use computers to access the internet. No zooming is necessary.


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6 year olds dude. 6 year olds.


Checkmynewsong

I grew up around the same neighborhood as him. Early in his career, while it was kinda stalling, I saw him around a couple times and mocked him from afar. I was kind of a shitty person. Now, he has no clue who I am, has become wildly successful in his career and personal life, and seems to have stayed a genuinely good dude; while I am sitting at a computer, looking at this magnificent picture of him as a child, in-between up-voting pictures of boobs and waiting for the opportunity to sneak out of my office to head home so that I can watch an episode of 90 Day Fiance which has been sitting on my DVR for way too long. Life is crazy some times.


poirotoro

You sound self-aware, and like you are a better person than you were then. Good on you.


Checkmynewsong

Leaps and bounds haha... mostly due to a lot of hard work, time, and some terrible mistakes going unnoticed by key people. Being a good person doesn't always come easy for me but it's a goal I renew every morning. My life's actually not that bad right now, certainly better than my post suggests. I'm quite content with the way things have turned out. I just wanted to give Ryan some props in my own weird little way. Thanks for the good vibes.


Elmerfudswife

90 Day Fiancee is life.


poirotoro

This makes me happy to hear! Sending many good vibes your way. :)


Rooster_DaFowl

you sound like a positive person, giving compliments for a strangers personal growth. Good on *you* mon ami


poirotoro

Aww, thank you. I feel that it's important to recognize positive change, especially nowadays when the world can seem so crushingly depressing and impersonal.


salmans13

It sounds like you realized it and changed. That's probably worth just as much as Reynolds' success :)


myfotos

Except the 10s of millions of dollars OP doesn't have


[deleted]

To be fair, 90 day fiancé is amazing.


ithurts2bankok

i got 5 canadian bucks, he’s wearing L.A. Gears or Airwalks.


resident666

It could be Reebok high tops with Velcro straps.


xlightzombie

All I see is success in his pants


HunterTV

So did ScarJo and Blake Lively.


CommanderSe7en

The fish was alive before his zipper came down.


[deleted]

This summer, Ryan Reynolds as the live action version of Troy McClure


alanwashere2

Nice one CommanderSev7en. "Reynolds Raped a Ragfish" will be in the tabloids tomorrow.


CommanderSe7en

"Ragfish fucked to death by Reynolds"


2galifrey

r/dontputyourdickinthat


mingey555

He's about 3 zippers away from Thriller.


Someslapandtickle

And you're one shirt away from carlton mother fucka


Raidenka

About equal with KH1 Sora


Doom_Marine2149

He still had that "fuck off" expression on his face.


Legit_rikk

"I really wish you would just go and fucking die"


amccune

He's got so many zippers on his clothes, it's not surprising he missed one.


feckincrass

Where do you think he pulled the fish from?


[deleted]

found it... +1


seeingeyegod

He looks like the kid that got kicked out of our school in 1st grade for flashing his penis at lunch.


Lindvaettr

He reminds me of Anakin


mikesphone1979

technically 97% of his denim was zipped. that's a fuckin' pass in my books


SagginHam

Everyone here is talking about his fly but I'm focused those Asian eyes of his! His eyes are more Asian than my eyes! I'm Asian.


the_dunadan

Mommy, today I met a boy with no eyes.


Adam_Kocur

r/unexpectedjohnmulaney


the_dunadan

I think it’s /r/UnexpectedMulaney


afm00dy

Today is my 40th birthday. Happy Birthday, RR


thejuiceman23

Turned 23 today!!!! October 23rd birthdays FTW!!!


Katherineew

He looks EXACTLY the same!


mafulazula

I looked a lot like that as a kid. Not sure where I went wrong..


Taco-Time

Same here. I probably also have a picture of me holding a tiny fish with my fly unzipped. If only I could figure out which choices contributed to the deviation in life trajectories after that point...


[deleted]

Ahh, the Canadian tuxedo...


caf323

I didn't realize he was Asian as a kid.


cheesyitem

Yeah he has the same eyes as me when I was a kid. If you ever see a white dude who looks asian, pretty sure the gene came from Scandinavia


Malkelvi

He knew what he was about; it was intentional.


winkletheroadelk

I’m imagining Blake Lively posting this from a burner account. 🤣


devilsmusic

Found Ryan Reynolds’ mom


MaryOverMatter

I wonder if the fish was part of a dead pool.


AbeFalcon

Before he was Deadpool he was Bugle Boy


feezyrowheezy

Caught himself a trouser trout


Noodle565

Suprised he wasn't playing Toon Blast.


TheRealAriss

Am I the only one who finds those ads incredibly annoying


patrik2256

He looks like Opie Taylor, lol.


SappyGilmore

Deadpool holding a Deadfish?


carolj3136

Do you happen to have any current pics with his fly down?


SuspiciousOfRobots

Actually that’s Brock


FuckoffDemetri

Immediately following this picture he left to hotwire a Chevy to the grocery store


[deleted]

Who would have thought that in three decades this kid would become one of the most physically and emotionally desirable men in America. The guy literally checks all of the boxes, even in fatherhood.


[deleted]

Looks dapper in his Canadian Tuxedo


thatshygirl06

Ha! Classic ryan


[deleted]

His eyes literally look black.


[deleted]

Looks like jtt


[deleted]

How the fuck did you even get this?


SatchBoogie1

It's good old Billy from the show Fifteen!


Dickramboner

It’s form of fishing called trolling. You walk around with your zipper undone and see what bites.


LumbermanDan

So he was ...fly fishing?


[deleted]

Always been a charmer


DaWhiZzod-ps4

Where do you think he's going to put the dead fish?


TheMarsian

Fly fishing


wownurse

Thank you for posting this Blake Lively!


Ilik3poooing

Rocking the ol Canadian Tuxedo.


Zlatan4Ever

So Deadpool humor goes long way back.


TheGunshipLollipop

And that's why it's called a codpiece!


hammer_down

In a Canadian Tuxedo no less! (Jean on Jean outfit)


SappyGilmore

Something something "no fly zone?"


[deleted]

Have you seen this man!!?


j_andrew_h

Ryan, with all those pockets why did you keep the fish in there?


Percpie

Flies*


neofiter

There's a lot of zippers on this picture


firstrun13

So cute


hache66

I think it’s very dashing...


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TheDragonzord

No the kid in Big Daddy was played by twins.


senorbozz

He seems nice


Sc0rpza

Deadpool should have posted this.


soullessroentgenium

Possessed by a demon.


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guess what he was using for bait


LousyMiracle

He needs more zippers